Good Advice Mallard Compilation. My first compilation. Again, tried to use some that I have personally have not seen before, and even if I have, that they would
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Good Advice Mallard Compilation

My first compilation. Again, tried to use some that I have personally have not seen before, and even if I have, that they would be cool to read again.

(Learned a lot about compressing today. ._.)

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Submitted: 04/16/2013
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#57 - karmakoala (04/16/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Of course a duck would say THAT.
#37 - ashedust (04/16/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Could I share an experience I had while working as a delivery driver?   
   
One night, we had an older couple order. They ordered a single sub cut in half. When I arrived at their house, I knocked on the door and the guy answered. He asked how much it was and I replied that it was $6. He nodded and went to get his wallet only to discover that he'd left it at work and his wife didn't have cash on her. Crestfallen, he apologized and went to close the door. Just as it was about to close, I stopped him. I told him that he could have the sub on me. It was only $6 and I could handle that cost, especially for an elderly couple just looking to enjoy a meal together. A week later, I got a call from my boss. "Hey Ashe, someone just dropped by and said that you footed their bill on a delivery? Well, they left $20 for you."   
   
That made my day. It turned a $9 in tips night to a $29 in tips night.   
   
TL:DR It pays to be kind.
Could I share an experience I had while working as a delivery driver?

One night, we had an older couple order. They ordered a single sub cut in half. When I arrived at their house, I knocked on the door and the guy answered. He asked how much it was and I replied that it was $6. He nodded and went to get his wallet only to discover that he'd left it at work and his wife didn't have cash on her. Crestfallen, he apologized and went to close the door. Just as it was about to close, I stopped him. I told him that he could have the sub on me. It was only $6 and I could handle that cost, especially for an elderly couple just looking to enjoy a meal together. A week later, I got a call from my boss. "Hey Ashe, someone just dropped by and said that you footed their bill on a delivery? Well, they left $20 for you."

That made my day. It turned a $9 in tips night to a $29 in tips night.

TL:DR It pays to be kind.
#161 - xsap (04/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
my female friend asked me to guess my birthday present, I guessed a purple dildo...



I don't really want a purple dildo...







...i want a red one
#90 - josephwolfe (04/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
MFW "Put solved at the end for faster results"

Oh god i don't live by myself i should not save these images on my computer
#208 - alekksandar (04/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #2 - theturtletorres (04/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I thoroughly enjoyed this... Some repetitions though.

Keep up the good work!
#195 - matralith (04/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Tell that to the judge.
#215 - szymonf (04/16/2013) [+] (24 replies)
I lost my shit right here
why can't people understand this
#211 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#249 - toastableduckling (04/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I have learned more today, listening to a duck, than I have in school.
#72 - rockero (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#380 - biggrand (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #11 - hunkat (04/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
But then we would not get salt on our french fries D:
#233 - cookiebadger (04/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
anyone else notice this appear twice?
#60 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
You'll have fresh french fries with a side of McDonald's employee spit.
#104 - stijnverheye (04/16/2013) [-]
I WANT MOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE    
   
   
   
going to try and smile to girls :I , if i dont get online anymore i am probably arrested
I WANT MOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE



going to try and smile to girls :I , if i dont get online anymore i am probably arrested
User avatar #487 - bronybox (04/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Seriously girls. This one is pretty true.
#27 - wardylol (04/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Is the toothpaste+zit one legit?
#572 - diegotan (04/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'll have fries without salt. Also, could you give me some salt, separately?
I'll have fries without salt. Also, could you give me some salt, separately?
#452 - deezknuts (04/16/2013) [-]
>when you're looking at a girl and she looks at you
>when you're looking at a girl and she looks at you
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