Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples. description... As a guy, the necrophiliac is my favorite. tags
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#1 - htmm (04/21/2013) [-]
As a guy, the necrophiliac is my favorite.
#61 to #1 - kingpongthedon (04/21/2013) [-]
As great as it is in theory, you're just wrong. Between the constant hair in the mouth and the arm falling asleep, it's just not sustainable for long periods of time (i.e. actually sleeping). Cliffhanger's best, you get all the bed and establish your dominance in the relationship.
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#74 to #1 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Same. But i rather be lying on my stomache
User avatar #96 to #1 - birthdayboi (04/21/2013) [-]
i like it best too.. makes you think she loves you for who you are now for what you got(or somthing else thats stupid and unatural..)
#119 to #1 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
As a girl, same. It's like a warm pillow.
#75 to #1 - draxdiesel (04/21/2013) [-]
the braid personally.
or zombie attack if they have a nice arse
#2 to #1 - killerdeath (04/21/2013) [-]
As a man of the internet, I've never done any of these.
User avatar #7 to #2 - derpwolf ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Wait, where did you find that picture?
#11 to #7 - killerdeath (04/21/2013) [-]
I've had it in my reaction folder for ages.
User avatar #12 to #11 - derpwolf ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
That armour is sexy. I wouldn't say the virginity level is untouchable.
#15 to #12 - killerdeath (04/21/2013) [-]
But think of the lack of a life the person must have had to make it. That must have taken hours to craft and it's all based on a video game(skyrim). As far as I know women don't like video games too much.
User avatar #16 to #15 - derpwolf ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Clearly you don't travel the same circles I do. Or maybe you do, now that I think about it. Off the top of my head, I know three chicks who would be immediately interested in a guy who could make that.
#18 to #16 - killerdeath (04/21/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry but I didn't make that armor. It's just a picture I have.
#29 - SnacksJr (04/21/2013) [-]
*fixed for me
User avatar #166 to #29 - thascomrad (04/21/2013) [-]
*Fixed for fj community
User avatar #159 to #29 - nnightfire (04/21/2013) [-]
*tissues
#9 - shrapnelleader (04/21/2013) [-]
Feet of Ice
#44 to #9 - VexedSpartan (04/21/2013) [-]
My female always called that The Raptor.
#84 to #44 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Your female?
#134 to #84 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
His bitch, *****
#208 to #44 - torexofthenight (04/21/2013) [-]
"Is this...Your...Female"?
#135 - hardongo (04/21/2013) [-]
you just HAD to remind me that ill die alone don't you?
#253 to #135 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Everyone dies alone.
User avatar #280 to #135 - RisenLichen (04/21/2013) [-]
We'll all die alone. So you're not alone on that
#182 to #135 - falconxmard (04/21/2013) [-]
It's ok, I'm in the same hole with you.
It's ok, I'm in the same hole with you.
User avatar #169 to #135 - animedudej (04/21/2013) [-]
i frankly do not give a **** if i die alone or not... although i'm not denying the fact that it does hurt a little
#136 to #135 - tazze (04/21/2013) [-]
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#130 - kabageguy ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Cat block
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#220 to #98 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
When even the feel guy has bigger biceps than me....
#125 - hazths (04/21/2013) [-]
One of my favorites.
User avatar #104 - ImsoObvious (04/21/2013) [-]
How do you avoid your boner with a girl while cuddling?
User avatar #216 to #104 - Maadmann (04/21/2013) [-]
I mean, when you're with someone for a long time, you have your horny moments with them and your non-horny moments, and your brain is like "Hey man (your penis), we're all just trying to rest here so chill out" and penisbro is like "I feel that, let's let her sleep"
User avatar #218 to #216 - ImsoObvious (04/21/2013) [-]
Im talking about a girl im attracted to but not in a relationship with. Im not even thinking about sex here, my dicks first reaction is to just get hard and stay hard
User avatar #221 to #218 - Maadmann (04/21/2013) [-]
Hm, I feel that. I wish I could help a brother out here but idk what to tell you. Generally girls I am cuddling with (one girl actually) are girls I've just had sex with.
User avatar #223 to #221 - ImsoObvious (04/21/2013) [-]
Well I guess I just have to have sex with her
User avatar #225 to #223 - Maadmann (04/21/2013) [-]
Simple solutions for complex problems lol
User avatar #258 to #223 - VaultTechy (04/21/2013) [-]
You're the guy from Advice board! Enjoy ******* everything up!!
User avatar #279 to #258 - ImsoObvious (04/21/2013) [-]
not the same girl!

