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Tails of a Bouncer

I'm copyrighting that pickup line

Dude T He way.
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User avatar #1 - thewalruss (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't get it :|
#9 - pappathethird (04/18/2013) [-]
that was classy
that was classy
#19 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I didn't know bouncers had tails.
#33 - tigasingy (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Mine
User avatar #21 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (04/18/2013) [+] (15 replies)
oh god. best pick up line i've ever heard.
does anyone knows more like this?
User avatar #23 to #21 - alstorp (04/18/2013) [-]
ey u wan sum fuk?
#139 - bloodmachine (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Do you work at subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long.
#165 - SergeantPWN (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can finally use this!
#24 - spazzin (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Are your parents retarded?

Because you're special.
#31 - qubot (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
best pick up line ever.
#138 - ishotthedeputy (04/19/2013) [-]
My pickup line
#135 - oishiine (04/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is probably the worst thing I've ever made.
#48 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (04/18/2013) [+] (16 replies)
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"Tails" of a bouncer?
+16
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#32 - stafeezy (04/18/2013) [-]
bouncer with a tail
#167 - pedophant (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
#181 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Okay, so here's what you do.   
Say you're on the bus or whatever, and there's an attractive girl beside you. "Misplace" your phone and say "Hey, I lost my phone, can you call it?" Then bam, get her to call that 						****					. Get off the transportation or whatever the 						****					 you were doing when you finally left your house for once and text like "It's the guy from the ... I didn't actually lose my phone, I just thought you were cute and couldn't work up the guts to talk to you." Worst case scenario, she doesn't reply. No biggie.   
   
So what do you think Funnyjunk? YES? NO?
Okay, so here's what you do.
Say you're on the bus or whatever, and there's an attractive girl beside you. "Misplace" your phone and say "Hey, I lost my phone, can you call it?" Then bam, get her to call that **** . Get off the transportation or whatever the **** you were doing when you finally left your house for once and text like "It's the guy from the ... I didn't actually lose my phone, I just thought you were cute and couldn't work up the guts to talk to you." Worst case scenario, she doesn't reply. No biggie.

So what do you think Funnyjunk? YES? NO?
#56 - icecreamonnips (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my sides are outside the atmosphere
#4 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I know a lot of users find rage comics cancerous, but hell the ******** made this 10 times funnier.
User avatar #5 to #4 - bloodspider (04/18/2013) [-]
I see no problem with rage faces as long as they are used properly and the content is good.
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