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Hello.

this zeitgeist ago,
this site again, realized I
already steave aar' t ' rt, log
in, be surprised with well over
10000 notifications. Everyone
Wiifit saying ass or posting aar' t
ass. Long story short, looks,
like I will be staying here
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#61 - tits (04/20/2013) [-]
tell me about it.
#521 to #61 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
This Comment has made my year. Thank you.
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#622 to #61 - jammydodgers has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #639 to #61 - gmaxx (04/21/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N best ideea ever.
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#631 to #61 - gagging **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#620 to #61 - funnystuffx (04/21/2013) [-]
i wonder how blue my name is
#458 to #61 - proselyte (04/21/2013) [-]
We got ass and tits over here!
#610 to #61 - spectralbanshee (04/21/2013) [-]
Tell me about tit
#72 to #61 - camdonwin (04/20/2013) [-]
rose tits ass

you're probably wondering why I gathered you here today. . .
#75 to #72 - rose (04/21/2013) [-]
You want to rape us all?
User avatar #79 to #75 - camdonwin (04/21/2013) [-]
this is big guys
User avatar #74 to #72 - ass (04/21/2013) [-]
The blueness of our names?
User avatar #80 to #74 - camdonwin (04/21/2013) [-]
I want to make a rap song, and I need you to be the lyrics.

Also, we're going to blue up a building.
User avatar #81 to #80 - camdonwin (04/21/2013) [-]
rose tits, rose ass, it'll be a hit, it'll be a blast, dont gimme no sass, back up dat ass.
User avatar #82 to #81 - ass (04/21/2013) [-]
You have committed a rhyme crime this time. Camdonwin is Cam gon' win. Light as wind, bad as sin. I see why this guy's fly. Go on now say my name, sing my name, scream my name, because you all have just lose the game.
User avatar #632 to #82 - thefuzzywalrus (04/21/2013) [-]
snitches get stickes..... sorry but thats as far as my talent goes, almost as if it hit you in the nose, ima be like master chief shootin yo covenant ass, t-baggin during the rocket blast, marcus fenix almost thinks its NICE! but when im done it looks like youll need some ice, itll be quite a slow burn, but put down the controller son cuz it aint your turn, dig duggin up in your ass, but just like sonic the hedgehog it happened too fast, leon s kennedy just rolled up in raccoon city, but as it turns out my ryhmes are pretty ******
User avatar #483 to #367 - localafrican (04/21/2013) [-]
I think that's the darkest blue I've seen so far
User avatar #642 to #367 - theangryrussian (04/21/2013) [-]
feels.jpg
#112 - flynnwing (04/21/2013) [-]
as long as you dont make an ass of yourself
as long as you dont make an ass of yourself
User avatar #154 to #112 - sogotuber (04/21/2013) [-]
Lol.
User avatar #525 to #112 - pokelova (04/21/2013) [-]
I have never been this attracted to a bird before...

