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#6 - itachijebest (04/20/2013) [-]
if czech republic did some terrorist act, it would probably be mass migration of gypsies to US
if czech republic did some terrorist act, it would probably be mass migration of gypsies to US
User avatar #148 to #6 - rihardololz (04/21/2013) [-]
we need more gas
User avatar #123 to #6 - carnivora (04/21/2013) [-]
Im ok with this ...

ako bonus dostanes aj slovenskych
User avatar #49 to #6 - Tatou (04/21/2013) [-]
from Bulgaria to Czech Republic, from there to US. With a whole ocean between us, they shouldn't bother us again.
User avatar #115 to #49 - randomnab (04/21/2013) [-]
Count Macedonia in too.
#95 to #6 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Cítím s tebou
User avatar #158 to #95 - margotka (04/21/2013) [-]
ja ti nerozuměla ty mluvila česky? ale stejně raději mět cigány než arabáky
User avatar #108 to #6 - trollwoopnazi (04/21/2013) [-]
Damnit czech republic, can't even afford high res gifs
#10 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself
#1 - willkommen (04/20/2013) [-]
I really feel bad for the Czechs..
User avatar #98 to #1 - praga (04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah this was...upsetting. We are peaceful nation..
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#50 to #1 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#139 to #1 - neznanc **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
mfw
#23 to #1 - johnnybtrollin (04/21/2013) [-]
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true patriots ;-;

gawd bles
User avatar #15 to #1 - Protagonistism (04/21/2013) [-]
To many stupid people in America....
To many...
User avatar #76 to #15 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
Too*

It hurts man... It hurts..
User avatar #80 to #76 - Protagonistism (04/21/2013) [-]
My god... I'm infected!!
#2 to #1 - reinmar (04/20/2013) [-]
Most of my Czech friends were like: "hey that's pretty close by american standards, good for them"    
really, they usually don't care much about stuff and things (unless it's alcohol)
Most of my Czech friends were like: "hey that's pretty close by american standards, good for them"
really, they usually don't care much about stuff and things (unless it's alcohol)
User avatar #5 to #2 - daorien (04/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're quite right. I wasn't even surprised when i saw it. It's not the first time americans got us confused with someone else, it's happening about once a year.

Also, we have enough of our own **** to deal with.
User avatar #77 to #5 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
Like the Nazi Regime.

:D
#105 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #166 to #105 - thewaftingwario (04/21/2013) [-]
I always hate it when germany is compared to the 3rd Reich....we're totally different from that time like our technology and racism increased dramatically as well as our turkis population ;D
User avatar #160 to #105 - thechosentroll (04/21/2013) [-]
God damn it, Poland. This is why no one likes you.
#128 to #105 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Soviet Russia robot but Russian flag? Keep it consistent please.
User avatar #131 to #128 - fiosh (04/21/2013) [-]
You have no ******* idea do you.
#3 - sonofmymother (04/20/2013) [-]
MFW  I am Czech and i saw that Twitter posts
MFW I am Czech and i saw that Twitter posts
#121 to #63 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Magnificent. A beautiful story. 10/10. Would bang,
#113 - iraniie (04/21/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything...
#41 - tenmillionbears (04/21/2013) [-]
MFW "HABBENINGS"
User avatar #9 - ranzoray (04/21/2013) [-]
what the **** is a habbening
#34 - xtheherox (04/21/2013) [-]
Wait a second I haven't seen a single thing where Americans confused the Czechs with Chechens. Maybe I live in educated America.
#120 to #34 - tomert (04/21/2013) [-]
... educated America. lol
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User avatar #67 to #46 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
Look it up man. You needs to study up!

