How I feel on 420
Ilia (' ii' i' i) would anyone Adreas Li
en they could just mow a lawn?
en they could just mow a lawn?
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#33
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chancevance (04/21/2013) [-]
> Meet a new guy at smoking spot for cigarettes a couple days ago
> Nervous type, seriously nervous, said he was socially awkward, feel bad
> Kick it off with him regardless of awkwardness
> Talk, smoking cigarettes for about 4 hours
> No money, said I will fire him up on 420
> Today
> Get text message
> Another awkward moment, sudden realization
> **************************
> As I'm leaving someone says "I think that's the guy they were looking for."
> NOPE, ditch everything and all text messages
> Laugh, safe as can be with everything gone
> Cops come to my room on campus
> Demand search, have warrant
> I'm playing "Can't touch this" by MC Hammer
> Tear apart room, nothing,
> They get furious, all kinds of threats
> Start dancing
> They get pissed and leave
> Good game man, but you can't touch this.
> Nervous type, seriously nervous, said he was socially awkward, feel bad
> Kick it off with him regardless of awkwardness
> Talk, smoking cigarettes for about 4 hours
> No money, said I will fire him up on 420
> Today
> Get text message
> Another awkward moment, sudden realization
> **************************
> As I'm leaving someone says "I think that's the guy they were looking for."
> NOPE, ditch everything and all text messages
> Laugh, safe as can be with everything gone
> Cops come to my room on campus
> Demand search, have warrant
> I'm playing "Can't touch this" by MC Hammer
> Tear apart room, nothing,
> They get furious, all kinds of threats
> Start dancing
> They get pissed and leave
> Good game man, but you can't touch this.
#16
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europe (04/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Because most people who do drugs don't own a house with a lawn
#38
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powerupbrony (04/21/2013) [-] This is too perfect. My dad made me mow the lawn today. Which sucks because I have bad allergies, now my eyes are all puffy and red. So it's just as good as smoking, right?
