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#26 - mrgoodlove (04/21/2013) [-]
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Where the **** am I supposed to get all these monkeys?!
User avatar #153 to #26 - maybelline (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #143 to #26 - rectophobia (04/21/2013) [-]

I'm going to hell, aren't I?
User avatar #144 to #143 - mrgoodlove (04/21/2013) [-]
Pretty sure we all are
#62 - regmar (04/21/2013) [-]
Who the **** has that many monkeys..
User avatar #65 to #62 - amadeuseap (04/21/2013) [-]
scientists that get paid a little bit too much. the fine line between legitimate science and complete insanity is just so thin, they'd be using it for jump rope if they had any physical abilities
User avatar #115 to #65 - lolollo ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Don't you have a piece of 17th century literature the president asked you to annotate?
#72 to #62 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
That's actually not a lot when you consider the millions of animals being used for testing. I'm not saying that animal testing is inherently a bad thing, but it is pretty ******* common.
User avatar #91 to #62 - Konstii (04/21/2013) [-]
People in high school math questions?
#85 to #62 - rocketsnail (04/21/2013) [-]
#21 - AnonymousDonor (04/20/2013) [-]
mmmmm......Reese's monkeys........
#1 - rota (04/20/2013) [-]
thats pretty much the principle of racism, isnt it
#103 to #1 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Nope. I can list several reasons why I hate ******* . It isn't because someone else does.
User avatar #194 to #103 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
..said the angry black man.
#128 to #1 - weemando ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Yupp, and it all started with being sprayed with cold water if you ever approached a ****** .
#6 to #1 - ancel (04/20/2013) [-]
Blacks are 12 times more likely to murder people than whites.(In America)
Whites and Asians dislike them for it.
Yea, must because of above.
Anyway, it's more likely that it explains why people support multiculturalism.
Just look at the Americans, they can't get enough of it no matter how much it ***** up their counties.
#24 to #6 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
I think you're missing the chains and whipped bodies on the first gen blacks
#35 to #24 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
And YOU are missing the jewish slave traders who bought and sold them into America. Thereby crippling any industry who DIDN'T use cheap labour.
#70 to #35 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
So it's okay to profile black people as murders because ancient white people were dicks?
#197 to #24 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
The Irish were slaves too, they don't act like ******* do they?
#159 to #24 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Whitch were again sold to the whites by other blacks that had taken them as spoils of war.
User avatar #37 to #6 - propanex (04/21/2013) [-]
I think you got the word 'times' and 'statically' mixed up.
#7 to #6 - ancel (04/20/2013) [-]
I know this will get thumbed down. The Americunts are about to come on.
#12 to #7 - ancel (04/20/2013) [-]
While the butthurt:
Blacks are 5 times more likely to commit violence against the person.
Blacks are 4 times ‘more likely’ to commit sexual offences.
Blacks are 15 times ‘more likely’ to commit robbery.
Blacks are over 6 times ‘more likely’ to commit fraud and forgery.
Blacks are over twice as likely to commit criminal damage.
Black are 5 times ‘more likely’ to commit drugs offences.
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User avatar #42 to #12 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
you're missing the important "why" factor.

correlation does not imply causation.
"black people" are not more violent because they are black; they are more violent because most of them are poor, and because they don't have access to higher forms of education. Does this mean black people are genetically predispositioned to be poor? No, of course not. The reason they are poor is because of the broad social stigma against their race, as evidenced by your very post.

the environment of the urban, black population, coupled with the pre-existing stereotypes and lack of educational access continues the inevitability for them to remain in poverty, which is the causation factor fr violent behavior.

if you would like some context:
#188 to #42 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
When will it end?
In a year?
In 10?
How about 20?
I'll vote for the man or woman who will kick them out in a year or so with my fellow Europeans.

If you can turn ******* in to humans then I'll keep them, other wise they can **** off.
Welcome to the future of Europe. I don't care why they're doing what they do, i like many other Europeans want them OUT!

