War against North Korea. Hey DJ 4DM1N, the nuke is in the tags.. "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes" . the game
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#7 - KERBE
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(04/15/2013) [-]
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes"


****.
#21 to #7 - Zaxplab
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I don't know why, but this line may have made the Battle of Bunker Hill one of the most epic wars I know of.
#273 to #7 - anon
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Oh, because he's a cat. Took me forever to get that.
#334 to #273 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Because they are asians and their eyes are so slanted that you can't see them.
#328 to #273 - anon
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Don't know if a moron or trolling
#190 to #7 - fusrohnope
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#329 to #7 - chickendinna
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just hold on a rittle more
#9 to #7 - felixjarl
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#28 to #7 - buttcleaner
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Don't shoot until you see the whites!
Don't shoot until you see the whites!
#42 to #7 - fedexman
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#10 to #7 - ninjabadger ONLINE
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#18 - nooneofinterest
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#8 - pappathethird
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took me too long to get that joke   
   
I clearly haven't been on the internet long enough
took me too long to get that joke

I clearly haven't been on the internet long enough
#67 to #8 - nyawgga ONLINE
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#220 to #8 - anon
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yrt you post a gif?

i know its not hard but still
#1 - anon
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(04/15/2013) [-]
DBZ has a better story, better characters, and better character development than North Korea.
#122 to #1 - unikornking
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Did i miss a frontpage post someday?What is this referencing to?
#169 to #122 - retentions
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(04/16/2013) [-]
just anon spam ending with *insert content reference here*
#212 to #1 - blacknbluebrony
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I bet your that same anon who used to go around posting "ASIANS CAN READ MINDS"
#231 to #1 - anon
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I like how this is the second time I've seen you post this today. Except now you have a ******** of pinkies instead of a ******** of thumbs. Persistance pays off eventually. Well played...well played.
#26 to #1 - heartlessrobot
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(04/15/2013) [-]
He's right you know.
#3 to #1 - doggstar
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#2 to #1 - felixjarl
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#14 to #2 - freeyourmind
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he was the first comment
#15 to #14 - felixjarl
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Pardon my ignorance, but what does that have to do with anything?
#16 to #15 - freeyourmind
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what am i supposed to be held accountable for the things i say?
#139 to #16 - lamarisagoodname
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^ That's an incredibly valid point
#260 to #15 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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Well, you the gif says "We were having a good time"
But if he was the first comment, that means...well, you couldn't have been.
#313 to #260 - twi ONLINE
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everyone was so happy we were at a loss for words
#209 to #2 - thewazabro
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#39 - sicohippy
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Not sure if COD reference or implying all Asians look the same...
#41 to #39 - zorororonoa
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I think it is that latter.
#138 - Zig
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Everyone is getting in these huge arguments about who's bigger and badder, can the US really take N. Korea easy, etc. etc., but they forget the fact that the US won't swarm like they did polynesia in WWII, they won't be so stubborn like they were in Vietnam. They also won't be the only armies there. The US has shifted to small, special forces type warfare (which specialise in things like guerilla warfare, etc.) which also includes drones, and the likes. Now that nuclear war is a much more imminent, realistic threat, it will be quick, fell swoops by highly trained groups of individuals. If you read at all, you would realize 85% of NK doesn't have anything to do with the government, are starving, dying, and would like nothing more than for the current governments to be overthrown. One well placed assault to take out one or two top officials (ideally Kim) would completely debilitate them.

I'm also Canadian, if that makes anyone feel any better about me saying this.

tl;dr - US will win.
#214 to #138 - HOLYCARP
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Is conjecture useful?
#250 to #138 - jonnyfunk
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#331 to #250 - Zig
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Considering I was being pro-US, and you said you're a trained Navy Seal...What gives?
#332 to #331 - jonnyfunk
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#264 to #138 - anon
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Thank you hat.
#157 to #138 - yuukoku
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We're smarter than we used to be. We also have more friends than N. Korea does. China probably won't even help them out if war breaks out because of threats N. Korea poses to South Korean and Japanese oil refinement plants than China buys tons of oil from among many other factors.

U.S. would win hands-down even if the war isn't nuclear.

