Bad Luck Brain Finally Gets a GF and..... . Today, I learned have things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Sectoid, l' m practically the uni? dune she hasn' t ha

Bad Luck Brain Finally Gets a GF and....

Today, I learned have things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Sectoid, l' m practically the uni? dune she hasn' t had
sex with in the 2 months we' been dating. Flak
I agree. 1.. rder life sucks (38570) - you .
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User avatar #29 - chrisruler (04/20/2013) [-]
Bad Luck Brain
#12 - slashendrix (04/20/2013) [-]
inb4 energizer
User avatar #1 - payseht (04/19/2013) [-]
Second to last girlfriend had sex with 5 guys the night we met. I did not know this. She kept saying we shouldn't have sex and ruin our relationship 3 months into it and I'm starting to piece together why now that I found out and with the help of this post...
User avatar #2 to #1 - fireblazing (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad this post helped you.
Now if you excused me, I have to kill your second to last gf
#13 to #1 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
she probably doesn't want to have sex with you because she's already ashamed of all the other guys and tacking on one more would make her feel worse.

or you could be a typical fj'er and assume the worst in people based on their genitalia.
User avatar #15 to #13 - payseht (04/20/2013) [-]
I expect the worse in women but only to be pleasantly surprised when it turns out to be untrue, which it mostly does. That's my mentality as a pessimist, not a woman hater which I'm not.
#17 to #15 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
rationalize it however you want
User avatar #18 to #17 - payseht (04/20/2013) [-]
I trust she didn't cheat on me. I was just making a joke. She had a big libido which I think satisfied after we started doing it. It was the longest and most serious relationship I've been in, and she still calls me from time to time to say that she loves me, even though we can't be together because I'm a horrible person.

Thanks for listening, angry black man. I don't know what they keep saying in the news and on the internet about you people, you seem alright.
#20 - jackcow (04/20/2013) [-]
My actual GF gets angry because I posted this picture on FB, I explained her only was a inoffensive joke, I was joking because I love to laugh, also, we have a long discussion... She wanted to make me feel like "The bad Guy/BF" Why she can't understand me?
User avatar #25 to #20 - secretdestroyers (04/20/2013) [-]
Ok, here's whay you gotta do to remedy the situation:

1. Get a whole bunch of romantic comedies on DVD, or Blu-Ray, or whatever fancy contraption your woman has. Plus some flowers and chocolate.

2. Go to her house.

3. As soon as she opens the door, throw them on the ground, douse them all with fire, and burn everything (and I mean eveything: the gifts, her house, her, that guy she's been banging this whole time, etc.)

4. ???

5. Profit!!
User avatar #28 to #25 - jackcow (04/20/2013) [-]
good point, maybe that work, Thank you my friend :D
#3 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
My current girlfriend, my first girlfriend ever actually, has had sex a lot. I've been seeing her for a week and we're having sex tomorrow, I'm a virgin. She's says it's best we have it early in the relationship apparently...
User avatar #24 to #3 - ivoryhammer (04/20/2013) [-]
My old girlfriend and I did that too, but it wasn't planned, it just sorta happened one night.
User avatar #6 to #3 - nowusee (04/19/2013) [-]
dont do it bro. self control is the best game
User avatar #31 - themurrey ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Today i found out my girlfriend who broke up with me a few weeks ago is now lesbian!
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