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Double Standards

univerce L: I]
assiest:
ecomale standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of
women he' s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she' s
a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
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#19 - kitsunemochalite (04/19/2013) [-]
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#96 to #22 - breakfastlunch (04/19/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nightclub_fire

I'll go grab a nice warm spot in hell now.
User avatar #99 to #96 - kitsunemochalite (04/19/2013) [-]
Fire safety should take priority over a good night out. These are dark times we live in friend.
User avatar #154 to #22 - stealthpsybeast (04/20/2013) [-]
"Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"
#182 to #154 - lamerthanyou (04/20/2013) [-]
"What was her problem?"
#121 to #22 - apollotaren (04/19/2013) [-]
It was at +69 thumbs and I ruined it. Now I must downthumb in the hopes that will come along and fix my mistake.   
   
Please, forgive me.
It was at +69 thumbs and I ruined it. Now I must downthumb in the hopes that will come along and fix my mistake.

Please, forgive me.
#125 to #121 - kitsunemochalite (04/19/2013) [-]
I will try to find forgiveness in my heart. Your seppuku pleases me...
User avatar #56 to #5 - propanex (04/19/2013) [-]
That awkward when your brain puts in moment for you.


No? Didn't work?

I see the door :(
User avatar #75 to #56 - zaxzwim ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
#126 - moustachefingers (04/19/2013) [-]
"REJOICE MY LESBIAN BROTHERS.  IT IS I STEPHEN.  KING OF THE LESBIANS!"
"REJOICE MY LESBIAN BROTHERS. IT IS I STEPHEN. KING OF THE LESBIANS!"
User avatar #131 to #126 - protectron (04/19/2013) [-]
All hail Stephen King
User avatar #133 to #126 - ilovehitler (04/19/2013) [-]
You're a great writer in that case.
User avatar #135 to #126 - spamalope (04/19/2013) [-]
I love that video
User avatar #3 - pappathethird (04/19/2013) [-]
That's not the way I expected that sentence to firetruck
User avatar #4 to #3 - infiniteduress (04/19/2013) [-]
And i suppose next you are gonna tell me the firetruck is blue
User avatar #42 - breakfastskippa (04/19/2013) [-]
Put it this way:
If a guy walks into a party and says who wants to **** , the girls will look at him in disgust.
If a girl walks into a party and says who wants to **** , all the guys will put their hand up.

Thats why men get the stud status because its harder for men to score than women.
#51 to #42 - whiteblob (04/19/2013) [-]
I think you didn't read it through man, it wasn't your typical girl slut, boy stud thing. It said that if the woman sleeps with many women she's considered a lesbian.
I think you didn't read it through man, it wasn't your typical girl slut, boy stud thing. It said that if the woman sleeps with many women she's considered a lesbian.
User avatar #60 to #51 - breakfastskippa (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah i know, was just hoping people could reference what i said when someone brings up the actual double stanards point.
#98 to #51 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
that was the joke, he was talking about the original phrase.
User avatar #117 to #98 - jimmyrustlinhustla (04/19/2013) [-]
thumbed for username
#183 to #117 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
He doesn't have a username, he's anon.
User avatar #55 to #42 - greyswordsman (04/19/2013) [-]
heres how life is nowadays

guy sleeps with women=amazing
woman sleeps with another woman=hot
guy sleeps with another guy=nope! kill with fire! not allowed in my household! nope nope nope!!

society nowadays
User avatar #71 to #55 - condormcninja (04/19/2013) [-]
*Stupid people nowadays
User avatar #111 to #42 - incest (04/19/2013) [-]
But that's implying all women are attractive.

I mean, guys have standards, right? right?
User avatar #148 to #111 - elcreepo ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Alcohol removes all sense of standards.
User avatar #64 to #42 - payseht ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
judging from men's superiority in the physical department and their track record, I'd say it's much easier for men to score than women...

it's a sports joke
#158 - shazmothree (04/20/2013) [-]
****		 YA MERICAAAAA!!! WE GOT THE OTHER BOMBER!!!!   
   
Just a Massachusetts resident expressing my patriotic freedom boner
**** YA MERICAAAAA!!! WE GOT THE OTHER BOMBER!!!!

Just a Massachusetts resident expressing my patriotic freedom boner
#177 to #158 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
what the hell does this have to do with the content?
User avatar #178 to #177 - shazmothree (04/20/2013) [-]
It's the top content right now and I want everyone to know
User avatar #185 to #158 - shazmothree (04/20/2013) [-]
<iframe src="www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10100574005400514" width="568" height="320" frameborder="0"></iframe>

Please take a second to watch this video, trust me you won't ******* regret it
#116 - huntergriff (04/19/2013) [-]
**huntergriff rolled user appleyjack **
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User avatar #150 - SuperSixONE (04/20/2013) [-]
I think the original joke is "If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, shes a "slut". But if a guy does it hes a "homosexual".
#66 - jarelk (04/19/2013) [-]
Just gonna toss my opinion into this whole 			*********		.   
   
I think there's nothing inherently wrong with a woman wanting a lot of sex, the same way some guys want to nail a bunch of women. A woman needs to be more careful however, since it's quite easier for a woman to obtain sex.    
   
