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Ant. anymous asketh tron‘ hla, rck 1. -'. l x
one a tornado nit our high school once and I guess the Intercom was molten or
something Because we weren' t in the nails until a richtung tree Blew By the
window. when we were in the halls the root kept falling on us so we had to stay
on the ground with our hands on our necks and everybody was dead silent until
some dude screamed ‘I DON' T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN' and then it just
stopped. like god decided that dude could get a lay before he died or
something
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User avatar #13 - schmitty (04/20/2013) [-]
And that's how his teaching career ended.
#2 - iamlying (04/20/2013) [-]
He will die right after he loses his virginity.
User avatar #7 to #2 - bitchplzzz (04/20/2013) [-]
I hear female cats (or any feline type animal) have pain during sex. So right after they're done ******* , the female will turn around and try kill the ******
#9 to #7 - faroeseguy (04/20/2013) [-]
if that was true, there'd be a whole lot of dead cats in my garden
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User avatar #10 to #9 - bitchplzzz (04/20/2013) [-]
Well, the males get away cos they're agile. Humans, however..
#11 to #10 - faroeseguy (04/20/2013) [-]
but then the mating call would lose its purpose. Cats aren't stupid, and if it hurts they wouldn't react to the call...
User avatar #14 to #11 - expectation (04/20/2013) [-]
Just because it hurts doesn't mean they have to be pussies about it and not mate.
#17 to #14 - faroeseguy (04/20/2013) [-]
If it hurts so bad, that they attack their partner, it's probably something they don't want to happen...
User avatar #18 to #17 - expectation (04/20/2013) [-]
I think they want to continue the cat race? Female spiders eat their mate after mating the majority of the time. The males spiders know this perfectly well, yet they continue to breed.
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User avatar #32 to #2 - enorus (04/20/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex.
User avatar #4 to #2 - lupislord (04/20/2013) [-]
The girl probably has teeth
User avatar #8 to #2 - thepyras (04/20/2013) [-]
And thus he has become immortal.
#1 - John Cena (04/20/2013) [-]
I first read "A tomato hit our high school"
#111 to #98 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Iike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!
#42 to #1 - welcometoatl (04/20/2013) [-]
Same here.. wtf brain
User avatar #5 to #1 - tuckthisphit (04/20/2013) [-]
same here
User avatar #25 to #1 - linktheherooftime (04/20/2013) [-]
Same
User avatar #3 to #1 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
So did I.
#6 to #3 - niggersaurus (04/20/2013) [-]
Your username ironically fits the situation.
#93 to #6 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
ur mom ironically fits the situation
#54 to #6 - John Cena (04/20/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
#19 - baconrainbow (04/20/2013) [-]
Never have sex, achieve immortality
User avatar #26 to #19 - nephis (04/20/2013) [-]
not worth it, IMO. nvm it's great; you'd never have a family either
User avatar #28 to #26 - guiguito (04/20/2013) [-]
trade your dog in a poor child
User avatar #45 to #19 - missrainbowdash (04/20/2013) [-]
have sex or live forever, tough call.
User avatar #33 to #19 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Don't forgot the nigh-on omnipotence achieved as well
#50 to #33 - baconrainbow (04/20/2013) [-]
omnipotence and impotence, an interesting combination
#51 to #50 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #101 to #51 - resbiansrock (04/21/2013) [-]
But...what if I was 14?
User avatar #102 to #101 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
The you obviously get no magical powers.
User avatar #75 to #51 - deathstare (04/20/2013) [-]
That's not official at all, it's just a westernized viewpoint. If anything is official, it would have to be celibacy before marriage.
#77 to #75 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Does it look like I'm Japanese?
User avatar #78 to #77 - deathstare (04/20/2013) [-]
You name is mind sculptor, and as you well know, Asians are well known for sculpting their minds. It is also known that they can read them. Yes, yes you are.
#104 to #78 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Well played.

Though was the red thumb really needed?
User avatar #107 to #104 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
Wha? That wasn't me. Someone was trolling us, I can thumb you up if you want
#43 to #19 - immaculateabortion (04/20/2013) [-]
first the immortality, then the bitches
#35 to #19 - BillyRyan (04/20/2013) [-]
Yup, seems right to me!
User avatar #41 to #40 - xgeneration (04/20/2013) [-]
you can still understand what he typed
User avatar #44 to #41 - NinjaHermit (04/20/2013) [-]
Never said that I couldn't.
#46 - dafq (04/20/2013) [-]
That username...
User avatar #16 - eventyr (04/20/2013) [-]
probably the tornado will continue once he gets laid
User avatar #23 to #16 - deathcampforjewtie (04/20/2013) [-]
The moment he finishes, he just cums out a ******* tornado.
User avatar #31 to #23 - floopdawhoop ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
But his name isn't Aang...right?
#63 to #23 - niggersaurus (04/20/2013) [-]
THIS.
User avatar #36 - cryingchicken (04/20/2013) [-]
What happened to the punctuation?
User avatar #60 to #36 - RoyalNightmare (04/20/2013) [-]
The tornado blew it away, obviously.
#49 to #36 - smokekusheveryday (04/20/2013) [-]
Whats a punctuation nevermind
User avatar #34 - fallenoffacliff (04/20/2013) [-]
I defiantly read that as "a tomato hit our high school"
User avatar #89 to #34 - defiantly (04/21/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #37 to #34 - schmitty (04/20/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #39 to #37 - fallenoffacliff (04/20/2013) [-]
That I did
#61 to #39 - deadpoolisgod (04/20/2013) [-]
Does defiantly still do that? Haven't seen him in ages...
User avatar #90 to #61 - lip (04/21/2013) [-]
Of course I still do!
User avatar #62 to #37 - RoyalNightmare (04/20/2013) [-]
Or, he read it in complete rebellion to how society expected him to read it.

loljk ****** misspelled "Definitely".
#38 - falconxmard (04/20/2013) [-]
That punctuation.
#79 - furryflava (04/20/2013) [-]
>like god decided that dude could get a lay
>that dude could get a lay
>get a lay
#88 to #79 - swagbot (04/20/2013) [-]
,,,just one though....

inb4 "It's impossible to eat just one..."
User avatar #92 to #79 - funnyjunkiefive (04/21/2013) [-]
He wants air?
#86 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2013) [-]
God's fw
User avatar #52 - sirfisticuffs (04/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like the start of a really bad yet creative porno.
#74 - rockerrzombie (04/20/2013) [-]
I remember during tornado drills, I'd hide under my desk. While everyone was gone; I'd sit there and play with these in amazement.
User avatar #48 - icameheretotroll (04/20/2013) [-]
that's one large sentence
User avatar #15 - gnometrain (04/20/2013) [-]
when reading this I just got exponentially angrier
User avatar #12 - irishhappyposter (04/20/2013) [-]
anyone else read that in lumpy space princess`s voice.?
User avatar #30 to #12 - redclover (04/20/2013) [-]
yes.
#71 to #59 - alucord (04/20/2013) [-]
You just pointed out what 20 other people did, but in a much more clever way.
User avatar #100 to #71 - walkingdisaster (04/21/2013) [-]
That's my kind of humor
#94 - yanr (04/21/2013) [-]

just as Mark said I am startled that a mom can profit $6160 in 4 weeks on the computer. did you see this site link www.bic5.com
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#99 to #94 - fecal (04/21/2013) [-]
Would be pretty awesome to vote this to one of the top comments just to disappoint everybody clicking top comments
User avatar #96 to #94 - superowned (04/21/2013) [-]
go **** yourself
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