McDisasters 7: Race Weekend Madhouse. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I might have to back off on these for a little while, work's been cr
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McDisasters 7: Race Weekend Madhouse

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I might have to back off on these for a little while, work's been crazy. if nothing else, the posts will be coming later in the day. Sorry for the people who love these, I will do my best to keep making at least one a day, until I run out of stories! Happy Reading!

PART 1 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/

PART 5 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4538188/McDisasters+5+Call+me+Ishmael/

PART 6 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/
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.comanderspy and masterchiefawesome, guess i scared you away..

en race weekend
met my normal shift, helping out a co worker
doesn' t even begin to describe the amount of
people
basically the work, half the time to do it in
running circles around my grill team
calls me to the front to take orders
Herby packed with customers
Mine to the street for drivethru
everyone' s pissed that service is taking so long
to shoulder, couldn' t get thru the lobby if i
wanted.
the machine runs dry
wider dispenser, have to fill it from the top with
gigantic buckets full of ice from the machine
zrswaa away from counter
shear customers start screaming
e-‘ HE CANT LEAVE, WE NEED OUR
e-‘ HOW DARE HE GO ON BREAK, I WANT MY GOD
DAMN DOUBLE CHEEBURGER!'
trying to fill orders for and counter
amassing everyting up
we lines are moving
Mesing patience with the bossman
Hill buckets in back
Harry them to the front of the store
Hell people to please move so i can fill the ice
dispenser
customers become irate
Ewe are in line, we can not meme
e-‘ TAKE OUR ORDERS, YOU LAZY **** !‘
shave to shove my way thru 2 big assholes who won' t
move
Hhey tell my manager THIS KID JUST PUSHED US!‘
e-' YAH, WE WANT OUR FOOD FOR FREE"
heard and saw the whole confrontation
Mets me finish filling the ice machine
Hells mete punch out and go home
scars not there, had gotten a ride in from my dad
rage outside and sit on the curb, smoking and laughing
as the line/ crowd builds
Hwe assholes cemo out and try to talk **** to me
s' shouldn' t have pushed thru us, we got
our food for treal'
Rebuttle with 'shoulda got out of my way, asshole.
just trying to do my job'
guy looks pissed, but he' s not about to hit a 16 9/ 12
year old kid
leave
immediately sticks his head out the
window
wells 'get back in here, it' s not slowing dawn!'
Finish my cigarette
rage in, punch in, wash up, back to grill
some people in crowd saw me cemo back in
complain about smoky smell, ask for free food
gees
e-‘ YOU PEOPLE COME IN HERE FOR HOURS ON END,
ABOUT ANY LITTLE THING YOU CAN TO TRY
GET FREE FOOD! THIS IS ABSURED DO YOU ASK
FFOR FREE FOOD IF SOMEONE COUGHS OR SNEEZES
BEHIND THE COUNTER? NO! JUST BECAUSE WE' RE
BUSY
DOES NOT MEAN WE' RE GONNA GIVE YOU FREE ****
BECAUSE YOU HAD TO WAIT AAND A HALF MINUTES
FOR FRESH MEAT! ANYONE ELSE WHO THINKS THEY' E
ENTITLED TO FREE FOOD CAN JUST LEAVE NOW!
icould have heard a pin drop in the lobby
complainers leave in a huff, ‘we' re never
coming here again!' blahblahblah
retreats to office in rage
dsends me back to the counter
trion' t: see the guy for the rest of the shift
Hun the counter and drivethru
4 1/ 2 hours, at least people served
apologizes to entire crew
ewe all tell him it' s the best thing we' re weer heard
gets fired 2 weeks later due to complaints
Hired to save the company maney, gets fired
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#13 - renegadejack (04/17/2013) [-]
i completely understand how you feel
pic 100% related
#24 - doomle (04/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
> Working at McDonald, 17 years old at the time.
> Cleaning lobby.
> Two superfat retarded bitches, just bought food and went to find a seat. (They were literally retarded).
>One of them trips in her own legs and falls on the other one so both of tem loses their food.
> Saw the whole thing.
> Helps the one that fell up and told them I will get them new food for free. (Standard service)
> No response, so I go and get their food.
> They just take it out of my hand and takes a seat right next to the spilled food.
> Cleaned up the **** .
> They're just staring at me all the time.
> Finished. They don't even say thanks.
> I dislike retarded people because of them.
#23 - ljxjlos (04/17/2013) [+] (15 replies)
> Be on way home from a concert with a big group of friends, 4 cars, 12 people
> Stop at McDonalds, like everytime, to grab something to eat and discuss the concert
> Dude comes out of the toilets, one of these over-trained fitness fanatics
> Pants around his ancles, Shirt ripped up, ********** at both legs, even on the front
> Something weird with his hair, normal haircut, spiky, probably tons of gel, but many spikes are missing, looks like a plucked goose
> Blood running from his nose, not a small amount, but seriously, like a ******* river
> First Seconds, nobody says anything, than a girl at the counter approachs hi
> "Are you okay?"
> Dude ignores her, stands there, **** and blood dripping.
> Another Worker goes to him, touches his shoulder "Are you okay?"
> Guy takes a swing at him, misses, starts screaming and runs out, misses his pants completely while doing so.

