When my brother is in the shower. What do you do in the shower, FJ? I don't know what to put here. When my brother' s in the shower... waiting far brother to ge
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When my brother is in the shower

When my brother is in the shower. What do you do in the shower, FJ? I don't know what to put here. When my brother' s in the shower... waiting far brother to ge

What do you do in the shower, FJ?
I don't ******* know what to put here

When my brother' s in the shower...
waiting far brother to get out of the shower-
hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
brother: WOMAN
brother: MY BALLS
brother. AND MY SOUL
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#2 - mrvoodoo (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm a fan of your brother.
#13 - doddythechef (04/20/2013) [-]
now thats a man
now thats a man
#8 - chaosnazo (04/19/2013) [-]
Manly as ****
#10 - heyimawesome (04/20/2013) [-]
I want to meet this wonderful man.
User avatar #1 - potatot ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Three things, not two things.
User avatar #58 to #1 - dayasalion (04/20/2013) [-]
what you did there, has never been more seen than now.
User avatar #5 to #1 - payseht (04/19/2013) [-]
A man sits next to another man on the bus. He happily says "Do you know that if we put our testicles together, there would be five of them?" to which the other guy responded "What?! You only have one?!"

I got your joke. Sorry about the red thumbs.
User avatar #7 to #5 - Thundergod (04/19/2013) [-]
Must be a Krogan in disguise.
User avatar #11 to #7 - thedarkestrogue (04/20/2013) [-]
they have four balls.
#28 to #11 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/20/2013) [-]
....Yeah......That's the joke......
User avatar #79 to #28 - thedarkestrogue (04/20/2013) [-]
i must have been ******* out of it. For some reason i thought the math didn't add up.
#6 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
The different color scheme on each line confused me.
#36 - thecomkiller (04/20/2013) [-]
I contemplate the mysteries of the universe...
User avatar #43 to #36 - darudelink (04/20/2013) [-]
that is a sick ******* pic
User avatar #16 - jippoman (04/20/2013) [-]
shower time:
Singing every once in a while

Hum classic rock like Led Zeppelin

Take a piss if I haven't before I got in

FAP with conditioner and imagine so and so's spread legs and what not



wait till boner dies down and turn up heat

Hope that nobody is disturbed by this comment.
#68 to #16 - ohemgeezus (04/20/2013) [-]
Why not fap and then piss so that the remaining cum/sperm/lube is pissed out?
That's what I do.
User avatar #80 to #68 - jippoman (04/20/2013) [-]
because pissing after fapping takes effort
User avatar #17 to #16 - HarvietheDinkle (04/20/2013) [-]
that's not disturbing at all.
User avatar #20 to #16 - dannybot (04/20/2013) [-]
Actually that pretty much what I do...Weird..
User avatar #41 to #16 - zonryu (04/20/2013) [-]
there are people who dont do that???
User avatar #45 to #41 - kidsquicker (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't jerk him off when I shower... Usually.
User avatar #23 to #16 - craaabs (04/20/2013) [-]
I usually walk into the shower pissed as hell (because it's how I chill out, ironically. you'll see why) get in, gradually turn up the heat to near-scalding temperatures while I fap, walk out of the shower smiling like a crasy ************ . They will learn to fear me
#64 - rollcore (04/20/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #743 at Boston Marathon **
#51 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
I like to plan out my dialogue with people I will inevitably run into throughout the day. Only problem is they never follow the damn script!
#38 - jetech (04/20/2013) [-]
mfw by that logic he only has one ball
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#46 to #38 - winsauceiswin (04/20/2013) [-]
i get what you're saying. lol

TWO things can be free.

TWO testicles and ONE soul = THREE things

i get it and i feel you're pain for being misunderstood.

#67 to #46 - ohemgeezus (04/20/2013) [-]
ok, i'm going to break this down so that a pebble can understand.

