Help With Puns. Ok, here's the back story. At my school we had a false alarm a few years ago that a man had a gun on campus. Turns out, it was an umbrella. We n Gunbrella man
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Help With Puns. Ok, here's the back story. At my school we had a false alarm a few years ago that a man had a gun on campus. Turns out, it was an umbrella. We n

Ok, here's the back story. At my school we had a false alarm a few years ago that a man had a gun on campus. Turns out, it was an umbrella. We now call that man the "Gunbrella Man".
In my software engineering II course, we had to develop any type of software we wanted. A game, website, server, etc. So my group and I decided to do a FPS based on the Gunbrella Man.
Pretty much in the game you enter a portal to a hell version of my school and fight waves of monsters until you win.
We want the gunbrella man to have some one-liners sort of Duke Nukem style. I wanted to know if you all could throws some one liners out.
Some facts that can help you:
- You are shooting lightning balls out of your umbrella
- O' BTW you are shooting an umbrella
- We have giant spiders
- We have a gorgoyale enemy
Go crazy and thanks for any help you guys can give.

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#28 - joeywolfreturns
Reply +147
(04/18/2013) [-]
1. Have him sing "I'm singing in the blood..." to the tune of "I'm singing in the rain.

2. "It's raining corpses. Good thing I have an umbrella."

3. "Some people bring a knife to a gun fight. I bring an umbrella."

4. "It's raining judgment and I'm the only one who's dry."

5. "The only thing louder than my enemies screams is the sound of my umbrella when I open it."

6. "I'm about to go Mary Poppins on your ass and give you two spoon fulls of pain."

7. "Thor has nothing on me."
#204 to #28 - lazorman
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I ******* died at "it's raining judgement"
#215 to #28 - rossthomson
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#195 to #28 - blokrokker
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I thumbed you down so that it would look like I thumbed you up twice when I thumbed you back up. Just so you know
#196 to #195 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
wut?
#200 to #196 - blokrokker
Reply +3
(04/18/2013) [-]
You see, when you thumb somebody down, it goes down one. When you then hit the green thumb to thumb them up, it cancels your downthumb, setting it back to normal, and then thumbs it up, looking as though you gave it two thumbs up! It's a personal symbolic gesture. I didn't really need to say it, but I felt as though joeywoldreturns's comment was so good that I would inform him of my (a random internet stranger's) approval!
#234 to #200 - burnswhenipee
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(04/18/2013) [-]




Sorry but...it doesn't do that any more
#236 to #234 - blokrokker
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Sure seems like it does. I just did it twice, once to the anon, once to you. Not counting when I did it to joeywolfreturns's comment AND the OP. That makes four times FJ has done that. Kind of a lot for not doing it any more.
#237 to #236 - burnswhenipee
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
Oh well then maybe it's just mine or something
I thumbed yours down (taking you to -1)
Then thumbed up and it took it straight to +1
#238 to #237 - blokrokker
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
And there it is.
#104 to #28 - guymandude
Reply +4
(04/18/2013) [-]
4...so much 4
#52 to #28 - bothemastaofall ONLINE
Reply +8
(04/18/2013) [-]
>two spoonfulls of pain
#127 to #28 - wethepixel
Reply +23
(04/18/2013) [-]
"It's raining judgment and I'm the only one who's dry."

That was ******* genius.
#2 - tankeruber
Reply +45
(04/17/2013) [-]
(After killing a ton of them) It's raining blood. Thank god i have an umbrella.

**** real guns.

Prepeared for an apocalypse/monsters and a rainy day.
#88 to #2 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
Reply +2
(04/18/2013) [-]
Also have a random chance play the music from it's raining men/
#182 - headkicker
Reply +28
(04/18/2013) [-]
*Upon Killing an Enemy* "Looks like you've gunderestimated me."
"Who says lightning never strikes twice?"
"Merry Poppins ain't got nothing on this."
"I guess it's true what they say; it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors."
"Looks like you're singing in the rain."

Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
#186 to #182 - stallwallwriter
Reply +5
(04/18/2013) [-]
"Looks like you gunderestimated me."   
MFW   
I hope they use these, they're great.
"Looks like you gunderestimated me."
MFW
I hope they use these, they're great.
#50 - lordgeneral
Reply +24
(04/18/2013) [-]
Pain pain go away
#75 - snerus
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(04/18/2013) [-]
"These (insert enemy name here) are making for good poppins!"
"Live, and let dry!"
"I'll get you monsoon!"
"A flood of blood! A rain of pain! Die!"
"Look! You made a nice puddle just for me!
"Runoff!"
"I'll cover you!"
"Water you waiting around for? Let's go!"
"My gun will decide weather you live, or die!"
"You have a cloudy look about you!"
"Storm them!"
*Melee Attack* "Hurry-(Umbrella)Cane!"
#76 to #75 - nightmaren
Reply +2
(04/18/2013) [-]
> Live and let dry   
> I'll cover you   
   
My ******* sides
> Live and let dry
> I'll cover you

My ******* sides
#79 to #76 - LeifEricson
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(04/18/2013) [-]
!!!!!!"It's raining judgment and I'm the only one who's dry."!!!!!!
#135 to #79 - joeywolfreturns
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(04/18/2013) [-]
That comment looks familiar.
#241 to #79 - nightmaren
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
******* lol'd
#137 - alfrebecht
Reply +19
(04/18/2013) [-]
Depending on how obscure you want to be:
"Just be glad I didn't bring my maid outfit."

Additionally,
"I don't care what it's raining or pouring, you're not catching this guy snoring."
"It was this or a poncho."
"My mother always told me to buy things that were fashionable and functional."
"You know what happened to the guy who invented the umbrella? HE DIED."
"See, if you went to school you'd be taught to DODGE the ball."
"This is what I get for telling my kids video games don't teach you anything...."
"I guess I should be glad I thought it was gonna rain."
On entering the school:
"They say it's bad luck to open this baby indoors. Guess they never said for who."

And your requested Duke quote:
"I came here to teach class and use an umbrella-gun, and school's out today."
#141 to #137 - animalassasin
Reply +6
(04/18/2013) [-]
haha, "it was either this or a poncho", I LIKE IT, use this guy's stuff
#163 to #141 - golemnardah
Reply +2
(04/18/2013) [-]
That was my favorite one :P
#122 - luthervonappledorf
Reply +17
(04/18/2013) [-]
"Today's forecast: A high chance of torrential pain"
"Turn to page 394"
"I'm sentencing you to an eternity in detention... IN HELL!"
"I've had it with these ************* spiders in this ************* school"
#125 to #122 - Nihatclodra ONLINE
Reply +2
(04/18/2013) [-]
"Eternal detention" sounds better than "Eternity in detention"
#39 - ibschmitty
Reply +14
(04/18/2013) [-]
-Sorry to rain on your parade

-I like my women like i like myself during a storm. Dry

-Oh **** the cops
#198 - sorrowofdaedalus
Reply +13
(04/18/2013) [-]
"Let's see Mary Poppins do this! "
#20 - kazorkthedork
Reply +11
(04/18/2013) [-]
have him sing this:

I carry my weapon like im ready for rain-ies
thought I was a member of a legion o' crazies
but they don' know 'bout my method of strange crusade-ies
Mary Pop-Pop-Popin' my way through hades

did I do good?
#23 to #20 - bradmb
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
I think so. I think it's glorious.