BECAUSE ITS A CELL WALL. BECAUSE ITS A CELL WALL. love science. not mine. Whatcha got Ehere Jim? Transport premiums. The cellmate continues to sit there, looking high as a kite
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BECAUSE ITS A CELL WALL

BECAUSE ITS A CELL WALL. BECAUSE ITS A CELL WALL. love science. not mine. Whatcha got Ehere Jim? Transport premiums. The cellmate continues to sit there, looking high as a kite

BECAUSE ITS A CELL WALL. ******* love science.

*not mine*

Whatcha got
Ehere Jim?
Transport
premiums
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#32 - zombiefied (04/18/2013) [-]
what actually happened
#50 to #32 - triggathepirate (04/18/2013) [-]
Wait what the 			****		. Is he like a nutcase or something?
Wait what the **** . Is he like a nutcase or something?
User avatar #92 to #50 - garentei (04/18/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #6 - mitchthehugeman (04/17/2013) [-]
The cellmate continues to sit there, looking high as a kite
#48 to #6 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
That comment was better than the post.
#5 - Jctomlinson (04/17/2013) [-]
That is the nerdiest joke I've ever laughed at.
User avatar #113 to #5 - opticmonkey ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
An electron, a proton, and a neutron walk into a bar. The electron orders an appletini, and the bartender charges him 5$. The proton orders a rum and coke, also 5$. The neutron walks up and orders a rum and coke as well, but when he pulls out the 5$ to pay the bartender the man stops him and says "for you, no charge."
#34 to #5 - ClicheUsername (04/18/2013) [-]
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein says he will seek while Newton and Pascal hide. When Einstein turns around to count, Pascal runs off and Newton stays right where he is and draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square and stands in it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around to say "I found you, Newton!" to which Newton responds, "No, you found 1 Newton per square meter ... you found a Pascal!"
#103 to #34 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
A mathematician and a physicist were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the mathematical knowledge of the average American. The physicist claimed that this average was woefully inadequate,while the other maintained that it was surprisingly high.
"I'll tell you what," said the physicist. "Ask that waitress a simple math question. If she gets it right, I'll pick up dinner. If not, you do."
He then excused himself to the men's room, so the mathematician called the waitress over.
"When my friend returns," he told her, "I'm going to ask you a question, and I want you to respond 'one third x cubed.' There's twenty bucks in it for you." She agreed.
#104 to #103 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
The physicist returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over.
"The food was wonderful, thank you," began the mathematician. "Incidentally, do you know what the antiderivative of x squared is?"
The waitress looked pensive, almost pained. She hesitated, and responded "Oh, one third x cubed".
So the physicist paid the check. The mathematician looked over to his friend with a proud smile. "Plus C", added the waitress, walking off.
#65 - granadablashlack (04/18/2013) [-]
Don't Share then you selfish **** ...
#56 - alucord (04/18/2013) [-]
Dude. I don't think those were skittles.
#12 - savioranonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
I may or may not get hate from this....But the guy on the floor's face looks like Hella Jeff...
User avatar #25 to #12 - maltionthefurry (04/18/2013) [-]
I told you about those ******* stairs bro.
User avatar #26 to #12 - mayormilkman (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, it's the best thing created by Hussie...
User avatar #29 to #12 - supermorshu (04/18/2013) [-]
I knew this was gonna show up.
User avatar #43 to #12 - androanomaly (04/18/2013) [-]
Glad I wasn't the only one.
User avatar #13 to #12 - lordkaboose (04/17/2013) [-]
this is exactly what i was thinking
#20 to #12 - fistpump (04/17/2013) [-]
Does FJ have something against Homestuck?
Does FJ have something against Homestuck?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - savioranonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
Some people do from what I've noticed...Sometimes a person would post something related to Homestuck and they'd get thumbed down.
User avatar #28 to #21 - Protomix (04/18/2013) [-]
i think that's just a matter of a significant number of people on this site not knowing what homestuck is
User avatar #38 to #28 - savioranonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
Mostly that as well as others just hating it because they can't get past act 1 and thinks it's boring as **** .
User avatar #119 to #38 - fistpump (04/18/2013) [-]
I'll admit, when I started reading it was pretty boring. But it was important stuff I guess. But after like halfway through Act 1 **** got interesting. Now I just can't stop reading it. (But I'm only on Act 4, I'm quite a slow reader, and I get distracted and whatnot)
But yeah, Homestuck kicks ass.
#100 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #107 to #100 - thefaythless (04/18/2013) [-]
NOT OK MAN!
User avatar #109 to #107 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I know it's not D:
User avatar #116 to #100 - xCONGiEx (04/18/2013) [-]
Explain everyone's pain please.
#120 to #116 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Full metal alchemist, these two get fused together into one body as this thing, then at the end of the episode it gets splattered all over an alley way wall.
User avatar #121 to #120 - xCONGiEx (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh no, now I remember D=
User avatar #111 to #108 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Eh.
User avatar #114 to #111 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/18/2013) [-]
I lied. I don't really hate you. I love you. Have a good night.
#115 to #114 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
You have a good night too.
#44 - xDarkness (04/18/2013) [-]
The science in this post really calms my jimmies.
#30 - vissova (04/18/2013) [-]
He's got that same dopey face the whole time. Just sitting there.
User avatar #55 to #30 - thefortysecond (04/18/2013) [-]
sweet bro and hella jeff face
#14 - Lambda (04/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 - desuforeverlulz (04/18/2013) [-]
Understanding these jokes without needing an explanation is the only thing that validates my years of science education.
User avatar #41 - knightofthefunny (04/18/2013) [-]
Would only work if the duct was large enough to transport his entire body singly and if the concentration gradient was lower on the outside, otherwise, a large about of ATP would be require to transverse such a large macro-organism across a "cell wall".
#42 to #41 - Drfish (04/18/2013) [-]
I agree, however the number of prisoners outside the prison is surely much less than those within thus the gradient is intact, and as for the ATP, I'm sure there are plenty of Anally Tapped Prisoners around to help. Good points by the way. Science!
#3 - solarisofcelestia (04/17/2013) [-]
There's a plasmid for that.
#106 - sefercil ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
ehehehe. if i weren't in a biology class right now, i would not have snorted the way i did. i enjoyed this. thank you
ehehehe. if i weren't in a biology class right now, i would not have snorted the way i did. i enjoyed this. thank you
User avatar #117 to #106 - glaucusatlanticus (04/18/2013) [-]
glad i could be of assistance
#52 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (04/18/2013) [-]
A neutron walks into a bar and asks a bartender "How much for a drink?" the bartender says "For you? No charge."
#58 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Transport proteins move things across the cell membrane which is inside the cell wall. The gaps in the cell wall fibers are generally large enough for all the necessary molecules to pass through without help.



I'm sorry, I'll leave now.
#22 - jasoncreed (04/17/2013) [-]
Biology for the win!
Biology for the win!
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