How to Eat Stuff. www.pleated-jeans.com/ Giving credit where credit is due. Is it weird to have a boner every time you post content?.. you candy corn is awesome
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#22 - gorginhanson (04/19/2013) [-]
Why the hell is there an arrow AND a step that says repeat?
Redundant much?
#36 - braedenclarkejanze (04/19/2013) [-]
"Candy corn sucks"
#49 to #36 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - uJUSTfailed (04/18/2013) [-]
**** you candy corn is awesome
#48 - Ihazfunkitty (04/19/2013) [-]
i eat cheetos with a pointy stic so my hands and keyboard stay clean.
i eat cheetos with a pointy stic so my hands and keyboard stay clean.
#39 - popperz (04/19/2013) [-]
A Pleated-Jeans post!
A Pleated-Jeans post!
User avatar #4 - therealjc (04/18/2013) [-]
**** the last one, eat the worst bit first and save the tasty bit till last.
#17 - mezzjuc (04/19/2013) [-]
How to eat pringles:
>Lay the crisp on your tounge with the bulging side upwards
>Bite it slowly for the loudest crack-sound possible
#54 to #17 - Xyhpon (04/19/2013) [-]
>Grab 10
>Shove in mouth
>Eat like baus
>Don't give two ***** about noise
#31 to #17 - bongsworth (04/19/2013) [-]
Wrong. How to eat pringles:
>Get 2 pringles
>Flip the top one so facing oppisite directions
>Insert into mouth
>Quack
>Repeat
#32 to #31 - mezzjuc (04/19/2013) [-]
Loud crack > Quack
Loud crack > Quack
User avatar #46 - fluffed (04/19/2013) [-]
how to eat the pussy:
1. flick lightly with tongue
2. smother your face in it
3. wonder if shes enjoying it
#71 - montanus (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh god make it stop!
User avatar #73 to #71 - Iloldmypants (04/19/2013) [-]
I've been eating for 3 years, when will the circle end?
User avatar #74 to #73 - montanus (04/19/2013) [-]
Actually, I thought it looked like a screamin face. No one?
User avatar #83 to #74 - Iloldmypants (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh, now I see it.
#68 - Rascal (04/19/2013) [-]
How to REALLY eat candy corn:

1. Eat a piece in one bite.
2. Realize that the way you're doing it is boring.
3. Wonder what each individual color tastes like.
4. Eat white, yellow, then orange, in that order.
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User avatar #18 - xladeterinas (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm a terribly strange man, but if I tried to eat my dinner like that I'd likely bust a synapse. I'm very much into eating one thing at a time, and none of it may touch until I've already ingested it.
User avatar #56 to #18 - izzygirl (04/19/2013) [-]
I got used to eating that way because it made me eat faster, thus I wouldn't waste anything at lunchtime in school.
Now I can eat a little of one thing and a little of another, but it's difficult to break old habits.
User avatar #59 to #18 - mizzycupcakes ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
nachos must drive you crazy.
User avatar #60 to #59 - mizzycupcakes ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
idk why I chose nachos -.-
User avatar #80 to #18 - synapse (04/19/2013) [-]
bby bust me cmon bby
User avatar #81 to #80 - xladeterinas (04/19/2013) [-]
I won't lie, that just made my day. Thanks.
User avatar #84 to #81 - synapse (04/20/2013) [-]
anything for you bby
User avatar #19 to #18 - mylazy (04/19/2013) [-]
I do it that way, so that I can save the best item for last and savor it the longest. Plus, if I eat it last, the taste stays on my tongue for sometime after I am done eating.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xladeterinas (04/19/2013) [-]
BROTHER!
#53 to #19 - Xyhpon (04/19/2013) [-]
I do the same thing, however unlike the post above yours I sometimes mix food (rarely). Bread and mushy **** is a no, but corn and mashed potatoes tastes delicious.
User avatar #16 - mattdoggy (04/19/2013) [-]
How to eat Hot Pocket
>throw in microwave for random amount of time
>pull out and it seem like it is just the right
>take one bite and immediately get severe burns and frost bite
>finish the hotpocket in shame
>look at the empty plate feeling miserable
>rethink your life choices
#9 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
dorito, poptart, taco, trailmix, pizza, candy corn, cheetos, chinese food, oreo, yogurt, dinner

Instructions not clear enough, ended up licking my dinner, dunking my cheetos, stuffing the trail mix INTO the taco, cutting the pizza with the poptart and mixnig the chinese food with the yogurt and candy corn. Doritos are delicious, no problem with that one.
User avatar #23 to #9 - zerositnator (04/19/2013) [-]
Good luck on the toilet tonight.
User avatar #29 - Nightelfbane (04/19/2013) [-]
**** you candy corn is amazing
#33 to #29 - tikledpikle (04/19/2013) [-]
agreed
agreed
#69 - ragingbrony (04/19/2013) [-]
Can you make one for doughnuts? I'm having trouble with that.
Can you make one for doughnuts? I'm having trouble with that.
User avatar #21 - sirbutterballs (04/19/2013) [-]
How to eat black licorice
1. grab bag
2. throw into nearest trash receptacle
User avatar #64 - ctenop (04/19/2013) [-]
Implying you eat doritos without salsa or dip....
#66 to #64 - wanicochil (04/19/2013) [-]
I eat Doritos without salsa or dip, in fact, I know quite a few people who eat it without any dip or salsa at all
User avatar #72 to #64 - eddymolly (04/19/2013) [-]
I don't...
User avatar #76 to #64 - Omegashenron (04/19/2013) [-]
Well they imply correctly.
User avatar #45 - Keidis (04/19/2013) [-]
I break a pop-tart in half, and eat the insides of it, then throw the edges at my dog
User avatar #10 - bossmanholms (04/18/2013) [-]
i love candy corn. In fourth grade we had to write a story about our favorite foods. I wrote it on candy corn and made it an action story about a couple fighting over the last piece of candy corn, like Mr and Mrs Smith. I had to write another because the teacher did not appreciate my interpretation of domestic abuse.
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