Title:. Description:. Constantly tells you that your religion is bad. I'm not going to be here when the storm starts.
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#179 - chuckey (04/18/2013) [-]
**chuckey rolled a random image posted in comment #22935 at Religion Board ** what it feels like when an Atheist bitches at you
User avatar #625 to #179 - teoberry (04/19/2013) [-]
That was a funny day for the board. Also kind of a proud one.
#626 to #179 - drdiddly (04/19/2013) [-]
**drdiddly rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Run! ** That is a sweet roll
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#227 to #179 - nathanielcockburn has deleted their comment [-]
#623 to #179 - pfccross ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
mfw i didn't get why it was funny until my friend pointed out the "religion board" part
mfw i didn't get why it was funny until my friend pointed out the "religion board" part
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#358 to #322 - garymotherfingoak (04/18/2013) [-]
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**garymotherfingoak rolled a random image posted in comment #1486744 at Friendly ** lets try that again
#181 to #179 - mrmamric (04/18/2013) [-]
Well slap my nipples and call me Marthy, that's a hell of a roll.

See you at the top of the comment section!
User avatar #620 to #181 - theangryrussian (04/19/2013) [-]
okay Marthy
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#613 to #179 - qqmumu has deleted their comment [-]
#202 to #179 - dantastic (04/18/2013) [-]
jesus ****** christ
#534 to #179 - harbingerwolf (04/18/2013) [-]
By atheist gods man...
By atheist gods man...
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#615 to #179 - jackcayman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#182 to #179 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#390 to #179 - opjoopie (04/18/2013) [-]
My god man...
My god man...
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#622 to #179 - plainarcane **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #190 to #179 - maskedhippo (04/18/2013) [-]
you wizard
#377 to #179 - tuckthisphit (04/18/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Happens to me all the time ** well wash my sheets and call me r.kelly,thats a fantastic roll.
User avatar #619 to #377 - theangryrussian (04/19/2013) [-]
Okay R. Kelley
#350 to #179 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Wow. best roll.
#4 - KERBE (04/17/2013) [-]
I'm not going to be here when the 			****		 storm starts.
I'm not going to be here when the **** storm starts.
#87 to #4 - chancevance (04/18/2013) [-]
I started it on the "Three Wars" repost already.
#186 to #4 - probablynaked (04/18/2013) [-]
You're not really abandoning thread that way... more just hiding right beneath it.
User avatar #137 to #4 - beren (04/18/2013) [-]
Ah, but can you resist not reading replies to your comment?
#107 - pedophant (04/18/2013) [-]
This is that guy.
#129 - lulusaurus (04/18/2013) [-]
Guys he's not saying all atheist are like this guy. This post is simply making fun of the "atheists" that "preach" how bad religion is. So calm down and put ice on your behind.
#131 to #129 - bogsrin (04/18/2013) [-]
I Don't know who you are, but Thank you.
#231 - NinjaHermit (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Sky Cake. Why are you so delicious?
#55 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
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I prefer being agnostic.
User avatar #57 to #55 - mynameislego (04/18/2013) [-]
while i agree with that I'd rather not have to define myself with an issue I don't concern myself with or participate in, just like saying I'm a non-smoker because I don't smoke....why should I have to be called something just because I'm not a part of it or because I'm a part of it...I'm just another guy doing my thing, whatever that may be.
User avatar #58 to #57 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
It's just something to say when someone asks.
#62 to #58 - mynameislego (04/18/2013) [-]
i understand but I rather say nothing at all and just continue on with my life
i understand but I rather say nothing at all and just continue on with my life
User avatar #215 to #55 - poiklman (04/18/2013) [-]
But then you may as well be agnostic towards the existence of Harry Potter, because even though you know that it's fictional and that you'll never believe he really exists, you can't really provide solid evidence that he is in fact just fictional.
#266 to #55 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
i bet you also love dr pepper
User avatar #608 to #266 - heartlessrobot (04/18/2013) [-]
Everyone does.
User avatar #334 to #55 - babyanalraper ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I'm an agnostic or an atheist. I lean towards atheism...
There's evidence for one explanation, but not for any other (every religion has their own explanation). Therefore science is more true than any other mythic explanation, but I can't disprove that there are creatures who live beyond the rules, or even made the rules. However, that's completely irrelevant; the relevant thing is that the Bible is ******** , and religion does more wrong than right. Having faith might be great, I don't know, but living after 2000 years old rules is stupid.
User avatar #517 to #334 - admiralen ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
youre agnostic
User avatar #130 to #55 - bulbakip (04/18/2013) [-]
Agnostic is more scientific and less dogmatic anyways.
User avatar #403 to #130 - exicuton (04/18/2013) [-]
Not really.
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#209 to #189 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
And consequentially, most who identity as "agnostic" are technically atheists according to standard convention -- just agnostic atheists.
