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me nanimo) :1 ©
sauc enacting:
ghee_ lez:
discordian:
When he was 2 years old, he fell em of a second story
window and fractured his skull
When he was chears old, he mistakenly drank beric acid.
When he was Betars old, he fell ever a small cliff and broke
his leg.
When he was ll years old, he contracted measles and was
in a coma fer nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he
caught it in a carriage deer.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a
falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died hem the effects
of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the
saxophone.
clearly someone didn' t want that saxophone invented
timewar_ availing saxaphone haters
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SCIPII NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD
READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
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#5 - wizzerdofaus (04/18/2013) [-]
Thank god he lived, or we wouldn't have this.
Thank god he lived, or we wouldn't have this.
User avatar #106 to #5 - sippay (04/18/2013) [-]
If he died after fracturing his skull, this comment would never have been posted.
#122 to #5 - samskie (04/18/2013) [-]
TEEMO SO RELATED
TEEMO SO RELATED
User avatar #84 to #5 - iraniie (04/18/2013) [-]
1227.com

Best site ever
User avatar #7 to #5 - monsternater (04/18/2013) [-]
odd thats like my picture and everything
User avatar #23 to #5 - pappathethird (04/18/2013) [-]
Gifs have sound now?
User avatar #43 to #23 - unikornanarkyh (04/18/2013) [-]
Maybe man, you just put the sound in there.. With your mind.
User avatar #44 to #43 - pappathethird (04/18/2013) [-]
It was kinda meant to be the joke. That you can't watch the gif without hearing the tune in your head.
User avatar #9 - clers (04/18/2013) [-]
I think the time-travelers tried killing the wrong Adolph.
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#73 to #31 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
**** you, whofag.
#95 to #73 - gentlemanotaku (04/18/2013) [-]
you seem upset, what troubles you my licorice tinted mandingo brother?
you seem upset, what troubles you my licorice tinted mandingo brother?
#113 to #95 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
What troubled me was not having that beautiful gif, but that is over now. idk what 73's problem is though.
#16 to #9 - illutvar (04/18/2013) [-]
ha! imbecile future men.
#3 - thewebspinner (04/18/2013) [-]
Maybe they weren't incompetent time travelers. Maybe they created these events to ensure the saxophone was invented and thus save humankind from extinction...
User avatar #41 to #3 - comedytrash (04/18/2013) [-]
What if there were two sets of time travellers? One trying to kill him and the other saving him?
User avatar #36 - alekksandar (04/18/2013) [-]
Time travellers who didn't know how to spell Adolf, accidentally trying to kill the wrong person.
#109 to #36 - drroxxo (04/18/2013) [-]
Why would anyone from the distant future want to destroy the man trying to save it from the Jews?
Why would anyone from the distant future want to destroy the man trying to save it from the Jews?
User avatar #110 to #109 - alekksandar (04/18/2013) [-]
In the future, everyone is... hell, even today everyone is fooled by zionist lies.
#112 to #110 - drroxxo (04/18/2013) [-]
yeah...i suppose they need him for their holohoax
User avatar #115 to #112 - alekksandar (04/18/2013) [-]
Still, every time I make a pro-nazi comment, I get RED thumbed to death. That's why I wrote the comment in the first place. Adolf was not a bad man, and his intentions were good. The final solution? Wasn't so final, unfortunately.
#117 to #115 - drroxxo (04/18/2013) [-]
I personally think if he had truly intended them dead then they would all be dead...not to mention stalin got a hell of a lot higher kill count from what i understand and i don't ever hear about his evil deeds constantly.
#8 - bloodharbringer (04/18/2013) [-]
how the hell do you fall over a cliff
#123 to #8 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
There's a few techniques that I know have been used. One person was really bad at skiing and managed to find a cliff in a ski park. Another two were walking through foreign woods at night; One or both separate incidents involved alcohol. Lastly, its possible to be standing an the lip of a cliff and have the earth beneath you give way.
User avatar #128 to #39 - nyork ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
What's this from?
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User avatar #14 to #8 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
down
User avatar #15 to #8 - aproudpatriot (04/18/2013) [-]
you walk over the edge and gravity should take care of the rest
User avatar #17 to #8 - rel (04/18/2013) [-]
I know, right? I usually fall under it.
User avatar #13 to #8 - fernand (04/18/2013) [-]
quickly
#12 to #8 - xMGx (04/18/2013) [-]
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#101 - ardortichy (04/18/2013) [-]
Just too much sax and violence for me..
#105 to #101 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
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#6 - lordgeneral (04/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
HFW
#49 to #6 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
I don't know if people use this gif as if it is lame, but I find this kid really cool.

