What a catch. . Luke Flippen As an airplane is about to crash, A femail passenger jumps up it) franticorb and announces, " I' m going to die, I want to die feel What a catch Luke Flippen As an airplane is about to crash A femail passenger jumps up it) franticorb and announces " I' m going die I want feel
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Luke Flippen
As an airplane is about to crash, A femail passenger jumps up
it) franticorb and announces, " I' m going to die, I want to die
feeling like a woman,"
She removes all her clothing and asks, “is there someone on this
plane who is man enough to make me Feel like a woman?"
A man stands on removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - huntergriff
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User avatar #83 to #1 - huntergriff
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wow....i was not expecting this to get that many thumbs...
#114 to #1 - haunterbrony
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#26 to #1 - mongoozeone
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#3 - solitaryweasel
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Haha, make a joke instead of having sex.
Take that, women.
#16 to #3 - zmbz **User deleted account**
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#21 - chevelleguy
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It doesn't say she was a hot female passenger.
User avatar #30 to #21 - WhiteReaper
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How bad could she be honestly.
#61 to #30 - hamstergeddon
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Very...
#98 to #61 - berkut
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Very bad.

User avatar #59 to #30 - zorororonoa
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How long have you been on the internet to not see that fat bitches are everywhere
User avatar #31 to #21 - kingrui
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you have a point
#13 - ironstrike
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**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #25105 at Shin Anime Social Board **

because sex<ironed shirt.
User avatar #17 to #13 - sirbutterballs
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Damn that's relevant!
#18 to #17 - ironstrike
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**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #539 at Why is it impossible to quit FJ? **

Sir, my rolls are always relevant.
#38 to #18 - doctorfoo
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**doctorfoo rolled a random image posted in comment #1597172 at Friendly **
Mine aren't
#19 to #18 - sirbutterballs
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Huh, that's once again pretty relevant!
#20 to #19 - flippytrixfordiner
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**flippytrixfordiner rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Bitchs huh ** mine aren't
#23 to #20 - ironstrike
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#33 to #23 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1721757 at Friendly **
#106 to #18 - iamjustheretoroll
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**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at please dont cry cute kitty ** and here I am to join in by posting another relevant roll
#39 to #18 - theghostrider
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**theghostrider rolled a random image posted in comment #33065 at Shin Anime Social Board **
User avatar #40 to #39 - theghostrider
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Yay, Hashirama.
#36 to #18 - bobthedilder
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**bobthedilder rolled a random image posted in comment #1532512 at Friendly **
**bobthedilder rolled a random image posted in comment #1532512 at Friendly **
#28 - natethehunter **User deleted account**
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#70 - ohemgeezus
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Dumb woman, keep your seatbelt even in the most dire moments.
User avatar #77 to #70 - dflash
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I don't know.... those girls do have some pretty epic staches....
User avatar #11 - AquariusCyclone
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He most likely already broke up with her before either of those, which prompted the womanhood joke.
#4 - HellsSponge
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You guys know these are in reverse chronological order? Either the joke had nothing to do with the breakup, or it's fake.
#5 to #4 - anon id: 87151c2a
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The joke is listed as 8 minutes ago, as opposed to the relationship status, which is 4 minutes ago.
#43 to #5 - anon id: 1ea95395
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I think he's right.. The comment boxes aren't aligned so it could just be cropped and put together from different times. Besides, on Facebook new posts are on the top.
User avatar #6 to #5 - wafflepancakes
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he's saying that on facebook newer stories are up higher so it's probably fake
User avatar #7 to #6 - payseht
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maybe... hear me out, though... call me stupid if I'm wrong but... what if... and I'm just putting this out there... what if the guy that made this, made it in such a way the joke isn't ruined and edited the punchline at the end?
#14 to #7 - anon id: 8a849aad
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I've always wondered what it matters if it's fake or not.
User avatar #15 to #14 - payseht
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If it's obviously fake, it's funny (like the Dog texting his master)
If it's true, it sparks legitimate emotion.
If it's uncertain if it's true, people will tend to go with true because it's funnier that way, and will get crushed and angry finding out if it's not.

My theory, at least...
#12 to #6 - anon id: 2f8c3ba2
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unless copypasta
#37 to #4 - animalsslamina
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Red-Thumb-a-palooza!
Red-Thumb-a-palooza!
#42 to #4 - HellsSponge
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Alright, I admit I'm wrong because I'm dumb. Go ahed with the thumbs.
Alright, I admit I'm wrong because I'm dumb. Go ahed with the thumbs.
User avatar #24 - mondominiman
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If she broke up with him because of 1 joke then she wasn't a true girlfriend but if she broke up with him because he proceeded to beat her after he posted the joke then i can see the problem.
#50 to #24 - anon id: 70a6e5ac
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or maybe this isn't an isolated case and the dude is just a dick and she's been getting real tired of his **** to begin with?
#47 - irockhard
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**irockhard rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Oh God, the Car ** my rolls are never relevant =/
#52 to #47 - thunderxcatsxhoooo
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**thunderxcatsxhoooo rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at sausage ** you too?
#108 to #47 - iamjustheretoroll
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**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at a sad truth ** you know.... someday you might get lucky