McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Promnight brings out the worst in some people. And for others, it just lower
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McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun

McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Promnight brings out the worst in some people. And for others, it just lower

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Promnight brings out the worst in some people. And for others, it just lowers inhibitions. Either way, i didn't get stuck cleaning up the puke this time. For all the people who are commenting negatively, please feel free to keep doing so. I will continue to shower all my commentors with green thumbs. and just a heads up: These stories will be on hiatus between the 25th of April and the 2nd of May. I am visiting my brother out-of-state, and will not be wasting perfectly good drinking time writing stories! unless you really really want me to, that is..

PART 1 /funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 /funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 /funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 /funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/

PART 5 /funny_pictures/4538188/McDisasters+5+Call+me+Ishmael/

PART 6 /funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 /funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 /funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 /funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 /funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/
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.comanderspy and masterchiefawesome, i can't thank you enough for this idea! might transform these into some type of book eventually!

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User avatar #11 - mrmariomike ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Wow, I randomly was searching the newest uploads, a rare thing, and found this... Cool to see a post early to the front page.
User avatar #112 to #11 - italianrambo (04/21/2013) [-]
Exactly my thought
#12 to #11 - John Cena (04/20/2013) [-]
read them all, if you have time. they're worth it
User avatar #1 - italianrambo (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm happy for you that you didn't have to clean this time....after the **** nuke in the toilet you shouldn't have to clean anymore...
User avatar #139 to #1 - elcreepo (04/21/2013) [-]
After the "slaughtered goat" in the woman's bathroom he should have been awarded the balls-of-steel trophy and never required to clean up **** again.
#2 to #1 - sirbrentcoe (04/20/2013) [-]
**** nuke... i wish i would have thought of that word.....
User avatar #4 to #2 - italianrambo (04/20/2013) [-]
first thing that came to mind when recalling that story.

I've lost it every time i read these....why dont funny things happen to me? Oh, thats right, because funny **** is horrible **** in the moment.
User avatar #7 to #4 - sirbrentcoe (04/20/2013) [-]
the ladies room incident had me scared to do bathroom cleanups for a month man. . it was biblical.
#148 to #7 - italianrambo (04/21/2013) [-]
As per the request of elcreepo, here's your Balls Of Steel Trophy, the highest honor one can bestow on another human
#43 - motherfuckingkenji (04/21/2013) [-]
Your posts are the only place for me to hear such atrocious fast-food tales.
I feel large amounts of schadenfreude from reading these.
#114 to #43 - yomommabinshoppin (04/21/2013) [-]
I have a story from McDonalds myself, but not as interesting.
>Be me, 15, wiping trays
>Lobby is dead, drive thru dead, literally not one customer around, so we did cleanup
>Guy comes in when everybody is either sweeping or doing other things
>Walks up to me and asks "Do you like kittens?"
>Not understanding where this is going I say, "Sure why?"
>Asks me how I like my kittens and I say "I don't understand"
>Looks me in the eyes and says, "I like 'em grilled, gives them a little smokey flavor but makes them a little tougher"
>walks out of the store right then and never bought anything....
MFW
User avatar #58 to #43 - toughactintinactin (04/21/2013) [-]
Schadenfreude (German) - Deriving pleasure from the pain or misfortune of others. (for those who don't know what it means)
#39 - critique (04/21/2013) [-]
The one time you didn't have to clean up 			****		 and puke.   
   
Small victories, man, small victories.
The one time you didn't have to clean up **** and puke.

Small victories, man, small victories.
#59 - pappathethird (04/21/2013) [-]
GUy in the backseat's fw
#123 - zytherman (04/21/2013) [-]
This has provoked a story out of me    
   
> Working in KFC   
> Some fag family comes size of several houses   
> Orders pretty much all the menu   
> "Ok, you can go sit down, ill bring it over when im done"   
> All the food doesn't fit on just the one tray.   
> Walking over   
> The fag familys kid was running about,   
> Runs into me   
> Trip and slam down at least 4 KG of food on top of the kids head   
> Drinks and chicken bits everywhere   
> Kid crying on floor    
> Fag woman stands up and asks to see my manager    
> Manager comes outy    
> Explain the problem    
> Manager yells at me infront of the fag family   
> Orders me to get the food again     
> When in back Manager laughs about it with me   
   
   
> MFW I had to stand behind the counter as the kid continues to cry for the whole time they were there.
This has provoked a story out of me

> Working in KFC
> Some fag family comes size of several houses
> Orders pretty much all the menu
> "Ok, you can go sit down, ill bring it over when im done"
> All the food doesn't fit on just the one tray.
> Walking over
> The fag familys kid was running about,
> Runs into me
> Trip and slam down at least 4 KG of food on top of the kids head
> Drinks and chicken bits everywhere
> Kid crying on floor
> Fag woman stands up and asks to see my manager
> Manager comes outy
> Explain the problem
> Manager yells at me infront of the fag family
> Orders me to get the food again
> When in back Manager laughs about it with me