You people in america can keep the nig nogs. Go nuts, you're only putting yourselves at risk.
User avatar #193 to #188 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
when will it end? when the violent prejudice against them ends.

the very fact that black people can become much more successful than you invalidates your assertation that they are of a lesser race, and forces one to find another hypothesis, such as the one that I countered with.

you should really take a psychology class and a sociology class. maybe you'd learn something that would make you a better person.
#195 to #193 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh dear god you're one of those people who think: "Da white man be keeping a brother down".
White man keeping them down, eh?
Funny, Asians must be keeping them down too, they're committing lots of crime over in their countries too.
Black man must be keeping them down as well, south Africa is the rape capital of the world.(White man keeping them down as well?) Ha!

In Europe they have everything they want; free school, health services, college(in most countries) etc. yet they can't stop killing and robbing.

Europeans are voting for right wing populism groups more and more because they have the solution.

Golden dawn are growing( third largest in Greece)
Front national are third largest in France, soon to because second.
The Freedom party in the Netherlands( Pim Fortuyn) are now in second place.
Germany and Italy are going back to the good old days.
Even Ireland has a small right wing populist group growing.
Norwegian Progress Party (FrP) ,Swiss People's Party are growing too.
BNP are growing.

Blacks have thousands of black only organisations just supporting them, yet they still fail at life. Get over it, they're scum for the most part. At the end of the day, we're kicking them out.

My god you Americans are stupid. We'll protect our kids and people first, you keep blacks if you want.
#196 to #195 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
well this just became incredibly pathetic.   
have fun.
well this just became incredibly pathetic.

have fun.
#199 to #196 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, i meant giggle away.
#198 to #196 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
Ha! Run away.
User avatar #17 to #12 - ctenop (04/20/2013) [-]
And woman hate white men because men are more likely to be serial killers. And all schools favor Asians because they are smart, but don't allow them to take drivers ed. And all Muslims are terrorists, so we shouldn't let them into our countries....oh wait, that's what stereotypes are. If everyone treated everyone like the statistics and stereotypes were, everyone would hate everyone for some reason. Use statistics when their needed. Blacks may be more likely to murder someone, but doesn't mean a black person can't be a good person. Statistics don't lie, sure, but they don't justify racism.
User avatar #33 to #17 - scorcho (04/21/2013) [-]
don't forget the greedy jews and lazy mexicans!
User avatar #34 to #33 - ctenop (04/21/2013) [-]
*gassy mexicans
#80 to #34 - jokerbit (04/21/2013) [-]
That youtube reference
#191 to #33 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
And the fat American, because americans are just as likely to be skinny as Europeans... O WAIT! Stupid twit.
#190 to #17 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
Keep ******* get more crime.
Keep muslims get more islamination of your country.
Who cares about far eastern asians, they commit **** all crime.

No wonder America is turning into a **** how. Hurr drr ******* are just like whites. **** off americunts.
#177 to #12 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
ah its fromthe UK government, lol,I'm not surprised
#189 to #177 - ancel (04/21/2013) [-]
Got stats from all other Governments. America too. Ha!
User avatar #61 to #1 - darkdragonswrath (04/21/2013) [-]
Hey, I don't want to be sprayed with cool water.
#109 to #1 - diegotan ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Wow, I never expected a comment like that THIS highly rated. Kudos to you, sir.
#23 to #1 - Shmooglavoue (04/21/2013) [-]
Perhaps partially, but not exactly. Racism is more of an effect of identifying an outgroup that your ingroup is in competition with. You are more likely to identify with the those that share homogenous traits with (same race, same age, same socioeconomic standing) so you'll identify as a member of that group. That makes people outside of that group an outgroup. If food and resources are scarce, people need to compete for them. Unregulated competition can breed conflict, once people start actively sabotaging the efforts of others. This can make two groups of people hostile to one another. Furthermore, people are much more likely to make positive assumptions about their own group than the outgroup, which can lead to stereotyping.

