I don't even. neve t'nod I Relevant www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLuEgZS89k Also not mine. Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodact
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I don't even

neve t'nod I
Relevant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLuEgZS89k
Also not mine

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes
pterodactyl noise, transforms into a
potato and rolls out the door and
away into the sunset
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Submitted: 04/20/2013
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#5 - karmakoala (04/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
God I 						*******					 hate this 'lol i'm so random' 						****					 that people are spouting.
God I ******* hate this 'lol i'm so random' **** that people are spouting.
#7 - thatguycrow (04/20/2013) [-]
LOL SO RANDOM XDDD
#17 - nighthawxx (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #9 - Kairyuka (04/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Out of curiosity; technically masturbation counts as sex, but is that what the doctor is asking about, or does he need to know if you're sexually active with someone else?
User avatar #14 to #11 - paronix ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure masturbation counts as masturbation, bud.

"Are you sexually active?"
"Oh yeah, I have sex ALL the time. Sometimes five times a day! Always with myself of course."

wat
User avatar #21 - mynameisgeorge (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So is that a yes or a no?
User avatar #26 to #21 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
Its an Aladeen
#1 - kingofwaffles (04/20/2013) [-]
I lol'd
#15 - fireworkmuffins (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#31 - cirruss (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't even..
I don't even..
#35 - catdogdora ONLINE (04/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Last time i was at the doctor's, my nurse, amongst all the normal questions (do you smoke, drink etc.) she asked if i was single.. I was very confused. Is that a normal question? How is that even relevant to my health?
#8 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Doctor: I'll put that down as a maybe.
#4 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
How are you doing, because I'M A POTATO. *slow clap*
#2 - bdowns (04/20/2013) [-]
The doctor
#18 - mrgoodlove (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #46 - edzero (04/25/2013) [-]
Educate the newfag, FJ...
What does "I don't even" mean?
#41 - kitsunemochalite (04/21/2013) [-]
Sometimes the truth just sounds silly
#34 - superowned (04/21/2013) [-]
**superowned rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Still a better love story than Twilight. **
#6 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
******* doctors
#36 - yanr (04/21/2013) [-]

If you think Mark`s story is something,, three weeks ago my daughter in law also easily made $4524 sitting there a 40 hours month from there house and they're buddy's mother`s neighbour done this for 4 months and errned more than $4524 part time from their mac. apply the guide available here, www.bic5.com
#32 - Zaitsev (04/21/2013) [-]
Sup?
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