#117 to #55 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
From a purely philosophical standpoint, Agnosticism is a much better stance than Atheism. So good job being smart.
User avatar #228 to #55 - HonkIfIDriveWell (04/18/2013) [-]
Being agnostic does not exempt you from being a theist/deist/atheist. You're still definitely one of those things; most likely an atheist. However, that does not mean I'm accusing you of believing "that there is no god". That's. Not. What. Atheism. Is. Atheism is simply disregarding the notion that God exists due to a lack of evidence. It's a position of knowledge that includes most people who define themselves as agnostic.
User avatar #247 to #228 - rennat (04/18/2013) [-]
Was just going to type the same thing. Agnostic answers if we can KNOW if there is a God, Atheism answers what you THINK. I'm an Agnostic Atheist. I can't know for sure, but I don't think there is one.
#599 to #228 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Agnostics are basically atheists that aren't assholes.
#108 to #55 - EdwardNigma (04/18/2013) [-]
There are giant reptilian birds in charge of everything.
#118 to #108 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Tzeentch only wishes he could control everything, but we all know Papa Nurgle is the best.
#315 to #118 - pjotor ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
>Implying people thinking papa Nurgle is the best is not as planned
User avatar #197 to #118 - ompalomper (04/18/2013) [-]
i like you
#65 - mrmamric (04/18/2013) [-]
*Fixed
User avatar #311 to #65 - teranin ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
<~~~ I'm not tolerant of any religions =P
User avatar #335 to #311 - oceanfrank (04/18/2013) [-]
yeah because being intolerant of people will get you so far ahead in life. You do realize the sole reason you post **** like you do is for attention, right?
User avatar #336 to #335 - teranin ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I post it on a website designed solely for the purpose of rewarding "getting attention". What do you think?
User avatar #338 to #336 - oceanfrank (04/18/2013) [-]
good point. I mean if someone wants attention do it in a way that doesn't make you and what you stand for look bad at least.
User avatar #339 to #338 - teranin ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I really don't though, that's the funny part. I get a handful of dissenters and usually a crapload of thumbs for my posts. They really aren't that bad, but some people take them VERY personally.
User avatar #340 to #339 - oceanfrank (04/18/2013) [-]
I just refrain from posting certain viewpoints on this website, unless i feel like trolling the **** out of them or if it helps seal the deal on an "argument."
User avatar #341 to #340 - teranin ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Here's some context, this is the one most people are freaking out about right now. www.funnyjunk.com/channel/atheism/Not+Guilty/NkdpGAx/
User avatar #342 to #341 - oceanfrank (04/18/2013) [-]
HAH, I laughed at the actual episode and this reminded me of it and then the flames grew higher as I scrolled down further.
User avatar #345 to #342 - teranin ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Its actually kinda funny how infamous I'm becoming for this stuff, I'm getting perhaps more entertainment from it than my detractors intend.
User avatar #346 to #345 - oceanfrank (04/18/2013) [-]
I think the other day I saw a post about the boston marathon bombing and the first 3 comments I see are religious debates. It's kind of annoying how personal beliefs just get the better of people and how they're quick to denounce what they don't think is real/right.
User avatar #360 to #65 - garymotherfingoak (04/18/2013) [-]
hahahahah
User avatar #163 to #65 - zorororonoa (04/18/2013) [-]
hehe good one
#199 to #85 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Bronies slightly more tho.
#241 to #199 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
lolyes cuz brownies are soooooo bad

they force you to watch their show

they bind you, gag you, rape you, cut off your toes and tapes on false wings ad horns and then they force you to watch over 18 hours of MLP:FiM, because all they care about and all their day is about, is your opinion on MLP.
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#446 to #122 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
you are braver then most christians i am one but i never post anything because the hatters always shot me down but you stand up ill see you in heaven good sir.
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#245 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Me
User avatar #529 to #245 - Hoobling (04/18/2013) [-]
you're the type of guy who jacks off to himself in the mirror
#539 to #529 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#305 to #245 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
what a contradictory post
User avatar #248 to #245 - kingoflulzfool (04/18/2013) [-]
SHUT THE **** UPPP ... :)
#169 - Greevon ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Fixed his shirt.
#416 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #428 to #427 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Because Tokyo ******* deserved it.
User avatar #596 to #416 - nodaddynoo (04/18/2013) [-]
I don't know why but I laughed way too much at this picture.
#326 - headhunternl (04/18/2013) [-]
"says he is tolerant of all religions"
and
"constantly tells you that your religion is bad"

Are NOT the same person. Sure they are both atheists, but they are nowhere near the same person.
#255 - envinite (04/18/2013) [-]
> OMG!!! stop forcing religion down my throat!!!
> Is forcing his lack of religion downs everyone's throat.

