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#21 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Why can't this be a thing? It would be like an irl version of getting a starter pokemon, except more patriotic.
User avatar #50 to #21 - SuperSixONE (04/17/2013) [-]
too bad bald eagles are an endangered species
User avatar #128 to #21 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
What do you mean why can't this be a thing? Every true American has an eagle ceremony.

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User avatar #22 to #21 - littleronan (04/17/2013) [-]
yeah, 'Muricans can get the eagles, Brits can get corgis, Japan can get octopuses...
#30 to #22 - feragon (04/17/2013) [-]
**** , I am getting a Portuguese Man o'war
#34 to #22 - thefrazdude (04/17/2013) [-]
Do Scots get haggii?
User avatar #28 to #22 - ducksarekawaii (04/17/2013) [-]
Corgis are the **** . Can mine have a top hat?
User avatar #167 to #22 - iamcraig (04/17/2013) [-]
Do Californians get bears too?
User avatar #246 to #167 - californians (04/18/2013) [-]
yes. yes i do.
User avatar #37 to #22 - LordZebedee ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Well if it were going off the country's national animal, then English people would get a Lion.
#46 to #37 - ganondork (04/17/2013) [-]
Almost everyone'd get a lion (Armenia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Ethiopia, Iran, Kenya, Liberia, Libya, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Morroco, Netherlands, Sri Lanka, Singapore, Sweden). Wtf are they even doing, half those countries don't even have lions. At least the Scottish are being original with their unicorns.
Almost everyone'd get a lion (Armenia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Ethiopia, Iran, Kenya, Liberia, Libya, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Morroco, Netherlands, Sri Lanka, Singapore, Sweden). Wtf are they even doing, half those countries don't even have lions. At least the Scottish are being original with their unicorns.
#51 to #46 - ethiopia (04/17/2013) [-]
Us Ethiopians would probably eat him
Us Ethiopians would probably eat him
#203 to #46 - armenia (04/17/2013) [-]
Armenia, Lion and Eagle*
-4
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User avatar #25 to #22 - danilawleit (04/17/2013) [-]
But mum, I want a Tarantula! D:
#27 to #25 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
I guess you should move to Australia, then.
#19 - Cleavland Steamer (04/17/2013) [-]
eagle ceremony   
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eagle ceremony
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#178 to #19 - ragingheterosexual (04/17/2013) [-]
omg, I can hardly breathe. Listening to jump by kris kross made it funnier.
#225 to #19 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
I was listening to the song "Gimme $20" and was amazed by how well that song fit...
User avatar #87 to #19 - meglomaniac (04/17/2013) [-]
WHAT IN GODS HOLY PATRIOTIC NAME IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #83 to #19 - TheTurnbull (04/17/2013) [-]
I think you were born for this moment with that gif
#84 to #19 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
....how ******* long could you have possibly been waiting for this .gif to be relevant?
#41 - hirollin (04/17/2013) [-]
Glorious Eagle ceremonies of old!
Glorious Eagle ceremonies of old!
#223 to #41 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
It's all fun and patriotism until batman whoops his ass.
#39 - teamrocketninja (04/17/2013) [-]
This was great!
#94 - firstresponder (04/17/2013) [-]
swelling with pride    
   
im sorry I had to
swelling with pride

im sorry I had to
#79 - infamoustrapper (04/17/2013) [-]
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"Get out Canada"
Easily the best part of the content
#99 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
In this comment section;
People trying to make their countries look cooler by association with animals who would feast on their organs given the chance.
#160 to #99 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Angry black men aren't patriotic.
#23 - kaboomz (04/17/2013) [-]
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#152 - thelordofbutthurt (04/17/2013) [-]
<my eagle....
#60 - ninjabadger ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Do I smell.... Freedom?
Do I smell.... Freedom?
#3 - pheonixinstinct (04/17/2013) [-]
I choose the more traditional but louder eagle ceremony, you know the whole 12 gauge and pistol solute with the flag on my back and a little bit of dip. the sheriff and i shot oh 10 round before Miller(yes after the beer you commie) flew in and landed and the shot gun.
#49 - puredeliciousness (04/17/2013) [-]
For some reason, &quot;Stonewall Jackson&quot; just put me 			*******		 overboard.
For some reason, "Stonewall Jackson" just put me ******* overboard.
User avatar #43 - dovahsix (04/17/2013) [-]
In New Zealand we have something similar called a Kiwi Ceremony, where we dress up in full clothing made of sheeps wool and do the haka while eating pavalova
#207 to #43 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
GET OUT YOU SHEEP ******* NO ONE ASKED YOU
#52 to #43 - johnska (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh, that reminds me of Bulldog Day here in Britain. When you become ten (the age when your monocle should develop) you must go to the field with the most cow turds in your area, and drank a big cup of tea whilst shouting "I say boy, pip pip!". The TARDIS then appears, and a dog is released towards you. However, before you may claim your new friend, you must beat it in its challenge; who can get to Buckingham Palace first by taking the least number of double decker buses. If you win, the Queen shall meet you, pronounce you "One's Best Mate". She will throw you a football (a soccer ball to you Yankie swines), which you must headbutt to the dog. If it catches it, you have been accepted by him.

Pic related its my best friend Sir Churchill the tea hound. We've been together for seven years.

I love you buddy <3
#1 - darkrighteosnight (04/17/2013) [-]
I miss my eagle companion. Her name was Declary. It was short for declaration of independents, ans i was not vary clever, but she loved the name all the same. she was my first eagle that i hatched all by my self.   
   
I can't believe she gave her live to save me from a king heron that attacked me  when i was twelve... I miss her so much. And that freedom hating, monarchy bastard is still alive out there... somewhere.
I miss my eagle companion. Her name was Declary. It was short for declaration of independents, ans i was not vary clever, but she loved the name all the same. she was my first eagle that i hatched all by my self.

I can't believe she gave her live to save me from a king heron that attacked me when i was twelve... I miss her so much. And that freedom hating, monarchy bastard is still alive out there... somewhere.
User avatar #74 to #1 - theunlimited (04/17/2013) [-]
Is that the eagle from The Rescuers Down Under? Oh god that movie was amazing, I watched it over and over, downloading it now.
User avatar #101 to #1 - garymotherfingoak (04/17/2013) [-]
i went from mad to sad...
#68 to #1 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
I dont wanna be that guy but...


*Independence
#135 to #68 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
*very

You missed one
#157 - lumpymandude (04/17/2013) [-]
'Murica
#140 - deathbyspoons (04/17/2013) [-]
i lost it at the eagle named Colbert.   
   
.gif kinda related...
i lost it at the eagle named Colbert.

.gif kinda related...
#80 - bigredthunder (04/17/2013) [-]
The cake from my eagle ceremony.
#119 - camerel (04/17/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone understands really understands how much i wish this would be what happened
#144 - alexthecanadian (04/17/2013) [-]
The Eagle Ceremony.
Yes, I was invited to one of those.
My God, there was so much freedom there, I didn't know what the hell to do with it all.
But, it was an amazing experience nonetheless.
One of my cousins received his first eagle.
It was...
I shed a tear that day.
He became a man...
A free man.
User avatar #6 - neiharakon (04/17/2013) [-]
In all seriousness: this would be ******* AMAZING!
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