/b/ plays Minecraft. .... bred trans of caves It v'. if had taur claws and are calf i hp‘ ‘i bred than again l, "f . , sone calf In particular never chatted me
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bred trans of caves
It v'. if had taur claws and are calf
i hp‘ ‘i bred than again
l, "f . , sone calf In particular never chatted me
ssa I tacit it cut into my hause and lacked in a dirt cellar
an grew up in there net knawing the outside
the constent macs it odviously missed it mather.
wth, I let him free
wwhile they happily lived my was set oretty acme
retiree it was sleeping I came we their farm
skilled his family
whirred his family into armor
sas seen as it a'. -apical danced amend him
his family and eating their meat
sthe megas came
Once again I trapped it
sbut into a glass has filled with water
watched it drawn as it Mated ta the top
it was killed I teal: its meat
gr: ta my ether farm of cattle
tell them of what I did
Na was disobey me new
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#146 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
+1
#139 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#136 - baim (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 - peezle (04/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between crazy and insane?

Crazy is killing 50 infants with a 6 foot long steel dildo.
Insane is doing the same thing, but jacking off to picture of margaret thatcher while wearing a clown suit.
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#144 to #134 - blockheadboy (04/19/2013) [-]
thats what i expected
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User avatar #123 - spysappinmysasha (04/19/2013) [-]
I often force the calf, after they grow up, to mate with their mother. Each new calf must mate with its mother. There is one mother. I like my meat nice and special.
#121 - reptarrawr (04/19/2013) [-]
best minecraft pic i could find
User avatar #142 to #121 - DCat (04/19/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, man. Pixel art is kickass.
User avatar #149 to #142 - mrsonic ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, too bad it's that ****** Spritecraft program, and that he barely put any effort into doing this.
#120 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
I don't why but when I read he locked the cow in a cellar and it would grow up in there not knowing the outside world, I thought he was going to make the story into a bane story :p
User avatar #122 to #120 - chuckbillrow (04/19/2013) [-]
so did I!
#118 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians segregate from everybody, have completely expressionless faces, and are very untalkative to hide that they can read minds. Asians have expressionless faces to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, so they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening. Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
#117 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
What you did to those cows was udderly diabolical.
#131 to #117 - deadinferno (04/19/2013) [-]
Carlos you little 						****					!!!
Carlos you little **** !!!
#148 to #131 - aceboy (04/19/2013) [-]
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#130 to #117 - raexe (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 to #117 - penguindoom (04/19/2013) [-]
Dammit Carlos
User avatar #114 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/19/2013) [-]
You gotta make your own fun...
#113 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
>/b/ plays minecraft
>/v/
User avatar #109 - theqwertyops ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
**theqwertyops rolls 508**
#105 - illutvar (04/19/2013) [-]
did somebody say meat
#102 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians segregate from everybody, have completely expressionless faces, and are very untalkative to hide that they can read minds. Asians have expressionless faces to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, so they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening. Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
#99 - doyoulikeapizza (04/19/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at The first slowking **
#97 - koalasonfire (04/19/2013) [-]
My friend and I were starting a 2 player world on hard difficulty. We spawned on some forested islands and walked a long way and began digging an underground house. We were doing ok. I was getting stone for a new home when It gets dark. So I sprint back home and I dodge a creeper, but fail somehow and that creeper blows the 						****					 up. I'm down to half health and we start taking stone I collected and boarding up and another creeper runs in and explodes and destroys our beds and one of our chests.   
Four zombies and two skeletons and another creeper come, kill me, friend gets shot and swarmed by zombies and our little base is gone. So it's still night now, and we run back to get the few remaining things in the chests/ stuff that we dropped, and we see two spider jockeys. I don't see how. That was the only time we've ever seen a spider jockey. The two kill us and we respawn and run home, chased by jockeys and grab cobblestone, and build walls (unfinished) on a small island. We lived in a 						****					 unfinished house for two days before beds were made.    
We eventually made it along okay, but damn.
My friend and I were starting a 2 player world on hard difficulty. We spawned on some forested islands and walked a long way and began digging an underground house. We were doing ok. I was getting stone for a new home when It gets dark. So I sprint back home and I dodge a creeper, but fail somehow and that creeper blows the **** up. I'm down to half health and we start taking stone I collected and boarding up and another creeper runs in and explodes and destroys our beds and one of our chests.
Four zombies and two skeletons and another creeper come, kill me, friend gets shot and swarmed by zombies and our little base is gone. So it's still night now, and we run back to get the few remaining things in the chests/ stuff that we dropped, and we see two spider jockeys. I don't see how. That was the only time we've ever seen a spider jockey. The two kill us and we respawn and run home, chased by jockeys and grab cobblestone, and build walls (unfinished) on a small island. We lived in a **** unfinished house for two days before beds were made.
We eventually made it along okay, but damn.
User avatar #101 to #97 - karvarausku (04/19/2013) [-]
Wasn't hard "you die you die for good"?
User avatar #138 to #132 - karvarausku (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh right... I mixed up those things...
But with ******** when you have gotten so far and you are afraid of dying... Damn that adrenaline rush.
User avatar #129 to #101 - iloveburzum (04/19/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #96 - bottleofrum (04/19/2013) [-]
but what was this MY and why was it set into action?
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