I don't even. neve t'nod I Relevant www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLuEgZS89k Also not mine. Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodact
Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

I don't even

neve t'nod I
Relevant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLuEgZS89k...more »

neve t'nod I
Relevant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLuEgZS89k
Also not mine

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes
pterodactyl noise, transforms into a
potato and rolls out the door and
away into the sunset
...
+1014
Views: 37063
Favorited: 110
Submitted: 04/20/2013
Share On Facebook Add to favorites Subscribe to mrmariomike E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(46):

Leave a comment
Refresh Comments
 
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Anonymous commenting is allowed
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
User avatar #46 - edzero (04/25/2013) [-]
Educate the newfag, FJ...
What does "I don't even" mean?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply 0
#41 - kitsunemochalite (04/21/2013) [-]
Sometimes the truth just sounds silly
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1
#36 - yanr (04/21/2013) [-]

If you think Mark`s story is something,, three weeks ago my daughter in law also easily made $4524 sitting there a 40 hours month from there house and they're buddy's mother`s neighbour done this for 4 months and errned more than $4524 part time from their mac. apply the guide available here, www.bic5.com
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +2
#35 - catdogdora (04/21/2013) [-]
Last time i was at the doctor's, my nurse, amongst all the normal questions (do you smoke, drink etc.) she asked if i was single.. I was very confused. Is that a normal question? How is that even relevant to my health?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
User avatar #43 to #35 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Probably may have been an attempted segue into sexual history questions, see if you've had a history of STDs and whatnot.
+2
#42 to #35 - garagesale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
User avatar #44 to #42 - catdogdora (04/21/2013) [-]
I highly doubt she was hitting on me or anything lol and she even wrote my answer down on the paper she was writing all my info down on
+1
#45 to #44 - garagesale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply 0
#34 - superowned (04/21/2013) [-]
**superowned rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Still a better love story than Twilight. **
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply -9
#32 - Zaitsev (04/21/2013) [-]
Sup?
Hide Hide All +Fav (2) Reply +4
#31 - cirruss ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't even..
I don't even..
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +3
User avatar #21 - mynameisgeorge ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
So is that a yes or a no?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +10
User avatar #26 to #21 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
Its an Aladeen
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply 0
#33 to #18 - HolyArachnid (04/21/2013) [-]
That picture reminded me of the potato-truck death scene from "Pet Sematary 2" (yes, it is just about as outrageous as it sounds). If you've never seen the movie, I recommend it if you're in the mood for some good, gruesome B-horror fun.
Hide Hide All +Fav (2) Reply +32
#17 - nighthawxx (04/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #29 to #17 - taintedangel (04/20/2013) [-]
could I have the sauce of that anime?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
#30 to #29 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
nichijou
Hide Hide All +Fav (1) Reply +5
#15 - fireworkmuffins (04/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
User avatar #9 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Out of curiosity; technically masturbation counts as sex, but is that what the doctor is asking about, or does he need to know if you're sexually active with someone else?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
#38 to #9 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
He means with someone else, and because of the risk of STD's yo ucan get if you have them so he knows if he should watch certains level to catch the start of a disease.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +9
User avatar #10 to #9 - gingeraletwo (04/20/2013) [-]
It means to be having sex with another person
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -5
User avatar #11 to #10 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Okay. Wonder why he wants to know that.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +6
User avatar #19 to #11 - violentpixi (04/20/2013) [-]
To see if you may have genital fluids that may infect or inseminate you.
Or maybe they're just discovering if you put out.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +15
User avatar #14 to #11 - paronix (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure masturbation counts as masturbation, bud.

"Are you sexually active?"
"Oh yeah, I have sex ALL the time. Sometimes five times a day! Always with myself of course."

wat
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -5
User avatar #20 to #14 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Masturbation is technically a sexual activity. It's not subjective my friend.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +6
User avatar #12 to #11 - gingeraletwo (04/20/2013) [-]
There are a number of reasons. STDs and STIs, and your risk of pregnancy if you're a lady.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
#8 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Doctor: I'll put that down as a maybe.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +34
#7 - thatguycrow (04/20/2013) [-]
LOL SO RANDOM XDDD
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
#6 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
******* doctors
Hide Hide All +Fav (1) Reply +88
#5 - karmakoala (04/20/2013) [-]
God I ******* hate this 'lol i'm so random' **** that people are spouting.
God I ******* hate this 'lol i'm so random' **** that people are spouting.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1
#40 to #5 - lazragoon ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
In this case it was acceptable, but when people do it in other scenarios... no.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1
User avatar #37 to #5 - twi (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate when sentences don't end the way you think they'll testicular cancer
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +4
User avatar #27 to #5 - retardedboss (04/20/2013) [-]
One of the reasons I stopped reading 4chan posts on here. almost all of them ended in "suddenly spaghetti! lololololXDXDXD" The first time it was kind of amusing, but it gets old quick.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1
#39 to #27 - xXScrappyJrXx (04/21/2013) [-]
like so?
like so?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
User avatar #25 to #5 - icefried (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but non sequiturs always amuse me.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
User avatar #24 to #5 - Kittehh (04/20/2013) [-]
I hate the "im so awkward!!!" stuff... it irks my soul.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -2
#23 to #5 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
I hate people crying about it. What's your point?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
#13 to #5 - thecommittee (04/20/2013) [-]
lol, im so random.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
#28 to #13 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
soooooooooooo randum XDDD :3
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
#4 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
How are you doing, because I'M A POTATO. *slow clap*
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +2
#2 - bdowns (04/20/2013) [-]
The doctor
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +6
#1 - kingofwaffles (04/20/2013) [-]
I lol'd
 
Leave a comment
<
>
 Friends (0)