New measuring unit. . easiest: ass_ iest. i am 41 Cheetos tall Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos? we were out of demos. Can't really argue with that.

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#3 - chrolt (04/15/2013) [-]
Can't really argue with that.
#1 - shamrockbandit (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He also weighs 6 hammocks of cake. What a fatass.
#11 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I once heard a guy online say
"Get ready for 2.5 Joltiks of dick down your throat"

I think everyone should measure their dick in Joltiks.
#4 - pappathethird (04/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Seriously, go to funsubstance.com"
"Seriously, go to funsubstance.com"
#16 - puredeliciousness (04/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"sex-doesnt-alarm-me"

Perfect.
#28 - fordun (04/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
You mean chips?
User avatar #30 to #29 - blueghost (04/16/2013) [-]
You mean crunchy potato paper?
#50 - josieabby (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love 						*******					 Cheetos.  I 						*******					 love Cheetos.
I love ******* Cheetos. I ******* love Cheetos.
#7 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
The phrase ''asseist'' might be useful when dealing with douchebag atheists in the future.
The phrase ''asseist'' might be useful when dealing with douchebag atheists in the future.
+7
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#34 - Kirbyman ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
43.5 Cheetos.
#24 - studbeefpile (04/15/2013) [-]
Makes sense to me.
User avatar #17 - drldrl (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The **** is with all these posts from Ifunny?
Before, they stole stuff from FJ.
#8 - stryanide (04/15/2013) [-]
Nobody is taking my Doritos.
User avatar #83 - tkdftw (04/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
HAHA he MEASURED himself in FOOD HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY ARE YOU PEOPLE ******* 12
User avatar #71 - MythBuster (04/16/2013) [-]
It's actually on the back of Cheetos bags.. It says something like "21 Cheetos is equal to 3ft, how tall are you in Cheetos?
#58 - doyoulikeapizza (04/16/2013) [-]
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#80 - puredeliciousness (04/16/2013) [-]
This is why he had to measure in cheetos.
User avatar #6 - theseventhmirror (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Diameter or length?
User avatar #9 to #6 - Chizypuff (04/15/2013) [-]
the person who posted this is probably more than 2 feet tall...
#2 - gertoja (04/15/2013) [-]
I hate being European. We have so many different types of Cheetos.
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