I tried. . beaber" vith_ : stati_ teell''] I tried. I tried that... I ended up opening the bottle that was upside down...
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#24 - yalikefishsticks (04/17/2013) [-]
I tried that... I ended up opening the bottle that was upside down...
#40 to #24 - xlxluckyjoexlx (04/17/2013) [-]
thats because this picture is opposite, bend the other way and it'll take off the bottom one
#7 - algorath ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
amatører...
amatører...
#45 to #7 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
All men in denmark have a beer-opener in either Pocket, Wallet, key bundle, drawer.
And if they dont its because we open them WITH OUR TEETH or with another beer.
#55 to #45 - kallesmange (04/17/2013) [-]
are you retarded? dude use a lighter
User avatar #8 to #7 - gonzoen (04/17/2013) [-]
En rigtig dansker kan åbne en øl med et stykke vådt papir.
#9 to #8 - horrusia ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
En rigtig dansker kan åbne en øl med en rød pølse..
En rigtig dansker kan åbne en øl med en rød pølse..
User avatar #10 to #9 - deadadventurer (04/17/2013) [-]
Må dog indrømme at min personlige preference er en lighter.
#11 to #10 - horrusia ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Ka bedre med endnu en øl istedet for en lighter..
Ka bedre med endnu en øl istedet for en lighter..
User avatar #13 to #11 - fedemiss (04/17/2013) [-]
En rigtig dansker kan åbne en øl med en hindbær snitte
User avatar #59 to #16 - atzekatze (04/17/2013) [-]
I like your name, so I will appologize on behalf of my fellow danes.
English ************* , do you speak it?!
#4 - Thebiggeorgy (04/17/2013) [-]
I tried as well
#17 to #4 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Very classy to wear the bottom of a bottle as a monocle.
#61 - dviii (04/17/2013) [-]
a lighter works
#70 to #61 - midgetnigger (04/18/2013) [-]
I use a can of dip, works just like a lighter. God damn, we're geniuses!
#79 to #70 - gerganthiclocks (04/18/2013) [-]
Just because you dip, you are a good person and i hope you live a prosperous life (Y)
#80 to #79 - midgetnigger (04/18/2013) [-]
Well thank you!
#87 - Tatou (04/18/2013) [-]
Instructions were not clear enough.
#90 to #87 - chuckbillrow (04/18/2013) [-]
here is a version of that image that does not appear to be on a shirt
User avatar #83 - mrgoodlove (04/18/2013) [-]
I like the lighter method better.
User avatar #67 - milliardopeace (04/17/2013) [-]
I've tried this before and the upside down one opened first...what a waste.
#81 to #67 - cincodrums (04/18/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I thought might happen.
User avatar #41 - lepokerface (04/17/2013) [-]
I can open that **** with my teeth
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User avatar #77 to #56 - ronyx (04/18/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
User avatar #3 - dosburritos (04/17/2013) [-]
I know how to open a champagne bottle with a sword.


...looking back at this, it's really not to difficult
#18 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
User avatar #47 to #18 - Hreidmar (04/17/2013) [-]
I have to say, I almost admire your dedication by now. I haven't seen a single alcohol/drug post without this exact rant on it.
#50 to #47 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Just trying to get the word out and hopefully people will stop killing themselves.
User avatar #22 to #18 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
I'm very sure I debated you once in the past about this.
User avatar #58 to #18 - colegaleener ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
this comment is a repost
User avatar #20 to #18 - gallifreyan (04/17/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you're the same anon who was bitching about the tattoos a post or so back.

