/b/ plays Minecraft

That's pretty metal.

I have 3-4 generations of inbred animals imprisoned underground. I killed the original 2 after the first 2 or 3 were born. None of my animals have ever seen the light of day, trees, grass, or water.

I built my own cow dungeon... I would trap them in there, no light, no water, nothing.

I would force them to breed until there was no room in their cage. I would then open the cage just long enough for a few of them to escape.

Then I'd pull a lever that would flood the room in water, let all the cows drown.

While the survivors watched I would take the meat and skin from the cows, make armor out of the cow skin and eat all the meat.

Then the survivors would be forced back into the cage to start breeding again.





I've done this ten times now.
am I evil?

I shall return to haunt your dreams for the rest of your miserable life!!

I once mad a cow death camp.

Press of a lever could release a small bit of lava and burn some.

I forced them to breed so they would suffer more, all because a cow escaped.

What you did to those cows was udderly diabolical.

WHAT DID YOU SET INTO ACTION!?!?

My friend and I were starting a 2 player world on hard difficulty. We spawned on some forested islands and walked a long way and began digging an underground house. We were doing ok. I was getting stone for a new home when It gets dark. So I sprint back home and I dodge a creeper, but fail somehow and that creeper blows the fuck up. I'm down to half health and we start taking stone I collected and boarding up and another creeper runs in and explodes and destroys our beds and one of our chests.
Four zombies and two skeletons and another creeper come, kill me, friend gets shot and swarmed by zombies and our little base is gone. So it's still night now, and we run back to get the few remaining things in the chests/ stuff that we dropped, and we see two spider jockeys. I don't see how. That was the only time we've ever seen a spider jockey. The two kill us and we respawn and run home, chased by jockeys and grab cobblestone, and build walls (unfinished) on a small island. We lived in a shit unfinished house for two days before beds were made.
We eventually made it along okay, but damn.

best minecraft pic i could find

I didn't read the title till after I read the story and my face when I finished the story
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I'll never kill a cow in minecraft again.