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in, be surprised with well over
10000 notifications. Everyone
Wiifit saying ass or posting aar' t
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like I will be staying here
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#23 - thelordofrepost
Reply +263
(04/20/2013) [-]
Holy ******* ass, how did you get that name?
#637 to #23 - Zydratejunkie
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
He has been here much longer than you. When all the good names were yet to be claimed.
#25 to #23 - ass [OP] ONLINE
Reply +821
(04/20/2013) [-]
I made it.
#38 to #25 - lmaopwnt
Reply +41
(04/20/2013) [-]
The it one of the bluest names I've ever seen.
#166 to #38 - dyrtydyrty
Reply +17
(04/21/2013) [-]
He blue himself
#332 to #166 - slap
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
hue
#329 to #166 - thelostsheperd
Reply +3
(04/21/2013) [-]
#202 to #166 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
dee bada dadada dee bada dee dadadada
#478 to #202 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
#635 to #478 - aconfuseddonut
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
>Asians can actually read minds
>Green thumbs
#194 to #25 - I Am Monkey
Reply +25
(04/21/2013) [-]
Blue power my brother. I know your pain, of never being able to leave a comment without replies about how blue your name is. I dream, we all dream, that one day users will be judged not by the hue of their username, but by the content that they post.
#328 to #194 - deathstare
Reply +22
(04/21/2013) [-]
I dream, we all dream, that one day users will be judged not by the hue of their username, but by the huehuehuehuehue
#382 to #194 - xzynth
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
I would drag my balls throu a field of broken glass to have such a blue name
#282 to #194 - llamasandwhich
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
"I dream that one day, we will ask whose ass it is, and WHY it is farting!"
#495 to #194 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Nobody cares, ******* newfag.
#258 to #194 - themurrey
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Wow your name is really blue!
#491 to #25 - drturkleton
Reply +17
(04/21/2013) [-]
#555 to #491 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Im afraid I just blue myself
#511 to #25 - whiteniggers
Reply +16
(04/21/2013) [-]
i will never have a name bluer than him   
   
not even my text suffices
i will never have a name bluer than him

not even my text suffices
#544 to #511 - bradyrussell
Reply +3
(04/21/2013) [-]
Eventually it starts to hurt to look at it
Eventually it starts to hurt to look at it
#516 to #511 - trollwoopnazi
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Not easy being greenish-gray
#584 to #25 - Noah
Reply +10
(04/21/2013) [-]
Blue man group.
#645 to #584 - PubLandlord
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Represent
#60 to #25 - jokersaysamuseme ONLINE
Reply +8
(04/20/2013) [-]
Damn, that's the bluest name Ive seen so far.

(The bluer the username the older the account)
#92 to #60 - TheOriginal
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
What do name colors even mean?
#217 to #92 - myrtille ONLINE
Reply +11
(04/21/2013) [-]
Holy **** wow
"The bluer the username the older the account"
How did you miss that?
#129 to #92 - Mushinoiki
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
The longer you've been on fj the darker your name becomes.
#575 to #25 - iamkagji ONLINE
Reply +7
(04/21/2013) [-]
Thanks to your name...
Thanks to your name...
#616 to #575 - derpyhuman
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#388 to #25 - shruiecken
Reply +5
(04/21/2013) [-]
Joined same year
#625 to #25 - ancel
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
**ancel rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Burned better than a firebender could **
#565 to #25 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
its too blue for my eyes.
#535 to #25 - themrsnowman
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
we all strive for such a blue name
#468 to #25 - deathdiedead
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
You're 111 years old?


old ass bitch
#134 to #25 - mytrakytra
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
So ******* b lue!!

