Masturbation. Living the dream.... does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes rm very athletic when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for
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Living the dream...

does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes rm very athletic
when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in
order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he masturbated 5
hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long
as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise
he graduated high school for masturbating
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Submitted: 04/17/2013
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User avatar #2 - mymindisawol (04/18/2013) [+] (18 replies)
ARGH! I have an incredibly relevant image but I can't post because I'm level 0

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#4 - zhank (04/18/2013) [-]
**zhank rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at Things to do when you're bored ** What the kid masturbated to..
#5 - pappathethird (04/18/2013) [-]
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#28 - thechosentroll (04/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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I wonder if we could make fapping an olympic sport.
#94 - shameonapony (04/18/2013) [-]
His mom's FW he had her sign it.   
   
inb4 red thumbs
His mom's FW he had her sign it.

inb4 red thumbs
#1 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
who doesent?
#55 - alucardshellhound (04/18/2013) [-]
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#67 - thewitchking (04/18/2013) [+] (72 replies)
#115 to #67 - renamon (04/18/2013) [-]
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#11 - samoaspider (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Guys he fucking masturbated 5 HOURS a week. Imagine the stamina on that guy jackin' off for an hour a day and then letting dick to cool off for two days.   
   
My secound theory would be that he burped his worm every day for atleast 42 minutes.   
While the other guys were working hard in the gym, he was working even harder behind his computer.   (Also dump all your fap gifs here)
Guys he fucking masturbated 5 HOURS a week. Imagine the stamina on that guy jackin' off for an hour a day and then letting dick to cool off for two days.

My secound theory would be that he burped his worm every day for atleast 42 minutes.
While the other guys were working hard in the gym, he was working even harder behind his computer. (Also dump all your fap gifs here)
User avatar #12 to #11 - carnagejc (04/18/2013) [-]
longer sessions are perfectly doable in a more relaxed manner...
User avatar #112 - thelegitmetalhead (04/18/2013) [-]
If I fapped twice a day every day, I'd log about half an hour a week.
#84 - ssjlink (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The fact that his mom actually signed off on it for him makes it even worse.
The fact that his mom actually signed off on it for him makes it even worse.
User avatar #58 - deliciousjoecocker (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once jerked off six times in one day before midnight. Still hurts
#107 - misumena ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Thats so crazy it just might work.
Thats so crazy it just might work.
#64 - jldragon (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 - capslockrage (04/18/2013) [-]
5 hours a week?
I don't even get an hour a week and I fap once a day.
User avatar #50 - weenieandthebutt (04/18/2013) [-]
Masturbating excessively during exam period actually kept me in good shape despite lack of exercise and consumption of junk food revision material. In addition, it got me relaxed.
#14 - Spikeydeath (04/18/2013) [-]
i read it as menstruation wtf
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