Oh my god, yes!. . Topless beercan - why haven' t we thought of this sooner?. To be quite honest... we were probably just too drunk. Stoners = Engineering Genii Drunkards = Patrick Star


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#58 - bandal (04/20/2013) [-]
Because people will try to stick their dick in
Because people will try to stick their dick in
User avatar #60 to #58 - kingoflulzfool (04/20/2013) [-]
**** not like it hasn't been tried before which i assume willingly
User avatar #97 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
Because that is called a cup
User avatar #10 - clickythepirate (04/19/2013) [-]
Drunk guys are too busy thinking about topless women to think of topless beer
#80 - doyoulikeapizza (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - snowshark (04/19/2013) [-]
To be quite honest... we were probably just too drunk.

Stoners = Engineering Genii

Drunkards = Patrick Star
User avatar #74 to #1 - gnillort (04/20/2013) [-]
thanks for giving props to stoners, man.

you're right, there's some crazy **** to smoke out of.
User avatar #106 to #1 - ieatbengay (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #128 to #106 - snowshark (04/20/2013) [-]
Actually both are as valid as the other for various reasons. Genii is truer to the latin routes of the word whilst geniuses is the more anglo variation of the word. Either one seems to be as accepted as the other but I personally prefer Genii because firstly it tends to lead to me explaining the word and it's etymology which in turn leads to some surprisingly interesting conversations over the internet but also because I prefer to keep my words closer to their roots.

Whilst I try to avoid sounding like a Jane Austin (or even Shakespearian) character I do personally prefer to use the older words because they seem to have more character to them. They both look and feel more unique in comparison to their more modern counterparts. Hence I still spell demon as daemon (same pronunciation) and the same with encyclopaedia and I use gaol in stead of jail.

I just like the way the words look.

tl;dr? Both are valid and I'm a bit of a language-nut.
User avatar #61 to #1 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
Drunk Engineer = convinced that he is Sandy Cheeks
User avatar #62 to #61 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
I like to imagine that they would put a fishbowl on their head only to vomit into their own face.
User avatar #77 to #1 - mondominiman (04/20/2013) [-]
I've met some god damn retarded stoners that make kids with autism seem normal.
User avatar #129 to #77 - snowshark (04/20/2013) [-]
Nice... I kinda have autism... but yeah, I get where you're coming from.

A Savant is just two letters away from his Servant after all.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mondominiman (04/20/2013) [-]
I respect kids with autism because they can't help it they were born with that but kids that are retarded by smoking to much is there own fault.
User avatar #131 to #130 - snowshark (04/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, but Autism really is a neither-here-nor-there word. Strictly speaking everyone is autistic to some degree. The autistic spectrum contains just as many high-functioning (uncommonly strong-minded) people as low-functioning (uncommonly weak-minded) people.

Bill Gates is autistic as was Albert Einstein and a whole ******** of other really smart people. It's just a really broad subject that the single word 'autism' doesn't cover everything.

But then again, it's the internet and I know there's no harm in using words like ****** and faggot here because we're beyond the need to feel offended by words. Just figured a little light on the situation would brighten your day a tad too.
#109 - whatwhen (04/20/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at planned pokehood ** we have these over here and its 0.5l
User avatar #110 to #109 - lotengo (04/20/2013) [-]
that is an amazing roll my good sir
User avatar #83 - derangedberger ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
A topless can, you say?
Don't you mean a cup?
#73 - therollingstones (04/20/2013) [-]
Because drunk people will cut themselves to **** with the lid you ****
User avatar #40 - holywarstpd (04/20/2013) [-]
It makes sense. no?

The two greatest things in the world are bitches and beer, and both are even better when topless.
User avatar #57 to #40 - secretdestroyers (04/20/2013) [-]
I do believe you just won the internet today.
#41 to #40 - aconfuseddonut (04/20/2013) [-]
Your profile pic
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User avatar #18 - toxickooties (04/19/2013) [-]
Same reason why the pull tabs on cans were stopped in the early 80's. It was causing too much litter, people were cutting them selves, and some were accidentally dropping the tabs inside the cans and then later on swallowing or choking on them.

