Waht a Twist. . i' i. , Jack Barakat G A cute girl came up to me once 11 asked ifi could handle 2 girls. I got excited n said yes. Then her and her friend beat  Waht a Twist i' i Jack Barakat G A cute girl came up to me once 11 asked ifi could handle 2 girls I got excited n said yes Then her and friend beat
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#3 - berkut
Reply +76
(04/20/2013) [-]
Beat a woman is easy, two women is even easier.
Beat a woman is easy, two women is even easier.
#5 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
What the actual ****
#6 to #5 - berkut
Reply +19
(04/20/2013) [-]
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, angry black man.
Specially your race.
#7 to #6 - PartyPanda
Reply +29
(04/20/2013) [-]
You've obviously never fought a black woman.
#8 to #7 - autoxx
Reply +7
(04/20/2013) [-]
Latino is worse...
#21 to #8 - xgeneration
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
Please, those ******* Asians.
#25 to #21 - RiflemanFunny
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#16 to #8 - sheepysquirrel
Reply +4
(04/20/2013) [-]
A family down the street has 5 daughters, all the same mom, different dads.
One is latino and I saw her break a dudes nose in one swing.
The other is black and she took multiple hits from the other without flinching, knocked her out in one hit, and threw her down 2 flights of stairs onto cement.
#28 to #16 - mexikaner
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#27 to #16 - raigen
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
....daaaayum.... latino's n blacks... scary as ****.
#31 to #27 - sheepysquirrel
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The same black girl beat some chicks ass in school when she found a girl wearing her coat that was stolen earlier that day. She knocked out a teacher who tried stopping her (a dude) and she tossed the girl over the second story railing in the school (3 story school) and ran down the stairs to stomp her out.

Pretty sure she did some time for that
#33 to #31 - raigen
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
....I'm black and all i could think was DAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUM
Alot of times I feel white though...
#39 to #33 - sheepysquirrel
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
You can be white if you want.
#79 to #33 - guymandude
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Everyone calls me white too...

it's only because I don't keep track of basketball and I listen to Rock music...they actually told me
#18 to #3 - ningenpoop
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(04/21/2013) [-]
smooth.
#54 to #3 - cjasper
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#9 - generaljosh
Reply +57
(04/20/2013) [-]
Practically a Shyamalan movie already
Practically a Shyamalan movie already
#19 - Weekendman
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#62 to #19 - yindragon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so much harder than I really should have.
#69 to #19 - raexe
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#63 to #19 - samjamfan
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#13 - palewolf
Reply +21
(04/20/2013) [-]
I never thought the day would come that I'd see Jack Barakat on Funnyjunk.
#26 to #13 - orff
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Same here, same here.
#60 - harshy
Reply +8
(04/21/2013) [-]
i thought she was going to make him take care of her two daughters
#64 - lickmygooch
Reply +6
(04/21/2013) [-]
same guy
same guy
#87 to #64 - xswitchey
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Don't do it man!
#91 to #87 - lickmygooch
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
#11 - jewsburninindaoven
Reply +5
(04/20/2013) [-]
Did you get a boner?
#12 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
beauner*
#50 - threedogification
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
That was a cool title, I tell ya hwat.
#38 - missylyn
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
#17 - modernwish
Reply -21
(04/20/2013) [-]
It's funny because he's such a pussy IRL so this is probably true.
#34 to #17 - modernwish
Reply -2
(04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry I offended all of you 12 y/o xXScENexX All Time Low Fans.
#23 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
>Implying you know him personally
#32 to #23 - modernwish
Reply -2
(04/21/2013) [-]
I see him at warped every year.
He always talks **** on other bands because they need to clear set so they can perform mainstage for their 12 y/o white girl mob, but when the other bands frontman gets in his face about it he becomes the biggest faggot in the entire festival.
#53 to #32 - thebacondroid
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Why do you go see him every year if you don't like him? They're not the only band playing.
#45 to #32 - thebacondroid
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
That is just straight-up ********
#51 to #45 - modernwish
Reply -2
(04/21/2013) [-]
please explain to me why this is just "Straight-Up ********" This happens almost every year and there is always a 10-20 minute delay because of it.
#52 to #51 - thebacondroid
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I was there last year. He got on stage, talked to everyone, and started playing. He didn't say anything about any other bands. Also, any 12 year old girl in that pit would have been crushed
#58 to #52 - iliekcereal
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not saying anything for or against All Time Low, but how exactly do you mosh to their music?
#56 to #52 - modernwish
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Guy, lets keep in mind that i'm talking about before he gets on stage, plus we're most likely at different venues, unless you were at the Pomona date. And It's not my choice, I went with a group going through their scene phase, so I had to see all fo the **** sets. Believe me, I would have much rather gone to see Citizen.
THEYRE CIRCLE PUSH PITS WITH PEOPLE WHO SAY "OW" EVERYTIME THEY GET TOUCHED, no one gets destroyed in an ATL pit is the moral of the story.
#57 to #56 - thebacondroid
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Where were you when you saw it?
#59 to #57 - modernwish
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
On the side of the mainstage, not on it but near it because I was going to dip and hit a merch booth. Then Jack and some other guy came down the steps and approached the guy who opened and started arguing over stage time when the guy really only went over a couple of minutes, then the opener guy got in jacks face and he pussied out and let his little tour manager assistant dick jockee handle it.
#36 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
atl's crowd is much more hardcore than 12 year old white girls is like to see you survive a atl pit
#37 to #36 - modernwish
Reply -3
(04/21/2013) [-]
2 BroOTaL bRO.
This pussy push pitting isn't ****, I just went to a Rotting Out/ Ghost inside show the other week and I can ******* guarantee that crowd and pit was way harder than that pop-"rock" ********.
Go to a Trash Talk show and show and try starting a push pit and tell me how that works out for you.