God dammit, mom. Tags are a lie. insults P aerier
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God dammit, mom

Tags are a lie

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P aerier
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Submitted: 04/20/2013
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#110 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #107 - spartusee (04/21/2013) [-]
I want to acquire a helicopter, 4 parachutes, 500 Klondike barks, 3 of the loudest boomboxes in existence, a basketball hoop, a basketball, a 3 second delay laser triggered bomb, a 1 minute time bomb, 2 heavy machine guns (LMG), a shaker that clamps down on boxes and shakes them so that the things inside get shaken out like snow, a very large box filled to the brim with battletoads and an air mask so that I don't go unconscious.

I fly the helicopter up as high as it can go. I attach a parachute to the boomboxes and the basketball hoop . I put on the mask that will give me air. I put the 3 second delay laser triggered bomb on the ring of the basketball hoop. I hook up the battle toads to the shaker. I push out the boom boxes and the hoop in this order; boom box, hoop, boom box, boom box. I arm the bomb in the helicopter, I throw all of the Klondike bars out, turn on the shaker, strap the guns on, grab the basketball, activate the parachutes on all the items with a 2 second delay between each (I pushed them out with a five second delay each). I jump out of the helicopter, all boom boxes blaring, I dunk the basketball....... it blows up right after the helicopter blows up, I whip out my machine guns and open fire on the raining battle toads, Klondike bars and the sky.

Where should I do this and what should the boom boxes be playing?

What would you change?

What would you rate this suicide?
#106 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
#104 - hardongo ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
#103 - justleavefagmin (04/21/2013) [-]
And the fag reposted a comment from a comment on youtube.
User avatar #99 - koobzacc (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 to #99 - warzon (04/21/2013) [-]
#100 to #99 - shitposting (04/21/2013) [-]
*body faceplants the wall*
User avatar #97 - cuntbisquits (04/21/2013) [-]
The tags weren't a lie.

They were just lie.
#102 to #97 - shitposting (04/21/2013) [-]
a as in one just one simple innocent ..... lie
User avatar #96 - studbeefpile (04/21/2013) [-]
I want "Another one Bites the Dust" to be played at my funeral.
#92 - contracunt (04/21/2013) [-]
i plan on having an open casket, and while everybody is crying and sad, the monster mash would begin to play as a man behind a curtain tugged on wires connected to my arms. i would then sit up in my coffin and wave my arms whle it plays.
#91 - thedeadcow (04/21/2013) [-]
Wow that's very similar to a Nick Swardson joke. I wonder why...
Wow that's very similar to a Nick Swardson joke. I wonder why...
User avatar #88 - harbingerwolf (04/21/2013) [-]
I just wanna rot naturally somewhere deep in a forest. I like the thought of being put back into the food chain and helping tonnes of species survive, instead of locking all the minerals and such you've acclimated over your life in a box away from the natural world.
#85 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
- My mom says i cant do that....

Either this guy has terminal cancer or hes going to be a mamas boy long after shes dead
#80 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
is this OC?!
#83 to #80 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
***** shut the **** up no one can understand you from the sound of you choking on my muhh fuggin dick
#78 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Iike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

User avatar #77 - wrought (04/21/2013) [-]
#73 - skyrimking (04/21/2013) [-]
Wow, the sweet smell of repost in the morning
#69 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery!
User avatar #64 - Mesmus (04/21/2013) [-]
god i miss space jam its just not the same watching it now
#62 - mycatislookingatme ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I wanna be buried Viking Style, in a longboat that's set out to sea and set on fire.

User avatar #66 to #62 - sirwiggles (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh god, just finished RIn's path
#68 to #66 - mycatislookingatme ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I may have a minor obsession with Rin...
#86 to #68 - thedeadlypajamas (04/21/2013) [-]
Who doesn't!?
#87 to #86 - mycatislookingatme ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
The Hanako/Lilly fans.

Emi is cool, but she doesn't have too many ******** fans.

And Shizune is like the "Meg" of the Katawa Shoujo fandom.
User avatar #98 to #87 - thedeadlypajamas (04/21/2013) [-]
I dunno man, I've been seeing a lot of Shizune fans lately. But you can't beat Rin or Lilly, for me.
#93 to #87 - popcornisland (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm an Emi fan.
Just wanted to say that.
#71 to #68 - sirwiggles (04/21/2013) [-]
I feel you, bro.
#72 to #71 - mycatislookingatme ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I may have downloaded the entire sprite folder...
#75 to #72 - sirwiggles (04/21/2013) [-]
I love you, good sir.
#76 to #75 - mycatislookingatme ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
It's a sad moment when I recognised that sprite strait off the bat, and knew exactly where it was in my folder of all Rin's 95 sprites.
User avatar #81 to #76 - sirwiggles (04/21/2013) [-]
#105 to #81 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
worse than bronies... **** ...
User avatar #60 - icametocomment (04/21/2013) [-]
When I die, I'm going to donate whatever organs people need, then be cremated. Instead of spending money on a big fancy coffin that will be aboveground for only a few hours, I want to be in a pretty blue urn or something. Then spend the coffin money on a kickass feast after the funeral.

So long as somebody doesn't break the urn, spill my ashes, and have to vacuum them up, I'm good.
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