Cats are lethal. I was pretty impressed by this. They obviously have a sense of humour..... OP is the faggotest tags are lethal


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#17 - santathumbs (04/16/2013) [-]
What are you hiding OP?
#166 to #17 - deadpoolisgod (04/16/2013) [-]
My guess is a dildo...
#40 to #17 - masterchiefawesome (04/16/2013) [-]
****		 you afroturf
**** you afroturf
#10 - defacedcreeper (04/16/2013) [-]
OP is the faggotest
#13 to #10 - ozkarmak (04/16/2013) [-]
the faggotest!!!!!!!
my ******* god, i´m crying of laughter

have a thumb my good sir
#22 to #13 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
You are too easily entertained.
#41 to #13 - flyingflufferflow (04/16/2013) [-]
tumblr: "im so ******* done"
"theres two kinds of people" ect ect
funnyjunk: "my good sir"
"does this look like the face of mercy"

funnyjunk says "my good sir" way too much. its unhealthy.
User avatar #104 to #41 - infamoustrapper (04/16/2013) [-]
Out of ALL the things funnyjunk says all the time. "my good sir" isn't one of them
#108 to #104 - haunterbrony (04/16/2013) [-]
Can't tell if serious...
#12 to #10 - mrwalkerfour (04/16/2013) [-]
you actually checked.
#45 - felixfj (04/16/2013) [-]
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#134 to #45 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Wth parents should kill the cat. Humans>animals
User avatar #95 to #45 - starshroom (04/16/2013) [-]
That cracked me up, I love babies (not for breakfast.) but I love kitties too, and that jerk baby deserved it!
User avatar #51 to #45 - deescalation ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I've never seen this gif before, baby had it coming, lol
#66 to #45 - jalthelas (04/16/2013) [-]
I am the cat God.
I am the cat God.
#67 to #66 - felixfj (04/16/2013) [-]
well done
well done
User avatar #82 to #81 - Protagonistism (04/16/2013) [-]
That there is the best cat.
#93 to #82 - felixfj (04/16/2013) [-]
what about this one?
what about this one?
User avatar #94 to #93 - Protagonistism (04/16/2013) [-]
that works too.
#39 - hansenthirtysix (04/16/2013) [-]
"World War Z had slow zombies, it sort of revolved around not being able to outlast their drudging, slow yet steady stamina."

"Yeah, we sort of thought that slow Zombies are cliche and overused, we wanted to mix it up and use our own perspective."

"Then why did you make a movie about a book about slow zombies?"

#76 to #39 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
I read the book, it would simply be REALLY hard to make the audience feel the fear that people did with slow zombies. I'm okay with the change.
#139 to #76 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
With all they've changed though, the only thing left in common with the book is the name.
#4 - tehjman (04/15/2013) [-]
Being my all-most favorite book ever, I'm still Mr.Butthurt McNerdrage over the fact they almost severely bungled the format/storyline.   
The book/mythos even goes into gross detail about what the zombies AREN'T (fast/strong/smart) and what they ARE (dumb/slow/average-to-weak strength) I mean that dynamic changes the entire premise and pretty much every situation and setting given in the book.   
All that being said I'm still going to go see it and try to enjoy it for what it is. (Or what they tried to make it)
Being my all-most favorite book ever, I'm still Mr.Butthurt McNerdrage over the fact they almost severely bungled the format/storyline.

The book/mythos even goes into gross detail about what the zombies AREN'T (fast/strong/smart) and what they ARE (dumb/slow/average-to-weak strength) I mean that dynamic changes the entire premise and pretty much every situation and setting given in the book.

All that being said I'm still going to go see it and try to enjoy it for what it is. (Or what they tried to make it)
User avatar #11 to #4 - campingcarl (04/16/2013) [-]
wait.... this wasn't a joke? this is a real thing?
User avatar #14 to #4 - lulusaurus (04/16/2013) [-]
I remember the desert scene of the book that the zombies were flooding across the land.
User avatar #20 to #4 - Crusader (04/16/2013) [-]
Yes and the Dawn of the Dead remake completely changed got rid of Romero-zombies.
It's a zombie movie, the fact that it's going to theatres is mind blowing.
User avatar #86 to #4 - lapsushominum (04/16/2013) [-]
I haven't read the book, but canon of that aside, the whole zombie type thing could go either way depending on the premise of why they are zombies. It seems that a decaying creature should be weak and slow, but if the premise is that it's some sort of disease causing "zombieness", then I could understand if it caused increased abilities, but then their life (it would seem logical) is ultimately finite and confined by the same laws that a "living" creature is (as a diseased creature is still living, in which case zombie is a misgnomer to begin with).
#115 to #4 - ilovemusic (04/16/2013) [-]
Had to log in just to say, they describe the zombies in the beginning as fast, but nearer to the end of the zombie war they are slow due to decomposition. (In the book)

