Sandwich police. DOUGH-NOT RESIST MA'AM I loaf the police, they knead to back off bread puns for a sandwich post? Don't act so sourdough about it They puns are  sandwich police Massachusetts mayo
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Sandwich police. DOUGH-NOT RESIST MA'AM I loaf the police, they knead to back off bread puns for a sandwich post? Don't act so sourdough about it They puns are

DOUGH-NOT RESIST MA'AM
I loaf the police, they knead to back off
bread puns for a sandwich post? Don't act so sourdough about it
They puns are already getting stale
You like these, don't rye!
I'm done, this post probably won't rise to the front page anyway
The post is not, mine, but these puns are.

there are literally cars; labelled iir. " Wetard
SORRY MA' AM_. YOU' RE ARREST- TOO MUCH MAYO-
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#29 - heafi
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#48 to #29 - ydosac
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oh snap, It is the Flippin police!

I read it in his voice
#54 to #48 - dirtyheron
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#26 - bassline
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***** there's a town called Sandwich in England and I live there.
#75 to #26 - anon id: ea2ac338
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I don't like kent
User avatar #162 to #75 - rzrback
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We don't like you.
#108 to #26 - anon id: 232de288
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I LIVE IN DEAL C:
#112 to #108 - anon id: a8c99b9c
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Deal is for old people and homosexuals.
#114 to #112 - anon id: 232de288
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I'm both of those things....
User avatar #167 to #26 - spaceturtlecadet
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Canterbury, Kent
I see a sign pointing to Sandwich every day.
#220 to #26 - anon id: 31a02662
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i live there too ... sandwich technology school 0_0
#161 to #26 - lostfaux
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User avatar #86 to #26 - mrfop
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I went camping there once. I don't know why I thought that was relevant but hey.
#36 to #26 - kezzapaco
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Big up Deal massive.
User avatar #38 to #26 - adamkk
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And they do very nice fish and chips there
#82 to #26 - scarymary
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That's actually where the sandwich was invented, by the earl of sandwich. I wonder how many people think I'm kidding.
User avatar #226 to #82 - KillinTime
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nobody who watched time squad thinks you're kidding.
User avatar #95 to #82 - bassline
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Indeed.
#52 - spazzin
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#23 - gojeda
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Only related thing i have.
#68 to #23 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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User avatar #231 to #23 - nevolmon
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"Police havent said what type of sandwich was involved" I bet it was one of those high capacity assault sandwiches.
#234 to #23 - lowfire
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Should have kept her ass in the kitchen
User avatar #148 to #23 - pwoneill
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I expected this to be about shoving a sandwich up her ass or something....I think i internet too much
User avatar #57 to #23 - spritedrake
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Wat...
User avatar #178 to #23 - tricher
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Must of been a club sandwhich
#64 to #23 - lightelmo
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"Police haven't said said what type of sandwich was involved" That made my day.
#140 - Cleavland Steamer
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Oh ****, it's the fuzz
#223 to #140 - jakeleefromtheuk
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That sandwich looks like a forest
#240 to #140 - sefercil
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oh god
oh god
#149 to #140 - infedel
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Cheese it!
#12 - niggabivakasha
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TO PROTECT AND SERVE SANDWICHES OF THE UTMOST QUALITY
User avatar #43 - happygrowman
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whenever im in my local café, i order the club sandwich. i dont know how i get away with it, im not even a member...
#215 to #43 - anon id: 35e73efe
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Mitch Hedberg, everyone.
#46 to #43 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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User avatar #45 to #43 - RlCK
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Alright there Mitch.
#31 - mrmariomike [OP]
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Thank you for top 100!
Thank you for top 100!
User avatar #63 to #31 - twi
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"my only regret is that I never cured my boneitis"
#257 to #31 - anon id: 3acce70f
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MFW I see the date
User avatar #91 to #31 - ryukyukids
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you should probably be thanking that girl from tumblr
#184 - scapeartist
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User avatar #80 - vikingontour
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Me: Officer my wife refuses to make me a sandwich!

Officer: ALL UNITS WE HAVE A CODE RED ON DERP STREET!!
#81 to #80 - deathcampforjewtie
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Send in the Cancer Police.
#130 to #81 - resbiansrock
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I love you.
I love you.