An electron, a proton, and a neutron walk into a bar. The electron orders an appletini, and the bartender charges him 5$. The proton orders a rum and coke, also 5$. The neutron walks up and orders a rum and coke as well, but when he pulls out the 5$ to pay the bartender the man stops him and says "for you, no charge."
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein says he will seek while Newton and Pascal hide. When Einstein turns around to count, Pascal runs off and Newton stays right where he is and draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square and stands in it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around to say "I found you, Newton!" to which Newton responds, "No, you found 1 Newton per square meter ... you found a Pascal!"
A mathematician and a physicist were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the mathematical knowledge of the average American. The physicist claimed that this average was woefully inadequate,while the other maintained that it was surprisingly high.
"I'll tell you what," said the physicist. "Ask that waitress a simple math question. If she gets it right, I'll pick up dinner. If not, you do."
He then excused himself to the men's room, so the mathematician called the waitress over.
"When my friend returns," he told her, "I'm going to ask you a question, and I want you to respond 'one third x cubed.' There's twenty bucks in it for you." She agreed.
The physicist returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over.
"The food was wonderful, thank you," began the mathematician. "Incidentally, do you know what the antiderivative of x squared is?"
The waitress looked pensive, almost pained. She hesitated, and responded "Oh, one third x cubed".
So the physicist paid the check. The mathematician looked over to his friend with a proud smile. "Plus C", added the waitress, walking off.
I'll admit, when I started reading it was pretty boring. But it was important stuff I guess. But after like halfway through Act 1 **** got interesting. Now I just can't stop reading it. (But I'm only on Act 4, I'm quite a slow reader, and I get distracted and whatnot)
But yeah, Homestuck kicks ass.