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Tails of a Bouncer

Tails of a Bouncer. I'm copyrighting that pickup line. Dude T He way. Me at work minding my tatally What the ewn think your makes yen wants think me that aaww l

I'm copyrighting that pickup line

Dude T He way.
Me at work minding my tatally What the
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makes yen
wants think
**** me that
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**** ls grabbed my
about balls and
whispered
T want :
**** you
And now it' s time for
the best pickup line
I have heard while
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are you a
beaver?
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#139 - bloodmachine (04/19/2013) [-]
Do you work at subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long.
#153 to #139 - zdaninjamonkey (04/19/2013) [-]
Do you wash your pants with Windex, cause I can totally see myself in them
Do you wash your pants with Windex, cause I can totally see myself in them
#19 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know bouncers had tails.
User avatar #91 to #19 - Durp (04/18/2013) [-]
But beavers do.
#20 to #19 - warriorwrath (04/18/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#22 to #20 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/18/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet virgin ass you did.
#30 to #22 - tormain (04/18/2013) [-]
that picute is genuis, this made my night
that picute is genuis, this made my night
#35 to #30 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/18/2013) [-]
No problem my good man, no problem at all.
No problem my good man, no problem at all.
User avatar #108 to #20 - twi (04/18/2013) [-]
what is the sauce of that bunny
User avatar #29 to #20 - lorkhan (04/18/2013) [-]
Awww **** its that bunny, man I laughed my ass of to those episodes.
#9 - pappathethird (04/18/2013) [-]
that was classy
that was classy
#165 - SergeantPWN (04/19/2013) [-]
I can finally use this!
#242 to #165 - John Cena (04/19/2013) [-]
anyone think it should be " cuz you dam fine"... or is it just me
#31 - qubot (04/18/2013) [-]
best pick up line ever.
#33 - tigasingy (04/18/2013) [-]
Mine
#133 to #33 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/18/2013) [-]
Wendy's nuts? IT'S A TRAP!   
   
yes, I get the joke......
Wendy's nuts? IT'S A TRAP!

yes, I get the joke......
User avatar #39 to #33 - warriorwrath (04/18/2013) [-]
Yes...i love these
#138 - ishotthedeputy (04/19/2013) [-]
My pickup line
#135 - oishiine (04/19/2013) [-]
This is probably the worst thing I've ever made.
#142 to #141 - oishiine (04/19/2013) [-]
Thanks or something
User avatar #210 to #135 - walkingdisaster (04/19/2013) [-]
A for effort
User avatar #193 to #135 - africanking (04/19/2013) [-]
why the **** am I laughing so hard at this
#24 - spazzin (04/18/2013) [-]
Are your parents retarded?

Because you're special.
#76 to #24 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Stolen from Robin Williams.
btw it's "because you sure are special"
#78 to #76 - spazzin (04/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#114 to #78 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
cool story bro
+16
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#32 - stafeezy (04/18/2013) [-]
bouncer with a tail
#167 - pedophant (04/19/2013) [-]
Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
User avatar #168 to #167 - missylyn (04/19/2013) [-]
I lol'd
#205 to #167 - jimmytwoshoes (04/19/2013) [-]
master of seduction!
#56 - icecreamonnips (04/18/2013) [-]
my sides are outside the atmosphere
User avatar #234 to #56 - spysappinmysasha (04/19/2013) [-]
i am surprised you, or anyone for that matter thought this was funny. I mean seriously this isnt worthy of front page. Much less the number 1 spot.
#180 - elcreepo (04/19/2013) [-]
If I was a bouncer.
#169 - John Cena (04/19/2013) [-]
My friend tried this in October. The response was "You're father must be a carpenter. You look like a tool."
User avatar #162 - hotgog (04/19/2013) [-]
honestly thought punch line would be "cuz youre giving me wood" but DAAAAAYYYUUUUMMMMM is way better
#159 - guidedhandsbitch (04/19/2013) [-]
Ayy gurl, you got something on yo chest....   
   
   
   
   
Mah eyes.
Ayy gurl, you got something on yo chest....




Mah eyes.
#181 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [-]
Okay, so here's what you do.   
Say you're on the bus or whatever, and there's an attractive girl beside you. "Misplace" your phone and say "Hey, I lost my phone, can you call it?" Then bam, get her to call that 			****		. Get off the transportation or whatever the 			****		 you were doing when you finally left your house for once and text like "It's the guy from the ... I didn't actually lose my phone, I just thought you were cute and couldn't work up the guts to talk to you." Worst case scenario, she doesn't reply. No biggie.   
   
So what do you think Funnyjunk? YES? NO?
Okay, so here's what you do.
Say you're on the bus or whatever, and there's an attractive girl beside you. "Misplace" your phone and say "Hey, I lost my phone, can you call it?" Then bam, get her to call that **** . Get off the transportation or whatever the **** you were doing when you finally left your house for once and text like "It's the guy from the ... I didn't actually lose my phone, I just thought you were cute and couldn't work up the guts to talk to you." Worst case scenario, she doesn't reply. No biggie.

So what do you think Funnyjunk? YES? NO?
#188 to #181 - fartssmellgreat (04/19/2013) [-]
creepy
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