:D
User avatar #86 to #34 - Ruspanic ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
The Czech embassy had to release a statement clarifying that the Czech Republic was not Chechnya.
#161 - ghostcz (04/21/2013) [-]
Good luck finding us on map, 'mericans...
Good luck finding us on map, 'mericans...
User avatar #164 to #161 - explore (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm going to have to czech up on where you're situated.
User avatar #162 to #161 - lethaldose (04/21/2013) [-]
fellow czech reporting IN !
#198 to #162 - ghoter (04/21/2013) [-]
Another one here. Czech people UNITE!!
#7 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Chechnya?
User avatar #75 to #7 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes, from the area of Chechen in the Caucasus of Russia

The Caucasus is where white skin, blue eyes, and I believe blonde hair all originated from. Also, apples came from there too.
#149 - dexterwho (04/21/2013) [-]
Way to many illiterate Americans live on this planet
Way to many illiterate Americans live on this planet
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User avatar #197 to #156 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
What he said.
User avatar #157 to #156 - dexterwho (04/21/2013) [-]
probably
#135 - konradkurze (04/21/2013) [-]
'Murica
#19 - tredbear (04/21/2013) [-]
Iran's FW the US invades them
Iran's FW the US invades them
#147 to #19 - rihardololz (04/21/2013) [-]
[nuke eternity]
[nuke eternity]
User avatar #68 to #19 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
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You must not understand military tactics, strategy, Iran, and the US

You're trying but everyone knows the US would smoke any conventional military equal to Iran, including Iran.
User avatar #107 to #68 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
that may be true, but after Iraq, Afghanistan and the crisis, the US simply doesn't have resources to invade Iran, and whatever they could send there Iran would be able to send right back
User avatar #153 to #107 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
And you're wrong again. The US is right there. Iran is sandwich between two places that US presence is there. We also have bases South and North of them. And we have TONS of available resources even with high US presence in Afghanistan. We're the second largest military in the world, it has it's advantages.
User avatar #168 to #153 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
yeah you have presence and bases, but what you fail to see is that moving troops out of bases kinda costs extra and you have to send an invasion an invasion force all the way from america which also can't be classified as cheap, and you also can't leave the bases empty so the upkeep stays, and just to give an example, one of your "available resources" is the USS Iowa, currently the worlds largest battleship, equipped with both 360 mm guns and rocket launching pods, last used in Iraq in the first Gulf war, currently in port in the state of conservation, since the navy no longer has money to even keep it on standby, there's a big difference between something being available and actually being able to use it
User avatar #171 to #168 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
It's battleship. One of the most outdated things you can eve think of. We have no use for it, that's why it's not on stand-by. You'd know that if you understood military.

Iran would not prove a threat to our forces. Even if we were still fighting in Afghanistan. the Bases in Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Afghanistan is enough of a force to hold, if not successfully invade Iran. Not only would it be the US invading but Canada, UK, Turkish, and Australian soldiers.
User avatar #177 to #171 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
but since i'm a battleship fan i'll also add this, there are things that don't fade away with time, USS Iowa was deployed in the first gulf war in the early nineties, after the introduction of modern missile and computing systems, it was already equipped with the early version of the AEGIS and had a somehwat of a missile launching platform, however they only used those 360 mms from the WW2. In about 6 hours it completely decimated about 20 kilometres of Iraqi coastal defence line, without them even being able to counterfire, the WW2 battleships were discarded simply for their excessive financial upkeep, current naval powers would love to have ships this big, but nobody can afford it
User avatar #174 to #171 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
pff, no use for it... that thing is the most intimidating **** currently sailing the seas, if navy had the money to redo the modernization from the 80s and deploy it in middle east it could absolutely control the region, thanks to its tonnage it's capable of carrying the same armament as multiple cruisers but most importantly large missiles and an unparalleled version of the AEGIS system, but that's not important, what's important is that the US army simply doesn't have the finances to back a large scale invasion at the moment, they are capable of mantaining their current bases but any long term offensive against a well equipped defensive force such as the one iran has is out of question
User avatar #176 to #174 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
The US military has the power to make it quick. When we faced Saddam's regime we smashed his military in 2 weeks. Also, the Iraqi military won in a war with Iran. It'd just be another Iraq.

