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me nanimo) :1 ©
sauc enacting:
ghee_ lez:
discordian:
When he was 2 years old, he fell em of a second story
window and fractured his skull
When he was chears old, he mistakenly drank beric acid.
When he was Betars old, he fell ever a small cliff and broke
his leg.
When he was ll years old, he contracted measles and was
in a coma fer nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he
caught it in a carriage deer.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a
falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died hem the effects
of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the
saxophone.
clearly someone didn' t want that saxophone invented
timewar_ availing saxaphone haters
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SCIPII NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD
READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
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User avatar #9 - clers (04/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I think the time-travelers tried killing the wrong Adolph.
#5 - wizzerdofaus (04/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Thank god he lived, or we wouldn't have this.
Thank god he lived, or we wouldn't have this.
#8 - bloodharbringer (04/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
how the hell do you fall over a cliff
#12 to #8 - xMGx (04/18/2013) [-]
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#3 - thewebspinner (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe they weren't incompetent time travelers. Maybe they created these events to ensure the saxophone was invented and thus save humankind from extinction...
#6 - lordgeneral (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #36 - alekksandar (04/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Time travellers who didn't know how to spell Adolf, accidentally trying to kill the wrong person.
#101 - ardortichy (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just too much sax and violence for me..
#1 - zarkaronx (04/17/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this guy
#42 - brenton (04/18/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Saxophone: easiest instrument to learn how to play, hardest instrument to learn how to play well.
User avatar #11 - eonelemental (04/18/2013) [-]
I read he was in a coma for 9 years at age 11 so I thought the next 2 events happened while his family was just carting his body about.
#35 - meuk (04/18/2013) [-]
Write this book. I command it.
User avatar #59 - occamsrazor (04/18/2013) [-]
"Incompetent saxophone hating time travelers"

******* lost it
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User avatar #111 to #97 - zacch (04/18/2013) [-]
That explains why there are no dragons but how did he die?
#22 - justsomechickyo (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw I play the saxophone! I ******* love it too
#94 - bdowns (04/18/2013) [-]
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#69 - yourmotherishere (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He fell OVER a small cliff?
User avatar #77 to #69 - neokun (04/18/2013) [-]
Im having a hrad time firuging out what you are getting at.
#108 - kanatana (04/18/2013) [-]
But then what would he play for a living?
User avatar #83 - ffx (04/18/2013) [-]
Internet, I present you the original bad luck brian.
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