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The monkey experiment
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#1 - rota (04/20/2013) [+] (33 replies)
thats pretty much the principle of racism, isnt it
User avatar #9 - Tsquared ONLINE (04/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
how exactly does this apply to the marines?
#26 - mrgoodlove (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Where the fuck am I supposed to get all these monkeys?!
#62 - regmar (04/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Who the fuck has that many monkeys..
#111 - snaresinger (04/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Marine Corps, my ass. This is organized religion.
Marine Corps, my ass. This is organized religion.
#21 - AnonymousDonor (04/20/2013) [-]
mmmmm......Reese's monkeys........
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User avatar #8 to #3 - metalmind ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
It was transferred to humans because people ate raw monkey meat in certain tribal ceremonies, not throught bestiality you idiot.
User avatar #150 - iraniie (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is wrong, I'm a marine and we did not go through this test when I applied
User avatar #49 - kingcheerio (04/21/2013) [-]
I bet that drives the monkies bananas.
#125 - ultimaterager (04/21/2013) [-]
Reminds me of something...
User avatar #158 - Katzie (04/21/2013) [+] (11 replies)
This is perfect for Funnyjunk. I'm sure a hell of a lot of you have no idea why you hate 9GAG, you just do because Funnyjunk has told you that you hate them.
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (04/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I don't know this works with your little army buddies, but it definitely applies to humans in general.
#117 - KevKK (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The monkeys must go bananas
#136 - utasco (04/21/2013) [-]
two more months and i'll be one of those monkeys >.>
User avatar #87 - ChillyWilly (04/21/2013) [-]
Do the same but with midgets
User avatar #73 - sladex (04/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#79 to #73 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuck alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, fucker. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fucking alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking alive, kiddo.
User avatar #88 - fukkentyranitar (04/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Humanity in a nutshell.
#52 - mrmystro (04/21/2013) [-]
Wow, I'm currently active duty in the Corps, and before I even got to the bottom I was thinking about how things are in my unit, and this totally fit the bill.

Well played.
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#139 - johrai ONLINE (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
From a Marine, this is REMARKABLY accurate...sometimes I think that Staff NCOs only play fuckfuck games with us because they had fuckfuck games played with them >.<
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