Source?
#134 to #92 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
omg how awkward.... not at all what I expected
User avatar #89 to #49 - lordgeneral (04/18/2013) [-]
I use it because the kid has swagger. Not swag. Swagger. I don't know the sauce
#42 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
Saxophone: easiest instrument to learn how to play, hardest instrument to learn how to play well.
User avatar #47 to #42 - sirbutterballs (04/18/2013) [-]
So that's why the saxophones were god awful when I was in middle school.
User avatar #74 to #47 - shadowhorn (04/18/2013) [-]
in my band it was always the drums that were the ********* , and nobody could ever hear the flutes.
User avatar #54 to #47 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
Exactly. The finger positions are some of the easiest to learn, and it's pretty easy to make a sound. The bad part is intonation. If the holes in the saxophone were in a spot that made every note come out perfectly, the musician wouldn't be able to reach the keys because some would be around the back of the instrument. In order to make every note sound perfect, a saxophonist has to learn a different embouchure for every single note, and change the shape of their lips and facial muscles between every note, no matter how fast you're going.
User avatar #52 to #42 - drdiddly (04/18/2013) [-]
I play drums (only the snare drum, not a set of drums) is that too difficult to play well?
User avatar #56 to #52 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
Well every instrument is difficult to master in their own ways. Just takes a lot of practice, but since you already have your PhD in paradiddles, you're well on your way. One difficult thing about percussion is that you'll be expected to be proficient on absolutely everything, not just snare drum, so don't just stick to one thing!
User avatar #65 to #56 - jazzspeaks (04/18/2013) [-]
Heh heh.... STICK to one thing...

....band humor
User avatar #72 to #42 - shadowhorn (04/18/2013) [-]
As a alto saxophone player of 6 years, i concur.
User avatar #75 to #72 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
11 years for me. Still sound like **** , too!
User avatar #76 to #75 - shadowhorn (04/18/2013) [-]
did you start in school?
User avatar #81 to #76 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
Actually, 12 years.
User avatar #78 to #76 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, 5th grade. I minored in sax performance in college.
User avatar #80 to #78 - shadowhorn (04/18/2013) [-]
nice, nice. I started as a freshman.
User avatar #82 to #80 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
Well that had to be tough. People at my school had a rough time their first year if they hadn't had band in middle school.
User avatar #98 to #42 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/18/2013) [-]
I play trumpet

Suck my more audible dick
User avatar #114 to #98 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
Well now, you sure aren't doing much to dispel the whole "trumpets are cocky assholes" stereotype, are you?
User avatar #131 to #114 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/18/2013) [-]
Since when has a stereotype even been dispelled?
User avatar #132 to #131 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
It hasn't, that's my point. You're doing nothing to help dispel it by being an ass. You're just confirming it.
User avatar #11 - eonelemental (04/18/2013) [-]
I read he was in a coma for 9 years at age 11 so I thought the next 2 events happened while his family was just carting his body about.
#35 - meuk (04/18/2013) [-]
Write this book. I command it.
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User avatar #111 to #97 - zacch (04/18/2013) [-]
That explains why there are no dragons but how did he die?
#1 - zarkaronx (04/17/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this guy
#94 - bdowns (04/18/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Good Question **
User avatar #59 - occamsrazor (04/18/2013) [-]
"Incompetent saxophone hating time travelers"

******* lost it
#63 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
Dear Adolph Sax,
I'm sick and tired of your **** .
- Death
#22 - justsomechickyo (04/18/2013) [-]
Mfw I play the saxophone! I ******* love it too
#57 to #22 - stallwallwriter (04/18/2013) [-]
"You're real square, Mr. Cheezit"
"You're real square, Mr. Cheezit"
#34 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know Rasputin invented the saxophone.
User avatar #40 to #34 - icametocomment (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh good, I wasn't the only one thinking it was going to be him.
#120 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
#108 - kanatana ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
But then what would he play for a living?
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