that's a lie
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#106 - Yojimbo (04/21/2013) [-]
"Well, long story short, made this account ages ago, found this site again, realized I already had an account, and long story short, log in to be surprised with 10,000 notifications. Everyone was saying ass or posting an ass. Long story short, looks like I will be staying here."
#545 to #106 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
AAAaaaaannnddd ZIPLIONE!
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User avatar #85 to #83 - ass (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry babe. :(
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User avatar #9 - narwhalspy (04/20/2013) [-]
Ok so for your profile picture. Will you be taking a picture of your own ass or will you go on a long search for the perfect ass to use?
#534 to #9 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
what if the perfect ass is OPs ass?
#77 to #9 - huszti (04/21/2013) [-]
i'd recommend this one.
#78 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
the blueness of your name makes my eyes hurt... welcome back!
the blueness of your name makes my eyes hurt... welcome back!
User avatar #23 - thelordofrepost (04/20/2013) [-]
Holy ******* ass, how did you get that name?
User avatar #637 to #23 - Zydratejunkie (04/21/2013) [-]
He has been here much longer than you. When all the good names were yet to be claimed.
User avatar #25 to #23 - ass (04/20/2013) [-]
I made it.
User avatar #38 to #25 - lmaopwnt (04/20/2013) [-]
The it one of the bluest names I've ever seen.
#166 to #38 - dyrtydyrty (04/21/2013) [-]
He blue himself
#202 to #166 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
dee bada dadada dee bada dee dadadada
#478 to #202 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
#635 to #478 - aconfuseddonut (04/21/2013) [-]
>Asians can actually read minds
>Green thumbs
#555 to #491 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Im afraid I just blue myself
User avatar #584 to #25 - Noah (04/21/2013) [-]
Blue man group.
User avatar #645 to #584 - PubLandlord (04/21/2013) [-]
Represent
User avatar #194 to #25 - I Am Monkey (04/21/2013) [-]
Blue power my brother. I know your pain, of never being able to leave a comment without replies about how blue your name is. I dream, we all dream, that one day users will be judged not by the hue of their username, but by the content that they post.
#328 to #194 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
I dream, we all dream, that one day users will be judged not by the hue of their username, but by the huehuehuehuehue
#495 to #194 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Nobody cares, ******* newfag.
User avatar #382 to #194 - xzynth (04/21/2013) [-]
I would drag my balls throu a field of broken glass to have such a blue name
User avatar #282 to #194 - llamasandwhich (04/21/2013) [-]
"I dream that one day, we will ask whose ass it is, and WHY it is farting!"
User avatar #258 to #194 - themurrey (04/21/2013) [-]
Wow your name is really blue!
#511 to #25 - whiteniggers (04/21/2013) [-]
i will never have a name bluer than him   
   
not even my text suffices
i will never have a name bluer than him

not even my text suffices
#544 to #511 - bradyrussell (04/21/2013) [-]
Eventually it starts to hurt to look at it
Eventually it starts to hurt to look at it
User avatar #516 to #511 - trollwoopnazi (04/21/2013) [-]
Not easy being greenish-gray
#388 to #25 - shruiecken (04/21/2013) [-]
Joined same year
User avatar #60 to #25 - jokersaysamuseme (04/20/2013) [-]
Damn, that's the bluest name Ive seen so far.

(The bluer the username the older the account)
User avatar #92 to #60 - TheOriginal (04/21/2013) [-]
What do name colors even mean?
User avatar #217 to #92 - myrtille (04/21/2013) [-]
Holy **** wow
"The bluer the username the older the account"
How did you miss that?
User avatar #129 to #92 - Mushinoiki (04/21/2013) [-]
The longer you've been on fj the darker your name becomes.
User avatar #565 to #25 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx (04/21/2013) [-]
its too blue for my eyes.
#535 to #25 - themrsnowman (04/21/2013) [-]
we all strive for such a blue name
User avatar #468 to #25 - deathdiedead (04/21/2013) [-]
You're 111 years old?


old ass bitch
#134 to #25 - mytrakytra (04/21/2013) [-]
So ******* b lue!!

