Going to the toilet at winter. pretty much how it feels.. I just kind of want to in that and watch my feces melt through it. Potty Time
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#9 - mistermuppet (04/20/2013) [-]
I just kind of want to **** in that and watch my feces melt through it.
User avatar #4 - ninjapuppies (04/20/2013) [-]
Imagine the ice cold water splashing up and hitting you right in the hole
User avatar #7 to #4 - Cookiez (04/20/2013) [-]
Imagine having to sit at it at all
#8 to #7 - duskmane (04/20/2013) [-]
Imagine, if you will, a Northern Canadian winter day.
It's early. The sun has yet to come out, and even if it were out, the thick clouds hanging in the sky would almost completely blot out it's light.
4 hours from civilization.
You're part of the construction crew for a oil well site.
The workday is only 16 hours long, but the hour long drive to and from the work camp means you haven't been getting much sleep for the last 14 days.
You glance down at the truck's instrument panel as you make the final turn onto the work lease.
-48 degrees celsius.
By labour law, you shouldn't even be here in this weather.
But this is oil and gas, labour laws don't apply here.
Maybe that's why there's only one portajohn on the worksite for 50 guys.
50 men, emptying their bowels into one portajohn each day for the last 14 days.
Needless to say, it's pretty full.
You've been smart though, planned your bowel movements to take place back at camp. But the food last night was a bit off. That's when you feel it.
The rumble.
You reluctantly resign to using the john, and crack open the door, your fingertips freezing upon contact with the plastic. Then you see it.
If the Eiffel tower and great pyramids were crossed, this is what it would look like.
A towering monument of **** , frozen and daunting, protrudes from the seat opening.
You slam the door shut and decide you can hold it.
The day drags on, you can sometimes distract yourself, but the occasional spike of pain through your gut tells you that resistance is futile, and pressure is building.
Finally you can't take it anymore, you sprint to the john, tearing your clothing down as quickly as possible. Coat, Bibs, Coveralls, Pants, Underwear.
It can't seem to come off fast enough, but you have a plan. You perch yourself above the fecal effigy of sauron's tower, and with a sigh, begin to release.
It start calm, but builds in intensity, panting a fresh layer that covers the entire tower.
The 50 man **** tower.
Part of the **** , Part of the crew.
#12 to #4 - thepyras (04/20/2013) [-]
"right in the hole" is not a phrase you hear very often.
"right in the hole" is not a phrase you hear very often.
#6 - vlf (04/20/2013) [-]
Challenge Accepted!
#11 - nelphrim (04/20/2013) [-]
And to think my butt wasn't cold enough sitting on a normal seat
#10 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Eventyr er fint
#5 - nooblorian (04/20/2013) [-]
Is that from the ice hotel?
User avatar #2 - farelith (04/20/2013) [-]
Could you just imagine if you somehow got your butt frozen to that?
User avatar #3 to #2 - naitsabesh ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
or your balls
#1 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Unless you live in Japan where there are heaters in the toilet... God i miss Japan
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