but good eye man
#106 to #104 - randomzdude (04/21/2013) [-]
well in the best case scenario, you don't.
User avatar #108 to #104 - waffies ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
i suppose that's a matter of self control
User avatar #113 to #104 - penetractor (04/21/2013) [-]
girls understand that its normal to get a stiffy so they shouldnt mind (might even take it as a compliment). And if they have a problem with it, it's their problem (might be cuntitis)
User avatar #244 to #113 - lunacy (04/21/2013) [-]
Dude I never have a problem with it. Cuddle boners are my favorite.

But I'm not sure that I could be considered to be like most girls
I want it like >80% of the time
My boyfriend doesn't get turned down
I get turned down
#260 to #244 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
same ;-;
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User avatar #145 to #104 - heartlessrobot (04/21/2013) [-]
Tuck it in the waist band or just go full mast.
#105 to #104 - SnacksJr (04/21/2013) [-]
You dont.

You just poke them with it until they are in the mood.
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#178 to #105 - critique (04/21/2013) [-]
It theory, it works.
In real life, that never works.
User avatar #150 to #105 - MetalGirafe (04/21/2013) [-]
^I second that
#48 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Human braid looks so cute
Human braid looks so cute
User avatar #142 to #48 - lordketchup (04/21/2013) [-]
i haven't seen you in ages
#160 to #142 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
S-seen me? D:   
I've been here all along
S-seen me? D:
I've been here all along
User avatar #161 to #160 - lordketchup (04/21/2013) [-]
oh well, i haven't been on the animechannel in a long while, and i haven't seen you outside it
#163 to #161 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Well I comment here and there. I created the Katawa Shoujo channel, the nicest place on the internet though c:
User avatar #164 to #163 - lordketchup (04/21/2013) [-]
ehh i have mixed feelings about KS channel, there's so much feels **** there
User avatar #172 to #164 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
We are accepting and respectful of each others' respective feelings. It's a rare sanctum where it's actually okay to discuss stuff like that with the community. I'm proud of what it's become, and I intend it to stay that way.
User avatar #175 to #172 - lordketchup (04/21/2013) [-]
what did you think of the funnyjunk KS fad awhile ago?
User avatar #176 to #175 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you are referring to. There was a sudden boom in the channel, and now it's filled with the nicest people I know. They're all great!
User avatar #179 to #176 - lordketchup (04/21/2013) [-]
yeah that
you should've seen the anime board at the time, atleast 3 KS posts every day
User avatar #184 to #179 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm glad it gained such popularity, it's a great couple of love stories, and it's helped more than a few people maturing, both emotionally and mentally in general. It's a great game and a great story.
User avatar #185 to #184 - lordketchup (04/21/2013) [-]
i haven't played it so i wouldn't know
User avatar #186 to #185 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh well, obligatory I'd tell you to give it a try c:
It IS free after all
User avatar #187 to #186 - lordketchup (04/21/2013) [-]
oh i have it downloaded
i've played very little of it, VNs isn't really my kind of thing though, i tried Maji de Watashi ni Koishinasai and meh
User avatar #192 to #187 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Neither am I, and I can't read any other VNs. There's just something about this one, it feels so much more realistic.
User avatar #68 to #48 - kace (04/21/2013) [-]
Your gif. makes me giddier the more I watch it.
#69 to #68 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I've got a reaction folder named "squee~"
User avatar #70 to #69 - kace (04/21/2013) [-]
It's so adorable, I can't stand it!
#71 to #70 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I wish I had much more adorableness though.
I wish I had much more adorableness though.
User avatar #72 to #71 - kace (04/21/2013) [-]
I feel like the main reason you are replying to me is so you can use all the photos from your folder.
#73 to #72 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Well you seemed to like them
Well you seemed to like them
User avatar #114 to #73 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
I like them
#115 to #114 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Then I will post more. But I don't have much more, I'm afraid :c
User avatar #168 to #115 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
Can't you just make more 5ever? :c
#170 to #168 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm digging into my folders after random cute animu
User avatar #190 to #170 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
That is very kind of you.
#191 to #190 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm just shooting everything I've got now! Cuteness war!
User avatar #212 to #191 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
Seems like a very one-sided war o:
#285 to #212 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, feel free to contribute :3
I've got some slightly ecchi cute pics too
User avatar #287 to #285 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
If only I could contribute :c.. But I got nothing.
#288 to #287 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Then I won't hold back!