This is the earliest accounts I've seen so far.
User avatar #278 to #134 - thisisansfwaccount ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Seen one made in 2006.
#575 to #25 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Thanks to your name...
Thanks to your name...
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User avatar #640 to #25 - maskedguardianmkii (04/21/2013) [-]
Dude, your name is so blue I can't even read it properly.
User avatar #573 to #25 - bobvonbobby (04/21/2013) [-]
It's a beautiful ass.
#625 to #25 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
**ancel rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Burned better than a firebender could **
User avatar #617 to #25 - maskedhippo (04/21/2013) [-]
bluest ******* dude I've ever seen.
#585 to #25 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
its... so.. so blue!
User avatar #218 to #25 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
That's one blue ass
#666 to #25 - FUCKYOUSPAMMERS (05/02/2013) [-]
Hey guys! My name just turned pale blue! Now I'm not a newfag!
#655 to #25 - Spikeydeath (04/21/2013) [-]
you are one blue ass
#654 to #25 - jalthelas (04/21/2013) [-]
I'll be blue like you very soon.
I'll be blue like you very soon.
User avatar #649 to #25 - mikaelkid (04/21/2013) [-]
We are blue brothers.
User avatar #515 to #25 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [-]
how did you make it
User avatar #489 to #25 - pianoasis (04/21/2013) [-]
Dat blue
User avatar #380 to #25 - xzynth (04/21/2013) [-]
thats a deep blue man
#370 to #25 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
So...my account is older than ass?
User avatar #330 to #25 - crotchmonkey (04/21/2013) [-]
Truest saying, in only 3 words.
#327 to #25 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
YOUR BLUE NAME IS SO... BLUE.
#297 to #25 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
you ass
#269 to #25 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
what an ass
#251 to #25 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
mmmm look at that dark blue
User avatar #199 to #25 - FurryBalls (04/21/2013) [-]
What's up Neighbor
User avatar #99 to #25 - lolpwn (04/21/2013) [-]
must compare my blueness
User avatar #98 to #25 - thedecodedgamer (04/21/2013) [-]
I just want you to know when i click yes the next man's name is assbaka. It might not be like that for long.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - thelordofrepost (04/20/2013) [-]
Teach me your ways!
User avatar #27 to #26 - ass (04/20/2013) [-]
A magician never reveals his secret!
#34 to #27 - bulkheadshot (04/20/2013) [-]
That's why no one likes magicians.....
User avatar #29 to #27 - sleepingmexican (04/20/2013) [-]
Dat blue.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thelordofrepost (04/20/2013) [-]
Damn you Houdini!
User avatar #512 to #28 - jeffthellamaking (04/21/2013) [-]
Huedini*
User avatar #494 to #25 - cakefaceify (04/21/2013) [-]
I wish I was that blue...
User avatar #514 to #494 - liquidz ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Never will be more relevant ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
#624 to #25 - weefee (04/21/2013) [-]
I haven't laughed so hard in my life
I haven't laughed so hard in my life
#569 to #25 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Blue name brigade here for duty
#572 to #569 - deathedblack (04/21/2013) [-]
*********** , forgot to login
User avatar #623 to #572 - Das (04/21/2013) [-]
Blue ranger reporting
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#648 to #25 - randomstalker (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm so jealous
User avatar #634 to #25 - BradStevens (04/21/2013) [-]
Hai:)
User avatar #630 to #25 - mariox (04/21/2013) [-]
My original account is older, too bad fj doesn't support me using it.
User avatar #647 to #630 - Loppytaffy (04/21/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who has never had a problem with my account? Or is my time to be tested yet to come?

User avatar #619 to #25 - Counttopotato (04/21/2013) [-]
and to think, I was once proud of the color of my own name...
User avatar #613 to #25 - hjgamer (04/21/2013) [-]
lel
#590 to #25 - gewehr (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not half that blue :(
#364 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
>YFW
#574 to #364 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
uhm, do you control the mouse with your face?
#365 to #364 - ass (04/21/2013) [-]
More like..
User avatar #476 to #365 - exclamation (04/21/2013) [-]
dat blue
#263 - lunacy (04/21/2013) [-]
Should've said "Made this account a long ass time ago"
Should've said "Made this account a long ass time ago"
#215 - redeadhunter (04/21/2013) [-]
Haven't had a chance to use this in a while.
#30 - rose (04/20/2013) [-]
Welcome back.
#43 to #30 - katsikis (04/20/2013) [-]
**katsikis rolled a random image posted in comment #3968230 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ah haaa
**katsikis rolled a random image posted in comment #3968230 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ah haaa
#254 to #30 - theincrediblelegs (04/21/2013) [-]
Seriously listening to "kiss by a rose" by "Seal" and just as I read your name he sang it, is it not the most incredible thing you have ever found out, not like I regret typing this now or anything.
User avatar #265 to #30 - mrbuu (04/21/2013) [-]
i don't feel blue enough now.
#561 to #30 - Blue Blur (04/21/2013) [-]
Funny, that's what we'll be saying to Rose later this year.
#65 to #30 - lastsamurai (04/20/2013) [-]
2007?!
The longest back I've seen someone is 2009!
That's definitely the bluest you can get.
User avatar #183 to #65 - yojo (04/21/2013) [-]
anyone who's had an account for over 4 years has the same shade of blue.
User avatar #235 to #30 - EpicAnon (04/21/2013) [-]
This is the oldest account I've ever seen.
#352 to #235 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
I agree, you almost can't see it because it was so dark.

