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#2 - shrapnelleader (04/18/2013) [-]
And Hercules (Heracles) MURDERED his and Megara's children with arrows. Some sources having him killing Meg too.    
   
Dang, Disney.
And Hercules (Heracles) MURDERED his and Megara's children with arrows. Some sources having him killing Meg too.

Dang, Disney.
User avatar #9 to #2 - ScottP (04/18/2013) [-]
I thought he strangled her?

It was very God of War-esque
User avatar #13 to #2 - therealtotodile (04/18/2013) [-]
I thought he bludgeoned them to death...
User avatar #56 to #2 - Furubatsu (04/18/2013) [-]
Only because Hera (who was anot his mother) made him insane and go on a rampage as revenge for being born. He then had to do a number of trials as penance for it and then remarried. His bride was tricked into killing him with Centaur-blood and he was raised to become a god (and married his 3rd wife; Hebe, the goddess of youth and cup-bearer of Hera). The dollar sign is apparently based of off Heracles holdinup up two pillars that were the end of the known world to the greeks.
#153 to #2 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Really made me laugh when I learned the "real" myth, and later laugh even harder when I learned his name roughly translates to "Blessed by Hera".
#4 to #2 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Also, he was totally gay for Jason of the Argonauts.
#24 to #2 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Disney ruined everything. Making Lions friends with monkeys, meerkats and warthogs. Making Mermaids look friendly compared to the intended creatures that lured sailors to their death. Making it look like a bear and panther wouldn't maul a little half naked kid to death. Making faries look like they are friendly when they are supposed to lure in wanderers then devour them.
User avatar #26 to #2 - johananas (04/18/2013) [-]
Don't forget that Zeus raped a random stranger to get that tough son of a bitch.
#38 to #26 - pegasister (04/18/2013) [-]
and Hera hated him and tried to have him killed.
and Hera hated him and tried to have him killed.
User avatar #82 to #38 - bronybox (04/19/2013) [-]
Hera hated everyone for ***** sake. Especially the bastard children of Zeus.
User avatar #7 to #2 - newbtube (04/18/2013) [-]
didn't Hera make him go insane and do that?
User avatar #12 to #7 - brehon (04/18/2013) [-]
Yes, she also made his life a living hell
#10 - socketization (04/18/2013) [-]
I need to rewatch this, in fact I need to rewatch alot of old disney films.
User avatar #29 to #10 - LexiTheUber (04/18/2013) [-]
After Atlantis watch Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's crazy to see all the things Frollo does just cuz he has a boner
User avatar #81 to #29 - bronybox (04/18/2013) [-]
Then read the book, and find out what Quasimodo does because he has a boner.
(Hint, Esmerelda dies. The book doesn't end yet.)
#106 to #81 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
You. Just. Ruined. It.
Why.
I'm reading it.
Right. Now.
Notre-Dame de Paris.
You RUINED IT.
I'm so livid I did not even have time to sign in, damn you bronybox, damn you to the fiery depths in the blackest pits of the bowels of hell.
damn you.
User avatar #115 to #106 - bronybox (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry. I didn't expect anyone on here to honestly care about a piece of classic French literature.
#14 to #10 - swarthywaffles (04/18/2013) [-]
Start with Atlantis: The Lost Empire. I'm about to watch it now.
Start with Atlantis: The Lost Empire. I'm about to watch it now.
#33 to #14 - darthblam (04/18/2013) [-]
I just started watching this again on Netflix...