Therefore, the line seperating sluts from women who like sex, is how they pick their mates. A woman should have some lines or boundaries, and have some standards as to which man is suited. This woman is confident, likes to flirt a bit, but won't bite quickly, and won't go for every two bit guy but looks for some good qualities.   
   
A slut however, will just give it whomever gives her attention, or whoever's attention she craves (from people who treat her like 			****		, like douchebags).
Just gonna toss my opinion into this whole ********* .

I think there's nothing inherently wrong with a woman wanting a lot of sex, the same way some guys want to nail a bunch of women. A woman needs to be more careful however, since it's quite easier for a woman to obtain sex.

Therefore, the line seperating sluts from women who like sex, is how they pick their mates. A woman should have some lines or boundaries, and have some standards as to which man is suited. This woman is confident, likes to flirt a bit, but won't bite quickly, and won't go for every two bit guy but looks for some good qualities.

A slut however, will just give it whomever gives her attention, or whoever's attention she craves (from people who treat her like **** , like douchebags).
#72 to #66 - deletedmyaccount (04/19/2013) [-]
I have two rules that help me differentiate between sluts and people who just want sex.

Someone who just wants sex must
A) Only have it with one person.
OR
B) Not be in a relationship.
User avatar #129 to #72 - hammarhead (04/19/2013) [-]
no, thats just anyone who has sex... ever. not including motives.
User avatar #85 to #72 - abiku (04/19/2013) [-]
I gotta say, I don't quite agree with this. For example, open relationships- does it make them sluts? no. Can someone in one be a slut? sure.
And in bad relationships where you can't escape from, or if they are a nymphomaniac. I mean actual legitimate nympho, not someone who just likes getting laid. In that situation, if you can't be having sex frequently with that one person or in that relationship, then I think going to others for sex is not slutty in itself.
User avatar #174 - zyconx (04/20/2013) [-]
**zyconx rolls 69** I have dub standards
User avatar #175 to #174 - onomatopenis (04/20/2013) [-]
It may not be dubs but at least you got some 69 action going on.
#124 - imalex (04/19/2013) [-]
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#10 - yunablade (04/19/2013) [-]
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I don't think I would be confortable callign a woman a "Stud"

I will however high five that girl
User avatar #163 - jacobomexicano (04/20/2013) [-]
I want to marry a lesbian
+3
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#37 - mrgoodlove (04/19/2013) [-]
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That was really unexpected.
#165 - guidoforlife (04/20/2013) [-]
AMERICA!
AMERICA!
User avatar #97 - mikaelkid (04/19/2013) [-]
Well hot damn, cal me a lesbian then too!
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User avatar #102 to #100 - mikaelkid (04/19/2013) [-]
Great, now who else wants to form the lesbian men club?
#130 to #102 - momothebear (04/19/2013) [-]
I lesbian you so much
#103 to #102 - lolfire (04/19/2013) [-]
.... You do know that a lesbian man is a transvestite ?

And not just a regular transvestite..... an action transvestite.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_kvXeMv-2k
User avatar #105 to #103 - mikaelkid (04/19/2013) [-]
**** **** IT, STILL IN****
User avatar #104 to #102 - thedutchs (04/19/2013) [-]
HOLY **** YOU ARE THE BLUEST PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN
User avatar #108 to #104 - mikaelkid (04/19/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* ******** ME RIGHT NOW?


WANT TO JOIN OUR GROUP?
User avatar #110 to #108 - thedutchs (04/19/2013) [-]
SO YOU ARE INVITING ME TO A CLUB AND I GET A BLUE NAME?!?

I think I'm starting to love you :D
User avatar #112 to #110 - mikaelkid (04/19/2013) [-]
NOW SLOW THE **** DOWN RIGHT QUICK


YOU DON'T GET A BLUE NAME, I HAVE NOT THE POWER TO DO THAT


HOWEVER, YOU CAN JOIN THE CLUB IF YOU DONT ROLL DUBS
User avatar #120 to #112 - disies ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
**disies rolls 76** Can i join?...

Pretty please?
User avatar #122 to #120 - mikaelkid (04/19/2013) [-]
Hmmm you just rolled 76 and so did the user below


You both should be banned from the club for doing such a thing


Roll 1 and if it's a 7 or 6.. you're out, if anything else, you're in!
#138 to #122 - disies ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Hahaha! Im in!
Hahaha! Im in!
User avatar #137 to #122 - disies ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
**disies rolls 1**
User avatar #127 to #122 - hammarhead (04/19/2013) [-]
**hammarhead rolls 4**
I can think want i to lesbian club? be me?
#119 to #112 - camslayer (04/19/2013) [-]
Can I join the club?
User avatar #115 to #112 - lolfire (04/19/2013) [-]
**lolfire rolls 76** pfft. who needs dubs.
User avatar #113 to #112 - thedutchs (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh... Well I do like clubs!

I forgot how to roll, though :/
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#26 - bakinboy (04/19/2013) [-]
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#39 to #26 - superphil (04/19/2013) [-]
why is this gif so much fun!?
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