don't shoot me .__.
User avatar #143 to #115 - badgerclan (04/16/2013) [-]
Had to log in just to say that's not true. I've read the book multiple times, as well as the Zombie Survival Guide. They're always slow, which the Zombie Survival Guide says is partly because of rigor mortis and partly due to general lack of coordination. The main thing that they say near the end of the book about decomposition, other than describing the look of a few decomposed zombies, is that the ones underwater should just be jelly, but for some reason they aren't.
#117 to #4 - ilovemusic (04/16/2013) [-]
Just want to say, they describe the zombies in the beginning of the book as fast, but later on in interviews near the end of the war they are slower due to decomposition.

Don't shoot me .__.
#101 to #4 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
This is one of my favourite books and I was disappointed when I saw the trailer as there were so many epic stories within it from different individuals and its all gonna be missed out.
If the Z-Heads in the book were as fast as the ones that are gonna be in the movie, then that female pilot who crash landed somewhere in the Bajou would have been dead in an instant.
Also I loved the potential political scenarios of it all as well.
Definitely recommend it to any other FJunkers out there who want a good book to read. Its also on audiobook for those who prefer it.
#35 to #4 - nierydoc (04/16/2013) [-]
The movie wasn't made for you or me, people who read the book. It was made for those who didn't. We don't need the visualization. That comes with reading. Those who didn't need the visualization.
User avatar #5 to #4 - tehjman (04/15/2013) [-]
er meant almost completely bungled*
#7 to #5 - WhatTheJesse (04/16/2013) [-]
I agree 100%. I think it's so stupid that in the previews, the zombies are literally flooding over each other. It's incredibly maddening to see that because that definitely isn't World War Z.
#37 to #7 - nierydoc (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, let it be something else. I bet the movie will be wildly successful, and many will enjoy it, even without reading the book. But guess what? That is good. I'm glad it won't follow the book. You couldn't follow the book. The way Brooks wrote it, a movie could not be made right off of the book. Well, it could. But it would not be successful.
#77 to #37 - WhatTheJesse (04/16/2013) [-]
I see your point, but the thing that bugs me about it is that it's called World War Z, based on the book. Why not just call it something else entirely because that's really what the movie is.

Anyway, in a perfect world, World War Z would make an awesome miniseries rather than a movie. That way, it could stay true to the book and in my opinion, be a much better experience overall.
User avatar #70 to #4 - RisenLichen (04/16/2013) [-]
That's a book? Do you recommend it?
User avatar #169 to #70 - wishingwell (04/16/2013) [-]
best zombie book availible imho, together with I Am Legend (even though they're not really zombies, it's the book which inspired the first zombie-stories in history)
#23 to #4 - mehmachine ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I agree.
I agree.
#68 to #4 - lionti (04/16/2013) [-]
i have read the book and it was knocked out of the park for me, i loved it from cover to cover. I am a little upset about the movie being so different with some very large and key points. So my plan is to try and watch the movie while pretending that the book does not exist and read the book like the movie doesnt exist. I think the movie does look good on its own right.
#29 to #4 - hillbillypowpow (04/16/2013) [-]
Brad Pitt said that they decided to ditch the ideas of the book and base the zombies off "science" by having them mimic a school of fish or a flock of birds or a bee hive. Why make a movie of a book IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BASE IT OFF OF THE ******* BOOK?
#118 to #29 - Lambert (04/16/2013) [-]
Because the title is recognizable and he can still get fans of the book to see it.

As for myself, I am very frustrated by the change of direction and the fact that they are making it into what appears to be an action movie. World War Z wasn't an action book and it wasn't even a horror book (for some parts at least). It was a book on the changes that would go on in the world if the zombie threat did appear. It was about panic, fear, profiteering, short sightedness, and the general human condition.

