Tumblr. Found on tumblr. Him a maxi: This must Inuit an weird if ‘gnu dun? speak Dutch i FISHING i' u' i" r" BELF cet J H: -2 I Aili. Translation: "Mommy, that one, that one, that one..." "Please"
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User avatar #2 - TheCc ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Translation:

"Mommy, that one, that one, that one..."
"Please"
#25 to #2 - sankhya (04/15/2013) [-]
"Mommy, die, die, die"
"Please"
User avatar #8 to #2 - icameheretotroll (04/15/2013) [-]
alsjeblieft is please

is evarraehjkhjkhjjkf thank you and is asjkflsaghjkhjkvl sorry?
User avatar #44 to #8 - lolzordz (04/15/2013) [-]
are you ******* asjkflsaghjkhjkvl?
User avatar #37 to #8 - nustix ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Alsjeblieft is pronounced All- Sje - Bleeft
and Sorry is Sorry
but Thank you is Dank je.
#75 to #37 - extravix (04/15/2013) [-]
How to hell do you pronounce Sje?
How to hell do you pronounce Sje?
User avatar #133 to #75 - nustix ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Well there is a more polite form I can explain?
It's All Stew Bleeft!
User avatar #135 to #37 - sankhya (04/16/2013) [-]
It comes from als het u belieft.
roughly translated: If it pleases you
User avatar #136 to #135 - nustix ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I know but nobody asked me.
#67 to #37 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
nustix is clearly a farmer.... its pronounced the same way you write it als-je-blieft
User avatar #137 to #67 - nustix ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Well that's correct but are going to explain how you say blieft to a english person?
User avatar #138 to #137 - nustix ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
are you*
User avatar #11 to #8 - babbysmithy (04/15/2013) [-]
I guess it is veertgereedaaftrwerthjy
#88 to #73 - potatotown (04/16/2013) [-]
I havent seen that episode in like ten years
Goddammit ************ , i took german in highschool...

******* faggot that ***** correct
User avatar #99 to #73 - seniorpokeman (04/16/2013) [-]
I don't get it...
it just says "The Bart, the"...
User avatar #85 to #73 - irishpunker (04/16/2013) [-]
No one who speaks German can be an evil man.
User avatar #121 to #85 - jimmytwoshoes (04/16/2013) [-]
so Hitler did nothing wrong?
#3 - stafeezy (04/15/2013) [-]
nothing weird about it at all
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#89 - kingarturi (04/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#105 - moustachefingers (04/16/2013) [-]
Hey there are two kinds of people guise. Guise?
#104 - othella (04/16/2013) [-]
"Alsjeblieft"
User avatar #117 to #104 - tenthdivine (04/16/2013) [-]
Bless you.
User avatar #95 - hotschurl (04/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like death metal lyrics. Especially the "Alsjeblieft".
User avatar #96 to #95 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Just because it says die..?
User avatar #103 to #95 - exclamation (04/16/2013) [-]
*Nordic Death Metal
#57 - tearsoblood (04/15/2013) [-]
Only thing I thought of....


can you feel that?
#123 to #57 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
ooh **** ..
User avatar #130 to #57 - rploeger (04/16/2013) [-]
That album cover looks like a head coming out of a foreskin
#92 to #57 - enoki (04/16/2013) [-]
i dO
#125 to #66 - bloodangel (04/16/2013) [-]
Ooo AH AH AH AH
User avatar #63 to #59 - lotengo ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
godsamme nout, ik wilde die posten
#65 to #59 - giustobuffo (04/15/2013) [-]
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
User avatar #52 - anonefg (04/15/2013) [-]
Translation:

"Mommy, that one, that one, that one..."
"Please"
User avatar #18 - ehzio (04/15/2013) [-]
How the **** are you even suppose to pronounce

"Alsjeblieftojsdjfkamdaskdmjifjsadfeefew"
User avatar #51 to #18 - tigronn (04/15/2013) [-]
als ju blift
User avatar #19 to #18 - stultum (04/15/2013) [-]
ashdzjehblyfft

something like that.
User avatar #22 to #18 - mynameisnotmike (04/15/2013) [-]
All-stew-bleef

~the more you know~
#68 to #22 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
gotta love people who make foreigners look ridiculous when they finally try to say it out loud
User avatar #54 - jalthelas (04/15/2013) [-]
I AM PISSING MYSELF

**** THIS WEBSITE

I AM SO DONE

User avatar #90 to #54 - roflnaut (04/16/2013) [-]
You forgot:
OMG

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
User avatar #94 to #54 - samjamfan (04/16/2013) [-]
oh and my favorite GET OUT
User avatar #97 to #54 - ninjabeaver (04/16/2013) [-]
I think my favorite is "There are two kinds of of people"
User avatar #56 to #54 - beardedpants (04/15/2013) [-]
Don't you mean

i aM PISSING MY SELF

**** THIS WEBSITE

i aM SO DONE
#93 to #56 - jalthelas (04/16/2013) [-]
Yes, that is what I should have done.




I actually love you, please disregard the picture.
User avatar #17 - pringlez (04/15/2013) [-]
>alsjeblieft

huehue.
#23 - bokworst ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
NEDERDRAAD!
User avatar #116 to #23 - mrstalin (04/16/2013) [-]
I don't know if it's the fact that I'm beyond tired or don't speak Dutch, but it looks like that says "Hollee Hollee Hollee Hollee, we are the tampons."
#71 to #62 - stijnybe ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - yonyon (04/15/2013) [-]
Are there any people on funnyjunk who do not speak Dutch or Flemmish?
User avatar #27 to #14 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
Here.
#28 to #14 - budokai (04/15/2013) [-]
Nope, not since the internet
User avatar #1 - HardyUndertook (04/15/2013) [-]
and watch as that little girl grows up to be the next lindsey borden
User avatar #45 - thijsofbodom (04/15/2013) [-]
read it in english first before seeing 'Alsjeblieft'
kutnederlanders en hun nare taal
gewoon als int plat
#38 - theangryrussian (04/15/2013) [-]
anyone?
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