Masturbation. Living the dream.... does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes rm very athletic when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for
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Masturbation. Living the dream.... does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes rm very athletic when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for

Living the dream...

does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes rm very athletic
when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in
order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he masturbated 5
hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long
as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise
he graduated high school for masturbating
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#5 - pappathethird (04/18/2013) [-]
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#4 - zhank (04/18/2013) [-]
**zhank rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at Things to do when you're bored ** What the kid masturbated to..
#28 - thechosentroll (04/18/2013) [-]
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I wonder if we could make fapping an olympic sport.
User avatar #120 to #28 - vishnarg (04/18/2013) [-]
Talk to /b/, man. We funnyjunkers are too naive for that brilliance.
User avatar #161 to #120 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Last time I went there with a question all I got was scat porn. Not really my thing.
User avatar #93 to #28 - sirfisticuffs (04/18/2013) [-]
Cumming first would actually be a positive achievement in that.
User avatar #62 to #28 - empithree (04/18/2013) [-]
the fappathon
User avatar #44 to #28 - blargmode (04/18/2013) [-]
Would it be cumming as fast as possible or lasting as long as possible while still renaming rock hard?
User avatar #45 to #44 - blargmode (04/18/2013) [-]
Uhm, remaining*
#1 - John Cena (04/17/2013) [-]
who doesent?
#51 to #1 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
doesn't*
#55 - alucardshellhound (04/18/2013) [-]
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#11 - samoaspider (04/18/2013) [-]
Guys he 			*******		 masturbated 5 HOURS a week. Imagine the stamina on that guy jackin' off for an hour a day and then letting dick to cool off for two days.   
   
My secound theory would be that he burped his worm every day for atleast 42 minutes.   
While the other guys were working hard in the gym, he was working even harder behind his computer.   (Also dump all your fap gifs here)
Guys he ******* masturbated 5 HOURS a week. Imagine the stamina on that guy jackin' off for an hour a day and then letting dick to cool off for two days.

My secound theory would be that he burped his worm every day for atleast 42 minutes.
While the other guys were working hard in the gym, he was working even harder behind his computer. (Also dump all your fap gifs here)
User avatar #12 to #11 - carnagejc (04/18/2013) [-]
longer sessions are perfectly doable in a more relaxed manner...
#94 - shameonapony (04/18/2013) [-]
His mom's FW he had her sign it.   
   
inb4 red thumbs
His mom's FW he had her sign it.

inb4 red thumbs
User avatar #112 - thelegitmetalhead (04/18/2013) [-]
If I fapped twice a day every day, I'd log about half an hour a week.
User avatar #58 - deliciousjoecocker (04/18/2013) [-]
I once jerked off six times in one day before midnight. Still hurts
#68 to #58 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
8 times in 6 hours is my record. I couldn't touch my penis for a day.
#106 to #68 - swooz (04/18/2013) [-]
8 times in 4 hours it hurt to brush up in it
#123 to #67 - qubot (04/18/2013) [-]
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#129 to #67 - Destor (04/18/2013) [-]
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#139 to #67 - icametocomment (04/18/2013) [-]
You have unleashed the flood.
You have unleashed the flood.
#151 to #149 - icametocomment (04/18/2013) [-]
Last one, I swear.
#114 to #67 - renamon (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #130 to #82 - saturninepariah (04/18/2013) [-]
Dafuq is that?
User avatar #157 to #130 - PartyPanda (04/18/2013) [-]
It's called a Silkie A.K.A. a fluffy chicken.
User avatar #163 to #157 - saturninepariah (05/01/2013) [-]
Well then... I didn't notice the beak at first.
Follow up question. Where can one acquire one of these fluffy chickens?