Pic is so ******* related.
User avatar #421 to #255 - drenforcicle (04/18/2013) [-]
Kill it.
Kill it, NOW.
#387 - microfan **User deleted account** (04/18/2013) [-]
I am an atheist and I have never criticize someone for believing. I'm not the in your face atheist, I tolerate and I like the diversity. Why should everybody think and act like me?That would be boring. Now have this cute Zoidberg gif.
I am an atheist and I have never criticize someone for believing. I'm not the in your face atheist, I tolerate and I like the diversity. Why should everybody think and act like me?That would be boring. Now have this cute Zoidberg gif.
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#406 to #394 - thefatmenace (04/18/2013) [-]
I think you guys are missing the point of the joke. I believe the joke was simply a snap back for all the anti-religion jokes here on funnyjunk. As you probably have noticed, the Funnyjunk community usually acts aggressively to religion and has a new front page insult to religion every other day. Well, this post points out that although the aetheists (or whoever is debating) says that they're tolerant of other religions, they insult people who have religion and stereotype use for the few nuttjobs in our religion. I feel like I'm going on a rant so please ask if you don't understand my point.
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#511 to #411 - thefatmenace (04/18/2013) [-]
I believe we agree good sir. There's not really a point in arguing after this.
#280 - beroty ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh!,More one retarded religion debate   
that just lead to hate and madness
Oh!,More one retarded religion debate
that just lead to hate and madness

#444 - winniedawho (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist but I never did an will never just complain something about religion of other people, UNLESS, they already are bashing my beliefs.
#445 to #444 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
well your beliefs are ******* stupid. sorry bud
#458 to #448 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
no, sorry, they are ******* stupid. you believe that the universe was infinitely entropic at it's inception and became ordered over time, contradicting the 2nd law of thermodynamics. you believe that mutations added new information to the genome of every species so they'd evolve into new species, contradicting the law of genetic entropy. you're an idiot
User avatar #522 to #458 - metalmind (04/18/2013) [-]
ähehem. Have you any understanding what so ever of quantum mechanis or logic? The 2. law of thermodynamics applys only to where there are the laws of nature observed in our universe. Now if the big bang brought about the laws of physics, they did not apply or even had to exist before that. Therefore, the 2. law of thermodynamics does not violate that.

AND ALSO:

It is a fact, that the summ of all the matter and energy in the universe is ZERO, as the "empty space" (which is not nothing as there is space), has a charge as well. Therefore no laws are violated, and your argument is invalid. I would recomend some basic simple literature for you to educate yourself, for example Laurentz Krausses "The Universe from nothing". It is beautifully explained there.

And did you know, that by that principle, matter and space can just pop into existance without any violations of any natural laws.

CHECK. MATE. AND DEBUNKED.


Not so stupid now, eh? Thats the problem with your school system. We get taught basic principels of quantum physics by actual well educated teachers who often have doctoral degrees (at least at my school) in their subjects. And all that in what would be public highschools in America. No wonder creationism is so widespread there.
#542 to #522 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
no, you misrepresented my argument.

at the moment after the big bang occured, the universe was infinitely entropic, there was no structure except for the geometry of space itself. how did the universe become incredibly less entropic over time?
#474 to #458 - gregolson (04/18/2013) [-]
You are trying so hard to rustle him, but he clearly is a manly man who won't be rustled by a silly black man.
You are trying so hard to rustle him, but he clearly is a manly man who won't be rustled by a silly black man.
#476 to #474 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
look at you, enlightened by your intelligence eh?
#484 to #476 - gregolson (04/18/2013) [-]
Mm.. one could say that.
Mm.. one could say that.
#239 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
#250 to #239 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Thanks
#253 to #251 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
You mentioned my superior mental ability and it so often times goes unnoticed that I decided to thank you for the compliment.
#254 to #253 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
4/10. Not bad but not enough to make me show any sign of enjoyment.
#424 to #254 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
he was being facetious, that's different than trolling, retard
#426 to #424 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I was rating his facetious. Not his trolling.
#434 to #239 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
yes, yes I am.
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