Release The Kracken. . That glorious moment after a date.,. when you can FINALLY release the fart you' been harboring.. That glorious moment after the Holocaust.... When you can finally release those Jews you've been harboring Release The Kracken That glorious moment after a date when you can FINALLY release the fart you' been harboring Holocaust When finally those Jews you've
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#6 - rainbowbear
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(04/20/2013) [-]
That glorious moment after the Holocaust....
When you can finally release those Jews you've been harboring
#13 - raidaltamimi
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(04/20/2013) [-]
MFW in class
















BTW, what is a 'date'?
#28 to #13 - artjunk
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Kinda like a prune.



No wonder he had such bad gas...







#7 - jaigurudevaom
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(04/20/2013) [-]
The first time I slept over at my ex boyfriends house was like this
Usually in the morning I have to fart, ngl
This time it was a super fart, easily a 9.5 on the fart scale
I had to hold it for so long it started to hurt

Pic unrelated
User avatar #21 to #7 - yourafaggotharry
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(04/20/2013) [-]
dont be silly, girls dont fart
User avatar #31 to #21 - ilovehitler
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Who said that person is a girl?
#25 to #21 - acontradiction
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(04/20/2013) [-]
It's a guy..which is why the fart was so bad..







cuz of the poop-shoot-poundin..

pic related..corny joke
#19 - rifee
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(04/20/2013) [-]
#24 to #19 - dirgeofasimo
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(04/20/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N's secret weapon
User avatar #5 - pokaythetokay
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(04/20/2013) [-]
hahaha, "date"
#8 to #5 - republicanwarlorda
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(04/20/2013) [-]
don't worry
You'll get one eventually


If you're fat or wimpy skinny and still in High School I would suggest joining the rugby team if you have one

It's generally easy to join because everyone is afraid to play
fun to play
helps you meet people
you'll gain strength
Alot of girls think it's attractive because it's pretty much American football without pads and the most brutal sport


If you're weak make sure to play as a back so you don't get injured
if your fat, don't even bother being anything but a prop or hooker

trust me
it's a great idea
User avatar #10 to #8 - Kairyuka
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(04/20/2013) [-]
That's one of the silliest things I've ever heard.
User avatar #2 - basstard
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(04/20/2013) [-]
And later that cloud rains.
User avatar #4 - floetrol
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(04/20/2013) [-]
i just did that



i love you
#1 - teranin
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Why wait?
Why wait?
#18 - ranted
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(04/20/2013) [-]
It's even more embarrassing when you're in class and you really want to release your fumes but instead, it backs up into your stomach and makes that disturbing growling noise that EVERYBODY can hear
User avatar #36 to #18 - lolerlaura
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I would take the growling sound over ripping ass while taking a test. I have done that before and I don't want to repeat it.
#23 - CactusFantastico
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I know right? These little ******* get me fired up every time I eat them
#34 to #23 - lolerlaura
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Raisins make me clear a room >.>