Then I won't hold back!
User avatar #289 to #288 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I am prepared!
#290 to #289 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you though?
Are you though?
User avatar #293 to #290 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw I can't reply to your latest comment.. The purple lines are too big :c
User avatar #291 to #290 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
At least I thought I was..
#292 to #291 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Here comes some slightly ecchi stuff :3
#294 to #114 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll just start from here again then c:
I'm far from done!
User avatar #295 to #294 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw yiss!
#296 to #295 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I can finally get to use all these! Prepare yourself for some ecchi ones next :3
User avatar #297 to #296 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I will do my best to prepare, but then realize I was so far from prepared that prepared people laugh at me. I'm ready.
#298 to #297 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
c:
User avatar #299 to #298 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That is one well defined collarbone o:
#300 to #299 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I like nice legs better myself :3
User avatar #301 to #300 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
You sir, have excellent taste!
#302 to #301 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, I do my best. It's quite rare to find someone with as good taste as myself, I must say c:
I also like cute bellies really much, especially in this kind of picture~
User avatar #303 to #302 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That's cute
#304 to #303 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll be doing this for days! And I don't mind :3
I'll be doing this for days! And I don't mind :3
User avatar #305 to #304 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Days upon days!
#306 to #305 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
We might as well chat for a bit while I'm dumping, since I like making new friends :D
User avatar #308 to #73 - exicuton (04/23/2013) [-]
Moooar.
Do you like fruit or cake? Or both?
#309 to #308 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I ******* love fruit. AND cake. But if I had to choose one or the other, it would probably be fruit. I've eaten so many apples that I can look at an apple and tell you how it is. I can do the same when touching an orange or tangerine. What about you? c:
User avatar #310 to #309 - exicuton (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah I know what you mean.
I love fruit and hate cake. Well I don't hate cake.. But it's too fat for me, 90% of the times. Or too sweet I guess is the word. Fruit is the best. Apples are great. They need to be a bright color to be good. Bright green or bright red. Could also be a mix of bright green and red. As long as the colors are bright, the apple is juicy and tasty. At least the apples we have where I live. Can't be sure about the standards in the Americas.
#180 - datblkkid ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
human braid
#123 - mlssy (04/21/2013) [-]
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#205 - iamjustheretoroll (04/21/2013) [-]
How I sleep...
User avatar #222 to #205 - luiselvergas (04/21/2013) [-]
i wish the simpsons kept making GOOD ****
#87 - empithree (04/21/2013) [-]
why are you showing this to me?
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#93 to #92 - empithree (04/21/2013) [-]
why that gif?
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#100 to #94 - mvtjets (04/21/2013) [-]
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#152 - ButtermilkPancake (04/21/2013) [-]
The last guy I slept with liked to be the little spoon, I was fine with that-- until he farted on my legs.   
   
gif. related. MFW
The last guy I slept with liked to be the little spoon, I was fine with that-- until he farted on my legs.

gif. related. MFW

User avatar #214 to #152 - Bion ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I used to like to be the little spoon for similar reasons... I swear my ex was a trumpet in her sleep.
#282 to #214 - ButtermilkPancake (04/21/2013) [-]
but... he was awake.
but... he was awake.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Bion ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Well.. He was just an asshole I guess.
User avatar #76 - ironsliver (04/21/2013) [-]
Hmmm I suppose my favored is the Human braid. But I sleep on my back. And my gf on her side. So it usually morphs to the necrophiliac one by the time I am finally passed out.
#107 to #76 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
im terrible i read "morphs to the necrophiliac" and my mind automatically put them together to make necromorph
#213 - mrcouchpotado (04/21/2013) [-]
This is my position
#109 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
YFW those people are both women...
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Dang, I'm an anon. Still, you are awesomely shocked.
#151 to #109 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Not especially, though I'm sure you're right. I AM ONLY HERE TO BELITTLE PEOPLE
#181 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
My favorite isn't even on here.
I like to call it the "Alone and masturbating"

*sob*
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