Gandalf the dick wizard. I want to be a dick wizard.. eldery: Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee an that he could take out the Balrog  Gandalf the dick wizard I want to be a eldery: Remember that time convinced whole party flee an he could take out Balrog
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Gandalf the dick wizard. I want to be a dick wizard.. eldery: Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee an that he could take out the Balrog

I want to be a dick wizard.

eldery:
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party
to flee an that he could take out the Balrog and not have
to share any of the ? Shows up the next session with
fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - nicopwnz
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#118 to #1 - bookyle
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See your gif, I raise you this
#2 to #1 - nicopwnz
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#3 to #2 - nicopwnz
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I love LOTR
I love LOTR
#69 to #3 - ganondork
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But, that's from the Hobbit...
But, that's from the Hobbit...
#4 - localcatbarber
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#13 - ashedust
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The party was fairly OP anyways.
User avatar #22 to #13 - jdsalenger
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Sean Bean is terrible at video games he dies all the time.
#33 - felixjarl
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User avatar #122 to #33 - lasmamoe
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Man, the hobbits were so ahead of their time.
User avatar #128 to #122 - thewebspinner
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*dwarves dickhead
User avatar #129 to #128 - lasmamoe
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****
#101 - darkflareon
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#23 - Shmuck
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#80 - skrewbacca
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User avatar #98 to #80 - trollins
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Actually, they didn't ride the eagles because the ring would corrupt them quickly enough. The ring targets the wise, old and powerful.
User avatar #105 to #98 - yunablade
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And the Nazguls love KFC
User avatar #106 to #105 - maternation
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Nazgul is Plural and Singular.
#149 to #98 - anon id: 5ff822da
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And the eagles often did not afair whit the other creatures of middle earth. they where teir own bosses
#25 - anon id: f05f2061
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what movie is this?
User avatar #96 to #25 - rhiaanor
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Lord of the rings(**** you dicks)
User avatar #93 to #25 - idancethefoxtrot
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Cinderella, obviously.
#31 to #25 - kanade **User deleted account**
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User avatar #97 to #25 - mossycabbages
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Battletoads: The Frog Republic
User avatar #27 to #25 - dinkcool
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American history X
#72 to #25 - slayersxe **User deleted account**
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User avatar #37 to #25 - thatnerdyguy
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Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
#32 to #25 - huntergriff
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Zoo
User avatar #73 to #32 - arstya
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What is this? ._.
User avatar #74 to #73 - huntergriff
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it's a documentary about mr.hands/the 2guys1horse video.
User avatar #75 to #74 - arstya
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meh
User avatar #76 to #75 - huntergriff
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Meh?
User avatar #77 to #76 - arstya
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Sounds kind of...dumb. Dude got ****** by a horse, and died.

Unless it's gonna go into detail about what a zoophile is, in which case it's almost guaranteed to make them look terrible.
User avatar #78 to #77 - huntergriff
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I think they do go into detail.
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User avatar #42 to #32 - garaichu
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I'm scared to imagine the context of this movie.
User avatar #46 to #42 - chickendinna
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so now you're saying we're not watching Zoo together this weekend, garaichu?
User avatar #48 to #46 - garaichu
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Who are you and what are you doing in my mama!?
User avatar #54 to #48 - chickendinna
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oh, she said i could stay here for a while... so i figured we'd watch a movie about how a dude died from horse ***********...is that so wrong?
User avatar #56 to #54 - garaichu
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Of course not, I was just wonderin'.

Pass the popcorn?
User avatar #60 to #56 - chickendinna
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yeah sure, only if you turn the TV up, this is the best part....listen to the screams
User avatar #63 to #60 - garaichu
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Volume:
1--------------------------------------<>---50

There we go.
....
Jesus.
User avatar #65 to #63 - chickendinna
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**** now i have a boner....
User avatar #44 to #42 - huntergriff
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User avatar #45 to #44 - garaichu
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Yeah, see, this is EXACTLY what I thought it was gonna be.

Jesus fuggin' Christ...
User avatar #50 to #45 - huntergriff
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it's...pretty ****** up actually.
User avatar #51 to #50 - garaichu
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Yeah, no **** :V
User avatar #53 to #51 - huntergriff
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but in an artistic way.
User avatar #55 to #53 - garaichu
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But(t) of course!
#57 to #55 - huntergriff
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#58 to #57 - garaichu
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#62 to #58 - huntergriff
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#88 to #64 - sheperdofthestars
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#66 to #64 - huntergriff
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#67 to #66 - garaichu
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#68 to #67 - huntergriff
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User avatar #59 to #53 - chickendinna
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kind of like salo, or 120 days of sodom?
User avatar #61 to #59 - huntergriff
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yes.
User avatar #47 to #45 - huntergriff
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exactly.
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User avatar #28 to #25 - satrenkotheone
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Harry Wars: Episode III Return of the Hagrid.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mindsculptorjace
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toosoon.jpg
#6 - Shmooglavoue
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To be fair, in oldschool AD&D there's a point where a high level wizard can basically take on everything by himself. The game is deliberately unbalanced to where wizards are useless and weaker than paper at first level, but if you can make it to level 20 you become godlike.
User avatar #9 to #6 - deadmanisalive
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Is there an online version of D&D that anyone knows about?
User avatar #18 to #9 - organiclead
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There's a lot of options. Some forums play, there are a lot of groups that play by Skype, there's roll20.net/... Though the best games are usually the ones you make with your friends. Less of a change of getting some ******* coming in and ruining everything.
User avatar #11 to #9 - theaphasic [OP]
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D&D online sort of took the game and tried to incorporate real time battle into it. It's not bad, actually, just not really the traditional D&D experience I was expecting.

If you are looking more for the traditional turn-based gameplay with a dungeon master, etc. I would recommend a site called Myth-weavers.
http://www.myth-weavers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=141&sy=3
User avatar #12 to #11 - deadmanisalive
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Thanks. bro.
User avatar #39 to #6 - thatnerdyguy
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If you can make it to a high enough level, a wizard can literally create their own pocket of reality that bends to their will.
At first level though, they can be killed by a cat.
#8 to #6 - organiclead
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It's a tradition that carried on to 3.5.
#89 - kurozama
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**kurozama rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Misunderstood Spider ** goddamnit Gandalf...