This is the earliest accounts I've seen so far.
#278 to #134 - thisisansfwaccount
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Seen one made in 2006.
#653 to #25 - oenomaus
Reply +3
(04/21/2013) [-]
#640 to #25 - maskedguardianmkii
Reply +3
(04/21/2013) [-]
Dude, your name is so blue I can't even read it properly.
#573 to #25 - bobvonbobby
Reply +3
(04/21/2013) [-]
It's a beautiful ass.
#617 to #25 - maskedhippo
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
bluest ******* dude I've ever seen.
#218 to #25 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
That's one blue ass
#666 to #25 - FUCKYOUSPAMMERS
Reply +1
(05/02/2013) [-]
Hey guys! My name just turned pale blue! Now I'm not a newfag!
#655 to #25 - Spikeydeath
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
you are one blue ass
#654 to #25 - jalthelas ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
I'll be blue like you very soon.
I'll be blue like you very soon.
#649 to #25 - mikaelkid
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
We are blue brothers.
#515 to #25 - happygrowman
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
how did you make it
#494 to #25 - cakefaceify
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
I wish I was that blue...
#514 to #494 - liquidz
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Never will be more relevant ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
#489 to #25 - pianoasis
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
Dat blue
#380 to #25 - xzynth
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
thats a deep blue man
#330 to #25 - crotchmonkey
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
Truest saying, in only 3 words.
#199 to #25 - FurryBalls
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
What's up Neighbor
#99 to #25 - lolpwn
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
must compare my blueness
#98 to #25 - thedecodedgamer ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
I just want you to know when i click yes the next man's name is assbaka. It might not be like that for long.
#122 to #98 - assbaka **User deleted account**
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#26 to #25 - thelordofrepost
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
Teach me your ways!
#27 to #26 - ass [OP] ONLINE
Reply +11
(04/20/2013) [-]
A magician never reveals his secret!
#34 to #27 - bulkheadshot
Reply +5
(04/20/2013) [-]
That's why no one likes magicians.....
#29 to #27 - sleepingmexican
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
Dat blue.
#28 to #27 - thelordofrepost
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
Damn you Houdini!
#512 to #28 - jeffthellamaking
Reply +3
(04/21/2013) [-]
Huedini*
#648 to #25 - randomstalker
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I'm so jealous
#634 to #25 - BradStevens
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Hai:)
#624 to #25 - weefee
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I haven't laughed so hard in my life
I haven't laughed so hard in my life
#619 to #25 - Counttopotato
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
and to think, I was once proud of the color of my own name...
#618 to #25 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#613 to #25 - hjgamer
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
lel
#590 to #25 - gewehr
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not half that blue :(
#585 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
its... so.. so blue!
#569 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Blue name brigade here for duty
#572 to #569 - deathedblack
Reply +11
(04/21/2013) [-]
***********, forgot to login
#623 to #572 - Das
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
Blue ranger reporting
#370 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
So...my account is older than ass?
#327 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
YOUR BLUE NAME IS SO... BLUE.
#297 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
you ass
#269 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
what an ass
#251 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
mmmm look at that dark blue
#630 to #25 - mariox
Reply -10
(04/21/2013) [-]
My original account is older, too bad fj doesn't support me using it.
#647 to #630 - Loppytaffy
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who has never had a problem with my account? Or is my time to be tested yet to come?

#61 - tits
Reply +567
(04/20/2013) [-]
tell me about it.
#521 to #61 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
This Comment has made my year. Thank you.
#622 to #61 - jammydodgers
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#639 to #61 - gmaxx
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N best ideea ever.
#631 to #61 - gagging **User deleted account**
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#458 to #61 - proselyte
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
We got ass and tits over here!
#620 to #61 - funnystuffx
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
i wonder how blue my name is
#610 to #61 - spectralbanshee
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
Tell me about tit
#72 to #61 - camdonwin
Reply +15
(04/20/2013) [-]
rose tits ass

you're probably wondering why I gathered you here today. . .
#75 to #72 - rose
Reply +17
(04/21/2013) [-]
You want to rape us all?
#79 to #75 - camdonwin
Reply +6
(04/21/2013) [-]
this is big guys
#74 to #72 - ass [OP] ONLINE
Reply +17
(04/21/2013) [-]
The blueness of our names?
#80 to #74 - camdonwin
Reply +9
(04/21/2013) [-]
I want to make a rap song, and I need you to be the lyrics.

