Owls.. . today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any
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Owls.

today a guy in my class just told us
that hes gay and wanted everyone to
know because thats who he is. my
teacher nodded and told us that if
we had any other personal news to
share, we should it now, and this
really quiet kid stood up, announced
he was sexually attracted to owls,
and than sat down.
we arent allowed to share personal
things in class anymore.
...
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#40 - fantomen (04/19/2013) [-]
I have no idea why I saved this...
User avatar #171 to #40 - darthlegolas (04/20/2013) [-]
who cares?! its one of the most relevant things to a post that doesn't make any sense!
User avatar #53 to #40 - paintplayer (04/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for circling it. If you hadn't I might have thought you were referencing the bit in the top right about "only when you join online" and it didn't make much sense to me that way.
User avatar #54 to #53 - fantomen (04/19/2013) [-]
I didn't circle it ******* . Quit bitching.
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintplayer (04/19/2013) [-]
Sorry I must've imagined the circle.
User avatar #59 to #55 - windmagevaati (04/19/2013) [-]
Someone else circled it
#115 to #55 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
its an oval faggot.
#114 to #40 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Is it bad I was disappointed when the link didn't work
User avatar #131 to #114 - fantomen (04/20/2013) [-]
You should buy the domain name and make some magic.
User avatar #116 to #114 - miscarriage (04/20/2013) [-]
yes
#3 - heafi (04/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 to #3 - derkarus ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I didn't think owls had butts/buttholes.
#10 to #8 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
For future references, everything has a butthole.
User avatar #13 to #10 - derkarus ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Googled, they do indeed, I was confused because of the whole pellets business.
#14 to #13 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
I think that's just for tough things they couldn't digest.
User avatar #207 to #10 - equestriaman (04/20/2013) [-]
koalas don't, they have a cloaca and that's where both urine and feces come out
#229 to #3 - rytul (04/20/2013) [-]
you sure thats a finger?
#1 - miketheemo (04/19/2013) [-]
ha, i enjoyed this immensely.
ha, i enjoyed this immensely.
+8
#15 to #1 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 to #1 - Bravechampion (04/19/2013) [-]
Why does she try to take a bite when every time he is in the middle of a bite?! Can she not wait her turn?
+1
#60 to #58 - emergence **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#67 to #60 - deadpoolisgod (04/20/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be Ace Ventura.
+1
#68 to #67 - emergence **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63 to #60 - ajperry (04/19/2013) [-]
It's meant to be Jim Carrey.
+1
#65 to #63 - emergence **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - CanadianNuts (04/19/2013) [-]
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#233 to #52 - CatfishCrothers (04/20/2013) [-]
Those things scared the **** outta me when I was a kid.


They still kinda do.
#61 to #52 - triggathepirate (04/19/2013) [-]
That has to be the most frightening **** i've seen all day...
#77 to #61 - arstya (04/20/2013) [-]
CAN YOU 			****		 ME?
CAN YOU **** ME?
#80 to #77 - triggathepirate (04/20/2013) [-]
None of you people seem to understand. These are reaction images.   
That is a flesh and blood nightmare.   
These cannot escape the innernets. But that thing could and would eventually find it's way into my life...
None of you people seem to understand. These are reaction images.
That is a flesh and blood nightmare.
These cannot escape the innernets. But that thing could and would eventually find it's way into my life...
#85 to #80 - arstya (04/20/2013) [-]
So you're afraid of owls?
So you're afraid of owls?
#86 to #85 - triggathepirate (04/20/2013) [-]
Only ones from hell.   
Nice try pal, only a moron would reveal his weakness on a cesspool such as this, the ensuing events are more than predictable. I remember the last time I did reveal a phobia of mine they flooded my profile with credit card account numbers.
Only ones from hell.
Nice try pal, only a moron would reveal his weakness on a cesspool such as this, the ensuing events are more than predictable. I remember the last time I did reveal a phobia of mine they flooded my profile with credit card account numbers.
#119 to #86 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh jew
User avatar #87 to #86 - arstya (04/20/2013) [-]
Clever.
#158 to #77 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Easily the scariest ******* youtube video I have ever seen.
#235 to #158 - arstya (04/20/2013) [-]
There is so much more for you to see~
There is so much more for you to see~
User avatar #110 to #82 - waterbottlemanboy (04/20/2013) [-]
What an amazing film.
#108 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/20/2013) [-]
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#2 - wiess (04/19/2013) [-]
#177 - mikaelkid ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
**mikaelkid rolls 7**


Is DJ 4DM1N attracted to owls sexually?