As cool as it would be, it is still kind of a health hazard...
User avatar #20 to #18 - gonzoen (04/19/2013) [-]
Let me guess, you're American, aren't you?
User avatar #24 to #20 - redrex (04/20/2013) [-]
what does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #27 to #24 - HarvietheDinkle (04/20/2013) [-]
hopefully he's referring to how America has a history of frivolous lawsuits.
User avatar #32 to #27 - heartlessrobot (04/20/2013) [-]
>People choking and cutting themselves on a design flaw
>Excess litter
Do you know what frivolous means?
User avatar #33 to #32 - HarvietheDinkle (04/20/2013) [-]
Littering is a person's own fault; not the fault of the companies. Also I don't know of anyone suing for their own litter.

As for the choking part: make sure it doesn't drop in. That's a fairly simple concept. I don't think companies should be responsible if you neglect to see such a large part of the can fall into the rest of the can.

As for cutting? You got me there, I guess. But they can make it safer in that respect, easily.
User avatar #34 to #33 - heartlessrobot (04/20/2013) [-]
If someone's inebriated, they probably wouldn't notice it fall in.
User avatar #35 to #34 - HarvietheDinkle (04/20/2013) [-]
Not the company's fault they got that drunk.

Also, judging by this picture, the top would have a small (if not zero) chance of falling in anyway, with this design.
User avatar #23 to #20 - toxickooties (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #23 - gonzoen (04/20/2013) [-]
Thought you might be. Here in Europe, we still have pull tabs on our cans. If someone accidentally cuts his finger on a can, he gets a band-aid instead of suing the company that made the can.
Also, It's not really a health risk if people just use common sense.

redrex - It has to do with the exact reason that HarvieTheDinkle said.

Also, red thumbs for asking a question? You never fail to disappoint me, FunnyJunkies.
#76 to #30 - bloodangel (04/20/2013) [-]
It was the way you said it. If you would have just asked, "Are you from America?" you probably would have been fine. Your comment makes it sound sarcastic and rude. :)
User avatar #4 - Alchemyst (04/19/2013) [-]
This was how beer cans worked when they were first invented. They were just like any other can, and had to be either opened with a can opener or pierced with that two-sided hook-thing to drink out of. Then they came up with the tab-opening idea.
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (04/19/2013) [-]
two sided hook thing?... a can opener?
User avatar #25 - iliekrice (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - tomowrath (04/20/2013) [-]
Because it would spill easier
#104 - raynagrimm (04/20/2013) [-]
this looks sexy and i dont even drink, dat topless can
User avatar #125 to #104 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Then how do you stay hydrated
#70 - mrwalkerfour (04/20/2013) [-]
because cans are awkward, hard to use, and inconvenient for the retarded...
#29 - slenderwolf (04/20/2013) [-]
Sly fox made a beer?
User avatar #38 to #29 - jasonthebomb (04/20/2013) [-]

Do you like Owl City too?
User avatar #44 to #38 - slenderwolf (04/20/2013) [-]
Owl City? Didn't they write that song fireflies?
User avatar #46 to #44 - jasonthebomb (04/20/2013) [-]
Yep, and thats just The Tip Of The Iceberg huehuehue
User avatar #47 to #46 - slenderwolf (04/20/2013) [-]
I feel like your making a reference to a song but I'm grasping at straws here. Hold on, OFF TO YOUTUBE!
User avatar #48 to #47 - slenderwolf (04/20/2013) [-]
The lyrics for the first minute or so are kinda....stupid, but the beat throughout is fast enough for my liking and the song as a whole is upbeat, I like it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - jasonthebomb (04/20/2013) [-]
Well, Adam Young (Owl City) has no swears in his songs, and they contain no sexual reference at all.
User avatar #50 to #49 - slenderwolf (04/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, i suppose that get's him some bonus points
#52 to #29 - Amobius (04/20/2013) [-]
Whats funnier is that its brewed in Pennsylvania, where he lived with his parents in America. The more you know.
User avatar #65 - pieiskawaii (04/20/2013) [-]
Beers make everything topless anyway.
#95 - codymathieu (04/20/2013) [-]
we did think of this sooner this existed in 2002.
we did think of this sooner this existed in 2002.
User avatar #79 - majortomcomics (04/20/2013) [-]
I always use can openers on cans...
#112 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Because now that can is two pieces of trash/recycling instead of just one.
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