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Tails of a Bouncer. I'm copyrighting that pickup line. Dude T He way. Me at work minding my tatally What the ewn think your makes yen wants think me that aaww l

I'm copyrighting that pickup line

Dude T He way.
Me at work minding my tatally What the
ewn * think your ****
makes yen
wants think
**** me that
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**** ls grabbed my
about balls and
whispered
T want :
**** you
And now it' s time for
the best pickup line
I have heard while
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ls standing behind me* shoots *
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are you a
beaver?
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#1 - thewalruss
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I don't get it :|
#52 to #1 - nyawgga
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#2 to #1 - warriorwrath [OP]
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(04/18/2013) [-]
#8 to #2 - deathbird
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(04/18/2013) [-]
So thats where DAYUMMMMMM comes from.
#197 to #2 - thewalruss
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Sadly, I still don't get the d-AY-um part
#9 - pappathethird
Reply +110
(04/18/2013) [-]
that was classy
that was classy
#19 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know bouncers had tails.
#91 to #19 - Durp
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(04/18/2013) [-]
But beavers do.
#20 to #19 - warriorwrath [OP]
Reply +9
(04/18/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#22 to #20 - theawesomeyoghurt
Reply +17
(04/18/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet virgin ass you did.
#30 to #22 - tormain ONLINE
Reply +6
(04/18/2013) [-]
that picute is genuis, this made my night
that picute is genuis, this made my night
#35 to #30 - theawesomeyoghurt
Reply +4
(04/18/2013) [-]
No problem my good man, no problem at all.
No problem my good man, no problem at all.
#108 to #20 - twi
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
what is the sauce of that bunny
#29 to #20 - lorkhan
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Awww **** its that bunny, man I laughed my ass of to those episodes.
#33 - tigasingy
Reply +62
(04/18/2013) [-]
Mine
#133 to #33 - chiktikkavaspaus
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
Wendy's nuts? IT'S A TRAP!   
   
yes, I get the joke......
Wendy's nuts? IT'S A TRAP!

yes, I get the joke......
#39 to #33 - warriorwrath [OP]
Reply +7
(04/18/2013) [-]
Yes...i love these
#57 to #33 - icecreamonnips
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(04/18/2013) [-]
#21 - bigblacknegro
Reply +5
(04/18/2013) [-]
oh god. best pick up line i've ever heard.
does anyone knows more like this?
#166 to #21 - pedophant
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I wish you were like my big toe so I could bang you on my coffee table all day long.
Is your dad retarded? Because you're special.
#68 to #21 - xgeneration
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(04/18/2013) [-]
im horny
**** me pls
#151 to #21 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(04/19/2013) [-]
Are you walking alone to your car later on?
#49 to #21 - heartlessrobot
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I have a dick and a knife, you decide which one's going in you.
#34 to #21 - mezzjuc
Reply +9
(04/18/2013) [-]
Hey, are you a T-rex?
"No."
Yes.
#38 to #34 - bigblacknegro
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
need a backup plan. what if she answers with "what?" or "why?"
#47 to #38 - mezzjuc
Reply +6
(04/18/2013) [-]
The answer is always yes.   
Hey are you a T-ex?    
"What?!"   
Yes.   
   
You say "Yes" so often that "Yes" becomes the only word in her vocabulary.   
Then you finish off with "u wan sum fuk?"    
"Yes"   
   
YFW
The answer is always yes.
Hey are you a T-ex?
"What?!"
Yes.

You say "Yes" so often that "Yes" becomes the only word in her vocabulary.
Then you finish off with "u wan sum fuk?"
"Yes"

YFW
#55 to #47 - bigblacknegro
Reply +3
(04/18/2013) [-]
that's genius.
#23 to #21 - alstorp
Reply +62
(04/18/2013) [-]
ey u wan sum fuk?
#28 to #23 - mezzjuc
Reply +7
(04/18/2013) [-]
Laughed so loud my dad came in with a loaded shotgun
Laughed so loud my dad came in with a loaded shotgun
#36 to #28 - Davidowns
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Could you please explain what exactly made your father enter the room with a LOADED shotgun?
#41 to #36 - mezzjuc
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Because the exorcist turned out to be a serial killer.
Because the exorcist turned out to be a serial killer.
#45 to #41 - Davidowns
Reply +4
(04/18/2013) [-]
Call me retarded but I don't understand.
#50 to #45 - mezzjuc
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
I laughed so loud my dad called an exorcist, but the exorcist turned out to be a serial killer...   
I just realised how bad I am at making jokes.
I laughed so loud my dad called an exorcist, but the exorcist turned out to be a serial killer...
I just realised how bad I am at making jokes.
#51 to #50 - Davidowns
Reply +3
(04/18/2013) [-]
Okay than, have a nice day.
#139 - bloodmachine
Reply +50
(04/19/2013) [-]
Do you work at subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long.
#173 to #139 - zombiejew ONLINE
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#153 to #139 - zdaninjamonkey
Reply +8
(04/19/2013) [-]
Do you wash your pants with Windex, cause I can totally see myself in them
Do you wash your pants with Windex, cause I can totally see myself in them
#165 - SergeantPWN
Reply +44
(04/19/2013) [-]
I can finally use this!
#242 to #165 - anon
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
anyone think it should be " cuz you dam fine"... or is it just me
#24 - spazzin
Reply +43
(04/18/2013) [-]
Are your parents retarded?

Because you're special.
#76 to #24 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Stolen from Robin Williams.
btw it's "because you sure are special"
#78 to #76 - spazzin
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(04/18/2013) [-]
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#114 to #78 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
cool story bro
#31 - qubot
Reply +36
(04/18/2013) [-]
best pick up line ever.
#53 to #31 - triggathepirate
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(04/18/2013) [-]
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#138 - ishotthedeputy
Reply +27
(04/19/2013) [-]
My pickup line