what the actual fuck. . Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters
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what the actual fuck

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my
acceptance package and letters because she didn' t want me to upstage her Uchicago degree. FML
2059289? dagree, your life sucks ) - you deserved it (2728)
262 comments (h, C) 4/ l SEED] 3 at 3: 3? am - misc - by Innan) - United States (California)
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#137 - xoyv (04/19/2013) [-]
only wants the best for her children



burns their acceptance letters as to not upstage her diploma
#13 - iamlying (04/19/2013) [-]
In my cycle, this crime was punishable by death.
#412 to #13 - iamtheblackgoat (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite comment on Funnyjunk
User avatar #511 to #412 - imalex (04/20/2013) [-]
No. you're a black goat, did you find my acid again?
#5 - Her (04/19/2013) [-]
Some people should get punched in the face. Really, REALLY hard.   
Selfish, worthless 			*******		.
Some people should get punched in the face. Really, REALLY hard.
Selfish, worthless ******* .
#112 to #5 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
>Implying that this is true
User avatar #173 to #5 - redtooth (04/19/2013) [-]
You must get lots of notifications.
#2 - lawlzeeful (04/19/2013) [-]
Wow. What a terrible mother.
#383 to #2 - newmainman (04/20/2013) [-]
With as many thumbs as this has, i'm god damned surprised there aren't more comments.
#267 to #2 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
i would ******* murder the **** out of her
User avatar #355 to #1 - gorginhanson (04/20/2013) [-]
How is this not the top comment of the page?
User avatar #372 to #355 - hellsjester (04/20/2013) [-]
it's related and somewhat funny what else do you need...
User avatar #375 to #372 - gorginhanson (04/20/2013) [-]
proper appreciation
#116 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Could this be why I never got my acceptance letter to Hogwards?
#161 to #116 - drfaust (04/19/2013) [-]
After what happened when Vernon tried to hide/burn/destroy the mail...
I'd say no, there is no chance that is what happened.
#107 - justagame (04/19/2013) [-]
there's a special place in hell reserved for her
there's a special place in hell reserved for her
#135 to #107 - raynagrimm (04/19/2013) [-]
where she is cut open and forced to watch them pull her internal organs out, and the same for all the people think the person deserved it

this is so wrong the mother should be happy her kid is going to do great things
#79 - jinxbomb (04/19/2013) [-]
i...i just... i need new jimmies, my bonkers have been clonked, my roberts have be crinkled, my jonathans crumbled... this... i can't even
i...i just... i need new jimmies, my bonkers have been clonked, my roberts have be crinkled, my jonathans crumbled... this... i can't even
User avatar #164 to #79 - bluelight (04/19/2013) [-]
**** yea
User avatar #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I would have killed her, ruining my life like that.
#17 to #3 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Implying those 17 years were complete and utter **** . And would you honestly kill your own mother?
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#20 to #17 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #20 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
If you get a degree from anywhere and you end up with a career at Mcdonalds that's your own fault.
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#31 to #30 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#32 to #31 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Don't get a useless art degree then, that's still your fault for choosing a stupid degree.
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#33 to #32 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#34 to #33 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
She is a cunt, but any college anywhere will have a number of good degrees to choose from, and if by some miracle they don't there's 2 or 3 more colleges right up the ******* street. I'm not saying the mother was right, i'm saying you don't need a degree from Yale to not work at Mcdonalds, unless you're a full blown retard which in that case you don't need college.
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#35 to #34 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#38 to #35 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
99% of times a degree from another college will let you do the same. And even a degree from Yale doesn't guarantee you the job of your dreams.
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#39 to #38 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 to #39 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
You can still go to another college and do something specific.
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#43 to #41 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#44 to #43 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
If you go to Yale you're paying for the name, every class Yale teaches another college teaches as well.
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#47 to #44 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#50 to #47 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
It doesn't mean you'll get any less of a job, just because the university you went to had 1200 square feet of labs as opposed to 1400.
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#55 to #50 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #55 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
You might not get a better job with a degree from a lesser known university, but saying that you'll be working at McDonalds just because you didn't go to Yale is retarded.
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#61 to #56 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#64 to #61 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
And my point was even with a lesser degree you can still be just as successful and possibly more so, so if you go to a a university and get a 4 year degree then work at McDonalds, most likely no degree from anywhere could have made something out of you.
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#222 to #64 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#63 to #55 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
You have got to be the most pretentious, ignorant, arrogant, and down right idiotic person I have ever had the misfortune of stumbling across.
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#65 to #63 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#218 to #65 - deadpoolisgod (04/19/2013) [-]
Dude... you lost an argument to an angry black man... that's one educated black man...
#327 to #218 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
this should be the new name for anons
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#221 to #218 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #162 to #65 - condormcninja (04/19/2013) [-]
He wasn't arguing with you, just stating what he thought.
#68 to #65 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
That anon and the one you were arguing with are different btw.
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#69 to #68 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#198 to #65 - jimmyrustlinhustla (04/19/2013) [-]
Brotha you don't gotta be like that. Just back down and accept the red thumbs you already have. I'm getting a 2 year degree and my PD is offering for me to be a corrections detective.
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#201 to #198 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #370 to #198 - hellsjester (04/20/2013) [-]
it really depends where you live.... i have a criminal justice associates degree and man i'm haven a hard time getting into places..... i'm a hard worker and i got decent grades...... but still no degree..... sadface...... welp there is always the military.....
#277 to #65 - deadpoolisgod (04/20/2013) [-]
Well, then the majority of people don't agree with your arguements. If this were a debate, you'd lose. I thumbed you up cause I'm feeling nice today.
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#282 to #277 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#197 to #65 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
I agree with you, sorry for the red thumbs :(
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#199 to #197 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#307 to #65 - deadpoolisgod (04/20/2013) [-]
It pains me to see some one thumbed down so much, especially across multiple comments. Unless they truly are retarded or trolling.
#232 to #20 - steininja (04/19/2013) [-]
If you're good enough to get accepted at Yale I suppose you'd get pretty decent grades/degree at any college.
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#234 to #232 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#235 to #234 - steininja (04/19/2013) [-]
Then you don't go to that school? I must admit, I'm not American so I dont have full control over how the system works over there. But at least in my country you pretty much get to choose between all the schools that your grades are good enough for
User avatar #247 to #235 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
No, if you get accepted to an Ivy League School and never follow up they look down on you. It can kill your reputation and get you on an unofficial blacklist.
#254 to #247 - steininja (04/19/2013) [-]
Seriously? I didn't know that... That's a real bummer.


