McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Promnight brings out the worst in some people. And for others, it just lower
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McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Promnight brings out the worst in some people. And for others, it just lowers inhibitions. Either way, i didn't get stuck cleaning up the puke this time. For all the people who are commenting negatively, please feel free to keep doing so. I will continue to shower all my commentors with green thumbs. and just a heads up: These stories will be on hiatus between the 25th of April and the 2nd of May. I am visiting my brother out-of-state, and will not be wasting perfectly good drinking time writing stories! unless you really really want me to, that is..

PART 1 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/

PART 5 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4538188/McDisasters+5+Call+me+Ishmael/

PART 6 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/
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.comanderspy and masterchiefawesome, i can't thank you enough for this idea! might transform these into some type of book eventually!

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User avatar #11 - mrmariomike (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wow, I randomly was searching the newest uploads, a rare thing, and found this... Cool to see a post early to the front page.
User avatar #1 - italianrambo (04/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm happy for you that you didn't have to clean this time....after the shit nuke in the toilet you shouldn't have to clean anymore...
#43 - motherfuckingkenji (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Your posts are the only place for me to hear such atrocious fast-food tales.
I feel large amounts of schadenfreude from reading these.
#39 - critique (04/21/2013) [-]
The one time you didn't have to clean up shit and puke.   
   
Small victories, man, small victories.
The one time you didn't have to clean up shit and puke.

Small victories, man, small victories.
#99 - WillWalrus (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#59 - pappathethird (04/21/2013) [-]
GUy in the backseat's fw
#14 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [-]
because of the title i thought op was going to be the one getting fellatio....oh well. beta story is funny too
#123 - zytherman (04/21/2013) [-]
This has provoked a story out of me    
   
> Working in KFC   
> Some fag family comes size of several houses   
> Orders pretty much all the menu   
> "Ok, you can go sit down, ill bring it over when im done"   
> All the food doesn't fit on just the one tray.   
> Walking over   
> The fag familys kid was running about,   
> Runs into me   
> Trip and slam down at least 4 KG of food on top of the kids head   
> Drinks and chicken bits everywhere   
> Kid crying on floor    
> Fag woman stands up and asks to see my manager    
> Manager comes outy    
> Explain the problem    
> Manager yells at me infront of the fag family   
> Orders me to get the food again     
> When in back Manager laughs about it with me   
   
   
> MFW I had to stand behind the counter as the kid continues to cry for the whole time they were there.
This has provoked a story out of me

> Working in KFC
> Some fag family comes size of several houses
> Orders pretty much all the menu
> "Ok, you can go sit down, ill bring it over when im done"
> All the food doesn't fit on just the one tray.
> Walking over
> The fag familys kid was running about,
> Runs into me
> Trip and slam down at least 4 KG of food on top of the kids head
> Drinks and chicken bits everywhere
> Kid crying on floor
> Fag woman stands up and asks to see my manager
> Manager comes outy
> Explain the problem
> Manager yells at me infront of the fag family
> Orders me to get the food again
> When in back Manager laughs about it with me


> MFW I had to stand behind the counter as the kid continues to cry for the whole time they were there.
#108 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tl;dr







#111 to #108 - cdula (04/21/2013) [-]
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#95 - crazyolitis (04/21/2013) [-]
MFW all of your stories.
MFW all of your stories.
#62 - liquidz (04/21/2013) [-]
The legend continues
The legend continues
#16 - mojotion (04/21/2013) [-]
MFW laughing at all of OP's glorious suffering
MFW laughing at all of OP's glorious suffering
#82 - knitey (04/21/2013) [-]
Poonanny you say?
#140 - gracefuldamned (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw diddling her poonanny
User avatar #77 - therealrottilargo (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be 22
>first time out on the road,trucker,chihuahua my companion
> early morning, hungry, mcD's next to the truck stop
>decide to go get food
>walk in,hair disheveled from sleeping loft
>McDoucheNozzle cashier stares me down
>Order a big breakfast platter, havent eaten in a day or two
>also order a mcgriddle for my puppy
>MDN starts calling me a fatass for ordering so much food
>manager no where to be seen.
>get my food and go sit down
>spit on my patty, spit on my pancakes, snot on my biscuit
>dafuqbrah.jpg
> walk up to the counter ot complain, manager there
>so is MDN
>complain to manager
>manager takes the food, tell MDN to add it to his waste sheet
>Manager goes back to office
>MDN turns to me
>"you know you want to eat it faggot."
> get fresh,unaltered meal.
>never going to that McD's or truckstop again.
>I hope
#96 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
McBITCH
User avatar #89 - TheOriginalNerd (04/21/2013) [-]
lost it at diddling her poonany

please never stop posting
#104 - schneidend (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> cream get the money
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YFW
#71 - lazragoon ONLINE (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would take the beer and pour it down the sink, whilst staring at the guys in the car. Then take out my cellphone and call the police (still staring) and tell them "there are 4 drunk people in a [describe car], including the person driving, and they're at the [blabla Street] McDonald's." Click the phone off and just dead stare the guy driving, and just as the silence is about to end "That'll be 31.80 please"
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