How about YOU grow the **** up and let people make their own opinions and decisions?
#37 to #20 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Their opinions and decisions are wrong though. Yes your opinion can be wrong. They're making horrible life decisions.
User avatar #21 to #18 - kiratheunholy (04/17/2013) [-]
Meh, I agree him. Though every time I express a negative opinion about alcohol I get flooded with red thumbs. Bring it on I guess.
User avatar #23 to #21 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
Alcohol is a bad thing and it destroys you, but it's loooooads of fun drinking with your buddies. There's a reason people go out clubbing, to pubs, private parties and what not. You don't just invite people you don't like and wait for magic to happen, you drink as friends, then you open up and become better friends. Most of my best friends I met while drinking, they were a stranger in the start but after a butt load of booze our bond tightened :) We can have fun without booze but it's not the same thing. It's like going to laser tag or paint ball, it's an experience that's not the same as when you just hang out.
User avatar #25 to #23 - kiratheunholy (04/17/2013) [-]
I have lots of fun with my friends, we just don't need alcohol. It saves me 1: Money I can spend on other things, or other activities to do with my friends. 2: Time that might be spent doing something rather unproductive, some people might enjoy it but the feeling of being drunk and doing somewhat 'stupid' things to me doesn't appeal... 3: Brain cells. Yes, not trying to be a 'holier-than-thou' type but I don't like to kill my brain cells, I want to be as wise in my old age as I was when I was somewhat young.

TL;DR - Drinking isn't fun for me, so I see no reason to endure the negative affects it comes with.
User avatar #26 to #25 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
As expressed earlier if you don't like it, don't do it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kiratheunholy (04/17/2013) [-]
You gave me a reason why you liked it, I gave you a reason why I didn't. At no point did you say: "If you don't like it, don't do it" however I'm sure you had intended to say it. I was simply stating my opinion in the open. Not trying to change anything.
User avatar #29 to #27 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
As to the whole being old and wise, I dunno, I would rather look back and laugh at memories than I would be wise. In my opinion ones life is summed up in the experiences you had and the lives you impacted, I guess I got a chance to meet a different portion of people when I started drinking. Most of my school friends etc. aren't the most drinking bunch, I like em' and all but I got to meet them through my University, the other half, musicians, communists, different races, different religions, some had some amazing talents others amazing compassion was through random bar encounters. I gotta say the most interesting people I've met in this world was slobbering drunks drooling on my shoulder as the night was over :)
#34 to #29 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
If you can even remember those memories... which you probably wont. I'd rather actually be able to remember my fun night instead of wake up somewhere with a massive headache. You're killing your brain cells, you wont remember **** when you get old... IF you get old. you shortened your life quite a bit. You're wasting your healthier years of life.
User avatar #36 to #34 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
I don't get pissin' drunk, that's no fun. I just get drunk and have fun, is this one of those things where if you're not doing it, and you've met a few asshole drunk people, you automatically assume that every other person drinking is assholes? Or are you just a pretentious asshole yourself trying to "clear" the world so you don't have to face it?
#38 to #36 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
I actually do face the world... the real world. I don't get drunk and hide from all my problems like a pussy. I deal with my issues. You even admitted you can have fun without drinking so there's no reason for you to drink. It's pointless. Stop slowly killing yourself.
#46 to #38 - chrispow (04/17/2013) [-]
Dude, have a drink and chill the 			****		 out.    
   
Studies have shown that small amount of alcohol is good for you anyway. Yes binge drinking is bad, which is the point i'd imagine you were trying to make, but getting wasted (on a rare occasion) is great for hilarious stories and i'd rather have them then suffer a headache than sit at home and moan at all the other people having too much fun.   
   
Like our bartender bro just said, it's not that we can't have fun without the alcohol, i regularly go out and don't drink but when i do it just loosens me up more.   
   
Maybe if you had a beverage or two from time to time you wouldn't be such a pretentious asshat.
Dude, have a drink and chill the **** out.

Studies have shown that small amount of alcohol is good for you anyway. Yes binge drinking is bad, which is the point i'd imagine you were trying to make, but getting wasted (on a rare occasion) is great for hilarious stories and i'd rather have them then suffer a headache than sit at home and moan at all the other people having too much fun.

Like our bartender bro just said, it's not that we can't have fun without the alcohol, i regularly go out and don't drink but when i do it just loosens me up more.