MFW I just now realize that Milo, the main character, is Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox.)
User avatar #35 to #33 - lolollo (04/18/2013) [-]
............WHY DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS SOONER?!
User avatar #32 to #14 - violentpixi (04/18/2013) [-]
ATLANTIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!
User avatar #20 to #14 - socketization (04/18/2013) [-]
Never watched that.
I suggest FJ puts together a bunch of Disney Films, and then make it a requirement that they've watched it to join.
User avatar #22 to #20 - infamoustrapper (04/18/2013) [-]
ohmygodohmygodohmygod. WEEKEND FUNNYJUNK MOVIE NIGHTS! DJ 4DM1N puts on a movie and we can all comment in the comments as the movie is playing. Beautiful
#23 to #22 - luckymowse (04/18/2013) [-]
this is the most magical idea I've ever heard of
this is the most magical idea I've ever heard of
#30 to #23 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
I remember quite a few times people have talked about holding community events like an FJ convention where we would gather and have a party on those little butt-scooter things you played with in elementary school, but everytime it's seemed like only a beautiful dream.
#62 to #22 - comanderspy (04/18/2013) [-]
man, this is so easy to set up, we just need DJ 4DM1N to advertise it on the site. just set up a live stream account, get a chat room and bam! fj movie nights!
man, this is so easy to set up, we just need DJ 4DM1N to advertise it on the site. just set up a live stream account, get a chat room and bam! fj movie nights!
#104 to #22 - jakeattack (04/19/2013) [-]
so basicaly having movie night with friends minus the friends and social interaction
#58 to #22 - cammyT (04/18/2013) [-]
holly 			****		 that sounds amazin
holly **** that sounds amazin
#63 to #58 - comanderspy (04/18/2013) [-]
i know, someone has to tell DJ 4DM1N about it (dont worry bro, i got your glass)
i know, someone has to tell DJ 4DM1N about it (dont worry bro, i got your glass)
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+1
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User avatar #37 to #34 - infamoustrapper (04/18/2013) [-]
Hm...well lets just say it starts at 6 pm eastern time (since I'm american im just going to start there so the rest of my comment makes sense). In europe thats around 11-12 pm. since it's the weekend, usually no one will be busy. In austrailia its still around 8 in the morning. So I mean even know it wouldn't be the BEST time, most people should be awake.
User avatar #27 to #22 - rheago (04/18/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N! read this!
User avatar #28 to #27 - infamoustrapper (04/18/2013) [-]
I'll post it in suggestions!
User avatar #47 to #28 - socketization (04/18/2013) [-]
I love you.
I just love you right now.
User avatar #154 to #22 - faithrider (04/19/2013) [-]
it would be like mystery science theatre, DJ 4DM1N puts on the worst movies in history, and we comment on them. and whoever gets top comment on there gets blue text for one week. (until the next fj movie night)
User avatar #156 to #154 - infamoustrapper (04/19/2013) [-]
That's an amazing idea!!!
#108 to #22 - yomommabinshoppin (04/19/2013) [-]
Does anybody have the power to summon DJ 4DM1N?
User avatar #110 to #108 - infamoustrapper (04/19/2013) [-]
if I call phanact can he accomplish anything?
User avatar #126 to #110 - errdayimfjing (04/19/2013) [-]
actually I think landmines might be able to help also. He seems pretty close to DJ 4DM1N.
User avatar #128 to #126 - infamoustrapper (04/19/2013) [-]
Also if you notice below, phanact says he supports this and will ask.
User avatar #127 to #126 - infamoustrapper (04/19/2013) [-]
who is landmines? Sounds familiar
#112 to #110 - yomommabinshoppin (04/19/2013) [-]
lets find out, Phanact, we mention you!!!!!
User avatar #114 to #112 - phanact (04/19/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #117 to #114 - infamoustrapper (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah so apparantly i thought of a good idea. Any chance you could pass it on?
User avatar #118 to #117 - phanact (04/19/2013) [-]
Actually, not a bad iddea
User avatar #120 to #118 - infamoustrapper (04/19/2013) [-]
But yeah, will you?
User avatar #121 to #120 - phanact (04/19/2013) [-]
I'll try
User avatar #122 to #121 - infamoustrapper (04/19/2013) [-]
Thanks, we appreciate it.
User avatar #119 to #118 - infamoustrapper (04/19/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#116 to #114 - yomommabinshoppin (04/19/2013) [-]
read the comment with 130+ thumbs and talk to addy
#97 to #22 - imhereforthepron (04/19/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N WHERE ARE YOU COME READ THIS
#95 to #22 - critique (04/19/2013) [-]
This needs to be a thing RIGHT NOW. Weekend movie nights with the FJ community would be a riot.
This needs to be a thing RIGHT NOW. Weekend movie nights with the FJ community would be a riot.
User avatar #85 to #22 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/19/2013) [-]
yes!!!!!!
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User avatar #50 to #22 - firstresponder (04/18/2013) [-]
please suggest this to him. please. this sounds amazing.
User avatar #52 to #50 - triggathepirate (04/18/2013) [-]
Use a huger synchtube link
User avatar #49 to #22 - lostbutseeking (04/18/2013) [-]
thats a great idea mate!
User avatar #43 to #22 - fukkenname ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Aren't there like copyright laws and **** that this violates?
User avatar #46 to #43 - infamoustrapper (04/18/2013) [-]
1. Movies get posted on youtube a lot
2. People post youtube videos as content all the time
3. People post the youtube movies as content
4. We all go to the content and comment there
5. ???
6. Profit!
#41 to #14 - henryjak (04/18/2013) [-]
dude i just watched that earlier with my nephews!
#45 - hellothisisdog (04/18/2013) [-]
They were actually strong, independent black women who don't need no man.
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#1 - wheresthefudge (04/18/2013) [-]
You know what, I had a conversation very similar to this at a party once.
You know what, I had a conversation very similar to this at a party once.
#5 to #1 - felixjarl (04/18/2013) [-]
I want to hear this. Might be good.
I want to hear this. Might be good.
#8 to #5 - wheresthefudge (04/18/2013) [-]
It was pretty much that youtube comment. Followed by several other drunk comments about Disney movies.
It was pretty much that youtube comment. Followed by several other drunk comments about Disney movies.
User avatar #21 to #11 - wheresthefudge (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, thank you, although I never said it'd be interesting -- that was all you.
User avatar #40 to #1 - retardedboss (04/18/2013) [-]
Cool story bro, tell it at partie... oh.
#17 - DaughterofJanuary (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #17 - midnightrain (04/18/2013) [-]
Fun fact in the mythos he kills her and gets another wife
User avatar #55 to #48 - Furubatsu (04/18/2013) [-]
Either that or she's meant to be a disney version of his other wife where she's tricked into killing him
User avatar #75 to #55 - midnightrain (04/18/2013) [-]
nope, that is another one
#36 to #18 - tormain (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #18 - DaughterofJanuary (04/18/2013) [-]
wut