User avatar #164 to #163 - PartyPanda (05/01/2013) [-]
I wish I knew.
It'd try to get one as a pet ASAP.
User avatar #142 to #86 - mariox (04/18/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I actually found the source.
User avatar #154 to #142 - internetrage (04/18/2013) [-]
...aaaaand?
User avatar #155 to #154 - mariox (04/18/2013) [-]
The scene is at the very end, she even happily calls out daddy:
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User avatar #99 to #86 - princeofbrokensoul (04/18/2013) [-]
does she say dad?
User avatar #138 to #99 - mariox (04/18/2013) [-]
-Dad?
-Daddy!?
#110 to #99 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, yep she does...
#88 to #67 - kenwordo (04/18/2013) [-]
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#91 to #90 - kenwordo (04/18/2013) [-]
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#92 to #91 - kenwordo (04/18/2013) [-]
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#113 to #67 - renamon (04/18/2013) [-]
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#121 to #67 - qubot (04/18/2013) [-]
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#69 to #67 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
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#87 to #67 - shenro (04/18/2013) [-]
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#76 to #67 - kito (04/18/2013) [-]
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#136 to #128 - zielscheibe (04/18/2013) [-]
Fukkn saved , thanks for making me laugh +1
#156 to #67 - evilpapagali ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
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#124 to #67 - varric (04/18/2013) [-]
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#126 to #125 - varric (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #126 - paradox (04/18/2013) [-]
sauce?
#135 to #67 - mariox (04/18/2013) [-]
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#116 to #67 - thelegitmetalhead (04/18/2013) [-]
Bidoof herd tiem
Bidoof herd tiem
#119 to #67 - qubot (04/18/2013) [-]
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#95 to #67 - ninjabadger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #101 to #83 - markertemp (04/18/2013) [-]
Is that a Kerbe image?
#115 to #67 - renamon (04/18/2013) [-]
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#84 - ssjlink (04/18/2013) [-]
The fact that his mom actually signed off on it for him makes it even worse.
The fact that his mom actually signed off on it for him makes it even worse.
User avatar #96 to #84 - duvallwhitey (04/18/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #97 to #84 - markertemp (04/18/2013) [-]
*better
#107 - misumena (04/18/2013) [-]
Thats so crazy it just might work.
Thats so crazy it just might work.
#64 - jldragon (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - TheMather ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
5 hours a week? If it's cold outside and I've forgotten to close the window, I can get up to 4 hours a session, though usually when that happens, I don't finish but rather reminded to close the window because my legs are getting numb.
User avatar #65 - greyswordsman (04/18/2013) [-]
still doesnt hurt more than being inside a girl after she climaxes and keeps pulsating every 10 seconds on the 5th round and forces you to stay in her
User avatar #2 - mymindisawol (04/18/2013) [-]
ARGH! I have an incredibly relevant image but I can't post because I'm level 0

MFW firstworldproblems.jpeg
User avatar #77 to #2 - goobyman (04/18/2013) [-]
you guys ****** him really bad
i think he's dead
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#7 to #2 - envinite (04/18/2013) [-]
I love how you get -9 thumbs, even that FJ in general, would helps out lvl 0 people to help them get levels to be able to post image. thumbs for you anyway, don't hurt me pls
I love how you get -9 thumbs, even that FJ in general, would helps out lvl 0 people to help them get levels to be able to post image. thumbs for you anyway, don't hurt me pls
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#52 to #47 - envinite (04/18/2013) [-]
He dun hero'd
He dun hero'd
User avatar #60 to #52 - mymindisawol (04/18/2013) [-]
Nope, still here
#61 to #60 - davvi (04/18/2013) [-]
oh my god, a zombie!
oh my god, a zombie!
#63 to #60 - trivdiego ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
<you
<you
User avatar #46 to #7 - kabuthefox ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
-57 now
User avatar #8 to #2 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Nobody really cares.
Go on pony thread and tell them, that's how you get thumbs.
User avatar #56 to #2 - soulterminatorm (04/18/2013) [-]
Looks like he won't be posting images any time soon now.
#49 to #2 - Soundtrack (04/18/2013) [-]
"Too many total thumbs down given to you by users. Your account has been automatically banned."
#57 to #2 - triggathepirate (04/18/2013) [-]
You've killed him... Christ's wounds you, savages, you 			******		 killed him.
You've killed him... Christ's wounds you, savages, you ****** killed him.
User avatar #133 - strangesir (04/18/2013) [-]
>he graduated high school for masterbating
Not only am I in disbelief that this is real, but I also think that something like that seems near impossible to actually do. ಠ_ಠ
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