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ways to do presentation for class
hawkward as ****
pstart working out
snot so awkward
says: is my inspiration
presentation again
trembling
gust keep telling myself "i' m fawkin see: bruh"
met confident
my turn
bi get up there
bastart shaking uncontrollably
bastart telling myself "i' m fawkin me: bruh"
says I can start anytime
start outwith "i' m fawkin me: bruh"
eat this point I' m so genrous I blackout
3-" rm fawkin see: bruh"
at least it more times
Hook around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
ogirls start laughing
bl pass out
head on the corner impeacher' s desk
concussion
I was on drugs
call my
eventually turns into zebra
bi Itake' heard my real name in months
t been this depressed since high school
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User avatar #26 - mrgoodlove (04/19/2013) [-]
Maybe he just has a diszeez bruh
#49 - anusraper (04/19/2013) [-]
i'm fawkin zeez bruh
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#47 - gagging **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 - oneandonlynigger (04/19/2013) [-]
That is seriously the hardest I've laughed at something on this site in months.
That is seriously the hardest I've laughed at something on this site in months.
#29 - kretash (04/19/2013) [-]
We are all gonna make it zeebrahs
User avatar #2 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Why do peoplenfind it so awkward to do presentations?
#41 to #2 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Becasue you stand in front of people and get judged and a particular judge (the instructor/teacher) will actually rate how well you did. No one likes being judged.

Honestly as long as I'm not the only one presenting i don't get as nervous. I just keep in mind that if i don't do anything that stands out they won't remember because i don't remember jack **** about anyone else's presentations but i remember most of the ones i have done also the fact that a lot of people don't care and don't pay attention settles my nerves very very much.
User avatar #50 to #2 - kidsquicker (04/19/2013) [-]
It triggers the "fight or flight" response. Being put in front of a judgmental crowd triggers an innate instinct, similarly to how a lion jumping out of the brush would have forced our ancient ancestors to make a rapid decision. Seeing all of those eyes staring back at you is akin to facing down a wild predator (yet much less life threatening). Your body gets ready to run the **** out of there if things get overwhelming, by rapidly increasing your heart rate and turning up the adrenaline.
Trying to stay calm and appear collected is like suppressing thousands of years of evolution, which leads to an awkward feeling of discomfort.
User avatar #3 to #2 - walcorn ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Stage Fright?
User avatar #4 to #3 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
That doesn't really answer my question. That's just saying people find it awkward, but it doesn't explain why
User avatar #5 to #4 - walcorn ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
That's like asking why are people afraid of the dark?
User avatar #6 to #5 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
And I'm still waiting for an answer
User avatar #7 to #6 - walcorn ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Sucks for you
User avatar #8 to #7 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Kinda
User avatar #9 to #8 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Introversion. They get overstimulated by the amount of attention they are receiving and freeze up.
User avatar #13 to #8 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/18/2013) [-]
I find it awkward because I'm afraid of what people will say about me if I **** up or say something wrong, although that's pretty much the case with any kind of social interaction I have. It's kind of a self fulfilling prophecy really because you think about screwing up so much that you stumble over your words and **** .
User avatar #35 to #13 - burningsmurfs (04/19/2013) [-]
One thing I found that helped me was instead of focusing on the nervousness of doing it focus on the irritation that I have to get up there and do it. Feeling annoyed is much nicer than feeling horribly anxious about it believe me.
User avatar #65 to #5 - rifee (04/19/2013) [-]
But...we know why people are afraid of the dark.
It used to be an adventageous evolutionary trait. the more cautious you were about predators in the dark, the higher the chances of survival was:)
User avatar #68 to #65 - walcorn ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
some are to a greater degree than others, while some aren't at all
User avatar #11 to #2 - hudis ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I remember reading a study which compared the western attitude to speaking in front of large groups to the attitude in for example Turkey and Lebanon. The result strongly suggested that our awkwardness and nervousness in presentations is linked to how we tend to make it a big deal in school ("We have presentations coming up, make sure you are WELL-PREPARED." etc) from very early on and throughout our teens. It becomes associated on an emotional level to something huge and difficult and that mindset tends to stick with us.

Compare this to how in many Middle-Eastern and African countries, presentations are something casual which fairly often happens spontaneously without preparation. It makes the children a lot more relaxed with the idea and proceeds to make it easier for them to speak in front of people as adults.

It's an unfortunate misconception that ideas and designs from impoverished countries are inferior by default to those of our western standard.
#23 to #11 - acunit (04/19/2013) [-]
I just dont like people looking at me.
#63 to #11 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Great comment.
User avatar #60 to #11 - TarnRazor (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm Middle Eastern and I used to get awkward as **** during presentations.
User avatar #44 to #11 - PieceOfMind (04/19/2013) [-]
That sounds a little too good to be true. Is there a link or source?
User avatar #61 to #44 - hudis ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm not finding the article right now, I may have to dig deeper - however, I will say that I have had it confirmed before by several friends and acquaintances from the Middle East, Western Asia (Azerbaijan specifically) and parts of Africa. Turkey was wrong, apologies for that.

Either way, I'll keep this thread in mind and post again if I find it.

