Oh my god, yes!. . Topless beercan - why haven' t we thought of this sooner?. To be quite honest... we were probably just too drunk. Stoners = Engineering Genii Drunkards = Patrick Star Oh my god yes! Topless beercan - why haven' t we thought of this sooner? To be quite honest were probably just too drunk Stoners = Engineering Genii Drunkards Patrick Star
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - snowshark
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(04/19/2013) [-]
To be quite honest... we were probably just too drunk.

Stoners = Engineering Genii

Drunkards = Patrick Star
User avatar #74 to #1 - gnillort
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(04/20/2013) [-]
thanks for giving props to stoners, man.

you're right, there's some crazy **** to smoke out of.
User avatar #106 to #1 - ieatbengay
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Geniuses*
User avatar #128 to #106 - snowshark
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Actually both are as valid as the other for various reasons. Genii is truer to the latin routes of the word whilst geniuses is the more anglo variation of the word. Either one seems to be as accepted as the other but I personally prefer Genii because firstly it tends to lead to me explaining the word and it's etymology which in turn leads to some surprisingly interesting conversations over the internet but also because I prefer to keep my words closer to their roots.

Whilst I try to avoid sounding like a Jane Austin (or even Shakespearian) character I do personally prefer to use the older words because they seem to have more character to them. They both look and feel more unique in comparison to their more modern counterparts. Hence I still spell demon as daemon (same pronunciation) and the same with encyclopaedia and I use gaol in stead of jail.

I just like the way the words look.

tl;dr? Both are valid and I'm a bit of a language-nut.
User avatar #61 to #1 - guymandude
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Drunk Engineer = convinced that he is Sandy Cheeks
User avatar #62 to #61 - guymandude
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I like to imagine that they would put a fishbowl on their head only to vomit into their own face.
User avatar #77 to #1 - mondominiman
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I've met some god damn retarded stoners that make kids with autism seem normal.
User avatar #129 to #77 - snowshark
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Nice... I kinda have autism... but yeah, I get where you're coming from.

A Savant is just two letters away from his Servant after all.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mondominiman
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I respect kids with autism because they can't help it they were born with that but kids that are retarded by smoking to much is there own fault.
User avatar #131 to #130 - snowshark
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Yeah, but Autism really is a neither-here-nor-there word. Strictly speaking everyone is autistic to some degree. The autistic spectrum contains just as many high-functioning (uncommonly strong-minded) people as low-functioning (uncommonly weak-minded) people.

Bill Gates is autistic as was Albert Einstein and a whole ******** of other really smart people. It's just a really broad subject that the single word 'autism' doesn't cover everything.

But then again, it's the internet and I know there's no harm in using words like ****** and faggot here because we're beyond the need to feel offended by words. Just figured a little light on the situation would brighten your day a tad too.
User avatar #10 - clickythepirate
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Drunk guys are too busy thinking about topless women to think of topless beer
#11 to #10 - broorb
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#73 - therollingstones
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Because drunk people will cut themselves to **** with the lid you ****
User avatar #83 - derangedberger
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(04/20/2013) [-]
A topless can, you say?
Don't you mean a cup?
#89 to #83 - douchebuttt
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User avatar #40 - holywarstpd
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It makes sense. no?

The two greatest things in the world are bitches and beer, and both are even better when topless.
User avatar #57 to #40 - secretdestroyers
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I do believe you just won the internet today.
#41 to #40 - aconfuseddonut
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Your profile pic
User avatar #42 to #41 - holywarstpd
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\m/(O.O)\m/
#43 to #42 - aconfuseddonut
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#58 - bandal
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Because people will try to stick their dick in
Because people will try to stick their dick in
User avatar #60 to #58 - kingoflulzfool
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**** not like it hasn't been tried before which i assume willingly
User avatar #97 - zorororonoa
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Because that is called a cup
#102 to #97 - tonoavail
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whoa!
#29 - slenderwolf
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Sly fox made a beer?
User avatar #38 to #29 - jasonthebomb
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I WAS EXPECTING THIS COMMENT.

Do you like Owl City too?
User avatar #44 to #38 - slenderwolf
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Owl City? Didn't they write that song fireflies?
User avatar #46 to #44 - jasonthebomb
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Yep, and thats just The Tip Of The Iceberg huehuehue
User avatar #47 to #46 - slenderwolf
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I feel like your making a reference to a song but I'm grasping at straws here. Hold on, OFF TO YOUTUBE!
User avatar #48 to #47 - slenderwolf
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The lyrics for the first minute or so are kinda....stupid, but the beat throughout is fast enough for my liking and the song as a whole is upbeat, I like it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - jasonthebomb
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Well, Adam Young (Owl City) has no swears in his songs, and they contain no sexual reference at all.
User avatar #50 to #49 - slenderwolf
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Yeah, i suppose that get's him some bonus points
#52 to #29 - Amobius
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Whats funnier is that its brewed in Pennsylvania, where he lived with his parents in America. The more you know.
#80 - doyoulikeapizza
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#53 - residentblackman
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Comment Picture
#54 to #53 - anon id: 05453e69
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Your name angers me.There can be only one true black man.
User avatar #56 to #54 - residentblackman
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You are the angry black man, I am the friendly, neighborhood black man that occasionally has a ***** moment.