When my brother is in the shower. What do you do in the shower, FJ? I don't know what to put here. When my brother' s in the shower... waiting far brother to ge When my brother is in the shower What do you FJ? I don't know what to put here brother' s waiting far ge
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When my brother is in the shower. What do you do in the shower, FJ? I don't know what to put here. When my brother' s in the shower... waiting far brother to ge

What do you do in the shower, FJ?
I don't ******* know what to put here

When my brother' s in the shower...
waiting far brother to get out of the shower-
hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT' S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother. WHEN PM IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother. AND MY SOUL
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#2 - mrvoodoo
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(04/19/2013) [-]
I'm a fan of your brother.
User avatar #1 - potatot
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Three things, not two things.
User avatar #58 to #1 - dayasalion
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(04/20/2013) [-]
what you did there, has never been more seen than now.
User avatar #5 to #1 - payseht
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(04/19/2013) [-]
A man sits next to another man on the bus. He happily says "Do you know that if we put our testicles together, there would be five of them?" to which the other guy responded "What?! You only have one?!"

I got your joke. Sorry about the red thumbs.
User avatar #7 to #5 - Thundergod
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Must be a Krogan in disguise.
#26 to #7 - whyunofeellucky
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 to #7 - thedarkestrogue
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(04/20/2013) [-]
they have four balls.
#28 to #11 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(04/20/2013) [-]
....Yeah......That's the joke......
User avatar #79 to #28 - thedarkestrogue
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(04/20/2013) [-]
i must have been ******* out of it. For some reason i thought the math didn't add up.
#8 - chaosnazo
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Manly as ****
#13 - doddythechef
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(04/20/2013) [-]
now thats a man
now thats a man
#56 to #13 - guymandude
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(04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - stifflerxchong
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(04/20/2013) [-]
i shove things above my ass
#32 to #25 - Spikeydeath
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(04/20/2013) [-]
above it? Like in your coxix
User avatar #29 to #25 - dildoes
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Go on...
#12 - ironstrike
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(04/20/2013) [-]
He phrased it in a manly way...

but singing in the shower is still gay as ****, especially if another man could hear you.

How to take a shower like a man.

Take Shower

Wash body\hair

fap to that girl you can't ****.

get out of shower.

User avatar #21 to #12 - covered
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(04/20/2013) [-]
You gay.
User avatar #33 to #12 - dildoes
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(04/20/2013) [-]
>like a man
>girl you can't ****

You clearly have no emotion or soul. It doesn't make you manly; it makes you ginger.
#27 to #12 - anon id: f0e152d3
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(04/20/2013) [-]
We would always have singalones in the shower after practice.

Ah what a gay time that was
User avatar #55 to #12 - EdwardNigma
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(04/20/2013) [-]
It'd be more manly to go out and get the girl.
Being confident in yourself and sexuality and not thinking it's gay to sing in the shower because thats retarded, is also manly.
User avatar #15 to #12 - violentpixi
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(04/20/2013) [-]
maybe if you were comfortable enough with your sexuality to sing in the shower you'd not have to fap. girls like sensitive guys in touch with their ovaries and ****.
#22 to #15 - bladebites
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(04/20/2013) [-]
"sensitive guys in touch with their ovaries"
"sensitive guys in touch with their ovaries"
User avatar #61 to #15 - Crusader
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(04/20/2013) [-]
That reminds me of a joke.

What's the same between a chef and a gynecologist.
You can smell, but not eat
#53 to #15 - anon id: 9117d0f3
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(04/20/2013) [-]
If I could also harbor a guess, they also like guys not completely devoid of intelligence and reasoning in every possible way. Mr. Strike is quite likely at the lower end of the gene pool.
#24 to #15 - ironstrike
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry, the only ovaries I'm in touch with are womens.

User avatar #69 to #24 - ohemgeezus
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(04/20/2013) [-]
>fap to the girl you cant ****
>only ovaries im in touch with are womens

spoken like a true virgin.
User avatar #30 to #24 - condormcninja
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(04/20/2013) [-]
As opposed to the other ovaries that aren't women's.
User avatar #81 to #24 - violentpixi
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(04/20/2013) [-]
You don't know how **** works do you?
#39 to #24 - hardongo
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(04/20/2013) [-]
then you are doomed to a life long fapping session with a chance of turning penis lover since you wont get any poonani...    and if you turn out penis lover ill be more than happy to drop the soap for you to pick it up... no homo
then you are doomed to a life long fapping session with a chance of turning penis lover since you wont get any poonani... and if you turn out penis lover ill be more than happy to drop the soap for you to pick it up... no homo
#42 to #39 - rykerflamez
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(04/20/2013) [-]
the was the most incredibly gay thing i have ever seen on here.... you fap to that pic don't you?
#44 to #42 - hardongo
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(04/20/2013) [-]
the pic you just used should be replaced with this one
#37 to #24 - DJFatcat
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I'll sing It's Raining Men in the shower if i want. At the end of the day, a true man is still a man.
I'll sing It's Raining Men in the shower if i want. At the end of the day, a true man is still a man.
#10 - heyimawesome
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I want to meet this wonderful man.
User avatar #18 - smokekusheveryday
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Flush the toilet...... His scream will be music to your ear (used to have a give of predator flushing toilet on a alien while aliens was bathing in shower but windows is ruined)
User avatar #19 to #18 - smokekusheveryday
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(04/20/2013) [-]
gif sorry for **** up haven't slept in awhile
#35 to #18 - othagovna
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User avatar #82 to #35 - smokekusheveryday
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(04/20/2013) [-]
thanks
#38 - jetech
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(04/20/2013) [-]
mfw by that logic he only has one ball
#46 to #38 - winsauceiswin
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(04/20/2013) [-]
i get what you're saying. lol

TWO things can be free.

