War against North Korea. Hey DJ 4DM1N, the nuke is in the tags. In Case Ofa war with north Korea Snipers will One Issue. "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes" . the game


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#7 - KERBE (04/15/2013) [-]
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes"

**** .
#273 to #7 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh, because he's a cat. Took me forever to get that.
#328 to #273 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Don't know if a moron or trolling
User avatar #334 to #273 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
Because they are asians and their eyes are so slanted that you can't see them.
User avatar #21 to #7 - Zaxplab (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but this line may have made the Battle of Bunker Hill one of the most epic wars I know of.
#329 to #7 - chickendinna (04/16/2013) [-]
just hold on a rittle more
#28 to #7 - buttcleaner (04/15/2013) [-]
Don't shoot until you see the whites!
Don't shoot until you see the whites!
#10 to #7 - ninjabadger (04/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #138 - Zig (04/16/2013) [-]
Everyone is getting in these huge arguments about who's bigger and badder, can the US really take N. Korea easy, etc. etc., but they forget the fact that the US won't swarm like they did polynesia in WWII, they won't be so stubborn like they were in Vietnam. They also won't be the only armies there. The US has shifted to small, special forces type warfare (which specialise in things like guerilla warfare, etc.) which also includes drones, and the likes. Now that nuclear war is a much more imminent, realistic threat, it will be quick, fell swoops by highly trained groups of individuals. If you read at all, you would realize 85% of NK doesn't have anything to do with the government, are starving, dying, and would like nothing more than for the current governments to be overthrown. One well placed assault to take out one or two top officials (ideally Kim) would completely debilitate them.

I'm also Canadian, if that makes anyone feel any better about me saying this.

tl;dr - US will win.
User avatar #214 to #138 - HOLYCARP (04/16/2013) [-]
Is conjecture useful?
#264 to #138 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Thank you hat.
User avatar #250 to #138 - jonnyfunk (04/16/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #331 to #250 - Zig (04/16/2013) [-]
Considering I was being pro-US, and you said you're a trained Navy Seal...What gives?
User avatar #157 to #138 - yuukoku (04/16/2013) [-]
We're smarter than we used to be. We also have more friends than N. Korea does. China probably won't even help them out if war breaks out because of threats N. Korea poses to South Korean and Japanese oil refinement plants than China buys tons of oil from among many other factors.

U.S. would win hands-down even if the war isn't nuclear.

Makes me feel better that Canada knows how asinine it is that N. Korea is attempting to fight the U.S.
User avatar #163 to #157 - Zig (04/16/2013) [-]
China would be unquestionably on our side; they only hold on to their alliances with NK now because they are trying to keep them as a lapdog for spy work and scapegoating; also because it helps their case with the US selling them fighter jets. As long as the US doesn't completely own them, the US will continue to try and bribe them.
#210 to #163 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
Also, I think they like the idea of a buffer between them and South Korea. The reason they want a buffer is because South Korea is under U.S. influence and they don't care much for being that close to us or our allies. Just my thoughts, not gonna go too in-depth with explanation but I hope you'll get the idea of what I'm saying.
User avatar #171 to #163 - yuukoku (04/16/2013) [-]
True. Though China is still afraid of the refugee problem once the North Korean regime is defeated. It's always been simply less of a hassle to feed them and keep them quiet than actually going to war. I think the down sides to keeping North Korea alive are starting to break through to Beijing and it won't be long before North Korea loses its only ally.
User avatar #184 to #171 - Zig (04/16/2013) [-]
I think the main thing overpowering their reluctance for the refugee situation is that China wants nothing to do with nuclear fallout, which would happen if: NK's bomb fails and explodes domestically, NK bombs SK (which is most possible given distances, but most impractical if you are NK), or NK bombs Japan, which they have mentioned Japan ranks high on their "to-target" list.
User avatar #205 to #184 - yuukoku (04/16/2013) [-]
Japan is definitely on their list. They are still under the assumption that China wants revenge for the occupation (which we do. Most ethnic Chinese still remember this. The younger generation like myself don't feel it as much, but we still remember.) China has too many economic interests in Japan and the U.S. Also, relations with both have been outstanding. They are also doing very well from selling rare earth metals to Japan (90% of Japan's computer materials come from China) Why throw that away for a crappy country that is stuck in the early 50s? Also, lots of 'proud' Chinese consider the North Koreans waaaaay below them... I can understand why, though I don't want to sound like an elitist or anything. That definitely plays a huge role in China's diplomacy with NK.

I'm worried for South Korea, though. In a ground war without the U.S., South Korea does not stand a great chance. North Koreans have infiltrated before and have tunnels under Seoul that the CIA are still finding.
User avatar #166 to #138 - shazmothree (04/16/2013) [-]
If it turns out that they had anything to do with Boston this will be happening soon
User avatar #178 to #166 - Zig (04/16/2013) [-]
I doubt they did, NK is extremely vocal about all things done against their enemies (i.e. nuclear progression, etc.). We would've heard from them by now.
User avatar #301 to #178 - starshroom (04/16/2013) [-]
good point
User avatar #180 to #178 - shazmothree (04/16/2013) [-]
That and I don't think they have the resources to get spys into the country
User avatar #185 to #180 - Zig (04/16/2013) [-]
Getting spies in wouldn't be the problem, there are bound to be "SK" immigrants that are NK nationalists. I wouldn't underestimate subterfuge, but like I said had it been them they would have told us by now.
User avatar #174 to #138 - HarvietheDinkle (04/16/2013) [-]
Well put.

