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Genetic mutation

Ne: Genesis. aka triplet eyes genetic ] L
when Someome is barn with ' s Genesis. their eyes are blue
or Cray at birth After six months. the eyes begin to change from Meir
engine! cater in purple. and this process lasts Slit During
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the person' s eyesight.
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#193 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#25 - xmattx (04/16/2013) [-]
Too bad its fake
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#267 to #25 - crazypat has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #652 to #25 - fitchy (04/17/2013) [-]
I just don't know who to believe....
#644 to #25 - SILENCEnight (04/17/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Sateen **... i wanted purple eyes
#144 to #25 - stcronin (04/16/2013) [-]
MFW someone uses my content :D
#384 to #25 - fmj (04/16/2013) [-]
See, I had hopes of finding this majestic and rare breed of woman.
Until I saw your post, and you shattered my dreams.
User avatar #549 to #384 - vatra (04/17/2013) [-]
Letting someone maintain false hope is one of the cruelest things you can do to a person.
#529 to #384 - thatonesouthernkid ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
im with this guy. i thought i had found a ******* miracle disorder.
#87 to #25 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
after reading, "why cant this be true. . . sigh. . ."
User avatar #79 - RandomAnonGuy (04/16/2013) [-]
The second I read "Doesn't menstruate but is fertile" I called ******** .
#261 to #79 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
the grammar in that phase is stating that instead of menstruating, the women are fertile.

Instead of the way it looks without punctuation.
#292 to #261 - tarquinist (04/16/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand how female fertility works
#465 to #261 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Instead of menstruating, they are fertile. Wut.
User avatar #654 to #261 - RandomAnonGuy (04/17/2013) [-]
"Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile"
Two clauses. "Women also do not menstruate" and "but are fertile". The comma doesn't change a damn thing.
#618 to #79 - WoIverine (04/17/2013) [-]
Your comment confused me for so long, until I realized it said fertile instead of sterile.
User avatar #647 to #79 - patchesdacrazy (04/17/2013) [-]
Your comment confused me for so long, until I realized it said "Menstrate" instead of "Masturbate".

**** , I need my glasses.
User avatar #3 - theseventhalias (04/16/2013) [-]
Alexandria's genesis is purely fictional

It was invented for a fan-fiction.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hieru (04/16/2013) [-]
You beat me to it.
User avatar #6 to #4 - theseventhalias (04/16/2013) [-]
sorry...

User avatar #244 to #3 - monkeysniper (04/16/2013) [-]
Damn, so disappointed
User avatar #631 to #3 - grimsho (04/17/2013) [-]
it's the most gary-stu "genetic defect" in existence, we all should have seen it coming.
#352 to #3 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like it came from someones dream anyways
I would like no anal hair tho
#256 - finalkai (04/16/2013) [-]
Apparently not having anal hair sucks.
#455 to #256 - elcreepo ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
>Lost gerbil    
   
Anyway, if it gets so long as to create problems 			********		 you're supposed to cut it short.
>Lost gerbil

Anyway, if it gets so long as to create problems ******** you're supposed to cut it short.
User avatar #619 to #256 - triforcefox (04/17/2013) [-]
Ha! This sounds like something Cr1t1kal would say.
#651 to #256 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
I haven't seen this in forever!
User avatar #336 to #256 - mattseven (04/16/2013) [-]
I once shaved my anus and it really wasn't that bad. It itched a bit after one day, but then everything went back to normal.
#544 to #256 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
I almost cried with laughter.
#565 to #256 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
I disagree with most of this, it isn't very bad at all IMHO. I've done it multiple times, and while the sweat does make your butt feel a bit odd at first, it won't stink unless you are an unwashed mongrel. Seriously, just wash up a bit down there and you're fine. If nothing else, put some speedstick or something down there so it won't stink as bad.
Weird? Yes.
Effective? Very.
Regarding the itching, just don't fiddle with your butt so much, and you'll barely notice it. Farts, I've never had a problem with, but cant you just lean a bit, like a manly man?
Yes, I really just made a paragraph over shaving your butt, but only so that i may help my fellow funnyjunkers who want to try it out.
Source: I'm bisexual, and I like to be silky-bunned.
#598 to #565 - bloodangel (04/17/2013) [-]
I'm the same way. I am a girl, getting married this summer. I've shaved plenty of times. I prefer to place one leg up for leverage an lean sideways a bit in the shower, then shave from the hole towards the outside of the cheek. Then you switch sides and do it again. I've only once had the slimy sensation between my cheeks and it was very strange, but not that bothersome. I stay very clean, so I wasn't bothered at all. Also, there is never much itchy in the area when the hair starts to grow in. It could possibly be the way I shave, but I don't know. Anyways, yeah it isn't so bad as long as you take your time.
#607 to #598 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh, congratulations on your upcoming nuptials, Oh seraph of sanguine origin!
Thanks for backing me up, by the way.
I myself hope to trap a man at prom next week. ;)
#584 to #256 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
no no no no no **** no, this has been haunting me for years. someone needs to know. the **** who wrote this says the ass hair gives your cheeks friction. WRONG IT REDUCES FRICTION. WITHOUT IT THERE IS FRICTION AND THEY SAID IT WRONG