TWO testicles and ONE soul = THREE things

i get it and i feel you're pain for being misunderstood.

User avatar #67 to #46 - ohemgeezus
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(04/20/2013) [-]
ok, i'm going to break this down so that a pebble can understand.

Every person has 1, count them, 1 soul.
No being can have multiple souls except for beloved flying spaghetti monster.
since he has 1 soul, and he said 2 things can be free.
soul-1
balls-1 (therefore he has 1 ball)
=2
2 THINGS CAN BE FREE=1 SOUL+1 BALL
HE HAS 1 TESTICLE.
User avatar #72 to #67 - winsauceiswin
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(04/20/2013) [-]
i was pointing out his logic to everyone. my comment #46 was literally a defence of his comment (which at the time had -2 thumbs like i said before).

i even explicitly say in my comment "i get what you're saying" because again HE WAS BEING THUMBED DOWN. everything below "i get what you're saying" was to point out to funnyjunk jetech's logic because no one understood what he meant.
User avatar #70 to #67 - winsauceiswin
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(04/20/2013) [-]
******* idiot. i'm sympathizing with jetech.

maybe you read my comment wrong or something?

every normal male has TWO count them TWO balls and 1 count them 1 soul

2 + 1 = 3

jetech's joke was "mfw that logic he has 1 ball" i was DEFENDING HIM he had -2 thumbs down when i made that comment. read my comment before just looking at how many thumbs down i have before commenting.

it was also in responce to oregmes who thought that jetech thought that OP had 1 ball because he spelled it "ball" in the post as in "my ball and my soul" hence his comment where he points out OP wrote balls.
User avatar #71 to #70 - ohemgeezus
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Try reading my former comment, bud. You clearly don't understand the joke that jetech is putting out there.
User avatar #73 to #71 - winsauceiswin
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(04/20/2013) [-]
jesus christ, i get the joke.


TWO things can be free "his balls and his soul"

joke: two balls and 1 soul = 3 things HAHAHAH that's funny because OP said only two things can be free. that must mean he has one testicle because obviously he has to have a soul.
User avatar #40 to #38 - oregmes
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(04/20/2013) [-]
balls
balls
BALLS
User avatar #47 to #40 - winsauceiswin
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(04/20/2013) [-]
two balls and one soul = 3 things

only two are free, therefore it is either his soul and 1 ball or both balls and no soul
#48 to #47 - oregmes
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(04/20/2013) [-]
i feel stupid... but you're getting to technicle
i feel stupid... but you're getting to technicle
User avatar #49 to #48 - winsauceiswin
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(04/20/2013) [-]
i'm simply explaining jetech's logic lol it's not MY joke or MY logic but i noticed there was som misunderstanding as to where he was coming from.
#54 to #38 - biguglyface **User deleted account**
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User avatar #62 to #38 - tuckthisphit
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(04/20/2013) [-]
maybe he's a ginger lel
User avatar #52 to #38 - nurucio
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Actually, two things were stated. Balls was one, soul was the other. While plural, it's still considered a single thing because there isn't a number in front of it, so for all we know he could have had 3 balls. But instead of saying "MY THREE BALLS" or, to be more realistic, "MY TWO BALLS", he said "MY BALLS" because the number is implied and didn't need to be stated, making them a single thing.
User avatar #60 to #38 - Crusader
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I consider my balls to be a single entity, like a pair of pants.
But I consider each nut to be an individual, like a spouse.
User avatar #16 - jippoman
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(04/20/2013) [-]
shower time:
Singing every once in a while

Hum classic rock like Led Zeppelin

Take a piss if I haven't before I got in

FAP with conditioner and imagine so and so's spread legs and what not

shampoo

wash

wait till boner dies down and turn up heat

Hope that nobody is disturbed by this comment.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HarvietheDinkle
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(04/20/2013) [-]
that's not disturbing at all.
User avatar #20 to #16 - dannybot
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Actually that pretty much what I do...Weird..
User avatar #23 to #16 - craaabs
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I usually walk into the shower pissed as hell (because it's how I chill out, ironically. you'll see why) get in, gradually turn up the heat to near-scalding temperatures while I fap, walk out of the shower smiling like a crasy ************. They will learn to fear me
User avatar #41 to #16 - zonryu
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(04/20/2013) [-]
there are people who dont do that???
User avatar #45 to #41 - kidsquicker
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I don't jerk him off when I shower... Usually.
User avatar #68 to #16 - ohemgeezus
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Why not fap and then piss so that the remaining cum/sperm/lube is pissed out?
That's what I do.
User avatar #80 to #68 - jippoman
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(04/20/2013) [-]
because pissing after fapping takes effort