Yeah, I knew it
#178 to #177 - mikaelkid ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]






f u c k
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#184 to #177 - thunderxcatsxhoooo has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #185 to #177 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (04/20/2013) [-]
**thunderxcatsxhoooo rolls 2**

Am I sexually attracted to owls?
User avatar #189 to #186 - mikaelkid ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Ha, I looked on your profile! You rolled one first!
User avatar #194 to #189 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (04/20/2013) [-]
No I messed up the number roll and it didn't roll a number. The one you saw that I had "rolled" was just a plain one. For some reason the roll didn't register or it glitched and it didn't roll anything, it just showed the text. But good attempt on trying to make me look like a bitch. If I did roll a one I would have stuck by the fate of the funyjunk gods and accepted my fate. Then I would have fapped to my owl porn collection....which I ummm totally don't have.....riiiiiiiiiight.
User avatar #204 to #177 - tuckthisphit (04/20/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolls 5**
#202 to #177 - portugaltheman (04/20/2013) [-]
**portugaltheman rolls 9**

Is OP a fag?
User avatar #214 to #202 - darkjustifier (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't see a deleted account.
#221 to #202 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
you knew the job was dangerous when you took it. ***** , if you're scared go to church.
User avatar #211 to #177 - awildniglet (04/20/2013) [-]
**awildniglet rolls 2** Will I get drunker before going to sleep tonight?
User avatar #212 to #211 - awildniglet (04/20/2013) [-]
**** you Magic Conch
User avatar #198 to #177 - hamstergeddon (04/20/2013) [-]
**hamstergeddon rolls 8**

Will I ever be rich?
#199 to #198 - hamstergeddon (04/20/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
User avatar #209 to #177 - oregmes (04/20/2013) [-]
**oregmes rolls 2** will i sleep tonight?
#210 to #209 - oregmes (04/20/2013) [-]
...
...
User avatar #223 to #177 - mion ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
**mion rolls 7** Will my crush fall in love with me, even though that'd mean he's gay?
User avatar #224 to #223 - mion ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
**mion rolls 1** I know, that's what I said.

So, is there a chance my crush will fall in love with me?
User avatar #225 to #224 - mion ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
**mion rolls 6**
How do I approach him? Write him a sms?
User avatar #226 to #225 - mion ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
**mion rolls 8**

Is making him drunk a better solution?
#228 to #226 - mion ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #216 to #177 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
**zorororonoa rolls 90** Am I the chosen one?
#222 to #216 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
this suggests you delete your account AND kill yourself. since when is the magic conch an anon not unlike this angry black man?
User avatar #217 to #216 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
**zorororonoa rolls 4** accidentally rolled 2
User avatar #218 to #217 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
**zorororonoa rolls 3** Am I the chosen one?
User avatar #219 to #218 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
****** indecisive bitch
#127 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
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#45 - mrgoodlove (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #45 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
I always imagine the owls saying really stupid attitude phrases in really high pitched voices every time I see this gif.

"du **** you lookin at"
"u in the wrong *********** neighborhood"
"this bitch lookin at me crazy. got beef ***** ?"
"u wot m8"
#41 - harbingerwolf (04/19/2013) [-]
Wut
Wut
#124 - zombehhh (04/20/2013) [-]
they're majestic creatures
they're majestic creatures
#113 - oborawatabinost (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #188 to #113 - vorack **User deleted account** (04/20/2013) [-]
um.... who is this?

...because i luled a bit...
#192 to #190 - vorack **User deleted account** (04/20/2013) [-]
THANK YOU!!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
User avatar #126 to #113 - elmarcocfc (04/20/2013) [-]
Holy **** , your username!
You're the greatest football legend ever!
User avatar #195 to #176 - mikaelkid ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Thank you oborawatabinost
User avatar #191 to #176 - oborawatabinost (04/20/2013) [-]
I cannot reply to you mikaelkid but it's this guy

www.youtube.com/user/penguinz0
User avatar #181 to #176 - mikaelkid ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Who is the commentator?
#180 to #176 - filipnocd (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #136 - elmarcocfc (04/20/2013) [-]
"You box of piss!"
I cry everytime.
#138 to #137 - oborawatabinost (04/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Funniest guy on YouTube.
User avatar #142 to #138 - elmarcocfc (04/20/2013) [-]
Damn right.
#174 - nightmarecorpse (04/20/2013) [-]
well? Have you?
#182 to #174 - devestion (04/20/2013) [-]
Chat with horny owls now......what
Chat with horny owls now......what
User avatar #187 to #182 - greenwithenvy (04/20/2013) [-]
just like cats, an owl can have good enough alchemy skill to make a potion of keyboameowmeowmeow meowmeow
User avatar #183 to #174 - iliekcereal ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
chat with hoo?
User avatar #201 to #183 - shadeking (04/20/2013) [-]
Get out.
User avatar #213 to #201 - iliekcereal ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
I thought you'd like my pun. I guess not. Owl keep that in mind for next time.
#139 - funnyjunkianonetwo (04/20/2013) [-]
Well I mean look at this sexy bastard, who wouldn't want to get with him?
User avatar #128 - patyoung (04/20/2013) [-]
So does that mean the scenes with the owl in hairy potter are like porn scenes for him?
User avatar #130 to #128 - laspussy (04/20/2013) [-]
Then the last one would be like a snuff film to him...
User avatar #129 to #128 - yourdadsdad (04/20/2013) [-]
I would think it's like Emma Wattson in the movies for everyone else.
#125 - granadablashlack (04/20/2013) [-]
what about this owl?
#29 - gibroner ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
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