Maybe shes born with it. Maybe its. Want be scientist Studying horrible diseases Discover new disease It acts like horrible genetic mutation Name new disease Ma maybelline
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Maybe shes born with it

Want be scientist
Studying horrible diseases
Discover new disease
It acts like horrible genetic mutation
Name new disease Maybelline
Docters fram new en have wander
Maybe shes bcan with it
Maybe its Maybelline
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Submitted: 04/15/2013
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#20 - alucardshellhound (04/16/2013) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Kim Jong Un **
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#94 to #20 - landonGUNGUY (04/17/2013) [-]
**landonGUNGUY rolled a random image posted in comment #1424785 at Friendly **
#96 to #20 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
*roll image*
#73 to #20 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
What a roll!


This must be bisquick!
#36 - lemoron ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
At first I read "Studying is a horrible disease"
stupid me
User avatar #84 to #36 - samjamfan (04/16/2013) [-]
error 404 "brain not found"
User avatar #60 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
>Name new disease Maybelline as a joke
>Company likes the publicity
>Company sues you over use of their name for more publicity
>Meanwhile the disease is cultured in company labs
>Company grows ungodly amounts of deadly Maybelline
>They weaponize the pathogen for maximum effectiveness
>You lose lawsuit, must empty your entire bank account to pay the settlement
>Company releases weaponized Maybelline into the population
>It quickly goes global, huge pandemic, billions die a horrible death
>Everyone is talking about Maybelline, brand name is all over every news station
>Company rakes in billions of dollars
>CEOs laugh and drink champagne in a golden hot tub that is literally filled with money
>You are responsible for the worst plague in history
>Killed by angry diseased mob
>Reborn as a tapeworm because of bad karma
>End up in colon of somebody that has Maybelline
>Basically live in a waterfall of diarrhea
>This time you were born with it AND it was Maybelline.
#82 to #60 - fourthusername (04/16/2013) [-]
that's capitalism for you
#12 - neoexdeath (04/16/2013) [-]
I'm afraid it doesn't look good...your daughter has a Terminal case of ****** Syndrome...Her entire life will revolve around fried chicken, grape drank, and around the time she is fourteen, her ass will swell to the size of a compact car...
#13 to #12 - notanegro (04/16/2013) [-]
oh no... NOT MY FRIED CHIKCEN!
#77 to #13 - sumosquash (04/16/2013) [-]
According to your username, losing your fried chicken won't be a problem.
#45 to #12 - festinas (04/16/2013) [-]
"Grape drank"    
   
wut
"Grape drank"

wut
User avatar #19 to #12 - JohnTheRipper (04/16/2013) [-]
Terminal ****** Syndrome.....Its Terminal Negrosis you dumb ****** .
#29 to #12 - schneidend ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I like that last symptom.
#26 - Mesmus (04/16/2013) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #3901614 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** maybe its
User avatar #39 to #26 - vilememory (04/16/2013) [-]
Gin... ****** creeps me out.
#16 - tonkkax (04/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was another Pókemon intro parody.   
   
   
I was wrong.
I thought it was another Pókemon intro parody.


I was wrong.
User avatar #50 to #16 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was a poem
#30 to #16 - niteghost (04/16/2013) [-]
less o' dat fuzzy green
less o' dat fuzzy green
#44 - festinas (04/16/2013) [-]
When i say it... the song and tune is just automatically in my head.. when i try not to think about it, it still pops up! I can't say it without the tune!
When i say it... the song and tune is just automatically in my head.. when i try not to think about it, it still pops up! I can't say it without the tune!
#32 - imalex (04/16/2013) [-]
you deserve to be king of the internet, i have never laughed that long of something so inappropriate but hilarious   
(gif shows my exact reaction)
you deserve to be king of the internet, i have never laughed that long of something so inappropriate but hilarious
(gif shows my exact reaction)
User avatar #81 - bitey (04/16/2013) [-]
Why is this on the front page? I can't seem to find the funny.

Where's the funny, Lebowski?
#97 to #81 - yourinvisiblegf (04/17/2013) [-]
I love you bro  =3
I love you bro =3
#65 - yourmotherishere (04/16/2013) [-]
**yourmotherishere rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Turtles aren't slow. ** what i was born with
User avatar #66 - drdiddly (04/16/2013) [-]
??? I don't get it.
Is this from a song? I probably haven't heard of it
User avatar #67 to #66 - freedomreturns ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Commercial Jingle.
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#79 to #68 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Wow, I thought I was just a loser who wasn't up to date. It's times like these that I remember I don't have cable. Probably still am.
#69 to #68 - drdiddly (04/16/2013) [-]
Now I get it
picture unrelated
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User avatar #51 to #47 - damnusername (04/16/2013) [-]
whats that from?
#62 to #51 - mrcerealkiler (04/16/2013) [-]
INTERNET TO THE RESCUE!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
Caravan Palace - Rock It for Me Music Video
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#24 - chickendinna (04/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #70 - buttholee ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolled a random comment #64 posted by maskedhippo at soooo.... this happened ** :
seriously?


My new disease name...
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (04/16/2013) [-]
if I ever find a common disease
I am going to name it small dick syndrome no matter what it is
And for girls
They can call it cancer.
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