Makes me feel better that Canada knows how asinine it is that N. Korea is attempting to fight the U.S.
#163 to #157 - Zig
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China would be unquestionably on our side; they only hold on to their alliances with NK now because they are trying to keep them as a lapdog for spy work and scapegoating; also because it helps their case with the US selling them fighter jets. As long as the US doesn't completely own them, the US will continue to try and bribe them.
#210 to #163 - anon
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Also, I think they like the idea of a buffer between them and South Korea. The reason they want a buffer is because South Korea is under U.S. influence and they don't care much for being that close to us or our allies. Just my thoughts, not gonna go too in-depth with explanation but I hope you'll get the idea of what I'm saying.
#171 to #163 - yuukoku
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True. Though China is still afraid of the refugee problem once the North Korean regime is defeated. It's always been simply less of a hassle to feed them and keep them quiet than actually going to war. I think the down sides to keeping North Korea alive are starting to break through to Beijing and it won't be long before North Korea loses its only ally.
#184 to #171 - Zig
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I think the main thing overpowering their reluctance for the refugee situation is that China wants nothing to do with nuclear fallout, which would happen if: NK's bomb fails and explodes domestically, NK bombs SK (which is most possible given distances, but most impractical if you are NK), or NK bombs Japan, which they have mentioned Japan ranks high on their "to-target" list.
#205 to #184 - yuukoku
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Japan is definitely on their list. They are still under the assumption that China wants revenge for the occupation (which we do. Most ethnic Chinese still remember this. The younger generation like myself don't feel it as much, but we still remember.) China has too many economic interests in Japan and the U.S. Also, relations with both have been outstanding. They are also doing very well from selling rare earth metals to Japan (90% of Japan's computer materials come from China) Why throw that away for a crappy country that is stuck in the early 50s? Also, lots of 'proud' Chinese consider the North Koreans waaaaay below them... I can understand why, though I don't want to sound like an elitist or anything. That definitely plays a huge role in China's diplomacy with NK.

I'm worried for South Korea, though. In a ground war without the U.S., South Korea does not stand a great chance. North Koreans have infiltrated before and have tunnels under Seoul that the CIA are still finding.
#166 to #138 - shazmothree
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If it turns out that they had anything to do with Boston this will be happening soon
#178 to #166 - Zig
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I doubt they did, NK is extremely vocal about all things done against their enemies (i.e. nuclear progression, etc.). We would've heard from them by now.
#301 to #178 - starshroom
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good point
#180 to #178 - shazmothree
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That and I don't think they have the resources to get spys into the country
#185 to #180 - Zig
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Getting spies in wouldn't be the problem, there are bound to be "SK" immigrants that are NK nationalists. I wouldn't underestimate subterfuge, but like I said had it been them they would have told us by now.
#174 to #138 - HarvietheDinkle
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Well put.

Why would anyone think that NK would win against the US regardless?
#208 to #138 - Hreidmar ONLINE
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The one thing you said that isn't entirely correct is the 85% of N. Koreans that would like to see their current government overthrown. The government has such a complete hold on culture, media, and daily life, that I'd be willing to bet that percentage of N. Koreans would lay down their lives to defend their government, simply because they don't know that things could be better. They don't know how ridiculous the Korean newscasts are because they have nothing to compare it with.
#221 to #208 - thisisspartah ONLINE
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and the fact that 41% are in the army right now with many more who have been in the army
#254 - josieabby
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#194 - oxYKellark
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'U.S. Snipers"
MFW picture of British Sniper
#224 to #194 - therealtjthemedic
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Pretty sure it said Us. as in, 'we'
#276 to #194 - lulusaurus
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It says Us Snipers, Not U.S. Snipers
#259 to #194 - hitlersoneballsack
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British soldiers use muskets and swords
#195 to #194 - jackthefurfag
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> Implying Britain won't get involved
#215 to #195 - oxYKellark
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>Implying that i was implying that Britian wouldnt get involved.
>Implying that i was implying that Britian wouldnt get involved.
#218 to #215 - jackthefurfag
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>implying that i was implying that you were implying that Britian wouldnt get involved.
>implying that i was implying that you were implying that Britian wouldnt get involved.
#266 to #218 - theshadowed
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>implying implying implying implying implying implying Britain.
#268 to #266 - jackthefurfag
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> Implying implying implying implying implying implying implying implying Britain about Korea implying implying implying implying.
#271 to #268 - oxYKellark
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#283 to #271 - jackthefurfag
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> Implying that tomatoes are actually cats.
#55 - croc
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Is... Is the joke here that North Koreans are immortal?
#57 to #55 - dragonofhate
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It's a joke that North Koreans...well generally all Asians look the same.
#20 - theism ONLINE
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It's hard to hit a target that's only 4 feet tall.