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My other one rule

My other one rule. Barney Stinson/Neil Patrick Harris is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY. Ted, what is my one rules. You canton how old a girl ;i__ s,_, by her elb

Barney Stinson/Neil Patrick Harris is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY

Ted, what is my one rules.
You canton how old a girl ;i__ s,_,
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New is always better.
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User avatar #19 - jippoman (04/20/2013) [-]
the flaxseed one is so true. whenever I'm constipated (rarely), one spoon of flax seed and 4 mins later i can power wash my porcelain throne.
#81 - darthblam (04/20/2013) [-]
"laughload.com"
Where the **** are all of these **** sites coming from? And why does every piece of **** one seem to put their watermark on every bit of content that passes through?
User avatar #98 to #81 - deathcampforjewtie (04/20/2013) [-]
I think Funnyjunk users should deliberately put a fake Funnyjunk watermark over the punchline of every picture on here and repost them all on Facebook or something, just to cause mass ********** .
User avatar #1 - riscake (04/19/2013) [-]
Could someone please explain the elbows thing?
#3 to #1 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
A woman's elbow is the same color as her labia.
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#6 to #2 - fcrocker (04/19/2013) [-]
It's far more accurate to sever the girls arm and count the rings like you would on a tree.
User avatar #78 to #6 - pheonixinstinct (04/20/2013) [-]
nb4;
instructions were not clear, got my dick stuck in ceiling fan
User avatar #88 to #78 - stardustdragonlord (04/20/2013) [-]
Instructions were unclear, I cut my own arm off instead; I am 4 years old apparently
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User avatar #9 to #8 - jinjo (04/19/2013) [-]
you really should
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#26 to #10 - bretonstealth (04/20/2013) [-]
Rood
Rood
Rood
It is rude, mate
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User avatar #95 to #27 - thempc (04/20/2013) [-]
for some reason, the guy in the chuck e cheese costume scared the **** out of me when i was little
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User avatar #11 to #2 - chaossniper (04/19/2013) [-]
i just want to congratulate you on this comment, carry on
User avatar #4 to #1 - xLewYx (04/19/2013) [-]
You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows
#12 to #4 - lolzordz ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 to #4 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx (04/20/2013) [-]
you cut it apart and count the rings.
#73 to #4 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
i read your comment, took off my glasses to wipe a tear, then went to youtube and listened to "moment of clarity" by Jay Z.
#16 - qubot (04/20/2013) [-]
great post
#48 to #16 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
god i wish there were achievements on funnyjunk
User avatar #94 to #48 - thempc (04/20/2013) [-]
yeah... that would be ****** cool
#5 - payseht ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 - TheBarneyStinson (04/20/2013) [-]
Really, Ted, how hard is it to just get it right the first time?
#68 - theroflcer (04/20/2013) [-]
Ted: You can't keep saying you have one rule if there always different rules.

Barney: Ah ubt 'New is always better' is my oldest rule which makes it the best!
User avatar #93 to #68 - faithrider (04/20/2013) [-]
there is always one exclusion, the same exclusion for every rule,"unless she's hot"
User avatar #70 to #68 - thejoemotes (04/20/2013) [-]
ubt
ubt
ubt
ubt
User avatar #69 to #68 - theroflcer (04/20/2013) [-]
but*
#87 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 - TedMosby (04/20/2013) [-]
******* Barney.
#90 - poochy (04/20/2013) [-]
mfw i'm lebanese
mfw i'm lebanese
User avatar #100 to #90 - xtrem (04/20/2013) [-]
ndamm lal fari2

btw what the heck is 3rd base ?
User avatar #103 to #100 - poochy (04/20/2013) [-]
i think howwe mas el 2er
User avatar #106 to #103 - xtrem (04/20/2013) [-]
then i don't wanna know what the 4th base is D:
User avatar #108 to #106 - poochy (04/20/2013) [-]
it's full on ******* :P
#110 to #108 - xtrem (04/20/2013) [-]
must be something legendary
must be something legendary
#24 - bdowns (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 - owmyanus (04/20/2013) [-]
That's a lot of one rules
User avatar #61 to #57 - godtherapist (04/20/2013) [-]
That's because new is always better.
User avatar #112 to #61 - herpderpstrom (04/20/2013) [-]
"New is always better" is his oldest rule and is therefore the best one!
User avatar #30 - shazmothree (04/20/2013) [-]
stevejobswithanevilgrin.jpg
#92 - faithrider (04/20/2013) [-]
UNLESS SHE'S HOT!
UNLESS SHE'S HOT!
#7 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
I've never understood the legen wait for it thing. I can't imagine why anyone would think that is cool or funny or whatever reason fans always say it.
User avatar #15 to #7 - drtrousersnake (04/20/2013) [-]
sorry that you are getting so many red, wait for it...
User avatar #14 to #7 - manofparody (04/20/2013) [-]
Because it's LEGEN... Wait for it... DARY!!
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"cause dayummm"
#72 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
like Lisa said I am shocked that a mother able to make $6584 in 1 month on the internet. go to this site home tab for more detail >>>> BIG76.ℂOM
User avatar #82 to #72 - sorenlolz (04/20/2013) [-]
Why do angry black men always try to get me to go to their websites.
#96 to #72 - Rvalldrgg (04/20/2013) [-]
ONLY 6.5k a month? I can make that amount at Walmart in a year!
#64 - christanych (04/20/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #1531277 at Friendly ** that's not true
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