Would have worked better as a mini series.

User avatar #2 - schnizel ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Dem skillz with Paint
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#3 to #2 - afroturf (04/15/2013) [-]
You know it son!!!! I go hard in the paint
You know it son!!!! I go hard in the paint
#85 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
found on google images, along with loads of others like this
it's fake.
User avatar #100 to #85 - johnnyferno (04/16/2013) [-]
The movie is not a fake. If that is what you mean.
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User avatar #105 to #103 - johnnyferno (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh.....I be retarded today...sorry.
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it's okay you didn't know
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don't worry, people think im a dude on here and also a 12 year old dude on xbox live. i'm thinking i should just get a sex change and make life easier and less confusing for everyone.
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#89 - magnificentmanbear **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
Cats are 			*******		 lethal.
Cats are ******* lethal.
#99 to #89 - itsdasp (04/16/2013) [-]
Just look how ferocious they can be.
Just look how ferocious they can be.
#71 - vivapinatapro (04/16/2013) [-]
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#124 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SPOILER ALERT: THE CAT FIGURE IS FAKE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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#69 - chism (04/16/2013) [-]
anyone else see a much bigger cat clawing at it?
#64 - bazda ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
What a bad pilot. He has the ENTIRE sky to fly in, so where does he go? Straight for the enormous pile of zombies, of course.
#88 to #64 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
what if he was hurriedly lifting off?
#90 - herecomesjohnny (04/16/2013) [-]
are people actually throwing a bitch fit over zombies moving a little faster in the movie?
are people actually throwing a bitch fit over zombies moving a little faster in the movie?
User avatar #127 to #90 - soggytomatoe (04/16/2013) [-]
I didn't know people were bitching. When 28 Days Later came out nobody gave a **** about fast moving zombies.
User avatar #130 to #90 - Gandalfthewhite (04/16/2013) [-]
even though i prefer the slow zombie films i can kind of understand why they're making them faster. Its because zombie films have been around since the 60's and to many people they're getting repetitive so they spice it up some and update it with zombies who run like usain bolt
User avatar #152 to #90 - thegreatgp (04/16/2013) [-]
well you have to make a difference between Undead Zombie and Infected with some **** Zombie
User avatar #91 to #90 - Kellanved (04/16/2013) [-]
I think people bitch fit a lot more that it's brad douchebag pitt and that the movie has little to nothing to do with the book it is supposedly based off of.
User avatar #92 to #91 - herecomesjohnny (04/16/2013) [-]
what's so douchey about brad pitt? he's an actor like any other
User avatar #96 to #92 - TheHutchie (04/16/2013) [-]
I agree, I'm not aware of him doing anything particularly douchey.
User avatar #102 to #91 - iforgetwhattosay (04/16/2013) [-]
like others i didn't know brad pitt was a person we should dislike. he's not even a bad actor. not the greatest, but not bad.
User avatar #126 to #91 - smokerocks (04/16/2013) [-]
I couldn't give a **** about Brad Pitt, he's a great actor. Read the book in its entirety. It's an epic, fairly realistic detailing of a worldwide zombie pandemic.

The movie is Brad Pitt saving the world from superhuman zombies.
User avatar #125 to #90 - smokerocks (04/16/2013) [-]
Read the book in its entirety. Then watch the trailer. You'll understand.
User avatar #141 to #90 - badgerclan (04/16/2013) [-]
It's not like saying that they're taller than in the book or something. The entire premise is based around slow, steady zombies. Fast zombies change the story a lot. Imagine if the zombies from Dawn of the Dead were replaced with the zombies from the movie I Am Legend. Or changing the vampires from the I Am Legend the book to the zombies from the movie.
#111 to #90 - hachintheaxe (04/16/2013) [-]
i don't REALLY have a problem with the fast zombies, although they certainly weren't fast in the book. i think the real problem is the tone of the movie, it feels too generic. What i got out of the book was the futility of fight a war against an enemy they never stops, can't be intimidated, has no fear, doesn't need resources like humans do and it was from multiple perspectives. so im not really condemning the movie, its hard to compare those 2 types of media anyway. besides that problem could be solved by making it a series i guess
User avatar #47 - sinonyx (04/16/2013) [-]
that movie looks ****
User avatar #61 to #47 - europe (04/16/2013) [-]
Not just the cover, but the CGI looks terrible as well
User avatar #65 to #61 - bokkos (04/16/2013) [-]
Which is a damn shame, because World War Z was a pretty good read.