But in that case I retract my previous statements.
User avatar #255 to #254 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
No problem, always happy to teach people new things. This is a magnificent ********* brewing under my original comment, though, isn't it?
#262 to #255 - steininja (04/19/2013) [-]
And I'm happy to learn them, thanks bro. I actually dated an american girl for a year, but never mentioned those details, she just explained it roughly.

********* indeed, though if the system is the way you explained I sorta understand your comment, though I wouldn't go as far myself
User avatar #271 to #262 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
She ruined a once-in-a-opportunity worth a couple million dollars at least, probably more, because of petty ******** . She deserves to die, and the world would be better off.
User avatar #503 to #20 - beardgasm (04/20/2013) [-]
It can matter what university you went to in some circumstances. If you're looking for a business or law career, it really matters what school you go to since that is the only way they can really evaluate your skills. I don't think it is necessarily because they have better teachers or facilities though, it's mainly just the name and the alumni from there working where you apply and picking their own.

There's plenty of millionaires and billionaires that didnt go to Ivy League though, so it's also about how intelligent and motivated you are to succeed.
User avatar #243 to #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Wow, what a ********* below me.
#185 - futurella (04/19/2013) [-]
I... I don't have any proper word to comment on this 			*******		...   
   
<--------- It's moreless what I'd do if I were in this poor guy's shoes.
I... I don't have any proper word to comment on this ******* ...

<--------- It's moreless what I'd do if I were in this poor guy's shoes.
#216 to #185 - deadpoolisgod (04/19/2013) [-]
That relevance...
#229 to #185 - imaginariness (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm sure if you had commented when this post was uploaded it would be top comment right now
#257 to #229 - futurella (04/19/2013) [-]
Screw being the top commenter... I've watched 18th episodes of Supernatural today, so I can say I'm pretty busy man. I barely fapped this day.
In b4 cool story bro, that's nice honey
#141 - mrsockz (04/19/2013) [-]
And when he pays her a visit......
#22 - mummyslittlebitch (04/19/2013) [-]
Sue the bitch for everything she's worth and then send her hate mail on every Christmas day for the rest of her life.
User avatar #14 - teamrocketninja (04/19/2013) [-]
What the actual **** .
User avatar #148 to #14 - jokerja ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
well, thank you for repeating the title.
User avatar #152 to #148 - teamrocketninja (04/19/2013) [-]
I... I honestly didnt notice...
User avatar #6 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [-]
I can't believe this is real... Then again, assuming it is; this is in America, yes? Sue her for damages.
User avatar #146 to #6 - CRosBY (04/19/2013) [-]
It's probably not.
#195 - hybredmoon (04/19/2013) [-]
The human language does not contain the proper words to express the amount of disgust and rage I feel that people like that are allowed to exist.
#230 to #195 - imaginariness (04/19/2013) [-]
then how about an invention?
#76 - mcshwagger (04/19/2013) [-]
I just want to beat this  mother mercilessly.
I just want to beat this mother mercilessly.
#204 - snuffff (04/19/2013) [-]
****		! Reading that made me physically angry.
**** ! Reading that made me physically angry.
#140 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
That's sheer concentrated ******* .
#25 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
I would literally kill her. What kind of terrible person would be willing to sacrifice their own child's success for the sake of selfish pride.

**** this bitch.
User avatar #12 - ajperry (04/19/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have spoken to her ever again
User avatar #16 to #12 - AresX (04/19/2013) [-]
He hasn't, if you look at the post he commented and stated that him and his children will not speak to his mother.
User avatar #36 to #16 - badgerbaiting (04/19/2013) [-]
Would you kindly post a link to the original post?
User avatar #168 to #36 - condormcninja (04/19/2013) [-]
Fontaine?
User avatar #244 to #168 - badgerbaiting (04/19/2013) [-]
Would you kindly forget that I said that.
User avatar #24 to #16 - ajperry (04/19/2013) [-]
Ah right. Well I would do the same. And I would possibly beat the **** out of her.
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