Gandalf the dick wizard. I want to be a dick wizard.. eldery: Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee an that he could take out the Balrog
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Gandalf the dick wizard

 
Gandalf the dick wizard. I want to be a dick wizard.. eldery: Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee an that he could take out the Balrog

I want to be a dick wizard.

eldery:
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party
to flee an that he could take out the Balrog and not have
to share any of the ? Shows up the next session with
fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
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#33 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #122 to #33 - lasmamoe (04/17/2013) [-]
Man, the hobbits were so ahead of their time.
User avatar #128 to #122 - thewebspinner (04/17/2013) [-]
*dwarves dickhead
#1 - nicopwnz (04/16/2013) [-]
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#118 to #1 - bookyle (04/17/2013) [-]
See your gif, I raise you this
#2 to #1 - nicopwnz (04/16/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - nicopwnz (04/16/2013) [-]
I love LOTR
I love LOTR
#69 to #3 - ganondork (04/17/2013) [-]
But, that's from the Hobbit...
But, that's from the Hobbit...
User avatar #98 to #80 - trollins (04/17/2013) [-]
Actually, they didn't ride the eagles because the ring would corrupt them quickly enough. The ring targets the wise, old and powerful.
User avatar #105 to #98 - yunablade (04/17/2013) [-]
And the Nazguls love KFC
User avatar #106 to #105 - maternation (04/17/2013) [-]
Nazgul is Plural and Singular.
#149 to #98 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
And the eagles often did not afair whit the other creatures of middle earth. they where teir own bosses
#13 - ashedust (04/17/2013) [-]
The party was fairly OP anyways.
User avatar #22 to #13 - jdsalenger (04/17/2013) [-]
Sean Bean is terrible at video games he dies all the time.
#89 - kurozama (04/17/2013) [-]
**kurozama rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Misunderstood Spider ** goddamnit Gandalf...
#83 - uwootmate (04/17/2013) [-]
" dick wizard "
User avatar #100 to #83 - shadowmaul (04/17/2013) [-]
Yea that sounds about right
#91 to #83 - anonomoz (04/17/2013) [-]
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#117 to #102 - sirreginald (04/17/2013) [-]
And then his body...
And then his body...
#6 - Shmooglavoue (04/17/2013) [-]
To be fair, in oldschool AD&D there's a point where a high level wizard can basically take on everything by himself. The game is deliberately unbalanced to where wizards are useless and weaker than paper at first level, but if you can make it to level 20 you become godlike.
User avatar #9 to #6 - deadmanisalive ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Is there an online version of D&D that anyone knows about?
User avatar #18 to #9 - organiclead (04/17/2013) [-]
There's a lot of options. Some forums play, there are a lot of groups that play by Skype, there's roll20.net/... Though the best games are usually the ones you make with your friends. Less of a change of getting some ******* coming in and ruining everything.
User avatar #11 to #9 - theaphasic (04/17/2013) [-]
D&D online sort of took the game and tried to incorporate real time battle into it. It's not bad, actually, just not really the traditional D&D experience I was expecting.

If you are looking more for the traditional turn-based gameplay with a dungeon master, etc. I would recommend a site called Myth-weavers.
http://www.myth-weavers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=141&sy=3
User avatar #12 to #11 - deadmanisalive ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Thanks. bro.
User avatar #39 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (04/17/2013) [-]
If you can make it to a high enough level, a wizard can literally create their own pocket of reality that bends to their will.
At first level though, they can be killed by a cat.
#8 to #6 - organiclead (04/17/2013) [-]
It's a tradition that carried on to 3.5.
#23 - Shmuck (04/17/2013) [-]
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#99 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Your mum is a dick wizard.
#135 to #99 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
ITS MOM YOU ******* RETARD
#104 to #99 - wtf man (04/17/2013) [-]
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#82 - spankidanki (04/17/2013) [-]
*******		 gandalf
******* gandalf
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#110 - thejokerisgod (04/17/2013) [-]
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#85 - niconicodouga (04/17/2013) [-]
Is Gandalf ready for round 2?
#103 to #85 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
I see what you did there...
User avatar #87 - happygrowman (04/17/2013) [-]
remember when he totally ninja'ed the orb after their party defeated saruman?
User avatar #92 to #87 - forsakensaint (04/17/2013) [-]
Actually it's not ninja'ing since he was the only mage type in the party.. but good one non the less!
User avatar #86 - qauronexoforce (04/17/2013) [-]
guess whos not being invited to the next raid
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