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#1 - xxangelisxx

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(04/18/2013)[-]

That's pretty metal.

#28 to #1 - frysandaburger

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#74 to #1 - johnturdell

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#95 to #1 - supersaiyajin

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(04/19/2013)[-]

#16 - anon id: b555e0b7

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(04/18/2013)[-]

******* gamer virgin nerd.

#17 to #16 - waffies

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(04/18/2013)[-]

im honestly confused what you think that you are by comparison...

#29 to #17 - flamingpie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

An angry black man obviously

#33 to #16 - thelonesniper

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(04/19/2013)[-]

DJ 4DM1N should make the new anonymous "Virgin Gamer Nerd"

#52 to #33 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#21 to #16 - kakkakrabbypatty

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#18 to #16 - electrickwalrus

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#66 to #16 - skinless

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(04/19/2013)[-]

this anons a successful troll

#63 to #16 - huntergriff#196 on contentRank#196

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Dude do you do this **** on every video game post? Were you abused as a kid? forced to play sports and restricted from playing video games or something?

#89 to #63 - anon id: b555e0b7

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(04/19/2013)[-]

I chose to play sports... I wasn't a ******* shut in during my childhood. I had something called friends and we went outside. You know, the place with the big yellow circle in the sky? That you close your blinds while sitting in your dark room playing video games because it's shinning too brightly and there's a glare on your screen?

#91 to #89 - huntergriff#196 on contentRank#196

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(04/19/2013)[-]

>I had something called friends
>implying i don't have friends

i'm sorry, did i rustle your jimmies?

#36 to #16 - crazyolitis

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(04/19/2013)[-]

I respect your opinion and ****. I couldn't care less about what you think of the game, I just want to post this gif.

#22 to #16 - CrackPipeWillie

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(04/18/2013)[-]

Dayuuuuum

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#4 - dementedllama

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(04/18/2013)[-]

I have 3-4 generations of inbred animals imprisoned underground. I killed the original 2 after the first 2 or 3 were born. None of my animals have ever seen the light of day, trees, grass, or water.

#83 to #4 - ChumLeee

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Sup Josef Fritzle

#137 to #83 - dethfreezy

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Ice cold my friend. Ice cold.

#56 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

I built my own cow dungeon... I would trap them in there, no light, no water, nothing.

I would force them to breed until there was no room in their cage. I would then open the cage just long enough for a few of them to escape.

Then I'd pull a lever that would flood the room in water, let all the cows drown.

While the survivors watched I would take the meat and skin from the cows, make armor out of the cow skin and eat all the meat.

Then the survivors would be forced back into the cage to start breeding again.

I've done this ten times now.
am I evil?

#58 to #56 - nucularwar

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(04/19/2013)[-]

You're not evil but I request detailed schematics of your efficient cow chambers

#62 to #58 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Its just a chamber with a gate at one end, there is a ramp leading down to the bottom (from the gate) and the lever lets water in. Normally one or two cows will be on the ramp and survive.

There is one drain at the bottom to let the water out eventually.

#67 to #62 - nucularwar

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(04/19/2013)[-]

won't the cows just float to the top?

#69 to #67 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

there is a low ceiling.

#70 to #69 - nucularwar

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(04/19/2013)[-]

ah gotcha. I came up with an egg factory farm idea I haven't tested yet:
if you make a horizontal layer of glass panes or iron bars and make 1x1 cages for chickens with a gate on one side, the chickens shouldn't have enough room to drop through the pane/bar grid but their eggs should be able to.

#72 to #70 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

My next adventure was going to be going with pigs, but they aren't kosher.

#73 to #72 - nucularwar

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Pigs are too hard to farm now, if you don't spawn next to a village or get lucky fighting zombies you aren't going to find carrots anywhere and in most worlds I've had recently there's pigs everywhere but no cows to be seen

#75 to #73 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

I thought wheat worked for all critters?

#77 to #75 - nucularwar

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Not anymore, wheat works on cows and sheep (most useless animals in minecraft), seeds for chickens and carrots for pigs.
I think pigs should be able to eat anything the player can.

#79 to #77 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Damn. Guess I'll go with sheep then.

Maybe build a cage for some spiders and start feeding them lambchops. See what it does for them?

#80 to #79 - nucularwar

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Problem is sheep don't give you any meat when you kill them, just wool.

#81 to #80 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

****... you can tell I'm kinda newby. I've only recently started playing outside sandbox mode.

do spiders eat meat from cows?

#82 to #81 - nucularwar

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(04/19/2013)[-]

spiders don't eat at all.

#84 to #82 - tomthehippie

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(04/19/2013)[-]

bu... how can I raise master race of spider overlords to unleash on my neighbors with out feeding them?!

#85 to #84 - nucularwar

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(04/19/2013)[-]

It sucks, you can't raise hostile mobs. Only way you can even try (I think this works) is find a dungeon with a spawner, and use pistons to move the spawner to wherever you want it.

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(04/19/2013)[-]

You just gave me all kinds of crazy awesome ideas for an underground farm. Build an entire farm underground with pigs cows and chickens, with a man made lake above it, and your flood harvesting system. It would be laid out in a 2x2 grid, with 3 sections with animals and the fourth section for plants and a glass roof so they will grow.
Oh wow, I have so many ideas now, thank your, you might have just gotten me to play minecraft again. I haven't played in like a year.

#47 - epicburana

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(04/19/2013)[-]

I shall return to haunt your dreams for the rest of your miserable life!!

#87 - kingarturi

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#136 - baim

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#117 - solarisofcelestia#404 on commentsRank#404

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(04/19/2013)[-]

What you did to those cows was udderly diabolical.

#131 to #117 - deadinferno

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Carlos you little ****!!!

#148 to #131 - aceboy

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#119 to #117 - penguindoom

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(04/19/2013)[-]

Dammit Carlos

#125 to #117 - sillywall

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#25 - idylex

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(04/18/2013)[-]

WHAT DID YOU SET INTO ACTION!?!?

#32 to #25 - KINGOFTHESTARS

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(04/19/2013)[-]

its bothering me too! IB classes...

#97 - koalasonfire

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(04/19/2013)[-]

My friend and I were starting a 2 player world on hard difficulty. We spawned on some forested islands and walked a long way and began digging an underground house. We were doing ok. I was getting stone for a new home when It gets dark. So I sprint back home and I dodge a creeper, but fail somehow and that creeper blows the **** up. I'm down to half health and we start taking stone I collected and boarding up and another creeper runs in and explodes and destroys our beds and one of our chests.
Four zombies and two skeletons and another creeper come, kill me, friend gets shot and swarmed by zombies and our little base is gone. So it's still night now, and we run back to get the few remaining things in the chests/ stuff that we dropped, and we see two spider jockeys. I don't see how. That was the only time we've ever seen a spider jockey. The two kill us and we respawn and run home, chased by jockeys and grab cobblestone, and build walls (unfinished) on a small island. We lived in a **** unfinished house for two days before beds were made.
We eventually made it along okay, but damn.