**** Hollywood. In every way possible.
#75 to #47 - MikeyA (04/16/2013) [-]
I hope it isn't going to be too ****** ..I didn't read the book but I can imagine how awesome it is from what I've heard. There hasn't been one truly epic apocalypse movie, they better take more time to make this it...
User avatar #78 to #75 - yusay ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Read the book. You'll realize there's no way they can adapt the book except for the setting. That's it.
User avatar #173 to #78 - wishingwell (04/16/2013) [-]
If HBO took it in and made it kinda like The Wire (or Baccanno for that matter) a mini-series, with each/a couple of episodes focusing on individual stories, it could be done almost perfectly.
- we could make a petition about it?
User avatar #181 to #173 - yusay ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Do you mean Baccano?
User avatar #184 to #181 - wishingwell (04/16/2013) [-]
great anime ! - imho one of the best of the new generation
#185 to #184 - yusay ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Well...It's kind of old at this point. 6 years old.

Still one of my favorites though. Right up there in the top.
User avatar #183 to #181 - wishingwell (04/16/2013) [-]
jup ! sorry, typo.
User avatar #6 - KayRed (04/16/2013) [-]
Let's all talk about how much this movie is gonna suck because it's nothing like the book!

User avatar #18 to #6 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
i really hope they put in some of the stories of the survivors.
User avatar #19 to #18 - KayRed (04/16/2013) [-]
I doubt it. I've only read half of the book, but from what I have read, that kinda of story telling can't work in a blockbuster movie with a big name actor. They might get a shout out, but I really doubt those individual stories will have any depth to them. A miniseries would've been a better format for this book's adaption.
User avatar #21 to #19 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
well i mean it was very "interview with the vampire" like in the way the story was told. and brad pitt was in that. so i think it could work,just that i'm not sure if anyone would have the patience to do it.
#24 to #6 - Ulmer (04/16/2013) [-]
It's like Left 4 Dead the movie.

So basically, I have no ******* idea how to react. I fell in love with the book. I fell in love with Left 4 Dead. I fell in love with this movie, but I'm not sure if I should have.
User avatar #9 to #6 - theforeseen (04/16/2013) [-]
The Book was amazing ._.
#1 - crazyolitis (04/15/2013) [-]
Zombie cats...
Zombie cats...
User avatar #144 - laspussy (04/16/2013) [-]
So Bradd Pitt is the only well known actor in the movie?
User avatar #160 to #144 - schneidend (04/16/2013) [-]
There's probably a character actor like John Lithgow or Christopher Walken as a bad guy or something, but yeah.
User avatar #171 to #160 - tonyredgrave (04/16/2013) [-]
There's no "real" bad guy in world war Z except the zombies. They will focus mainly on the battle of Yonkers so it'll just be a big fire fight.
User avatar #172 to #171 - schneidend (04/16/2013) [-]
I see.
User avatar #175 to #172 - tonyredgrave (04/16/2013) [-]
THe thing I hope to see is the first 3 Chapters of the book. The start and the African's story and the chinese.
User avatar #162 to #160 - laspussy (04/16/2013) [-]
or basically tom hanks on castaway or will smith in I am legend
User avatar #163 to #162 - schneidend (04/16/2013) [-]
There's going to be plenty of other characters besides Brad Pitt's, so I'm sure at least one will be played by somebody who you see all the time, but you cannot remember their name. "Oh! It's...that guy!"
Character actors.
User avatar #167 to #163 - laspussy (04/16/2013) [-]
It just seems that Bradd Pitt is the center of attention. I don't usually just see his name on the cover by itself. Fight club, Happy Feet 2, and some other recent movie...they all had other names.
User avatar #168 to #167 - schneidend (04/16/2013) [-]
That's what I mean. You're right that Pitt is the most well-known actor in the movie, but there's probably somebody else you will recognize but is not as famous.
User avatar #179 to #168 - laspussy (04/16/2013) [-]
He's just usually never the center of attention. Sure he can be the main character but he's always with other well known actors who support his role.
#16 - SirSheepy (04/16/2013) [-]
>mfw I looked at this and I thought it was a poster for a movie adaptation of The War Z.
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