An important thing to note is that while it is more likely to naturally occur groups with differences, it is completely possible to create conflict to nearly identical groups. Just make them compete for something they both feel they deserve and that the other is taking from them, and they'll naturally start to claim moral superiority over the opposition. Remember that genetically speaking, there is more genetic difference between two people of the same race than of the average differences between two socially identified races.

In terms of racism, when one group becomes socially dominant over the other, it becomes compounded by the fact that the submissive group will often contribute to the racist view point, as a means of reconciling their lot in life.

I've only scratched the surface of the issue, but I hope I've given you a glimpse of the group conflict dynamics that help bring about racism, and how it can continue to propagate.
#151 to #23 - bertyhell (04/21/2013) [-]
"If food and resources are scarce"

so no more racism when everybody can eat?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dragonicangel (04/20/2013) [-]
You know, you just might be right.
#182 to #2 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

User avatar #49 - kingcheerio (04/21/2013) [-]
I bet that drives the monkies bananas.
User avatar #9 - Tsquared (04/20/2013) [-]
how exactly does this apply to the marines?
#69 to #9 - tankthefrank ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I dont know, i guess its one of those you have to be one to get it ideas
#149 to #9 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Clearly you aren't a Marine
#107 to #9 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Because that's what happens in the Marines: nobody knows why the dumb **** happens, but if it's questioned or something new attempted, you're ****** .
User avatar #113 to #9 - fadetometallica (04/21/2013) [-]
Everybody else is wrong.
I'm in the Air Force and I've seen why.
It's because you're required to have an IQ equal to that of the average monkey, or lower, to join the Marines.
#71 to #9 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this can also be applied to pretty every other social situation out there. A group of people start doing something for one reason, new people come along and emulate their behavior, then it keeps going.

Actually, this can describe internet memes disturbingly well.
#117 - KevKK (04/21/2013) [-]
The monkeys must go bananas
#119 to #117 - cameforalaugh (04/21/2013) [-]
I keed I love you
#120 to #119 - KevKK (04/21/2013) [-]
found on google some instafag must have edited it
#111 - snaresinger (04/21/2013) [-]
Marine Corps, my ass. This is organized religion.
Marine Corps, my ass. This is organized religion.
#141 to #111 - thechosenchildsaid (04/21/2013) [-]
Yay, another dicksplint 'atheist' hating on religion!
User avatar #142 to #141 - luquaz (04/21/2013) [-]
yes. how hateful was his comment. he should be banned for life.

are you serious?
#202 to #141 - thechosenchildsaid (04/22/2013) [-]
lel u mad brahs?
User avatar #192 to #141 - snaresinger (04/21/2013) [-]
Do my religious preferences matter? I'm a satirist. If you can't handle poignant criticism, then get the **** off the internet.
User avatar #87 - ChillyWilly (04/21/2013) [-]
Do the same but with midgets
User avatar #150 - iraniie (04/21/2013) [-]
This is wrong, I'm a marine and we did not go through this test when I applied
#52 - mrmystro (04/21/2013) [-]
Wow, I'm currently active duty in the Corps, and before I even got to the bottom I was thinking about how things are in my unit, and this totally fit the bill.

Well played.
User avatar #158 - Katzie (04/21/2013) [-]
This is perfect for Funnyjunk. I'm sure a hell of a lot of you have no idea why you hate 9GAG, you just do because Funnyjunk has told you that you hate them.
User avatar #168 to #158 - toughactintinactin (04/21/2013) [-]
I've got nothing against 9gag. I don't particularly like most of it's fan base or agree with a lot of what they do, but who gives a **** that's why I'm here instead of there.
#180 to #158 - thechosentroll (04/21/2013) [-]
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I dislike it because I've actually been there and the people are morons. The site itself and the content are awesome, but the users are braindead.