We still have no idea what the **** was wrong with him. The Girl told us, she remembered him, he went to the toilet at least 5 hours ago, she thought he had long but left. We are told to take our food and leave, everybody gets some free stuff from the already finished food, cause they close the restaurant for cleaning, massive **** and blood stains, the whole way from the toilets to the door, I don´t even want to know, how the bathroom looked.

And this didn´t even happen in some part of redneck america, this was right next to a small city in rural Bavaria, Germany. Seriously, what the **** .
User avatar #4 - demcupcakes (04/16/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I wonder if large corporations would act differently if the high ranking people actually spent time inside and dealt with that **** .
#46 - LinkinParkFan (04/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>17   
>Working at a Tim Horton's   
>2 teen age Stoners come in.   
>Middle of July, A/C broke, hot as tits, busy because of concert. ( SummerFolk festival/ concert)   
>1 of the stoners with long red curls clearly stoned, asks what sandwhiches we have.    
> Tell him the Sandwhiches, asks me "What one do you like?"   
> Ham/swiss on Whole wheat.   
>"I'll get that one!!" he says.   
> Make the food. for them and the other stoner asks if i smoke pot.   
> I'm quiet but i nod my head in approval.    
> Hands me a 10 dollar bill. Says "here you go bro, enjoy the SummerFolk!"    
>i accept it, after work head to beach by myself.   
>Stoners are there sitting in lawn chairs"   
> Red head Stoner says hey and asks me to chill with them.   
> Red head has a joint,lights it and passes to me.   
> Toke like an mother 						******					.   
> Next day i see the stoners at the bus termanal,   
> talk to them, pretty chill guys.    
> Both stoners get on greyhound.   
> I am idiot for not asking for name or number.   
> Never see epic stoners again
>17
>Working at a Tim Horton's
>2 teen age Stoners come in.
>Middle of July, A/C broke, hot as tits, busy because of concert. ( SummerFolk festival/ concert)
>1 of the stoners with long red curls clearly stoned, asks what sandwhiches we have.
> Tell him the Sandwhiches, asks me "What one do you like?"
> Ham/swiss on Whole wheat.
>"I'll get that one!!" he says.
> Make the food. for them and the other stoner asks if i smoke pot.
> I'm quiet but i nod my head in approval.
> Hands me a 10 dollar bill. Says "here you go bro, enjoy the SummerFolk!"
>i accept it, after work head to beach by myself.
>Stoners are there sitting in lawn chairs"
> Red head Stoner says hey and asks me to chill with them.
> Red head has a joint,lights it and passes to me.
> Toke like an mother ****** .
> Next day i see the stoners at the bus termanal,
> talk to them, pretty chill guys.
> Both stoners get on greyhound.
> I am idiot for not asking for name or number.
> Never see epic stoners again
#28 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/17/2013) [-]
That manager...
That manager...
#27 - antirepostmovement (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
customers are idiots and whoever invented the phrase 'customer is always right' should be hang by his balls and mauled by squirels.
User avatar #115 - mattdoggy (04/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me a few years ago with friends
>decide to go to some local festival thing where a huge number of people show up
>ends up being a way packed thing and you had to park miles away to get there it's so busy
>on our walk to it we stop by a tacobell along the way thinking we'd be smart avoid the crowds
>we were wrong...
>we are barely able to fit in the door and squeeze our way through people standing up to get a seat
>after about an hour me and a friend are able to get within a few customers deep of the counter
>we are ordering for our entire crew so we have a huge list
>in front us we see some guy yelling his order at the guy behind the counter who doesn't bother to even look up at his attacker
>when we finally get to him we see a 5 ft even scrawny kid looking like he was trying not to cry
>i immediately stop my friend and hand the guy the list over, telling him "your busy dude and we're in no rush, just get to this when you can ok"
>he thanks me and puts it in his pocket
>the moment after i sit down i see two land whales rascal there way to the front of the line and demand that they deserve to get to the front because they're fat
>they order roughly enough food for 7 people, meals and additional tacos
>after 2 minutes they but their way to the front of the lines to demand that there meals should be here by now
>guy tries to explain how he is doing his best while his only help is fat black girls in the back who refuse to do anything (can see in the kitchen and here there convos)
>after just a minute more of being chewed out by everyone, the rascal jockeys decide they'll ride behind the counter
>a tamikwa behind the counter calls the cops and they show up to subdue the beasts
>all the customers get escorted out, except us, who the small guy vouched for
>we gave our testimonies to the cops and he was so grateful we got our order for free
#100 - thesirofponies (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Your manager was the hero fast food deserved.
#3 - helenwheels (04/16/2013) [-]
Large corporations are so full of **** I just can't even

