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User avatar #11 - uJUSTfailed ONLINE (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** you candy corn is awesome
#22 - gorginhanson (04/19/2013) [-]
Why the hell is there an arrow AND a step that says repeat?
Redundant much?
#36 - braedenclarkejanze (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Candy corn sucks"
#17 - mezzjuc (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How to eat pringles:
>Lay the crisp on your tounge with the bulging side upwards
>Bite it slowly for the loudest crack-sound possible
#31 to #17 - bongsworth (04/19/2013) [-]
Wrong. How to eat pringles:
>Get 2 pringles
>Flip the top one so facing oppisite directions
>Insert into mouth
>Quack
>Repeat
#48 - Ihazfunkitty (04/19/2013) [-]
i eat cheetos with a pointy stic so my hands and keyboard stay clean.
i eat cheetos with a pointy stic so my hands and keyboard stay clean.
User avatar #46 - fluffed (04/19/2013) [-]
how to eat the pussy:
1. flick lightly with tongue
2. smother your face in it
3. wonder if shes enjoying it
#39 - popperz (04/19/2013) [-]
A Pleated-Jeans post!
A Pleated-Jeans post!
User avatar #29 - Nightelfbane (04/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**** you candy corn is amazing
User avatar #18 - xladeterinas (04/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I'm a terribly strange man, but if I tried to eat my dinner like that I'd likely bust a synapse. I'm very much into eating one thing at a time, and none of it may touch until I've already ingested it.
User avatar #16 - mattdoggy (04/19/2013) [-]
How to eat Hot Pocket
>throw in microwave for random amount of time
>pull out and it seem like it is just the right
>take one bite and immediately get severe burns and frost bite
>finish the hotpocket in shame
>look at the empty plate feeling miserable
>rethink your life choices
User avatar #4 - therealjc (04/18/2013) [-]
**** the last one, eat the worst bit first and save the tasty bit till last.
#71 - montanus (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh god make it stop!
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#69 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Can you make one for doughnuts? I'm having trouble with that.
Can you make one for doughnuts? I'm having trouble with that.
User avatar #64 - ctenop (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Implying you eat doritos without salsa or dip....
User avatar #76 to #64 - Omegashenron (04/19/2013) [-]
Well they imply correctly.
User avatar #21 - sirbutterballs (04/19/2013) [-]
How to eat black licorice
1. grab bag
2. throw into nearest trash receptacle
User avatar #70 - animepsycchosecond (04/19/2013) [-]
I usually hold my oreo's under the milk like I was drowning them so they wouldn't have to suffer the delicious horror that was going to befall them.
ssshhh...it's ok....sleep now little one it'll all be over soon.
#68 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
How to REALLY eat candy corn:

1. Eat a piece in one bite.
2. Realize that the way you're doing it is boring.
3. Wonder what each individual color tastes like.
4. Eat white, yellow, then orange, in that order.
#38 - fannypackattack (04/19/2013) [-]
I take little nibbles of everything on the plate at once so's to get the flavor of everything in every single bite.
User avatar #37 - timothybarnes (04/19/2013) [-]
The pizza directions are wrong. Step two shouldn't be to burn your mouth given the directions of step one. Crossing out a step wouldn't change the other steps.
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