Why would anyone think that NK would win against the US regardless?
User avatar #208 to #138 - Hreidmar ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
The one thing you said that isn't entirely correct is the 85% of N. Koreans that would like to see their current government overthrown. The government has such a complete hold on culture, media, and daily life, that I'd be willing to bet that percentage of N. Koreans would lay down their lives to defend their government, simply because they don't know that things could be better. They don't know how ridiculous the Korean newscasts are because they have nothing to compare it with.
User avatar #221 to #208 - thisisspartah (04/16/2013) [-]
and the fact that 41% are in the army right now with many more who have been in the army
#8 - pappathethird (04/15/2013) [-]
took me too long to get that joke   
I clearly haven't been on the internet long enough
took me too long to get that joke

I clearly haven't been on the internet long enough
#220 to #8 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
yrt you post a gif?

i know its not hard but still
#55 - croc (04/16/2013) [-]
Is... Is the joke here that North Koreans are immortal?
#57 to #55 - dragonofhate (04/16/2013) [-]
It's a joke that North Koreans...well generally all Asians look the same.
User avatar #223 to #204 - therealtjthemedic (04/16/2013) [-]
dem 9gag logos
#235 to #223 - danyoung (04/16/2013) [-]
#270 to #223 - friedchickenman (04/16/2013) [-]
I hate 9gag for a legitimate reason.
User avatar #280 to #270 - therealtjthemedic (04/16/2013) [-]
Their misuse of memes?
User avatar #278 to #270 - falconxmard (04/16/2013) [-]
I don't hate 9gag.
I hate 9fag.
#39 - sicohippy (04/16/2013) [-]
Not sure if COD reference or implying all Asians look the same...
User avatar #41 to #39 - zorororonoa (04/16/2013) [-]
I think it is that latter.
#1 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
DBZ has a better story, better characters, and better character development than North Korea.
User avatar #122 to #1 - unikornking ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Did i miss a frontpage post someday?What is this referencing to?
User avatar #169 to #122 - retentions (04/16/2013) [-]
just anon spam ending with *insert content reference here*
#212 to #1 - blacknbluebrony (04/16/2013) [-]
I bet your that same anon who used to go around posting "ASIANS CAN READ MINDS"
#231 to #1 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
I like how this is the second time I've seen you post this today. Except now you have a ******** of pinkies instead of a ******** of thumbs. Persistance pays off eventually. Well played...well played.
User avatar #26 to #1 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
He's right you know.
#2 to #1 - felixjarl (04/15/2013) [-]
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#14 to #2 - freeyourmind (04/15/2013) [-]
he was the first comment
#15 to #14 - felixjarl (04/15/2013) [-]
Pardon my ignorance, but what does that have to do with anything?
#16 to #15 - freeyourmind (04/15/2013) [-]
what am i supposed to be held accountable for the things i say?
#139 to #16 - lamarisagoodname (04/16/2013) [-]
^ That's an incredibly valid point
User avatar #260 to #15 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Well, you the gif says "We were having a good time"
But if he was the first comment, that means...well, you couldn't have been.
User avatar #313 to #260 - twi (04/16/2013) [-]
everyone was so happy we were at a loss for words
#261 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Apparently in China when someone is looking worn out from stress they say they are "looking yellow."
My Chinese flatmate at uni asked me the other day "Do I look yellow?"
>mfw couldn't stop laughing to explain to her, and she had no idea what I was laughing at
#47 - brettyoke (04/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - theism ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
It's hard to hit a target that's only 4 feet tall.
#183 - raberintodesu (04/16/2013) [-]
Why the hell do they keep respawning? I must be at the top of the leaderboards by now.
Why the hell do they keep respawning? I must be at the top of the leaderboards by now.
#63 - tyroneisanigger (04/16/2013) [-]
Today was the last day Kim Jung gave America to withdraw troops from SK.   
We're getting close guys!
Today was the last day Kim Jung gave America to withdraw troops from SK.
We're getting close guys!
#225 to #63 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
I'm not or have never been the leader of N.K. but if i were to make threats or order people out of a different country i would have competed rockets that would reach the U.S....
#85 to #63 - falconxmard (04/16/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
Here, have this.
User avatar #143 to #63 - icametocomment (04/16/2013) [-]
Wow, that baby-faced cuntbucket actually thinks he can order people out of a country that's not even his?
#201 to #143 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
>implying that even North Korea is rightfully his
#142 to #63 - internetrage (04/16/2013) [-]
my name is tyrone :(
my name is tyrone :(
#233 to #142 - nicholasmann (04/16/2013) [-]
One of the funnier Binocular Kim Jong Un gifs IMO.
One of the funnier Binocular Kim Jong Un gifs IMO.
#199 - tobistrigoivii (04/16/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at My fucking sides ** what was in his sights
User avatar #19 - pfccross ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
if you play cod you should be used to that.
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User avatar #248 - trantastic (04/16/2013) [-]
and there entire army of Jackie Chans
#311 - ohitshim (04/16/2013) [-]
are you saying that you're a sniper? "us snipers, or US snipers, from the US (United States)
#314 to #311 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Well the picture is of a British sniper, so who knows what the **** he meant?
#315 to #314 - ohitshim (04/16/2013) [-]
and he did also capitalize random words, such as the first 2 some in the middle and the a last two , so that's not helping either
#308 - reservoircats (04/16/2013) [-]
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