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Listen Here

Liqourice‘ be An
Maurine‘ '. eiio C)
get away from ear n dont nicki minaj and your lolking ****
dont diss nick Fool
Tristan Barker E! minute esc-
Maurice I need you to do something For me,
I need you to find the nearest scrabble set, get all of the pieces Givith
letters on them, and eat them all,
Then, find the strongest laxatives that you can and consume them,
Then when you' shat out a bunch of scrabble letters, intros me what
they say.
Because that will probably make more sense than anything you will say
intentionally, you illiterate son of a bitch.
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#8 - faithrider (04/18/2013) [-]
DON'T DO THIS, I TRIED IT ONCE, AND SHAT OUT THE FIRST TWILIGHT NOVEL!
User avatar #30 to #8 - wildikdog ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I would thumb you up, but right now the thumbs are perfect
Hue Hue Hue
User avatar #11 to #8 - bizzareslam (04/18/2013) [-]
What about the other books? You never learn.
#20 to #11 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [-]
Its alright dude, he got drunk.

We all do stupid **** that sounds like a great idea, but isn't, thanks to alcohol.
User avatar #17 - ivoryhammer (04/19/2013) [-]
Put a shirt on
User avatar #1 - jedawg (04/18/2013) [-]
******* love Tristan Barker
#29 - leagetshitpack (04/19/2013) [-]
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#33 - gobnick (04/19/2013) [-]
read mourice as this guy
#28 - djequalizee (04/19/2013) [-]
Better start eating those scrabble letters Mourice
#7 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
am i the only one who thinks tristan is a fag for posing shirtless on facebook?
#32 to #7 - oborawatabinost (04/19/2013) [-]
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Not when he's talking to Mourice
#9 to #7 - perplexgg (04/18/2013) [-]
That's what dictates your opinion of someone?
User avatar #12 to #9 - cheesewithmold (04/18/2013) [-]
It does for me.
I once had a childhood friend who I spoke with constantly over MSN. Then one day, my family moved to a whole other place, and I made new friends and forgot about my childhood friend.

A year or so later, he just popped into my head and I decided to check what he was up to. I looked at his profile picture and it's just him, shirtless, with some sunglasses on inside his room.

I deleted him immediately.
User avatar #15 to #12 - anametoremember (04/19/2013) [-]
Then you're a pretty superficial and biased person. No means to disrespect.
User avatar #21 to #15 - cheesewithmold (04/19/2013) [-]
Logging on to find out your old friend just turned into a douchebag and then deleting him isn't superficial. They say not to judge a book by it's cover, but this was over the top.
User avatar #25 to #21 - anametoremember (04/19/2013) [-]
It may seem so, but no. Don't associate some behaviors to certain kind of people, or you end up judging everyone only based on superficial stereotypes. After all, didn't he used to be your friend? That'd mean that you used to share something with him, and probably still do, so it's worth the try to get back being friends. Dismissing him so quickly just because he posed shirtless for a photo is just silly.
User avatar #42 to #25 - cheesewithmold (04/19/2013) [-]
Well it's too late now. It's been a couple of years since then.
I wouldn't expect the outcome of me talking to him to be any more different than my original idea of his changed self, considering one of my other friends had seen him over the year, and did say that he was acting a bit egotistical.

Still, you do have a point.
User avatar #22 to #21 - spyrothehedgehog (04/19/2013) [-]
being shirtless on the internet doesn't make you a douchebag. being a douchebag makes you a douchebag
User avatar #24 to #22 - cheesewithmold (04/19/2013) [-]
Taking a picture of yourself with your muscles and abs showing to the camera, while YOU'RE INSIDE YOUR ROOM, with sunglasses on is pretty representative of a douchebag.

User avatar #23 to #9 - errdayimfjing (04/19/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #5 - infamoustrapper (04/18/2013) [-]
Tristan Barker is possibly the biggest faggot that has ever existed. Seriously. Just read his comments, he's such a massive music elitist douche that insults anything that is popular.
#31 to #5 - welcometoatl (04/19/2013) [-]
Thank you. For some reason it seems that the internet rallies behind him. He's one of, if not the most pretentious person that I know of. His arguments and insults are against those who lack half of a brain to call him out on his cancerous personality.

To me, Tristan Barker is one of those people that If he lived around me, I would go out of my way to find him and punch him in that stupid douchey face of his, regardless of any consequence.
#27 - falconxmard (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - flamingbaby (04/19/2013) [-]
ERMAGHERD FRONT PAGE
User avatar #26 to #19 - liquidz (04/19/2013) [-]
h4x
#4 - sniperknug (04/18/2013) [-]
He is so handsome!
He is so handsome!
User avatar #34 - zorororonoa (04/19/2013) [-]
As much as I hate it when people are illiterate, if you need to take the time to type out an insult like that, you really aren't any better. Just my two cents.
#39 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
what Marjorie answered I am stunned that some one able to earn $4029 in 1 month on the internet. did you see this website and go to home tab for more detail--->>> BIG76.ℂℴℳ
#38 - doyoulikeapizza (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 - shazmothree (04/19/2013) [-]
After watching some American Idol with my mom I can say that Nicki Minaj isn't even that bad compared to Mariah Carrey, that lady's a bitch
#37 to #35 - ProperInsanityWolf (04/19/2013) [-]
who the **** still watches american idol? i realized its the same **** , different year on the second season -__-
User avatar #40 to #35 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Nicki Minaj has no credentials or accolades. Mariah Carrey does. Therefore, nothing Nicki says is valid.
User avatar #36 to #10 - psykobear ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
But this post just makes Tristan seem like a dick.
#6 - wertyoguy (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh crazy old Mourice
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