It was so dark, I thought it was going to try to steal my TV.
#337 to #30 - imadethistofaptwo (04/21/2013) [-]
more like welcome lower-back!
i'm so sorry
User avatar #391 to #30 - daentraya (04/21/2013) [-]
How simpler the name, the bluer the blue..
#33 to #30 - mombeam (04/20/2013) [-]
My eyes!
That is some blue.
#115 to #33 - fergferg (04/21/2013) [-]
this is the only time I've ever seen people get praised for being darker
User avatar #111 to #30 - thekich (04/21/2013) [-]
>rose
>blue name
take that, poets.
#68 - icanteven (04/20/2013) [-]
Thats what you get for making a stupid name like that. Take me for example. Every time someone says icanteven i get a notification. Dumb ass.
#164 to #68 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
icanteven
User avatar #69 to #68 - ass (04/20/2013) [-]
I see what you did there. But no need to be offensive. ;3
User avatar #70 to #69 - icanteven (04/20/2013) [-]
Just joking. i love you.
User avatar #71 to #70 - icanteven (04/20/2013) [-]
Haha. 69.
#133 - pwap (04/21/2013) [-]
Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass
STOP
.....
.....
Now make that *********** hammertime.
#128 - thatswhy (04/21/2013) [-]
i just use mine to remind people to use spaces
#102 - injerseyforever (04/21/2013) [-]
Ass, I am so jealous at how blue your name is.   
It's Veteran blue.
Ass, I am so jealous at how blue your name is.
It's Veteran blue.
#200 to #102 - rdobet (04/21/2013) [-]
Surprisingly you don't have to be on here that long to get it.
User avatar #306 to #102 - poleelop (04/21/2013) [-]
I too will be that blue in a month, I can't ******* wait, my every comment will burn your eyes with the intensity of 1000 blue suns
#509 to #102 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Here's the funny, I logged in us sung names others set up for me &&$$$ did the Sam " bounce " network crap snakester YEARS AGO~~ SITTING PRETTY NOW~ although my naked self DNA; /op kudss/ FOSTER **** $$$ ( SHOWMAN LIAR/ PAPERDOLL FRIENDS KNOW
#208 to #102 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
uberhaxornova, **** yeah
#557 to #208 - ethiopia (04/21/2013) [-]
Here's another Nova gif
Here's another Nova gif
User avatar #108 to #102 - cmurphyjrjrjr (04/21/2013) [-]
ding
User avatar #124 to #108 - rabidgerbil (04/21/2013) [-]
ding ding
User avatar #131 to #124 - toncheky (04/21/2013) [-]
ding
User avatar #132 to #131 - toncheky (04/21/2013) [-]
oh :(
User avatar #1 - navadae (04/20/2013) [-]
you ass
User avatar #31 to #1 - superpats (04/20/2013) [-]
you, ass.

I think thats more accurate.
User avatar #41 to #31 - navadae (04/20/2013) [-]
haha touche
User avatar #2 to #1 - ass (04/20/2013) [-]
;3
User avatar #3 to #2 - navadae (04/20/2013) [-]
hehe sorry i had to say it, welcome back to funnyjunk... and oh crap your name is blue
User avatar #7 to #3 - ass (04/20/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name blue?
User avatar #8 to #7 - navadae (04/20/2013) [-]
they added it recently, older accounts have bluer names, newer accounts are boringly white
User avatar #32 to #7 - superpats (04/20/2013) [-]
you have the bluest name I've seen yet
User avatar #91 to #2 - obnoxygen (04/21/2013) [-]
Your name is so gloriously blue.
User avatar #350 - came (04/21/2013) [-]
I came in my ass
User avatar #354 to #350 - foxtrotalpha (04/21/2013) [-]
That text... where'd you get it?
User avatar #361 to #354 - came (04/21/2013) [-]
Be in top 10 thumbs on one of the boards (items, brony, random)
User avatar #353 to #350 - ass (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't support bestiality, but ok.
User avatar #356 to #353 - came (04/21/2013) [-]
but bby we belong together
User avatar #358 to #356 - ass (04/21/2013) [-]
I guess love has multiple shapes and forms.
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