Also, we're going to blue up a building.
#81 to #80 - camdonwin
Reply +20
(04/21/2013) [-]
rose tits, rose ass, it'll be a hit, it'll be a blast, dont gimme no sass, back up dat ass.
#82 to #81 - ass [OP] ONLINE
Reply +19
(04/21/2013) [-]
You have committed a rhyme crime this time. Camdonwin is Cam gon' win. Light as wind, bad as sin. I see why this guy's fly. Go on now say my name, sing my name, scream my name, because you all have just lose the game.
#632 to #82 - thefuzzywalrus
Reply -2
(04/21/2013) [-]
snitches get stickes..... sorry but thats as far as my talent goes, almost as if it hit you in the nose, ima be like master chief shootin yo covenant ass, t-baggin during the rocket blast, marcus fenix almost thinks its NICE! but when im done it looks like youll need some ice, itll be quite a slow burn, but put down the controller son cuz it aint your turn, dig duggin up in your ass, but just like sonic the hedgehog it happened too fast, leon s kennedy just rolled up in raccoon city, but as it turns out my ryhmes are pretty ******
#642 to #367 - theangryrussian
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
feels.jpg
#483 to #367 - localafrican
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I think that's the darkest blue I've seen so far
#106 - Yojimbo
Reply +183
(04/21/2013) [-]
"Well, long story short, made this account ages ago, found this site again, realized I already had an account, and long story short, log in to be surprised with 10,000 notifications. Everyone was saying ass or posting an ass. Long story short, looks like I will be staying here."
#545 to #106 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
AAAaaaaannnddd ZIPLIONE!
#9 - narwhalspy
Reply +102
(04/20/2013) [-]
Ok so for your profile picture. Will you be taking a picture of your own ass or will you go on a long search for the perfect ass to use?
#534 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
what if the perfect ass is OPs ass?
#77 to #9 - huszti
Reply +7
(04/21/2013) [-]
i'd recommend this one.
#30 - rose
Reply +98
(04/20/2013) [-]
Welcome back.
#43 to #30 - katsikis
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
**katsikis rolled a random image posted in comment #3968230 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ah haaa
**katsikis rolled a random image posted in comment #3968230 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ah haaa
#254 to #30 - theincrediblelegs
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Seriously listening to "kiss by a rose" by "Seal" and just as I read your name he sang it, is it not the most incredible thing you have ever found out, not like I regret typing this now or anything.
#265 to #30 - mrbuu
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
i don't feel blue enough now.
#561 to #30 - Blue Blur
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Funny, that's what we'll be saying to Rose later this year.
#65 to #30 - lastsamurai
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
2007?!
The longest back I've seen someone is 2009!
That's definitely the bluest you can get.
#183 to #65 - yojo
Reply +3
(04/21/2013) [-]
anyone who's had an account for over 4 years has the same shade of blue.
#235 to #30 - EpicAnon
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
This is the oldest account I've ever seen.
#352 to #235 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I agree, you almost can't see it because it was so dark.

It was so dark, I thought it was going to try to steal my TV.
#337 to #30 - imadethistofaptwo
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
more like welcome lower-back!
i'm so sorry
#391 to #30 - daentraya
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
How simpler the name, the bluer the blue..
#241 to #30 - bboygoku
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
#33 to #30 - mombeam
Reply +7
(04/20/2013) [-]
My eyes!
That is some blue.
#115 to #33 - fergferg
Reply +17
(04/21/2013) [-]
this is the only time I've ever seen people get praised for being darker
#111 to #30 - thekich
Reply +24
(04/21/2013) [-]
>rose
>blue name
take that, poets.
#364 - grimmwaters ONLINE
Reply +32
(04/21/2013) [-]
>YFW
#574 to #364 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
uhm, do you control the mouse with your face?
#365 to #364 - ass [OP] ONLINE
Reply +82
(04/21/2013) [-]
More like..
#476 to #365 - exclamation
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
dat blue
#83 - tittylovin
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#85 to #83 - ass [OP] ONLINE
Reply +13
(04/21/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry babe. :(
#86 to #85 - tittylovin
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#112 - flynnwing
Reply +74
(04/21/2013) [-]
as long as you dont make an ass of yourself
as long as you dont make an ass of yourself
#154 to #112 - sogotuber
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Lol.
#525 to #112 - pokelova
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I have never been this attracted to a bird before...

that's a lie
#117 to #112 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#68 - icanteven
Reply +46
(04/20/2013) [-]
Thats what you get for making a stupid name like that. Take me for example. Every time someone says icanteven i get a notification. Dumb ass.
#164 to #68 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
icanteven
#69 to #68 - ass [OP] ONLINE
Reply +6
(04/20/2013) [-]
I see what you did there. But no need to be offensive. ;3
#70 to #69 - icanteven
Reply +4
(04/20/2013) [-]
Just joking. i love you.
#71 to #70 - icanteven
Reply +6
(04/20/2013) [-]
Haha. 69.