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My other one rule. Barney Stinson/Neil Patrick Harris is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY. Ted, what is my one rules. You canton how old a girl ;i__ s,_, by her elb

Barney Stinson/Neil Patrick Harris is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY

Ted, what is my one rules.
You canton how old a girl ;i__ s,_,
by her elbows’?
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My other one rule.
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My other one rule.
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base and then stay there?
My other one rule.
New is always better.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - riscake
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Could someone please explain the elbows thing?
#3 to #1 - anon id: d9873bc9
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(04/19/2013) [-]
A woman's elbow is the same color as her labia.
#2 to #1 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#6 to #2 - fcrocker
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(04/19/2013) [-]
It's far more accurate to sever the girls arm and count the rings like you would on a tree.
User avatar #78 to #6 - pheonixinstinct
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(04/20/2013) [-]
nb4;
instructions were not clear, got my dick stuck in ceiling fan
User avatar #88 to #78 - stardustdragonlord
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Instructions were unclear, I cut my own arm off instead; I am 4 years old apparently
#8 to #2 - velvetunderground
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User avatar #9 to #8 - jinjo
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(04/19/2013) [-]
you really should
#10 to #9 - velvetunderground
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#26 to #10 - bretonstealth
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Rood
Rood
Rood
It is rude, mate
#27 to #26 - velvetunderground
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User avatar #95 to #27 - thempc
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for some reason, the guy in the chuck e cheese costume scared the **** out of me when i was little
#28 to #27 - bretonstealth
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#29 to #28 - velvetunderground
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User avatar #11 to #2 - chaossniper
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(04/19/2013) [-]
i just want to congratulate you on this comment, carry on
User avatar #4 to #1 - xLewYx
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(04/19/2013) [-]
You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows
#12 to #4 - lolzordz
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User avatar #65 to #4 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx
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(04/20/2013) [-]
you cut it apart and count the rings.
#73 to #4 - anon id: b6512d9c
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i read your comment, took off my glasses to wipe a tear, then went to youtube and listened to "moment of clarity" by Jay Z.
User avatar #57 - owmyanus
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(04/20/2013) [-]
That's a lot of one rules
User avatar #61 to #57 - godtherapist
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That's because new is always better.
User avatar #112 to #61 - herpderpstrom
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"New is always better" is his oldest rule and is therefore the best one!
#16 - qubot
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great post
#48 to #16 - anon id: f1a82d32
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god i wish there were achievements on funnyjunk
User avatar #94 to #48 - thempc
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yeah... that would be ****** cool
#5 - payseht
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(04/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#81 - darthblam
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(04/20/2013) [-]
"laughload.com"
Where the **** are all of these **** sites coming from? And why does every piece of **** one seem to put their watermark on every bit of content that passes through?
User avatar #98 to #81 - deathcampforjewtie
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I think Funnyjunk users should deliberately put a fake Funnyjunk watermark over the punchline of every picture on here and repost them all on Facebook or something, just to cause mass **********.
User avatar #55 - TheBarneyStinson
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Really, Ted, how hard is it to just get it right the first time?
User avatar #19 - jippoman
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(04/20/2013) [-]
the flaxseed one is so true. whenever I'm constipated (rarely), one spoon of flax seed and 4 mins later i can power wash my porcelain throne.
#87 - doyoulikeapizza
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**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #148 at Wasabi **
User avatar #86 - TedMosby
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(04/20/2013) [-]
******* Barney.
#68 - theroflcer
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Ted: You can't keep saying you have one rule if there always different rules.

Barney: Ah ubt 'New is always better' is my oldest rule which makes it the best!
User avatar #93 to #68 - faithrider
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(04/20/2013) [-]
there is always one exclusion, the same exclusion for every rule,"unless she's hot"
User avatar #69 to #68 - theroflcer
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(04/20/2013) [-]
but*
User avatar #70 to #68 - thejoemotes
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(04/20/2013) [-]
ubt
ubt
ubt
ubt
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