The battleship is just not modern enough to refit. It'd be a waist of money and resources to refit it for war.
User avatar #179 to #176 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
also the funny thing about the battleships is that you can fit whatever the **** you want on them, the important part is the big effin hull that has a massive tonnage and rest is easily changeable, your older aircraft carriers used a hull originally designed for battleships and some of them were even just battleships with guns taken off and remodeled decks, they started building them from scrap only recently
User avatar #182 to #179 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
It's the cost. You said it yourself. We have things where Battleships are just obsolete
User avatar #185 to #182 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
Obsolete as you imagine them, but their possibilites as a modern weapons platform are unmathced, sadly, no one has the money for that, Russia tried to build something like that but all they have is two prototypes that don't go on missions
User avatar #189 to #185 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
We have modern Missile Cruisers. Battleships are obsolete if we have Missile Cruisers
User avatar #190 to #189 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
Use battleship as a massive missile cruiser capable of launching even medium sized nuclear missiles, able to support the highest level communications and spying techonology a command centre big enough to control a whole fleet and with a reactor that allows it to sail at full use for as long as it wants and tadaaa, profit
User avatar #178 to #176 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
You call that smashing? so are you saying that the war ended and the country is now completely peaceful? US have never won the war in Iraq or Afghanistan, it's just Vietnam all over again, and what i'm saying is that the US military no longer has the money to launch an attack on the same scale as they did in Iraq the last time, nor does Russia, NATO, UN combined forces or the EU battlegroups, the only one that could pull it off right now is probably China
User avatar #181 to #178 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
You just don't understand US tactics. the US did smash the Iraqis, it was a 2 week war. Then Insurgency was why we were there.

We have the capacity to invade a country like Iran. We have the finance, and the size. there's no denying that.
User avatar #183 to #181 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
you defeated the Iraqi government, but you have not conquered Iraq, not even close, also, you were there for petrol, i thought everybody knows that know, it's basically a confirmed fact, and i don't have to understand US tactics to know that even though you do undeniably have the capacity to invade Iran you don't have the money
User avatar #186 to #183 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
We weren't there for oil. Not a single US oil company got an oilfield in Iraq. British, German, French, and Chinese companies all got the oil.

for a matter of fact. We get less oil from Iraq than we did before 9/11. The US gets 12% of their oil from the Middle East. While Europe gets 50% of their oil from the Middle East, and China gets 56% of their oil from the Middle East. I'm sorry but thinking that we went into Iraq for oil is stupid. Bush wanted to take down Saddam.
User avatar #188 to #186 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
Well they couldn't just invade and immediately give the rights to the oil fields to US companies, that would be so obvious even the Chinese would laugh at you...
User avatar #192 to #188 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
You've got to be kidding me. Is that seriously what you believe?
User avatar #193 to #192 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes, i seriously believe that the US invaded Iraq for it's natural resources (namely oil) and it is an opinion i will not change
User avatar #194 to #193 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
Well then sir. Have fun being blind to it.

If you can't accept the facts why even think?
User avatar #195 to #194 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
It is because i think and do not just blindly accept the facts that i chose to believe what i believe, you have not presented a single fact that would prove the US didn't invade Iraq for oil, just as i can't provide a single fact that it did, it's an opinion versus an opinion i'm afraid
User avatar #196 to #195 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
I can prove that we didn't get any more oil from Iraq. If we really wanted the oil we would've taken it.
User avatar #199 to #196 - cptsweatpants (04/21/2013) [-]
It was more of a matter of increasing reserves and controlling oil prices than immediately getting some oil, that war was very profitable for the oil companies
User avatar #187 to #186 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
2% of our oil comes from Iraq. We get most of our oil from Canada and the US. We produce over 25% of our own oil.
User avatar #205 to #153 - tredbear (04/21/2013) [-]
shut the hell up you annoying cunt.
User avatar #210 to #205 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
Right.... I'll take it you know nothing about the world.
User avatar #232 to #210 - tredbear (04/21/2013) [-]
assumptions, assumptions, assumptions........................what will you say next?
User avatar #233 to #232 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
And now I have proof. I'm sure you're a real joy to be around.
#234 to #233 - tredbear (04/21/2013) [-]
sure, whatever you say man, whatever you say.
sure, whatever you say man, whatever you say.
User avatar #81 to #19 - propanex (04/21/2013) [-]
Are you implying we would lose?