<How I feel while smiling through customers are screaming about stupid **** they don't know anything about.
User avatar #125 - bighairyfart (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>McDonald's
>Fresh meat
Pick one
User avatar #20 - thatscrewedupkid (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me, 16
>working at BK Lounge
>manager complete bitch
>lowman on totem pole, basically everyones bitch
>every day, same ****** tasks
>broiler/steamer, dishes, cleaning **** toilets
>i ******* wanted on whopper board
>getting tired of this **** .
>this is the day i tell myself
>lunch rush in T-minus 15 mins.
>manager does a visual sweep of kitchen
>on her hands and knees looking under prep tables
>"there is a pickle under this thatscrewedupkid"
>my retort
>"okay, get it yourself while you're down there"
>her face was priceless
>see her rage boiling
>"and by the way, i quit"
>take off shirt and hat
>walk out like a boss
>till this day when she takes my order she ***** it up on purpose and wont fix it when i complain
User avatar #135 - sheperdofthestars (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP you're scaring me with these stories. McD's might be my only option for a job right now. Oh, and here's a story from my BF's days working at Hardee's:
>Boyfriend is 17, working part time at same store as his mother to help pay the bills
>Customer comes in
>Big sassy black woman, mid-30s
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>"A'IGHT, BOY. AH KNOW THIS AIN'T NO BURGAH KING, SO I CAIN'T HAVE IT MAH WAY, BUT CAN WE AT LEAST GET IT CLOSE?"
>"There's a Burger King across the street, Ma'am."
>"WATCHU JUS SAY TAH ME BOY? YA BETTAH WATCH YA SMART MOUTH AND TAKE MAH GODDAMN ORDAH!"
>"Yes ma'am, what can I get for you?"
>Orders like 10 large combos, plus desert items and extra fries
>"It'll be a few moments ma'am it's a large order."
>" SON, I'M OWN MAH LUNCH BREAK SO YOU BETTAH HURRY UP!"
>"We'll have it out as soon as we can, Ma'am."
>Takes a few more orders
>Inevitably, other people with smaller orders get their food before her and she starts to raise cain
>Manager comes out, tries to calm her
>BF's mom comes out to clean some tables and becomes new target of enraged sassy black woman
>"Oh, thank the lawd there's another woman here. Ma'am maybe you can help me these shove-a-nists (that's how she pronounced it) be tryna keep a sistah from gettin' her food so she can go back home and bring home the money for her family. You understand right?"
>I understand ma'am, but you ordered a lot of food, you should have known it was going to take a minute."
>"BITCH WATCHU JUS SAY TAH ME?"
>"Ma'am. I understand you have a family you're trying to support. So do I. That's why my son and I both work here."
>Gestures to her son
>Woman shuts up
>Sits down with a few mumbles
>Takes her food and leaves when her order comes up
#132 - darkspiribass (04/17/2013) [-]
Lost it at 						**********************					.gov. Bravo. You got a new subscriber.
Lost it at ********************** .gov. Bravo. You got a new subscriber.
#41 - johnnybtrollin (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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A true Patriot and a Hero.
Go ride free Mr. ex-Manager, the people of this world need you somewhere else, it is your destiny.

Godspeed.
User avatar #172 - soopergrover (04/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>I want my god damn double cheeburger
>double cheeburger
>cheeburger
User avatar #176 to #172 - sirbrentcoe (04/17/2013) [-]
that's how fat people talk when they are incoherent with rage.
+7
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#48 - bokkos ONLINE (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
9/12 can be reduced to 3/4
#129 - drdiddly (04/17/2013) [-]
>Be 15
>McDonalds time
>I don't like McDonald's food. Not the best things to eat
>Around dinner time, me an my friends hit McDonalds.
>I already had Subway eairler
>We enter the store,they order big macs and **** .
>Starts to get dark
>Then the door swings open
>Large, mammoth, whale, beast waddles through
>Can barely fit through the door.
>Finally squeezed through and rolls towards the counter
> Orders large meal, probably could feed 17 people
>Has like 4 trays, takes one at a time and goes to his table
>Starts eating and it's gross
>He makes a weird face but eats everything
>Storms back to the counter
>He starts yelling at the cashier
>Not sure what he says
>He takes chair
>Throws it at window
>Here's the ironic part
>Char smashes out window and lands on fat guys car
> Windshield cracked
>Fat ass leaves
>MFW fatty had dropped a french fry, he picks it up and his ass is partly showing
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