IRONICALLY I AM BUTTHURT
#262 to #256 - arkbound (04/16/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again.
#52 - rota (04/16/2013) [-]
well its not really gay, its pretty cool actually
#107 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that someone made this up, or the fact that they actually typed anal hair...
#380 - mummyslittlebitch (04/16/2013) [-]
It's an old urban legend. Most times I've heard this story it doesn't have the no hair part, but there's always some crazy 			****		   
   
1. live to 170 years   
2. Don't eat or excrete much   
3. Perfect physical condition   
4. Resistant to all diseases   
5. Perfect porcelain-white skin   
6. blah blah blah   
7. They always put their T-shirts on the right way   
   
It's all 			********		. There are no documented cases. Show me one and I'll eat my foot.
It's an old urban legend. Most times I've heard this story it doesn't have the no hair part, but there's always some crazy ****

1. live to 170 years
2. Don't eat or excrete much
3. Perfect physical condition
4. Resistant to all diseases
5. Perfect porcelain-white skin
6. blah blah blah
7. They always put their T-shirts on the right way

It's all ******** . There are no documented cases. Show me one and I'll eat my foot.
#386 to #380 - majortomcomics (04/16/2013) [-]
...Also, it was invented for a fan fiction. It's complete ******** . Don't know why people don't do their research.
#427 - viewtifulbro (04/17/2013) [-]
Not gonna say it's 			********		 but...
Not gonna say it's ******** but...
User avatar #444 to #427 - arsyro (04/17/2013) [-]
Uncle Ruckus, no relation
#130 - herpaderpasaur (04/16/2013) [-]
except it isn't real
except it isn't real
User avatar #5 - glaucusatlanticus (04/16/2013) [-]
THIS WOULD BE AMAZING. IF IT WERE REAL.
#390 - joshlol (04/16/2013) [-]
MFW retards actually believe this
#93 - leetlewetbeaner (04/16/2013) [-]
Mfw 'no anal hair'
#84 - daniboyi (04/16/2013) [-]
They call this mutation?
I call it ******* evolution!
User avatar #406 to #84 - seniorpokeman (04/16/2013) [-]
It's not real. It's from a ******* fan-fiction.
User avatar #660 to #406 - daniboyi (04/17/2013) [-]
I was joking.
User avatar #531 to #84 - ilostmyoldaccount (04/17/2013) [-]
evolution is a series of mutations, so essentially its the same thing!
User avatar #400 to #84 - popkornking (04/16/2013) [-]
Don't mean to be condescending bu you don't really understand evolution do you?
User avatar #659 to #400 - daniboyi (04/17/2013) [-]
or I was joking.
User avatar #664 to #659 - popkornking (04/17/2013) [-]
All good
User avatar #120 to #84 - krizzah (04/16/2013) [-]
I call it fake
#89 to #84 - vasilyzaytsev **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
but evolution begins with favorable mutations.
well exept from eevee.
eevee trips on stones.
#92 to #89 - daniboyi (04/16/2013) [-]
******* love Eevee's!
#522 to #92 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness launched my love for Eevees.
#118 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
It's like one of my Japanese Animes...