We probably have the better military army out of the two... and without a doubt the most technological military. We would smoke them so bad.
#25 to #19 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
They have AK-47s and know how to spray bullets. Watch out.
User avatar #36 to #25 - validlikesalad (04/21/2013) [-]
So does every 5 year old in COD.
The irony is that they use kids when they fight wars.
User avatar #202 to #36 - tredbear (04/21/2013) [-]
no, you must be talking about Africa, because Iran doesn't do that, stop making assumptions.
#239 to #202 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
They did and still somewhat do. Perhaps not that young right now (they were before), but still practically kids.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_use_of_children
Ctrl-F "Iran"
User avatar #4 - demandsgayversion (04/20/2013) [-]
The **** is a habbening?
User avatar #22 to #4 - johnnybtrollin (04/21/2013) [-]
WHEN IT'S HABBEBIIBNGB
User avatar #12 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Can anyone here honestly say they knew where Chechnya was, let alone that it existed?
User avatar #55 to #12 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
#64 to #12 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
I did but only because of the chechnyan rebels. Alot of fighting going on round dem endz m8
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User avatar #57 to #12 - drewbridge (04/21/2013) [-]
I was pretty sure it was a territory or area, not a country. And I knew it is in southeastern Russia. And I knew that it's full of Muslims and they fought the hell out of the Russians.

That's it.
#124 to #12 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
As a european... yes.
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User avatar #58 to #27 - drewbridge (04/21/2013) [-]
Holy **** , you can't blame the Russians for raping Chechnya after you see that.

Gurgles from beheading victims are the worst ******* things ever.
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#32 to #12 - iamphoenix (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
#99 to #12 - Uranium (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #114 to #12 - waacson (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes, since i am an European who was taught geography of this planet.
User avatar #126 to #114 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
European can of good geography
User avatar #72 to #12 - alfjnn (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes. Northern Caucuses, right on the border of Georgia and Armenia, in Russia.

I'm from the Balkans, cause of Turkey, our region has strong ties with the caucus mountains.
User avatar #127 to #12 - salihzzz (04/21/2013) [-]
yup got a european education
User avatar #129 to #127 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Why are all the "Europeans" replying to this including the fact that they are from Europe?
User avatar #130 to #129 - salihzzz (04/21/2013) [-]
because in all honesty, if i lived in the US, and whent to one of those bad schools, i wouldn't know it.
User avatar #133 to #130 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Just wondering. It makes you seem insecure about your peoples geographic skills.
User avatar #136 to #133 - salihzzz (04/21/2013) [-]
yeah thats kind of it, i got a lot of relatives in the us and most of my cousins are not really stupid but ignorant.
I get the feeling the us school system encourages narrow mindedness
User avatar #137 to #136 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
I mean Europeans.
User avatar #138 to #137 - salihzzz (04/21/2013) [-]
so europeans are insecure because we post that we're from europe?
User avatar #141 to #138 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
By enforcing the fact that your knowledge of geography comes from your European citizenship...yes, it seems that way.
User avatar #142 to #141 - salihzzz (04/21/2013) [-]
ah but thats not insecurity my friend, thats called being a stuck up bitch.
But in all honesty i do believe our education is better, you do have some of the greatest schools in the world and i would kill to go there, but i believe the avarage school here is better.
User avatar #143 to #142 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Australian schools are... alright.
Education wise, i feel like i got more out of my American Highschool than my Australian Highschool.
Then again, America, like Europe, is a very diverse place.
Schools in the Washington DC area could be a lot better than schools in Alabama, just as schools in London might be better than schools in Greece.
User avatar #144 to #143 - salihzzz (04/21/2013) [-]
that is true, i guess a lot depends on who's in charge at the school and how devoted the teachers are, thumbs up for an interesting convo
#140 to #12 - makeitasyougo (04/21/2013) [-]
honestly the only reason i know is because a friend of mine is obsessed with Hetalia, calls herself Russia, and makes jokes about htem.. oh and that image of the tank desiring Chechens for a meal.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Protagonistism (04/21/2013) [-]
Yea, dirty little ***** like mass-murdered a ******** of kids in a school hostage situation a few years back, how can you forget that?
User avatar #16 to #13 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
wow, how'd i miss that...
Probably best to do some research on it.
Did something happen recently that's putting them on the map again?
#17 to #16 - baltman (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh I don't know have you heard of the terrorist attack in Boston at the marathon?
Oh I don't know have you heard of the terrorist attack in Boston at the marathon?
User avatar #21 to #17 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Of course, that stories been everywhere. Was it related to chechnya?
User avatar #71 to #21 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh man, watch the news a bit more.