why does it do that?
User avatar #31 to #19 - eyemeralds (04/18/2013) [-]
because he's a GUY
#67 - scarasm (04/18/2013) [-]
That moment when you realize Heracles murdered Meg in a fit of rage.
User avatar #74 to #67 - bronybox (04/18/2013) [-]
That's one of two versions.
The the other version he allows her to watch him pummel the children to death.
User avatar #83 to #74 - HonkIfIDriveWell (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh well that makes up for it then.
#78 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/18/2013) [-]
According to Greek mythology, Ariel’s father, King Triton, is the son of Poseidon, which would make the sea god Ariel’s grandfather. Poseidon’s brother Zeus is the father of Hercules, so Hercules and Triton are first cousins. The child of your first cousin is your first cousin once removed, therefore Hercules and Ariel are first cousins once removed.
User avatar #125 to #78 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
i doubt that due to the fact hat Hercules is ancient times and Mermaid has fancy houses/silverware and stuff. Also we don't know if it's the same Triton, could be Triton the 4th for all we know, do those gods/demi-gods never age? *shrug*
User avatar #136 to #125 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/19/2013) [-]
Hercules and Triton’s cousinly relationship is confirmed in an episode of the cartoon series. Although don't ask for what episode, i'm not sure.
User avatar #155 to #136 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
can I ask which series? I would have to assume Hercules' series, but TLM had her own too.
User avatar #159 to #155 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/19/2013) [-]
Hercules series.
User avatar #93 to #78 - millex (04/19/2013) [-]
Ive never seen somone go so in depth with the disney universe. I love it.
#51 - feelythefeel (04/18/2013) [-]
Wait, there's actually such a thing as mythology class? That sounds badass. I thought that was just included in Socials/History class.
User avatar #54 to #51 - Furubatsu (04/18/2013) [-]
My brotheer had it at his school (it was called "Classics") I pretty much flipped my **** when I herd because everyone I know agreed i oculd have ******* taught that lesson let alone enjoy it.
#60 to #51 - stonehead (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm in mythology at my highschool. By far the best lit class I've ever taken.
#86 to #51 - Dave Cee (04/19/2013) [-]
I always took a liking to history due to mythology and all that mystical 			****		. I am currently learning about the politics of Britain... Why the 			****		 would they even teach that?! I wanna learn about pegasus' and Minotaurs and 			****		!
I always took a liking to history due to mythology and all that mystical **** . I am currently learning about the politics of Britain... Why the **** would they even teach that?! I wanna learn about pegasus' and Minotaurs and **** !
User avatar #89 to #86 - wolfishcharm (04/19/2013) [-]
Your history teached mythology. Lucky **** , you. I've never been taught mythology in any class but English and English does teach it poorly.
User avatar #91 to #89 - Dave Cee (04/19/2013) [-]
Na I was meaning that I don't get taught it but I wish we did, we get taught boring ass stuff
User avatar #87 to #51 - tigersstripes (04/19/2013) [-]
I want to take it in a year or two when i have all the prerecs
#71 - arigsxc (04/18/2013) [-]
I do believe we are thinking of different Muses...
I do believe we are thinking of different Muses...
User avatar #77 to #71 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Xaaaaaaaanadu
User avatar #69 - gramernazi (04/18/2013) [-]
I also like the fact that Hercules was killed by a shirt in Greek mythology.
User avatar #72 to #69 - bronybox (04/18/2013) [-]
Tunic*
User avatar #73 to #72 - gramernazi (04/18/2013) [-]
Well yes tunic but I just like saying shirt. It's much more fun that way.
User avatar #76 to #69 - elbrysobrony (04/18/2013) [-]
And that Hera was the one who tried killing him every damn time.
User avatar #65 - twi (04/18/2013) [-]
why is that "m" in the title blue
User avatar #98 to #65 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
It's magic I ain't gotta splain nothin
User avatar #113 to #65 - strangesir (04/19/2013) [-]
It's M for Magic?
#124 - mrfishie (04/19/2013) [-]
This comment is the last public comment on this picture for the time being. Thank you time keepers of the universe for giving me such an honor.
This comment is the last public comment on this picture for the time being. Thank you time keepers of the universe for giving me such an honor.
#103 - iveseensomethings (04/19/2013) [-]
Best muse ever!
from Dogma
#57 - rplix (04/18/2013) [-]
And pretty sure Hades looks scary as **** .