Maybe if you had a beverage or two from time to time you wouldn't be such a pretentious asshat.
#51 to #46 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
No thanks i'd rather not slowly kill myself.
For every 1 kind of good thing it does there are 5 negative side affects. It's not worth it. Even a small amount of alcohol does damage to the body. You wont be able to remember those hilarious stories... and you can have plenty of funny stories without needing to poison yourself. Why would you sit at home? Go out and do fun stuff, you should be able to enjoy yourself without drinking poison. It loosens you up? So that means you're a boring person when your sober. That's why you drink. I don't need to drink in order to loosen up. I'm a pretty social guy without it.
#62 to #51 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
You're barely reading what the guy says. He said he can have fun without it, he just enjoys drinking and being more loosened up.

Besides, having a few beers won't magically make your memory go away. I've never drunk so much that I don't remember what happened, and I have drunk quite a bit some nights.

As chrispow said, have a beer. Also might want to pull the dildo outa your ass.
#65 to #62 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Alcohol loosens him up meaning he's not normally a loose person, that's bad. The alcohol is changing who he is. He should be loose without needing alcohol in his system. I wont have a beer, i'd rather not poison my body.
#82 to #51 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
trolling them softly.
User avatar #28 to #27 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
As a bartender I'm a lost cause, and yeah forgot about deleting that part of my comment, sorry my non-drinking bro ^^
#31 to #28 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Maybe you wouldn't be a ******* bartender if you didn't drink...
User avatar #33 to #31 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
Maybe you wouldn't be an asshole if you did drink, there's a lot of maybe's here anon.
#35 to #33 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
No... drinking makes people assholes actually. You should know that though, after all you're a ******* stupid uneducated bartender. Oh i'm sorry, you did get a certificate right? Woooo your parents must be proud of your certificate huh? Must be real proud of you while all their friends are bragging to them about their kids and their actual degrees...
User avatar #39 to #35 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
Ehm, it's a student bar, I'm currently attending DTU one of the three best engineering Universities in Scandinavia? And why yes my parents are proud as I'm going to be the first in my family to actually get a masters and then aiming for a PHD. And yes as I'm also making a lot of music my parents do brag about me, I'm going to perform a show in Germany this weekend. So yeah, I'm doing all right, I hit the bars and have fun (with about 100 other University students and or Ph.d's around campus.
#53 to #39 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
"Best engineering university in Scandinavia". Big ******* deal. That place is ranked 178 in the world... I just looked up your pathetic school for you. USA has the top 3 and basically owns this entire list. You'd be better off if you weren't killing your brain cells...

www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/world-university-rankings/2011-12/world-ranking
#30 to #23 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
If you can't have fun at a party or with a group of your friends without needing to drink than you're just a boring person in general... and you obviously need new friends.
User avatar #32 to #30 - graphenz (04/17/2013) [-]
Did I say I can not? Read my comment again It's like if I posted "I like Halo" I couldn't automatically like any other game, since this argument is about alcohol, I posted my opinion on alcohol :)
User avatar #43 to #21 - kiratheunholy (04/17/2013) [-]
Took me this long to realize this. I agree with him* I forgot with.
User avatar #91 - xcmxcmx (04/18/2013) [-]
see now how do you know the bottle on top wont open first
#86 - residentevilwesker (04/18/2013) [-]
goddammit i snorted when i reached the bottom and snot flew out of my nose on to my girlfriends hand
User avatar #84 - camerel (04/18/2013) [-]
i prefer to thrust forwards, but thats just me.
User avatar #78 - theblowtorch (04/18/2013) [-]
my dad can do this
User avatar #54 - facetiousrunner (04/17/2013) [-]
use a counter top, or a key.........
User avatar #49 - therealdiscord (04/17/2013) [-]
I don't think you did it right.
Also, just use teeth.
#44 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
lol what if the beer youre trying to open your beer with opens
tl;dr op is a fag
User avatar #48 to #44 - wigglezxd (04/17/2013) [-]
React better than a dead weasel and flip it over?
Iunno.
#42 - JHDog (04/17/2013) [-]
I always try opening a bottle on the edge of a table, but I always end up breaking the glass.
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