I don't even. neve t'nod I Relevant www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLuEgZS89k Also not mine. Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodact
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neve t'nod I
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLuEgZS89k...more »

neve t'nod I
Relevant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLuEgZS89k
Also not mine

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes
pterodactyl noise, transforms into a
potato and rolls out the door and
away into the sunset
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Submitted: 04/20/2013
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User avatar #46 - edzero (04/25/2013) [-]
Educate the newfag, FJ...
What does "I don't even" mean?
#41 - kitsunemochalite (04/21/2013) [-]
Sometimes the truth just sounds silly
#36 - yanr (04/21/2013) [-]

If you think Mark`s story is something,, three weeks ago my daughter in law also easily made $4524 sitting there a 40 hours month from there house and they're buddy's mother`s neighbour done this for 4 months and errned more than $4524 part time from their mac. apply the guide available here, www.bic5.com
#35 - catdogdora (04/21/2013) [-]
Last time i was at the doctor's, my nurse, amongst all the normal questions (do you smoke, drink etc.) she asked if i was single.. I was very confused. Is that a normal question? How is that even relevant to my health?
User avatar #43 to #35 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Probably may have been an attempted segue into sexual history questions, see if you've had a history of STDs and whatnot.
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User avatar #44 to #42 - catdogdora (04/21/2013) [-]
I highly doubt she was hitting on me or anything lol and she even wrote my answer down on the paper she was writing all my info down on
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#34 - superowned (04/21/2013) [-]
**superowned rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Still a better love story than Twilight. **
#32 - Zaitsev (04/21/2013) [-]
Sup?
#31 - cirruss ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't even..
I don't even..
User avatar #21 - mynameisgeorge ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
So is that a yes or a no?
User avatar #26 to #21 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
Its an Aladeen
#33 to #18 - HolyArachnid (04/21/2013) [-]
That picture reminded me of the potato-truck death scene from "Pet Sematary 2" (yes, it is just about as outrageous as it sounds). If you've never seen the movie, I recommend it if you're in the mood for some good, gruesome B-horror fun.
#17 - nighthawxx (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #17 - taintedangel (04/20/2013) [-]
could I have the sauce of that anime?
#30 to #29 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
nichijou
#15 - fireworkmuffins (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Out of curiosity; technically masturbation counts as sex, but is that what the doctor is asking about, or does he need to know if you're sexually active with someone else?
#38 to #9 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
He means with someone else, and because of the risk of STD's yo ucan get if you have them so he knows if he should watch certains level to catch the start of a disease.
User avatar #10 to #9 - gingeraletwo (04/20/2013) [-]
It means to be having sex with another person
User avatar #11 to #10 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Okay. Wonder why he wants to know that.
User avatar #19 to #11 - violentpixi (04/20/2013) [-]
To see if you may have genital fluids that may infect or inseminate you.
Or maybe they're just discovering if you put out.
User avatar #14 to #11 - paronix (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure masturbation counts as masturbation, bud.

"Are you sexually active?"
"Oh yeah, I have sex ALL the time. Sometimes five times a day! Always with myself of course."

wat
User avatar #20 to #14 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Masturbation is technically a sexual activity. It's not subjective my friend.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gingeraletwo (04/20/2013) [-]
There are a number of reasons. STDs and STIs, and your risk of pregnancy if you're a lady.
#8 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Doctor: I'll put that down as a maybe.
#7 - thatguycrow (04/20/2013) [-]
LOL SO RANDOM XDDD
#6 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
******* doctors
#5 - karmakoala (04/20/2013) [-]
God I 						*******					 hate this 'lol i'm so random' 						****					 that people are spouting.
God I ******* hate this 'lol i'm so random' **** that people are spouting.
#40 to #5 - lazragoon ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
In this case it was acceptable, but when people do it in other scenarios... no.
User avatar #37 to #5 - twi (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate when sentences don't end the way you think they'll testicular cancer
User avatar #27 to #5 - retardedboss (04/20/2013) [-]
One of the reasons I stopped reading 4chan posts on here. almost all of them ended in "suddenly spaghetti! lololololXDXDXD" The first time it was kind of amusing, but it gets old quick.
#39 to #27 - xXScrappyJrXx (04/21/2013) [-]
like so?
like so?
User avatar #25 to #5 - icefried (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but non sequiturs always amuse me.
User avatar #24 to #5 - Kittehh (04/20/2013) [-]
I hate the "im so awkward!!!" stuff... it irks my soul.
#23 to #5 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
I hate people crying about it. What's your point?
#13 to #5 - thecommittee (04/20/2013) [-]
lol, im so random.
#28 to #13 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
soooooooooooo randum XDDD :3
#4 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
How are you doing, because I'M A POTATO. *slow clap*
#2 - bdowns (04/20/2013) [-]
The doctor
#1 - kingofwaffles (04/20/2013) [-]
I lol'd
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