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/b/ plays Minecraft

bred trans of caves
It v'. if had taur claws and are calf
i hp‘ ‘i bred than again
l, "f . , sone calf In particular never chatted me
ssa I tacit it cut into my hause and lacked in a dirt cellar
an grew up in there net knawing the outside
the constent macs it odviously missed it mather.
wth, I let him free
wwhile they happily lived my was set oretty acme
retiree it was sleeping I came we their farm
skilled his family
whirred his family into armor
sas seen as it a'. -apical danced amend him
his family and eating their meat
sthe megas came
Once again I trapped it
sbut into a glass has filled with water
watched it drawn as it Mated ta the top
it was killed I teal: its meat
gr: ta my ether farm of cattle
tell them of what I did
Na was disobey me new
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#1 - xxangelisxx (04/18/2013) [-]
That's pretty metal.
That's pretty metal.
#47 - epicburana (04/19/2013) [-]
I shall return to haunt your dreams for the rest of your miserable life!!
#87 - kingarturi (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - dementedllama (04/18/2013) [-]
I have 3-4 generations of inbred animals imprisoned underground. I killed the original 2 after the first 2 or 3 were born. None of my animals have ever seen the light of day, trees, grass, or water.
User avatar #83 to #4 - ChumLeee (04/19/2013) [-]
Sup Josef Fritzle
User avatar #137 to #83 - dethfreezy (04/19/2013) [-]
Ice cold my friend. Ice cold.
#136 - baim (04/19/2013) [-]
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#25 - idylex (04/18/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SET INTO ACTION!?!?
WHAT DID YOU SET INTO ACTION!?!?
User avatar #32 to #25 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/19/2013) [-]
its bothering me too! IB classes...
#56 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
I built my own cow dungeon... I would trap them in there, no light, no water, nothing.

I would force them to breed until there was no room in their cage. I would then open the cage just long enough for a few of them to escape.

Then I'd pull a lever that would flood the room in water, let all the cows drown.

While the survivors watched I would take the meat and skin from the cows, make armor out of the cow skin and eat all the meat.

Then the survivors would be forced back into the cage to start breeding again.





I've done this ten times now.
am I evil?
#104 to #56 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
You just gave me all kinds of crazy awesome ideas for an underground farm. Build an entire farm underground with pigs cows and chickens, with a man made lake above it, and your flood harvesting system. It would be laid out in a 2x2 grid, with 3 sections with animals and the fourth section for plants and a glass roof so they will grow.
Oh wow, I have so many ideas now, thank your, you might have just gotten me to play minecraft again. I haven't played in like a year.
User avatar #58 to #56 - nucularwar (04/19/2013) [-]
You're not evil but I request detailed schematics of your efficient cow chambers
#62 to #58 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
Its just a chamber with a gate at one end, there is a ramp leading down to the bottom (from the gate) and the lever lets water in. Normally one or two cows will be on the ramp and survive.

There is one drain at the bottom to let the water out eventually.
User avatar #67 to #62 - nucularwar (04/19/2013) [-]
won't the cows just float to the top?
#69 to #67 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
there is a low ceiling.
User avatar #70 to #69 - nucularwar (04/19/2013) [-]
ah gotcha. I came up with an egg factory farm idea I haven't tested yet:
if you make a horizontal layer of glass panes or iron bars and make 1x1 cages for chickens with a gate on one side, the chickens shouldn't have enough room to drop through the pane/bar grid but their eggs should be able to.
#72 to #70 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
My next adventure was going to be going with pigs, but they aren't kosher.
User avatar #73 to #72 - nucularwar (04/19/2013) [-]
Pigs are too hard to farm now, if you don't spawn next to a village or get lucky fighting zombies you aren't going to find carrots anywhere and in most worlds I've had recently there's pigs everywhere but no cows to be seen
#75 to #73 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
I thought wheat worked for all critters?
User avatar #77 to #75 - nucularwar (04/19/2013) [-]
Not anymore, wheat works on cows and sheep (most useless animals in minecraft), seeds for chickens and carrots for pigs.
I think pigs should be able to eat anything the player can.
#79 to #77 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
Damn. Guess I'll go with sheep then.

