Oh my god, yes!. . Topless beercan - why haven' t we thought of this sooner?. To be quite honest... we were probably just too drunk. Stoners = Engineering Genii Drunkards = Patrick Star
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Oh my god, yes!

Topless beercan - why haven' t we thought of this sooner?
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User avatar #1 - snowshark (04/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
To be quite honest... we were probably just too drunk.

Stoners = Engineering Genii

Drunkards = Patrick Star
User avatar #10 - clickythepirate (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Drunk guys are too busy thinking about topless women to think of topless beer
#73 - therollingstones (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Because drunk people will cut themselves to **** with the lid you ****
User avatar #83 - derangedberger ONLINE (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A topless can, you say?
Don't you mean a cup?
User avatar #40 - holywarstpd (04/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It makes sense. no?

The two greatest things in the world are bitches and beer, and both are even better when topless.
#58 - bandal (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because people will try to stick their dick in
Because people will try to stick their dick in
User avatar #97 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because that is called a cup
#29 - slenderwolf (04/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Sly fox made a beer?
#80 - doyoulikeapizza (04/20/2013) [-]
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#53 - residentblackman (04/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #56 to #54 - residentblackman (04/20/2013) [-]
You are the angry black man, I am the friendly, neighborhood black man that occasionally has a ***** moment.
#109 - whatwhen (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at planned pokehood ** we have these over here and its 0.5l
User avatar #18 - toxickooties (04/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Same reason why the pull tabs on cans were stopped in the early 80's. It was causing too much litter, people were cutting them selves, and some were accidentally dropping the tabs inside the cans and then later on swallowing or choking on them.

As cool as it would be, it is still kind of a health hazard...
User avatar #4 - Alchemyst (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This was how beer cans worked when they were first invented. They were just like any other can, and had to be either opened with a can opener or pierced with that two-sided hook-thing to drink out of. Then they came up with the tab-opening idea.
User avatar #25 - iliekrice (04/20/2013) [-]
........CUPS.....
User avatar #45 - tomowrath (04/20/2013) [-]
Because it would spill easier
#104 - raynagrimm (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this looks sexy and i dont even drink, dat topless can
#70 - mrwalkerfour (04/20/2013) [-]
because cans are awkward, hard to use, and inconvenient for the retarded...
User avatar #65 - pieiskawaii (04/20/2013) [-]
Beers make everything topless anyway.
User avatar #79 - majortomcomics (04/20/2013) [-]
I always use can openers on cans...
#9 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
#13 to #9 - jinkazama (04/19/2013) [-]
"I don't get invited to parties"
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