0. >be american >go to the movies >get shot >go to school >get shot >become fireman >get shot >run marathon >get blown the up >go
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0. >be american >go to the movies >get shot >go to school >get shot >become fireman >get shot >run marathon >get blown the up >go

>be american
>go to the movies
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>become fireman
>get shot
>run marathon
>get blown the **** up
>go to office
>get planed

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Submitted: 04/15/2013
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#29 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
seems like murica has to much FREEDOM
#23 - newsugarbriches (04/16/2013) [-]
I love my gore and I love Spongebob, but this is just tasteless. Thanks for the pic of the gore, but can we not make jokes of such a tragedy right now. Families of the Sandy Hook School shooting massacre  were sitting right across from where the first bomb went off. They had to relive tragedy. I rarely never state my opinion on the internet, but I am deeply saddened (i.e. butt hurt) about what happened in Boston today.     
   
Sorry for stating my opinion on the internet. Enjoy this Pug Puppy
I love my gore and I love Spongebob, but this is just tasteless. Thanks for the pic of the gore, but can we not make jokes of such a tragedy right now. Families of the Sandy Hook School shooting massacre were sitting right across from where the first bomb went off. They had to relive tragedy. I rarely never state my opinion on the internet, but I am deeply saddened (i.e. butt hurt) about what happened in Boston today.

Sorry for stating my opinion on the internet. Enjoy this Pug Puppy
User avatar #38 to #23 - everheat ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I mean it's not like every day ********* of people die deaths caused by other people in other countries. Only americans deserve sympathy, right?

God bless america.
User avatar #33 - nimbin (04/16/2013) [-]
Dammit I just ate!



.. Now I'm hungry again.
User avatar #21 - Eggerz (04/16/2013) [-]
oh wow.

i dont see his other leg either.....feelsbadman,jpg
User avatar #22 - awildniglet (04/16/2013) [-]
That poor man :/
#1 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
did you really feel the need to share that
#24 to #1 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Yes he did. This is the morbid-channel after all.
#17 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah so what if it's the internet. It doesn't make it an excuse to be a dick. ******* edgy try hards you're all worse than 4chan. In fact I think those heartless bastards are more mature than some of these people on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #37 - swordmasterredman (04/16/2013) [-]
at first i was like lol that guy off spongebob but then i remembered the bombs and was like aww come on man
#13 - lawyerdude ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
#8 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
This joke isn't even remotely funny
#35 - jabbathesmut (04/16/2013) [-]
thats pretty ****** up man
User avatar #27 - SebyMeister (04/16/2013) [-]
'Murica! I feel sorry for the good citizens living there and supporting that kind of crap..
#19 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
**** you
#10 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny...
User avatar #44 - jellykuba (04/19/2013) [-]
It was only a matter of time.
User avatar #34 - sketchead (04/16/2013) [-]
People will make these ****** up and cruel jokes while they sit behind a nice computer in a warm home, while the people they're joking about are dying, losing limbs, and having their lives destroyed. It's not a joke because this IS somebody's reality now, guys. 170 plus people are now dealing with this as their reality. No one who jokes about this is mature enough to make the rational thought that this happened, and people are suffering because of it. When it comes down to it, when something bad like this happens to any of you guys, and you are in incredible pain because your family member died, or lost a limb in an explosion, or even you yourself got hurt, know that your friends online will be making fun of you and your family in your time of dispair.
User avatar #36 to #34 - concreteballoon (04/16/2013) [-]
In reality we all say, better them than us. There are countless jokes about tragedies that happened before, and this is different why? Because it happened a day ago and not a few years ago? Don't act like you care about these people, it's a joke from someone you don't know about people you don't know. While you're busy defending these people why don't you go ahead and mourn over the 55 people that died in the Iraq bombings?
User avatar #39 to #36 - sketchead (04/16/2013) [-]
First things first.. OP's post was directed to the Boston Bombings, so I responded appropriately for the subject.

Second, I didn't say that this bombing was any different from other attacks and deserved special attention.

Third, I didn't claim to be caring about the victims directly, I was once again simply responding appropriately to the situation with this post. Take a minute to actually read and evaluate what I wrote before you go about criticizing it, and take it for what it is; me making a claim that it is not okay to joke about these events. The situation for ANY victim of a terrible tragedy is a terrifying one no matter what country you live in, and should not be joked about.

So, while you're busy with your head up your ass, acting like you're cleansing the internet of liars by "exposing" people of false caring, maybe you should wake the **** up and realize that just because I don't know these people personally, doesn't mean I am incapable of showing compassion and sympathy. It's called relating to another human being.
User avatar #40 to #39 - concreteballoon (04/17/2013) [-]
I'm very much awake and never made such claims. You can call your obscene responses appropriate if you want, it's all relative. You don't have to curse to get your point across.
User avatar #41 to #40 - sketchead (04/17/2013) [-]
Then if I didn't mention a thing about how this bombing was different to other tragedies joke wise, then your statement quoted, "There are countless jokes about tragedies that happened before, and this is different why?" was completely irrelevant in your rebuttal against my first comment. As for the second claim, yes you did say I am acting like I care about the people in Boston. "Don't act like you care about these people," another quote. As for the cursing.... I said " **** " and "ass".. Once each. I can get away with saying that on a PG-13 movie. Any decent human being wouldn't be approving of the nature of this post. So if you don't mind, I'll save my mannerism for people who deserve them. So go ahead and parade around like you're the good guy, telling me that my responses telling people not to joke about these malicious attacks are "obscene". If suggesting that joking about people being murdered, physically maimed, or raped is wrong, then yeah, I guess I am "obscene". You're completely caught up in your own facade. It's ridiculous. You want obscene? You look throughout the internet. All the jokes about Aurora Movie Theaters, Sandy Hooks, Columbine, Virginia Tech, 9/11, every major attack in the US. All the people who died in those events, only to be mocked and joked about by the youth of today's society. THAT is obscene. Also, looking back at your first response... No one is making jokes about the 55 people who died in Iraq. But I bet you want to also tell me that 7 Palestinians were killed, or 32 other random killings in Iraq, and even about the 12 Afghans that were killed.. All yesterday! Well, we've all seen that post on Facebook. You even took a similar stand of 'while you're busy with Boston, you probably didn't consider that other people in the Middle East are dying at the same time'. Suggesting I value the lives of the people in Boston more than I value the lives of anyone else around the world. Which is false. In the end, you don't make sense. Good day.
User avatar #43 to #41 - concreteballoon (04/18/2013) [-]
Whatever you say man.
#32 - lucifersdad (04/16/2013) [-]
Shouldn't "go to office" be first?
User avatar #30 - fidgetyfoe (04/16/2013) [-]
Props to the people who have to escort them and clean up.
#28 - solidor (04/16/2013) [-]
Reaaallly didn't need to see this.
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