(Hades from God of War btw)
#66 to #57 - jackflak (04/18/2013) [-]
Actually Hades wasn't incredibly evil and likely didn't look much, if any, different than Zeus/Poseidon. He was just very unfortunate to have been stuck ruling the underworld. Hades was not only the god of the underworld, however, but also the god of wealth and riches. The thing he did that was closest to being truly evil was the kidnapping of Persephone and forcing her to eat pomegranate seeds so that she could only leave 6 months out of the year. But he genuinely loved her so it wasn't just a sort of "HADES WANT" thing. Demeter, Persephone's mother and goddess of the harvest, while searching for her daughter left the seasons unchecked. This caused everything to decay and die. This was the beginning of Autumn and Winter. Zeus sent Hermes to the underworld to make a deal with Hades for the return of Persephone, but he only allowed that she return for half the year. Therefore the six months that she's out of the underworld make up Spring and Summer, and the six that she is in the underworld make up Fall and Winter.
User avatar #88 to #66 - wolfishcharm (04/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for the insight. I found this interesting. :)
#96 to #88 - jackflak (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah :D Greek mythology has always interested me a lot. The history around Hades especially intrigues me.
#109 - benjah (04/19/2013) [-]
what do you mean 'not sassy black women'
#99 - blueparty (04/19/2013) [-]
Did someone say   
   
sassy?
Did someone say

sassy?
#161 to #99 - pwnsomelink (04/19/2013) [-]
Gerard Way is my hero
User avatar #39 - arsyro (04/18/2013) [-]
My god the inaccuracies in this movie....
User avatar #80 to #39 - bronybox (04/18/2013) [-]
They just change the stories to make them child-safe.
Every story written about classic tails are twisted in a lot of waste.

e.g.
The Little Mermaid (She killed herself)
Notre-Dame de Paris (Phoebus ***** her, Frollo kills both of them, Qausimodo commits necrophilia)
The Jungle Book (Elephant murders a village)
The Fox and the Hound (Fox gets gassed, kills a kid, dies of exhaustion. Hound gets put down.)

User avatar #44 to #39 - blastwave (04/18/2013) [-]
Yes. Because Disney would totally show all the crazy **** that goes on in Greek mythology.
User avatar #105 - ReikoTheGreat (04/19/2013) [-]
I watched this in a mythology class once, the prof kept on shouting "Heracles!" each time somebody said hercules. And every once in a while he'd stop the video to talk about what actually happened in Greek mythology, it took us a couple classes to finish the whole thing.
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