User avatar #54 to #44 - hudis ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm looking it up, will get back to you when I've found it.
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User avatar #27 to #25 - toosexyforyou (04/19/2013) [-]
The guy's full of **** , dude.
User avatar #40 to #27 - hudis ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry you feel that way.
User avatar #39 to #25 - hudis ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I can't honestly remember. It was a good while ago I read about this, so I may have gotten Turkey wrong. Apologies if that's the case.
User avatar #33 - deathbird (04/19/2013) [-]
What does "I'm fawkin zeez bruh" mean?
User avatar #34 to #33 - heretofuckshitup ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
i think he's indian or muslim but it was some beta dude who got super jacked that went to the gym he went on 4chan's /fit/ board i believe and is now super pretentious and over confident because his muscles are literally near perfection. the point being his name is zyzz or whatever.
User avatar #42 to #34 - kuntbag (04/19/2013) [-]
and now his brother is trying to be just like him. only he's even more of a dickhead
User avatar #36 to #34 - capslockrage (04/19/2013) [-]
He died, and he was a faggot.
User avatar #37 to #36 - AnonsForSure ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Amen to that, brotha
#38 to #33 - Dennislb (04/19/2013) [-]
This is Zyzz, an Australian bodybuilder and a looot of people that go to the gym want to be like him
User avatar #71 to #38 - imalex (04/19/2013) [-]
may his soul rest in protein and creatine <3
User avatar #75 to #38 - deathbird (04/20/2013) [-]
I seeee.
User avatar #14 - swaggerwagon (04/18/2013) [-]
i ******* hate zyzz.
#53 to #14 - hinji **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [-]
We all do, we all do...
User avatar #74 to #53 - swaggerwagon (04/19/2013) [-]
i expected a sea of red thumbs for this :')
#10 - nagafever (04/18/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #4074333 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I have never been embarassed in my life... does that make me alpha or very boring?
User avatar #55 to #10 - admiralen (04/19/2013) [-]
means youre so embarrasing youve gotten used to it
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#57 to #10 - penguinsaresexy (04/19/2013) [-]
It makes you a liar
User avatar #58 to #57 - nagafever (04/19/2013) [-]
I have done alot of stupid **** - i have just never felt embarassment.
User avatar #62 to #10 - legayunicorn (04/19/2013) [-]
Makes you fake
#64 to #10 - itsbendingtime (04/19/2013) [-]
It means you probably have Aspergers.
User avatar #12 to #10 - Zeigh ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
If you're anything like me it means you're boring.
#22 - darkfiregeneral (04/19/2013) [-]
Why you such a ******* faggot?
User avatar #28 - narr (04/19/2013) [-]
What a humongous goddamn faggot.
Op, but mainly zyzz... **** you and **** his corpse. Goddamn I'm so angry people find him a role model. One video made me hate zyzz, no not one video... One second. But people like op, and people that liked that **** ******* body builder... Dear god I hope Kim Jong faggot nukes the world... We are becoming the movie idiocracy. And you faggots that made this possible for me to see are the infection to this pustulesve society. Your mothers should be fixed for bringing an off spring like you into the world. Along with you faggots "mirin".. Him. **** you spick ****** Jews, I hope you glow,
#46 to #28 - evilthumber (04/19/2013) [-]
mate the whole point of zyzz was to make him more ¨cool¨.. It was like an alternate persona that he didnt really ¨care¨ about. If people didnt like zyzz, it was just a proforma, it wasnt the real him. And thats what he encouraged people to do, dont give a fk what people think. Idk if u are that type or if have noticed, but alot of people tend to go through embarrising **** in their life, and it was just a way for HIM and kind of a show for the rest of us that we shouldnt take life so seriously... Thats just what i got from it, i only saw the rest in peace vid and something else about him cant really remember...
#30 to #28 - redeadhunter ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I don't get the whole craze about him myself but Jesus, who **** in your cheerios?
User avatar #66 to #30 - rifee (04/19/2013) [-]
Maybe it was zyzz?
#70 - imalex (04/19/2013) [-]
Zyzz's face when:

btw zyzz is my inspiration and everyone literally just calls me "zyzzbrah"....
so ******* annoying
User avatar #32 - morskoj (04/19/2013) [-]
I used to have a ****** time with presentations. I would shake and stutter and not talk loud enough or talk too fast. And I'd get pins and needles feeling.

But then I realized it was ****** for everyone else to have to deal with that, because we have to take notes on other's presentations sometimes. So I decided to set the bar, and talk confidently. Doesn't hurt a bit to do that!
User avatar #31 - motosuwa (04/19/2013) [-]
OMG! I'm dying of laughter!
#15 - wheres (04/19/2013) [-]
lol /pol/
#16 to #15 - iamphoenix (04/19/2013) [-]
That's not /pol/.
#19 to #16 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
just cause they speak of zyzz doesnt make it fit, if thats what your thinkgin
#20 to #19 - iamphoenix (04/19/2013) [-]
I know it's from /fit/.
#17 to #16 - wheres (04/19/2013) [-]
I remember /pol/ talking about zyzz.
/fit/ then?
#18 to #17 - iamphoenix (04/19/2013) [-]
That is indeed /fit/.
#59 to #18 - improbablyyourdad (04/19/2013) [-]
"Here's a manlet awareness documentary"

Oh god, glad I am 6'1 haha, I feel bad for some of my friends though.
#69 to #59 - iamphoenix (04/19/2013) [-]
I-it's not that b-bad being a m-manlet!
#72 to #69 - itsbendingtime (04/19/2013) [-]
Easier to achieve aesthetics when you're shorter I guess :(
I'm 5'7. Being a manlet it only a negative if you let it be a negative.
#73 to #72 - iamphoenix (04/19/2013) [-]
King of manlet status here. Being short isn't as bad as having a ****** frame.
#24 to #17 - iluvharrypotter (04/19/2013) [-]
Zyzz is a idol on /fit/, because of his fit body, /pol/ just makes fun of him
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