Release The Kracken. . That glorious moment after a date.,. when you can FINALLY release the fart you' been harboring.. That glorious moment after the Holocaust.... When you can finally release those Jews you've been harboring


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#13 - raidaltamimi (04/20/2013) [-]
MFW in class

BTW, what is a 'date'?
#28 to #13 - artjunk (04/20/2013) [-]
Kinda like a prune.

No wonder he had such bad gas...

#6 - rainbowbear (04/20/2013) [-]
That glorious moment after the Holocaust....
When you can finally release those Jews you've been harboring
#7 - jaigurudevaom (04/20/2013) [-]
The first time I slept over at my ex boyfriends house was like this
Usually in the morning I have to fart, ngl
This time it was a super fart, easily a 9.5 on the fart scale
I had to hold it for so long it started to hurt

Pic unrelated
User avatar #21 to #7 - yourafaggotharry (04/20/2013) [-]
dont be silly, girls dont fart
User avatar #31 to #21 - ilovehitler (04/20/2013) [-]
Who said that person is a girl?
#25 to #21 - acontradiction (04/20/2013) [-]
It's a guy..which is why the fart was so bad..

cuz of the poop-shoot-poundin..

pic related..corny joke
#19 - rifee (04/20/2013) [-]
#24 to #19 - dirgeofasimo (04/20/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N's secret weapon
User avatar #5 - pokaythetokay (04/20/2013) [-]
hahaha, "date"
#8 to #5 - republicanwarlorda (04/20/2013) [-]
don't worry
You'll get one eventually

If you're fat or wimpy skinny and still in High School I would suggest joining the rugby team if you have one

It's generally easy to join because everyone is afraid to play
fun to play
helps you meet people
you'll gain strength
Alot of girls think it's attractive because it's pretty much American football without pads and the most brutal sport

If you're weak make sure to play as a back so you don't get injured
if your fat, don't even bother being anything but a prop or hooker

trust me
it's a great idea
User avatar #10 to #8 - Kairyuka (04/20/2013) [-]
That's one of the silliest things I've ever heard.
User avatar #2 - basstard (04/20/2013) [-]
And later that cloud rains.
User avatar #4 - floetrol (04/20/2013) [-]
i just did that

i love you
#1 - teranin (04/20/2013) [-]
Why wait?
Why wait?
#18 - ranted (04/20/2013) [-]
It's even more embarrassing when you're in class and you really want to release your fumes but instead, it backs up into your stomach and makes that disturbing growling noise that EVERYBODY can hear
User avatar #36 to #18 - lolerlaura (04/20/2013) [-]
I would take the growling sound over ripping ass while taking a test. I have done that before and I don't want to repeat it.
#23 - CactusFantastico (04/20/2013) [-]
I know right? These little ******* get me fired up every time I eat them
#34 to #23 - lolerlaura (04/20/2013) [-]
Raisins make me clear a room >.>
#39 - sweateagle (04/20/2013) [-]
Be careful, or you just might undergo spontaneous combustion.
#35 - certifiedidiot (04/20/2013) [-]
Especialy after Taco Bell
#16 - therealjc (04/20/2013) [-]
You mean when ever you god damn want to assert your dominance.
You mean when ever you god damn want to assert your dominance.
User avatar #37 to #16 - lolerlaura (04/20/2013) [-]
I gave you a thumb up because that kitten is ******* adorable
#20 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
why would you hold it in? its a natural bodily function and if a girl has a problem with it she's an idiot
like just say "excuse me" after and its all cool
User avatar #22 to #20 - bladebites (04/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't really have a problem with it as long as they excused it or even joked about it.
Still, let's be honest here, it does look bad to most people. It's just not the kind of impression you want to give, especially on a first date.
#38 to #22 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
i HATE it when people fart near me
it stinks , its akward and it isn polite
i mean srsly why should i be forced to inhale something that came out of the asshole from this disgusting fat ****
i mean srly
#29 to #20 - notstill ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Sure it's natural but so is taking a **** and masturbating but you wouldn't do that in front of your date would you?

It's frowned upon because it's impolite and doesn't smell too good either.

On a side note, I think I know why you don't have a girlfriend.
#40 - irockhard (04/20/2013) [-]
**irockhard rolled a random image posted in comment #1642821 at Friendly ** What I've been harboring
User avatar #30 - JimiHendrix (04/20/2013) [-]
That even more glorious moment when you reach that bond with your girlfriend to where you can fart and have it not be awkward

i'm sure i'll experience it someday
User avatar #32 to #30 - ilovehitler (04/20/2013) [-]
My hand never complains when I fat.
#27 - lambslider (04/20/2013) [-]
Story time? Story time.
My ex used to express strongly thats girls only ever burped and weed.
One night she got extremely drunk and had to stay at mine.
Wake up in middle of the night. Grunting from bathroom.
Go to check, doors open.
Walk in and shes going for one almighty dump.
Notices me and immediately breaks down and starts screaming at the top of her lungs, "Only burp and wee!" over and over while continuing her thumper dumper.
User avatar #33 to #27 - ilovehitler (04/20/2013) [-]
I was really confused at first, when you said burped and weed
I was wondering if all girls are secretly stoners or something
#26 - cammyT (04/20/2013) [-]
what food makes you fart constantly?

for me its a munchie box
#17 - cethezombie (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - sirfisticuffs (04/20/2013) [-]
He's trying to communicate with other tribes.
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