Release The Kracken. . That glorious moment after a date.,. when you can FINALLY release the fart you' been harboring.. That glorious moment after the Holocaust.... When you can finally release those Jews you've been harboring
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Release The Kracken

That glorious moment after a date.,.
when you can FINALLY release the fart you' been harboring.
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Submitted: 04/19/2013
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#6 - rainbowbear ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
That glorious moment after the Holocaust....
When you can finally release those Jews you've been harboring
#13 - raidaltamimi (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW in class
















BTW, what is a 'date'?
#7 - jaigurudevaom (04/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The first time I slept over at my ex boyfriends house was like this
Usually in the morning I have to fart, ngl
This time it was a super fart, easily a 9.5 on the fart scale
I had to hold it for so long it started to hurt

Pic unrelated
#19 - rifee (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #5 - pokaythetokay (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
hahaha, "date"
User avatar #2 - basstard ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
And later that cloud rains.
User avatar #4 - floetrol (04/20/2013) [-]
i just did that



i love you
#1 - teranin ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Why wait?
Why wait?
#18 - ranted (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's even more embarrassing when you're in class and you really want to release your fumes but instead, it backs up into your stomach and makes that disturbing growling noise that EVERYBODY can hear
#23 - CactusFantastico (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I know right? These little fuckers get me fired up every time I eat them
#20 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why would you hold it in? its a natural bodily function and if a girl has a problem with it she's an idiot
like just say "excuse me" after and its all cool
#29 to #20 - notstill (04/20/2013) [-]
Sure it's natural but so is taking a shit and masturbating but you wouldn't do that in front of your date would you?


It's frowned upon because it's impolite and doesn't smell too good either.




On a side note, I think I know why you don't have a girlfriend.
#39 - sweateagle (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Be careful, or you just might undergo spontaneous combustion.
#35 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Especialy after Taco Bell
#16 - therealjc (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
After?   
You mean when ever you god damn want to assert your dominance.
After?
You mean when ever you god damn want to assert your dominance.
User avatar #30 - JimiHendrix (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That even more glorious moment when you reach that bond with your girlfriend to where you can fart and have it not be awkward




i'm sure i'll experience it someday
#27 - lambslider (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Story time? Story time.
My ex used to express strongly thats girls only ever burped and weed.
One night she got extremely drunk and had to stay at mine.
Wake up in middle of the night. Grunting from bathroom.
Go to check, doors open.
Walk in and shes going for one almighty dump.
Notices me and immediately breaks down and starts screaming at the top of her lungs, "Only burp and wee!" over and over while continuing her thumper dumper.
#26 - cammyT (04/20/2013) [-]
what food makes you fart constantly?

for me its a munchie box
User avatar #15 - sirfisticuffs (04/20/2013) [-]
He's trying to communicate with other tribes.
#11 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know :(
#3 - ninjanipples (04/20/2013) [-]
its raining shit raining hallelujah
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