Absolutely perfect girls with odd colored eyes...
User avatar #124 to #118 - mrwightproductions (04/16/2013) [-]
"Its like an anime" would've sufficed.
User avatar #149 to #124 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
You didn't get the reference.
User avatar #180 to #149 - animepsycchosecond (04/16/2013) [-]
I did and I love you for it
User avatar #183 to #180 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
Love you too. Glad someone got it. Weird too, because it's so underused.
User avatar #271 to #118 - sublift (04/16/2013) [-]
"URGGH WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I AM TALKING ABOUT PISS AND **** AND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SOME JAPANESE SHOW THAT I DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT!"
-Snake, Metal Gear Awesome

i wondered if you were refering to that
User avatar #272 to #271 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
Well, I was referring to the actual game, but yeah, it works.
#376 to #118 - randombro (04/16/2013) [-]
Reference!
User avatar #580 - albinodogcrap (04/17/2013) [-]
That's a cool genetic mutation, too bad it doesn't exist.
#371 - dovahsix (04/16/2013) [-]
They also have the blood of the dragon
User avatar #379 to #371 - nazigerm (04/16/2013) [-]
igetthatreference.jpg
#434 - Sinless (04/17/2013) [-]
It doesn't exist
#418 - anonomoz (04/16/2013) [-]
the master race
User avatar #439 to #418 - KayRed (04/17/2013) [-]
I don't care what anyone says, I enjoyed the **** out of that movie.
User avatar #445 to #439 - arsyro (04/17/2013) [-]
what movie is that?
User avatar #450 to #445 - KayRed (04/17/2013) [-]
Prometheus, the prequel to Alien, starring Noomi Rapace and MIchael Fassbender (who was ******* awesome in it!). A lot of people have been very down on it, probably because of nostalgia from the first two Alien movies. I on the other hand, haven't seen those movies until recently (and good god are they dated, they do not hold up without the nostalgia factor), so I ******* loved it.
User avatar #457 to #450 - arsyro (04/17/2013) [-]
ah yes thank you

User avatar #459 to #457 - KayRed (04/17/2013) [-]
I apologize for the review, by the way. I go off on tangents when it comes to underated sci fi. (Don't even get me started on Battle Los Angeles.)
User avatar #460 to #459 - arsyro (04/17/2013) [-]
I personally loved Battle LA
User avatar #461 to #460 - KayRed (04/17/2013) [-]
Tell that to the goddamn critics, man.
User avatar #661 to #461 - anonomoz (04/17/2013) [-]
I sometime dont understand critics today, sometime I agree with 'em but I won't take them seriously if I actually enjoy a movie/film, example: The Cell, I enjoy it some people said that was ugly, but who cares, I mean its not like some stupid boring movie that you can really tell this is stupid, but I guess some critics look to deep into detail that I consider insignificant
User avatar #464 to #461 - arsyro (04/17/2013) [-]
You ever watch District 9?
User avatar #466 to #464 - KayRed (04/17/2013) [-]
Surprisingly no, which pisses me off. I can't find a place to watch it. I don't want to torrent it because I know it's a movie I will like, and I want to support the creators.

I heard the guy is coming out with a new sci fi movie soon.
User avatar #468 to #466 - KayRed (04/17/2013) [-]
The guy being the director, Neil Blomkaff I think.
User avatar #469 to #468 - arsyro (04/17/2013) [-]
you have netflix?
User avatar #474 to #469 - KayRed (04/17/2013) [-]
they don't have it streaming.
User avatar #471 to #469 - KayRed (04/17/2013) [-]
Is it seriously on Netflix? I swear I've checked.
User avatar #472 to #471 - arsyro (04/17/2013) [-]
the first night i got netflix i watched it
#366 - justagame (04/16/2013) [-]
Obey my purple eyes!
Obey my purple eyes!
User avatar #399 to #366 - daslasher (04/16/2013) [-]
you beat me to it
User avatar #402 to #399 - missjessicaparker (04/16/2013) [-]
Is your profile picture... Train Heartnet? From Black Cat?
User avatar #410 to #402 - daslasher (04/16/2013) [-]
why yes, yes it is
#415 to #410 - missjessicaparker (04/16/2013) [-]
I can definitely appreciate that. That is all.
I can definitely appreciate that. That is all.
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