Waht a Twist. . i' i. , Jack Barakat G A cute girl came up to me once 11 asked ifi could handle 2 girls. I got excited n said yes. Then her and her friend beat
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Waht a Twist

i' i. , Jack Barakat G
A cute girl came up to me once 11
asked ifi could handle 2 girls. I got
excited n said yes. Then her and
her friend beat the **** out of me
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#94 - twist (04/25/2013) [-]
i do not endorse this post
User avatar #88 - zonedguru (04/21/2013) [-]
Kinda explains why lanky white guys can't do ****
User avatar #83 - henryfordthegod (04/21/2013) [-]
entice
User avatar #72 - inanimateobject ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
qpcugh, I hear you never get any notifications.
User avatar #70 - sikkvikk (04/21/2013) [-]
**sikkvikk rolls 867**
#64 - lickmygooch (04/21/2013) [-]
same guy
same guy
#87 to #64 - xswitchey (04/21/2013) [-]
Don't do it man!
#60 - harshy (04/21/2013) [-]
i thought she was going to make him take care of her two daughters
User avatar #50 - threedogification (04/21/2013) [-]
That was a cool title, I tell ya hwat.
#35 - thrashtilldeath ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - Soilwork ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
snu-snu without the snu
#69 to #19 - raexe (04/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #19 - yindragon (04/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so much harder than I really should have.
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User avatar #17 - modernwish (04/20/2013) [-]
It's funny because he's such a ***** IRL so this is probably true.
User avatar #34 to #17 - modernwish (04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry I offended all of you 12 y/o xXScENexX All Time Low Fans.
#23 to #17 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
>Implying you know him personally
User avatar #32 to #23 - modernwish (04/21/2013) [-]
I see him at warped every year.
He always talks **** on other bands because they need to clear set so they can perform mainstage for their 12 y/o white girl mob, but when the other bands frontman gets in his face about it he becomes the biggest ****** in the entire festival.
User avatar #53 to #32 - thebacondroid (04/21/2013) [-]
Why do you go see him every year if you don't like him? They're not the only band playing.
User avatar #45 to #32 - thebacondroid (04/21/2013) [-]
That is just straight-up ********
User avatar #51 to #45 - modernwish (04/21/2013) [-]
please explain to me why this is just "Straight-Up ******** " This happens almost every year and there is always a 10-20 minute delay because of it.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thebacondroid (04/21/2013) [-]
I was there last year. He got on stage, talked to everyone, and started playing. He didn't say anything about any other bands. Also, any 12 year old girl in that pit would have been crushed
User avatar #58 to #52 - iliekcereal (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not saying anything for or against All Time Low, but how exactly do you mosh to their music?
User avatar #56 to #52 - modernwish (04/21/2013) [-]
Guy, lets keep in mind that i'm talking about before he gets on stage, plus we're most likely at different venues, unless you were at the Pomona date. And It's not my choice, I went with a group going through their scene phase, so I had to see all fo the **** sets. Believe me, I would have much rather gone to see Citizen.
THEYRE CIRCLE PUSH PITS WITH PEOPLE WHO SAY "OW" EVERYTIME THEY GET TOUCHED, no one gets destroyed in an ATL pit is the moral of the story.
User avatar #57 to #56 - thebacondroid (04/21/2013) [-]
Where were you when you saw it?
User avatar #59 to #57 - modernwish (04/21/2013) [-]
On the side of the mainstage, not on it but near it because I was going to dip and hit a merch booth. Then Jack and some other guy came down the steps and approached the guy who opened and started arguing over stage time when the guy really only went over a couple of minutes, then the opener guy got in jacks face and he pussied out and let his little tour manager assistant dick jockee handle it.
#36 to #32 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
atl's crowd is much more ******** than 12 year old white girls is like to see you survive a atl pit
#37 to #36 - modernwish (04/21/2013) [-]
2 BroOTaL bRO.
This ***** push pitting isn't **** , I just went to a Rotting Out/ Ghost inside show the other week and I can ******* guarantee that crowd and pit was way harder than that pop-"rock" ******** .
Go to a Trash Talk show and show and try starting a push pit and tell me how that works out for you.
User avatar #15 - awesomenessdefined (04/20/2013) [-]
Beat up by women. What a ***** .
#20 to #15 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Hey! A ***** is designed to take a pounding. By your word choice he handled it well and walked it off with only a little soreness after.
User avatar #49 to #20 - awesomenessdefined (04/21/2013) [-]
A ***** is designed to take a pounding, therefor since he took a pounding, he handled it well.

What?
User avatar #90 to #49 - huntergriff (04/21/2013) [-]
you know nothing of ***** , do you?
User avatar #92 to #90 - awesomenessdefined (04/21/2013) [-]
You realize that handling it well for a ***** is the same as saying, he finished that race well for a tortoise.

also, your mama's ***** .
User avatar #93 to #92 - huntergriff (04/21/2013) [-]
dude... ***** . it can take a pounding...the guy took it like a ***** like an actual vajayjay.

Meep
User avatar #13 - palewolf (04/20/2013) [-]
I never thought the day would come that I'd see Jack Barakat on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #26 to #13 - orff (04/21/2013) [-]
Same here, same here.
User avatar #11 - jewsburninindaoven (04/20/2013) [-]
Did you get a boner?
#12 to #11 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
beauner*
User avatar #10 - ryanatl (04/20/2013) [-]
god lord jack barakat that beautiful man
#9 - generaljosh (04/20/2013) [-]
Practically a Shyamalan movie already
Practically a Shyamalan movie already
#3 - berkut (04/20/2013) [-]
Beat a woman is easy, two women is even easier.
Beat a woman is easy, two women is even easier.
#54 to #3 - cjasper (04/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #3 - ningenpoop (04/21/2013) [-]
smooth.
#5 to #3 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
What the actual ****
User avatar #6 to #5 - berkut (04/20/2013) [-]
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, angry black man.
Specially your race.
#7 to #6 - PartyPanda (04/20/2013) [-]
You've obviously never fought a black woman.
#8 to #7 - autoxx (04/20/2013) [-]
Latino is worse...
User avatar #21 to #8 - xgeneration (04/21/2013) [-]
Please, those ******* Asians.
#25 to #21 - RiflemanFunny ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #8 - sheepysquirrel (04/20/2013) [-]
A family down the street has 5 daughters, all the same mom, different dads.
One is latino and I saw her break a dudes nose in one swing.
The other is black and she took multiple hits from the other without flinching, knocked her out in one hit, and threw her down 2 flights of stairs onto cement.
User avatar #27 to #16 - raigen (04/21/2013) [-]
....daaaayum.... latino's n blacks... scary as **** .
User avatar #31 to #27 - sheepysquirrel (04/21/2013) [-]
The same black girl beat some chicks ass in school when she found a girl wearing her coat that was stolen earlier that day. She knocked out a teacher who tried stopping her (a dude) and she tossed the girl over the second story railing in the school (3 story school) and ran down the stairs to stomp her out.

Pretty sure she did some time for that
#33 to #31 - raigen (04/21/2013) [-]
....I'm black and all i could think was DAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUM
Alot of times I feel white though...
User avatar #79 to #33 - guymandude ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Everyone calls me white too...

it's only because I don't keep track of basketball and I listen to Rock music...they actually told me
User avatar #39 to #33 - sheepysquirrel (04/21/2013) [-]
You can be white if you want.
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