Every person has 1, count them, 1 soul.
No being can have multiple souls except for beloved flying spaghetti monster.
since he has 1 soul, and he said 2 things can be free.
balls-1 (therefore he has 1 ball)
User avatar #72 to #67 - winsauceiswin (04/20/2013) [-]
i was pointing out his logic to everyone. my comment #46 was literally a defence of his comment (which at the time had -2 thumbs like i said before).

i even explicitly say in my comment "i get what you're saying" because again HE WAS BEING THUMBED DOWN. everything below "i get what you're saying" was to point out to funnyjunk jetech's logic because no one understood what he meant.
User avatar #70 to #67 - winsauceiswin (04/20/2013) [-]
******* idiot. i'm sympathizing with jetech.

maybe you read my comment wrong or something?

every normal male has TWO count them TWO balls and 1 count them 1 soul

2 + 1 = 3

jetech's joke was "mfw that logic he has 1 ball" i was DEFENDING HIM he had -2 thumbs down when i made that comment. read my comment before just looking at how many thumbs down i have before commenting.

it was also in responce to oregmes who thought that jetech thought that OP had 1 ball because he spelled it "ball" in the post as in "my ball and my soul" hence his comment where he points out OP wrote balls.
#71 to #70 - ohemgeezus (04/20/2013) [-]
Try reading my former comment, bud. You clearly don't understand the joke that jetech is putting out there.
User avatar #73 to #71 - winsauceiswin (04/20/2013) [-]
jesus christ, i get the joke.

TWO things can be free "his balls and his soul"

joke: two balls and 1 soul = 3 things HAHAHAH that's funny because OP said only two things can be free. that must mean he has one testicle because obviously he has to have a soul.
User avatar #40 to #38 - oregmes (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 to #40 - winsauceiswin (04/20/2013) [-]
two balls and one soul = 3 things

only two are free, therefore it is either his soul and 1 ball or both balls and no soul
#48 to #47 - oregmes (04/20/2013) [-]
i feel stupid... but you're getting to technicle
i feel stupid... but you're getting to technicle
User avatar #49 to #48 - winsauceiswin (04/20/2013) [-]
i'm simply explaining jetech's logic lol it's not MY joke or MY logic but i noticed there was som misunderstanding as to where he was coming from.
User avatar #62 to #38 - tuckthisphit (04/20/2013) [-]
maybe he's a ginger lel
User avatar #52 to #38 - nurucio (04/20/2013) [-]
Actually, two things were stated. Balls was one, soul was the other. While plural, it's still considered a single thing because there isn't a number in front of it, so for all we know he could have had 3 balls. But instead of saying "MY THREE BALLS" or, to be more realistic, "MY TWO BALLS", he said "MY BALLS" because the number is implied and didn't need to be stated, making them a single thing.
User avatar #60 to #38 - Crusader (04/20/2013) [-]
I consider my balls to be a single entity, like a pair of pants.
But I consider each nut to be an individual, like a spouse.
User avatar #25 - stifflerxchong (04/20/2013) [-]
i shove things above my ass
#32 to #25 - Spikeydeath (04/20/2013) [-]
above it? Like in your coxix
User avatar #29 to #25 - dildoes (04/20/2013) [-]
Go on...
User avatar #18 - smokekusheveryday (04/20/2013) [-]
Flush the toilet...... His scream will be music to your ear (used to have a give of predator flushing toilet on a alien while aliens was bathing in shower but windows is ruined)
User avatar #19 to #18 - smokekusheveryday (04/20/2013) [-]
gif sorry for **** up haven't slept in awhile
#35 to #18 - othagovna (04/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #82 to #35 - smokekusheveryday (04/20/2013) [-]
#75 - royrogersmcfreely (04/20/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at Welcome to real life you little shits ** mfw my balls are out
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#3 - craftybastard (04/19/2013) [-]
This is what I do in the shower.
This is what I do in the shower.
User avatar #31 to #3 - condormcninja (04/20/2013) [-]
Give people seizures?
User avatar #14 - icameheretotroll (04/20/2013) [-]
is he hitler
#34 - comanderspy (04/20/2013) [-]
so... he only has one testicle?
#84 - thejoemotes (04/25/2013) [-]
**thejoemotes rolled a random image posted in comment #4107429 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Me in the shower
#78 - chinocochino (04/20/2013) [-]
I've always preferred humming.
I've always preferred humming.
#74 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
I shower in the shower.
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