Sandwich police. DOUGH-NOT RESIST MA'AM I loaf the police, they knead to back off bread puns for a sandwich post? Don't act so sourdough about it They puns are  sandwich police Massachusetts mayo
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Sandwich police

Sandwich police. DOUGH-NOT RESIST MA'AM I loaf the police, they knead to back off bread puns for a sandwich post? Don't act so sourdough about it They puns are

DOUGH-NOT RESIST MA'AM
I loaf the police, they knead to back off
bread puns for a sandwich post? Don't act so sourdough about it
They puns are already getting stale
You like these, don't rye!
I'm done, this post probably won't rise to the front page anyway
The post is not, mine, but these puns are.

there are literally cars; labelled iir. " Wetard
SORRY MA' AM_. YOU' RE ARREST- TOO MUCH MAYO-
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#29 - heafi (04/20/2013) [-]
#48 to #29 - ydosac (04/20/2013) [-]
oh snap, It is the Flippin police!

I read it in his voice
#140 - Cleavland Steamer (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh **** , it's the fuzz
#223 to #140 - jakeleefromtheuk (04/21/2013) [-]
That sandwich looks like a forest
#240 to #140 - sefercil (04/21/2013) [-]
oh god
oh god
#149 to #140 - infedel ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Cheese it!
#26 - bassline (04/20/2013) [-]
***** there's a town called Sandwich in England and I live there.
#108 to #26 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
I LIVE IN DEAL C:
#112 to #108 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Deal is for old people and homosexuals.
#114 to #112 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm both of those things....
User avatar #167 to #26 - spaceturtlecadet (04/20/2013) [-]
Canterbury, Kent
I see a sign pointing to Sandwich every day.
#220 to #26 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
i live there too ... sandwich technology school 0_0
#75 to #26 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't like kent
User avatar #162 to #75 - rzrback (04/20/2013) [-]
We don't like you.
User avatar #86 to #26 - mrfop (04/20/2013) [-]
I went camping there once. I don't know why I thought that was relevant but hey.
#36 to #26 - kezzapaco (04/20/2013) [-]
Big up Deal massive.
User avatar #38 to #26 - adamkk (04/20/2013) [-]
And they do very nice fish and chips there
#82 to #26 - scarymary (04/20/2013) [-]
That's actually where the sandwich was invented, by the earl of sandwich. I wonder how many people think I'm kidding.
User avatar #226 to #82 - KillinTime (04/21/2013) [-]
nobody who watched time squad thinks you're kidding.
User avatar #95 to #82 - bassline (04/20/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#23 - gojeda (04/20/2013) [-]
Only related thing i have.
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User avatar #231 to #23 - nevolmon (04/21/2013) [-]
"Police havent said what type of sandwich was involved" I bet it was one of those high capacity assault sandwiches.
#234 to #23 - lowfire (04/21/2013) [-]
Should have kept her ass in the kitchen
User avatar #148 to #23 - pwoneill (04/20/2013) [-]
I expected this to be about shoving a sandwich up her ass or something....I think i internet too much
User avatar #57 to #23 - spritedrake (04/20/2013) [-]
Wat...
User avatar #178 to #23 - tricher (04/20/2013) [-]
Must of been a club sandwhich
#64 to #23 - lightelmo (04/20/2013) [-]
"Police haven't said said what type of sandwich was involved" That made my day.
#50 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
I feel special every time someone talks about Massachusettes.
I feel special every time someone talks about Massachusettes.
#176 to #50 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Boom
#230 to #50 - richardphist (04/21/2013) [-]
Boy-oh-boy you must have felt more special than this kid this week
#98 to #50 - redsoxnbolts (04/20/2013) [-]
Special enough to spell it wrong?
User avatar #165 to #98 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Yes!
#183 - sleepisfortheweak (04/20/2013) [-]
**sleepisfortheweak rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at I'm not the only one..... ** Something tells me this roll won't end well...
**sleepisfortheweak rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at I'm not the only one..... ** Something tells me this roll won't end well...
#202 to #183 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
higurashi is a good anime 10/10
#156 - zeruaargi (04/20/2013) [-]
"Lettuce see your license and registration"
User avatar #43 - happygrowman (04/20/2013) [-]
whenever im in my local café, i order the club sandwich. i dont know how i get away with it, im not even a member...
#215 to #43 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Mitch Hedberg, everyone.
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#46 to #43 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #43 - RlCK (04/20/2013) [-]
Alright there Mitch.
#33 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Sir, you have been arrested for owning illegal amounts of jalapeño.
#188 - caaaaarrrllll (04/20/2013) [-]
Bow before your king
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#127 - sundanceholiday **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#12 - niggabivakasha (04/20/2013) [-]
TO PROTECT AND SERVE SANDWICHES OF THE UTMOST QUALITY
#70 - qubot (04/20/2013) [-]
****		 THE POLICE!
**** THE POLICE!
#206 - jaxonnn (04/21/2013) [-]
Someone on tumblr used literally correctly
#212 to #206 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
You didn't add a period.
User avatar #224 to #212 - EvilNutter (04/21/2013) [-]
im on my period.
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#31 - mrmariomike (04/20/2013) [-]
Thank you for top 100!
Thank you for top 100!
#257 to #31 - anon (01/04/2015) [-]
MFW I see the date
User avatar #91 to #31 - ryukyukids (04/20/2013) [-]
you should probably be thanking that girl from tumblr
User avatar #63 to #31 - twi (04/20/2013) [-]
"my only regret is that I never cured my boneitis"
#193 to #172 - swagbot (04/20/2013) [-]
wut the fuk...
#232 to #172 - himym (04/21/2013) [-]
oh god where is that image from?
oh god where is that image from?
#207 - furukawa (04/21/2013) [-]
There is also one in Illinois, I live fairly close to it.
picture unrelated
#163 - nortledrones (04/20/2013) [-]
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You shouldn't rye this vehicle. It's under the cheese limit.
#164 to #163 - lookathecomment (04/20/2013) [-]
My jimmies[small][small]
#168 to #163 - lookathecomment (04/20/2013) [-]
My jimmies.
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