Parental Guidance. . My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I' m bored is to go onto WIDE, look up perfectly innocent movies, and read the Parents Gu Parental Guidance My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I' m bored is go onto WIDE look up perfectly innocent movies and read Parents Gu
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Parental Guidance

My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I' m bored is to go onto
WIDE, look up perfectly innocent movies, and read the Parents Guide
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Sex at Nudity
A character says, "The sight of these dead creatures gives me a "shrinky ."
He may be referring to his private parts.
L' Scenes
A cauldron dissolves. and you hearth's eerie moaning.
For at Nudity
A boy and a girl dance together and talk about feelings and love. and the and tries to touch the
boyt face.
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#23 - nightshifter
Reply +102
(04/18/2013) [-]
Harry Potter   
   
www.imdb.com/title/tt0241527/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg   
   
"A boy rides a stone horse in a game of wizards chess. The horse is stabbed with a sword by the opposing side's Queen. The boy falls off the horse and to the ground"
Harry Potter

www.imdb.com/title/tt0241527/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg

"A boy rides a stone horse in a game of wizards chess. The horse is stabbed with a sword by the opposing side's Queen. The boy falls off the horse and to the ground"
#186 to #23 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account**
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#144 to #23 - vicesvipers
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Check out the Christian website that rates movies as well as music/video games/TV shows:
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Toy Story Negative Religious Content: "The Claw is our master," they say. "The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay."

Marley and Me Offensive Language: "God's name is misused at least a dozen times. There are references to "boobs" and "balls."
#108 to #23 - therealrainbowdash
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(04/18/2013) [-]
"Bugger" is said once.
#24 to #23 - nightshifter
Reply +160
(04/18/2013) [-]
And for Chamber Of Secrets they have listed

"Two boys run straight into a wall."

Like can you imagine this uptight mother whispering to the father "No dale, Matthew cant see this, judy told me that there is a scene early into it where two boys run into a wall.. Right into it!"
#25 to #24 - nightshifter
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(04/18/2013) [-]
And in the Half-Blood Prince we have the super violent scene where this happens...

"A teenage boy purposely bumps into another teenage boy."
#157 to #24 - xdiabolicx
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
DFW
DFW
#132 to #24 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
That sounds like a Gary Larson comic.
#90 to #24 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Its ok Dale, its all over now..
#32 - AliCattLovee
Reply +70
(04/18/2013) [-]
On shrek, may have to enlarge
#161 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Nah, I dont need to enlarge.
#139 to #32 - fcrocker
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(04/18/2013) [-]
"sensuously"
"sensuously"
#41 to #32 - LassieIsCool
Reply +11
(04/18/2013) [-]
Shrek and Fiona blow up a frog and a snake like balloons and let go of them floating up towards the sky. They both most likely died a slow and painful death.
#3 - swizzll
Reply +58
(04/17/2013) [-]
www.imdb.com/title/tt0144701/parentalguide?ref_=tt_ql_8
"Barney % Friends" (1992)
"he forces the playground kids to make out with him"
"barney uses the 'f' word 17 times, and the 'd' word 25 times in one episode. He uses other vulgar terms at least once a sentence."
"This is a very friendly show for children"
I can't breath!
#78 to #3 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
That made my ******* night. thank you kind stranger from across the internet.
#26 to #3 - isolotop
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(04/18/2013) [-]
It's changed since then, it now says

Barney personally shows people his "business" and his girlfriend's "business" during a class about the "facts of life." Graphic nudity is shown. Later, he forces the playground kids to make out with him. Baby Bop is married to her blanket. BJ and Riff are "partners." Later, Riff and Lisa are taught, by Barney, how to get a baby. They eventually have an abortion, which is shown uncensored on camera. Then the baby gets flushed down the toilet.
#9 to #3 - lolerbot ONLINE
Reply +7
(04/17/2013) [-]
I clicked the link. WHAT THE ACTUAL ****
#12 to #3 - rambomanthree
Reply +7
(04/18/2013) [-]
Barney has a twelve-gauge shotgun on his back that he uses on little children that do not follow the steps to the songs right. poor little Billy didn't even know it was coming! He murders schoolchildren in every episode. Riff gets chopped up (blood is everywhere) and cooked on a grill. Baby Bop, scarred for life after seeing that, decides to commit suicide and chokes herself on a tree branch. When Ben doesn't cooperate, he gets stabbed in the heart. Barney also teaches kids to rob banks and mug people, saying, "Stealing is okay if the person you steal from doesn't mind."
#43 to #3 - majormoron
Reply +9
(04/18/2013) [-]
Just going to let people skip clicking the link, but kudos to this guy still:
#97 - sherlyholmes
Reply +53
(04/18/2013) [-]
"Shang is seen shirtless and there are hints about Mulan liking it."
"Shang is seen shirtless and there are hints about Mulan liking it."
#52 - kraygo
Reply +36
(04/18/2013) [-]
Shrek:

'A man is eaten by a dragon. This is mildly amusing'.
#36 - hugsta
Reply +35
(04/18/2013) [-]
Dammit toy story! You and your horrible, horrible language.
#54 - pegasister
Reply +31
(04/18/2013) [-]
From Wreck-It Ralph:
"When building a racing car a girl asks for a "butt-load" of frosting."
#119 to #54 - lightninghedgehog
Reply +4
(04/18/2013) [-]
well if she insists.
#4 - opjoopie
Reply +29
(04/17/2013) [-]
Violence & Gore

There's a scene where another deer tries to steal Faline from Bambi so they fight.

Bambi, you brutal little ****..
#35 - AliCattLovee
Reply +24
(04/18/2013) [-]
Charlottes Web
#170 to #35 - goodcheese
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(04/18/2013) [-]
#185 to #35 - bubblecakes
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
such rebels
#14 - wizzerdofaus
Reply +19
(04/18/2013) [-]
A Serbian Film:
Sex & Nudity
10/10
Violence and Gore
10/10
Profanity
10/10
Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
10/10
Frightening/Intense Scenes
10/10
TOTAL:
50/50

oh god lol
#67 to #14 - croski
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
Not surprising at all.
#68 to #67 - wizzerdofaus
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
August Underground and Melancholie der Engel are worse.
#173 to #14 - goodcheese
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
100% A+

Way to go A Serbian Film! Full Marks!