User avatar #24 to #21 - wutrudoin (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes, the two bomber brothers were originally citizens of Chechnya. They moved to the US about 10 years ago.
User avatar #59 to #17 - cmilanes (04/21/2013) [-]
dude... why do you have that gif... you really shouldn't tie an amazing show to a horrible incident.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Protagonistism (04/21/2013) [-]
Russian soldiers patrol the region, one incident was a ambush of a lone patrol and the beheading of a young Pvt, Chechen's have a Islamic Terror Cell linked to Al Qaeda. Russia has warned the US for a few years now to do background checks and monitor all Chechen's in US.

User avatar #20 to #12 - ctenop (04/21/2013) [-]
I researched the russo-chechyan wars and recent **** going down, a new video every week is posted.
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#35 to #12 - corai (04/21/2013) [-]
north caucasus
#97 to #12 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes, pretty much every european..
#28 to #12 - intrepidy (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes. I know my geography.
#90 to #12 - gilfhunter (04/21/2013) [-]
I could, but I am a ******* geography whiz. Southern part of russia, near the caucasus, capital is Grozny.
User avatar #93 to #90 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
thanks. We don't focus much on geography at school.
plus, i've never really botherd to look into the smaller countries
#94 to #93 - gilfhunter (04/21/2013) [-]
It isnt its own country, not quite yet at least. They are a republic, but in Russia, repbublics are like states in the US, or provinces in Canada.

We didnt have too much with geography, but my family moved around a bit, which sparked an interest in learning about other parts of the world, which is currently driving me to become an airline pilot.
User avatar #102 to #94 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
That's admirable. I move around quite a bit too, but every country i visit seems the same to me. The only difference is the people ranting about different countries.
User avatar #70 to #12 - gatorade (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes I did. I wish people payed more attention to the Russians and their wars. The Russians have all the terrorism and radical extremism right in their back yard.

The US has it easy, Russia has always been at war.
#152 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
#82 - bobthedilder (04/21/2013) [-]
You 			********		 do realize that America isn't blaming Russia or the Czech Republic for these attacks? Were not even blaming Chechnya, you people blindly believe a 			******		 web comic and you call US stupid?
You ******** do realize that America isn't blaming Russia or the Czech Republic for these attacks? Were not even blaming Chechnya, you people blindly believe a ****** web comic and you call US stupid?
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User avatar #104 to #82 - anaphase (04/21/2013) [-]
Nah, I mostly just enjoy watching Americans get cranky over things like this
User avatar #151 to #104 - goodguygary (04/21/2013) [-]
the worst part? a lot of people here in the good ol' U S of A are like bob here.
#106 to #82 - ghoter (04/21/2013) [-]
Well US didn't even know that Czech Republic and Chechnya are two different countries. They thought that Chechnya is short for Czech Republic. So yeah get your Geography together US.
#109 to #106 - mastercolossus (04/21/2013) [-]
who exactly said that?
User avatar #163 to #106 - SgtObvious (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh right, because the single person that is America got it wrong
#150 to #106 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
True. They don't even know Czechoslovakia split up like 20 years ago. Also they made a map of central Europe and they moved Czech Republic to where Slovakia is. And they deleted Slovakia completely. As a Czech I feel offended.
User avatar #200 to #150 - SgtObvious (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm American and I knew that. There you go.
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