> MFW I had to stand behind the counter as the kid continues to cry for the whole time they were there.
#62 - liquidz (04/21/2013) [-]
The legend continues
The legend continues
User avatar #146 to #99 - realgooner (04/21/2013) [-]
******* hell! I've seen this pic many times, but realized just now it also comes out of his eyes. Djeez...
#158 to #146 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
.... You're a damn fool...
#140 - gracefuldamned (04/21/2013) [-]
mfw diddling her poonanny
User avatar #175 to #140 - mrmadeye (05/06/2013) [-]
same here
#95 - crazyolitis (04/21/2013) [-]
MFW all of your stories.
MFW all of your stories.
#71 - lazragoon (04/21/2013) [-]
I would take the beer and pour it down the sink, whilst staring at the guys in the car. Then take out my cellphone and call the police (still staring) and tell them "there are 4 drunk people in a [describe car], including the person driving, and they're at the [blabla Street] McDonald's." Click the phone off and just dead stare the guy driving, and just as the silence is about to end "That'll be 31.80 please"
User avatar #81 to #71 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
standard procedure, we called the cops on them while he was cleaning his car. cameras got him chucking a beer at us, but i dont think they ever caught up to him.
#56 - ashedust (04/21/2013) [-]
Ho boy... food industry is fun to work in. I myself am a delivery driver. I don't really have any stories as bad as this, but we'll get teen punks that come in after closing and demand that we make them food. We'll get people who'll threaten to call the store owner if we don't give them something we can't really sell to them, we'll get people who bitch about our incredibly small delivery radius even though they live 15+ minutes out.   
   
We even had a guy threaten to sue us cause he was in a dead zone and none of our stores would deliver to him.   
   
But the one that takes the cake is the lady that gave me an address in the 4000 block. An address that didn't exist. She also gave us a fake phone number. When we finally got the sub to her, she bitched at me about being slow. (She lived on the 2000 block)
Ho boy... food industry is fun to work in. I myself am a delivery driver. I don't really have any stories as bad as this, but we'll get teen punks that come in after closing and demand that we make them food. We'll get people who'll threaten to call the store owner if we don't give them something we can't really sell to them, we'll get people who bitch about our incredibly small delivery radius even though they live 15+ minutes out.

We even had a guy threaten to sue us cause he was in a dead zone and none of our stores would deliver to him.

But the one that takes the cake is the lady that gave me an address in the 4000 block. An address that didn't exist. She also gave us a fake phone number. When we finally got the sub to her, she bitched at me about being slow. (She lived on the 2000 block)
#14 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [-]
because of the title i thought op was going to be the one getting fellatio....oh well. beta story is funny too
#16 - mojotion (04/21/2013) [-]
MFW laughing at all of OP's glorious suffering
MFW laughing at all of OP's glorious suffering
#82 - knitey (04/21/2013) [-]
Poonanny you say?
#118 - iamphoenix (04/21/2013) [-]
You should probably move away from Methville.
#50 - xDarkness (04/21/2013) [-]
Driver's having a bad time.
User avatar #77 - therealrottilargo (04/21/2013) [-]
>be 22
>first time out on the road,trucker,chihuahua my companion
> early morning, hungry, mcD's next to the truck stop
>decide to go get food
>walk in,hair disheveled from sleeping loft
>McDoucheNozzle cashier stares me down
>Order a big breakfast platter, havent eaten in a day or two
>also order a mcgriddle for my puppy
>MDN starts calling me a fatass for ordering so much food
>manager no where to be seen.
>get my food and go sit down
>spit on my patty, spit on my pancakes, snot on my biscuit
>dafuqbrah.jpg
> walk up to the counter ot complain, manager there
>so is MDN
>complain to manager
>manager takes the food, tell MDN to add it to his waste sheet
>Manager goes back to office
>MDN turns to me
>"you know you want to eat it faggot."
> get fresh,unaltered meal.
>never going to that McD's or truckstop again.
>I hope
#88 to #77 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
Why not floor the fag that spat in your meal?
User avatar #90 to #88 - therealrottilargo (04/21/2013) [-]
I didnt want to get sucked into the ceaseless folds of the guy's own fat. i am only 5'6 and weigh 148
User avatar #79 to #77 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
i would never **** with a customers food just because they ordered too much. it's not my place to say how much is too much or whatever. if a customer is being a right cunt, maybe. but i would never make it so the customer could see... that's ****** up man. i'm sorry you had to deal with that..
#96 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
McBITCH
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