Maybe build a cage for some spiders and start feeding them lambchops. See what it does for them?
User avatar #80 to #79 - nucularwar (04/19/2013) [-]
Problem is sheep don't give you any meat when you kill them, just wool.
#81 to #80 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
**** ... you can tell I'm kinda newby. I've only recently started playing outside sandbox mode.



do spiders eat meat from cows?
User avatar #82 to #81 - nucularwar (04/19/2013) [-]
spiders don't eat at all.
#84 to #82 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
bu... how can I raise master race of spider overlords to unleash on my neighbors with out feeding them?!
User avatar #85 to #84 - nucularwar (04/19/2013) [-]
It sucks, you can't raise hostile mobs. Only way you can even try (I think this works) is find a dungeon with a spawner, and use pistons to move the spawner to wherever you want it.
#97 - koalasonfire (04/19/2013) [-]
My friend and I were starting a 2 player world on hard difficulty. We spawned on some forested islands and walked a long way and began digging an underground house. We were doing ok. I was getting stone for a new home when It gets dark. So I sprint back home and I dodge a creeper, but fail somehow and that creeper blows the 			****		 up. I'm down to half health and we start taking stone I collected and boarding up and another creeper runs in and explodes and destroys our beds and one of our chests.   
Four zombies and two skeletons and another creeper come, kill me, friend gets shot and swarmed by zombies and our little base is gone. So it's still night now, and we run back to get the few remaining things in the chests/ stuff that we dropped, and we see two spider jockeys. I don't see how. That was the only time we've ever seen a spider jockey. The two kill us and we respawn and run home, chased by jockeys and grab cobblestone, and build walls (unfinished) on a small island. We lived in a 			****		 unfinished house for two days before beds were made.    
We eventually made it along okay, but damn.
My friend and I were starting a 2 player world on hard difficulty. We spawned on some forested islands and walked a long way and began digging an underground house. We were doing ok. I was getting stone for a new home when It gets dark. So I sprint back home and I dodge a creeper, but fail somehow and that creeper blows the **** up. I'm down to half health and we start taking stone I collected and boarding up and another creeper runs in and explodes and destroys our beds and one of our chests.
Four zombies and two skeletons and another creeper come, kill me, friend gets shot and swarmed by zombies and our little base is gone. So it's still night now, and we run back to get the few remaining things in the chests/ stuff that we dropped, and we see two spider jockeys. I don't see how. That was the only time we've ever seen a spider jockey. The two kill us and we respawn and run home, chased by jockeys and grab cobblestone, and build walls (unfinished) on a small island. We lived in a **** unfinished house for two days before beds were made.
We eventually made it along okay, but damn.
User avatar #101 to #97 - karvarausku ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Wasn't hard "you die you die for good"?
User avatar #132 to #101 - deadinferno (04/19/2013) [-]
That's Hardcore
User avatar #138 to #132 - karvarausku ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh right... I mixed up those things...
But with hardcore when you have gotten so far and you are afraid of dying... Damn that adrenaline rush.
User avatar #129 to #101 - iloveburzum (04/19/2013) [-]
no.
#117 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
What you did to those cows was udderly diabolical.
#130 to #117 - raexe (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 to #117 - penguindoom (04/19/2013) [-]
Dammit Carlos
#131 to #117 - deadinferno (04/19/2013) [-]
Carlos you little 			****		!!!
Carlos you little **** !!!
#148 to #131 - aceboy ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
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#121 - reptarrawr (04/19/2013) [-]
best minecraft pic i could find
User avatar #142 to #121 - DCat (04/19/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, man. Pixel art is kickass.
User avatar #149 to #142 - mrsonic (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, too bad it's that ****** Spritecraft program, and that he barely put any effort into doing this.
#3 - WimTehNecro (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #110 to #3 - darthlegolas (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm surprised i haven't seen this with a surprised patrick somewhere
#90 - Sataria (04/19/2013) [-]
I didn't read the title till after I read the story and my face when I finished the story
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#2 - axb (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - dagramcraka (04/18/2013) [-]
>my was set into action
#37 - imostlyroll (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - mrmuffins (04/18/2013) [-]
I once mad a cow death camp.

Press of a lever could release a small bit of lava and burn some.

I forced them to breed so they would suffer more, all because a cow escaped.
User avatar #24 to #23 - largilloquent (04/18/2013) [-]
one might call it a cow-centration camp
#26 to #23 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Was it in Dacow?
#146 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
#120 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
I don't why but when I read he locked the cow in a cellar and it would grow up in there not knowing the outside world, I thought he was going to make the story into a bane story :p
User avatar #122 to #120 - chuckbillrow (04/19/2013) [-]
so did I!
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