You'll probably regret asking becayse everyone feels the need to point out that they're different, thus making them all the same. We're all uniqe and beautiful snowflakes made of piss.
User avatar #187 to #180 - hideyowives (04/21/2013) [-]
what if we commented because its kind of built for people to communicate, i just thought my veiwpoint was relevent to the conversation , i guess i just feel like talking
User avatar #166 to #158 - hideyowives (04/21/2013) [-]
there are those who exsist that dont give a **** about 9gag and realize that they are just websites and dedicating any amount of hatred towards them is a colossal waste of time and energy
User avatar #169 to #166 - Katzie (04/21/2013) [-]
Apathy is worse than death to some.
User avatar #172 to #169 - hideyowives (04/21/2013) [-]
thats not a intelligent way of going about life
like what if i did that with video games, id look insane

"call of duty" GRRRRRRRRRR
"rayman origins" ahh
"battle field four" GRRRRRRRRRR
"that one new batman prequal with black mask" *ahhh
as humans its our duty to not give a **** on occasion
User avatar #173 to #172 - Katzie (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate 9GAG because I've visited it on occasion and I feel that anyone with a sense of humour finding that kind of crap funny deserves to be hated. Since when was it humanity's duty to not give a **** ?
#174 to #173 - hideyowives (04/21/2013) [-]
about the moment people exsisted for the first moment
but good luck on hating others just because of webside preference and a difference in humor
stay unbelievably classy
User avatar #175 to #174 - Katzie (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm still stuck on the not giving a **** duty.
You must live a boring life.
#176 to #175 - hideyowives (04/21/2013) [-]
no quite pleasant
but i doubt it would be if i hated so many others for such frivolous reasons
if each human derived either love or hate towards every single thing that happens
we wouldnt have much time for anything else now could we, and its impossible to be one way or teh other on every single points of life
so "Apathy is worse than death to some." must be pretty bad since i highly doubt a squirrel crossed your path witha nut in its mouth and you instantly went rage mode screaming obsenities and feces at it, or did you crawl forward only to give the litle guy head
or would you just walk past
not giving a ****
countless events happen with countless possible choices every signle day. if we could even percieve of those posible actions yet alone have a prolonged intense emotion for them, our brains couldnt take it
kind of like a cow being able to see and understand the universe, wouldnt be able to take it and would just kinda sit there witha shocked expression until death
but ill get off my soap box

have fun with going out of your way to hate a bunch of kids
very productive thing to do with your life and i wish you luck at it
have a buff ass gay dude as a reward for your thrilling life perspective
User avatar #201 to #176 - Katzie (04/21/2013) [-]
There's this thing called 'moderation'.
Apparently you don't understand the concept of reacting, but not overreacting.
User avatar #162 - muchasmarcos (04/21/2013) [-]
and the original had religion instead of marines.
#125 - ultimaterager (04/21/2013) [-]
Reminds me of something...
User avatar #160 - thedutchs (04/21/2013) [-]
I read the same story but the clue was "This was why I was shooting Mexicans at the border."
User avatar #135 - annogram (04/21/2013) [-]
that sounds...ridiculously like this website...
#133 - triggathepirate (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the same thing translates into here.   
"xD" being a banana.
I'm pretty sure the same thing translates into here.
"xD" being a banana.
#136 - utasco (04/21/2013) [-]
two more months and i'll be one of those monkeys >.>
User avatar #88 - fukkentyranitar (04/21/2013) [-]
Humanity in a nutshell.
User avatar #93 to #88 - kamehamehanurd (04/21/2013) [-]
HOW SO ******* . YOU'RE A ******* MORON.
#96 to #93 - fukkentyranitar (04/21/2013) [-]
Calm the **** down.
User avatar #97 to #96 - Nitsuin (04/21/2013) [-]
**** the down calm.
#102 to #93 - gilfhunter (04/21/2013) [-]
If you have to ask, you arent paying attention.
User avatar #165 - olmesy (04/21/2013) [-]
What if they just like, all went for the banana in the first place at the same time...
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