Famous Last Meals. .. "If it were my last meal I’d choose the world’s rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I’d tunnel my way to freedom! ‘Course then I’d miss  Famous Last Meals "If it were my last meal I’d choose the world’s rarest truffle Then while they searching for tunnel way to freedom! ‘Course then miss
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#1 - jdsalenger
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(04/15/2013) [-]
"If it were my last meal I’d choose the world’s rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I’d tunnel my way to freedom! ‘Course then I’d miss eating the world’s rarest truffle... Quite the quandary."
#3 to #1 - andersbreivik [OP]
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(04/15/2013) [-]
I'd ask for diet Coke and mentos, then spray the room so the guards would feel sad about executing me.
#5 to #3 - stuffandotherstuff
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(04/15/2013) [-]
I would ask for laxatives and prune juice, let the morgue deal with the mess.
I would ask for laxatives and prune juice, let the morgue deal with the mess.
#10 to #5 - teranin ONLINE
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(04/15/2013) [-]
You'd be ******** it out anyway.
#19 to #5 - TakeUHstab
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(04/15/2013) [-]
I had the same idea
#24 - thatguyblaze
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(04/15/2013) [-]
My last meal would be a klondike bar, that way i could say "that's what i'd do for a klondike bar"
#252 to #24 - lightninghedgehog
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(04/16/2013) [-]
<--YFW they ask you "any last words?"
#28 to #24 - bocatadesesos
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#21 - europeanswallow
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(04/15/2013) [-]
&gt;Request an all you can eat buffet   
&gt;Eat until your stomach bursts   
&gt;Doctors have to pump your stomach   
&gt;Tell them your not finished   
&gt;Go back and keep eating   
&gt;Repeat until they are not longer able to save you
>Request an all you can eat buffet
>Eat until your stomach bursts
>Doctors have to pump your stomach
>Tell them your not finished
>Go back and keep eating
>Repeat until they are not longer able to save you
#38 to #21 - betesta
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(04/15/2013) [-]
Or accept your death and say: Guess I've bit of more then I could chew
#57 - cohz
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(04/15/2013) [-]
The one with &quot;I'll save the pie for later&quot;.. Damn
The one with "I'll save the pie for later".. Damn
#333 to #57 - symustafa
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(04/16/2013) [-]
He committed murder, then tried to shoot himself. Succeeded in making himself retarded instead. Still got sentenced to death
#139 to #57 - XxXRoxasXxX
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(04/15/2013) [-]
Why would this be sad? He killed 2 people? Isn't it sad that they died? Oh no wait, sorry. I guess it's sadder that he left some ******* pecan pie to go die.
#156 to #139 - cohz
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#98 to #57 - kakkakrabbypatty
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(04/15/2013) [-]
What if that was foreshadowing to some crazy awesome AC Revelations execution escape where he evaded the prison guards and got his pie
#114 to #98 - cohz
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(04/15/2013) [-]
Thats freaking awesome..
#64 to #57 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#65 to #64 - cohz
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(04/15/2013) [-]
Maybe hes last words were &quot;******, i wanna be burried with mah pie!&quot;
Maybe hes last words were "******, i wanna be burried with mah pie!"
#66 to #65 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#266 to #66 - fuckyouto
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(04/16/2013) [-]
What kind of after life do you believe in that allowed an unlimited amount of pie to people who commit murder.
What kind of after life do you believe in that allowed an unlimited amount of pie to people who commit murder.
#282 to #266 - fireless
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(04/16/2013) [-]
It's the kind of afterlife where you have all the pie you want, but nothing else. Just pie for as far as the eye can see, and you have to eat it. All of it. For all of eternity.
#306 to #282 - fuckyouto
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(04/16/2013) [-]
That is evil.
#308 to #306 - fireless
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Well he did commit murder.
#6 - alaskahockey
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(04/15/2013) [-]
You could always go with a burger from Five Guys...
You could always go with a burger from Five Guys...
#12 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/15/2013) [-]
6/7 five guys I've had food from sucked, not worht the risk.
#76 to #12 - killerliquid
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(04/15/2013) [-]
That must've been a ****** Five Guys Burger and Fries you went to.
#78 to #76 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/15/2013) [-]
it was 6 ****** Five guys.
#80 to #78 - killerliquid
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(04/15/2013) [-]
The employers at the one you went to must have been **** then.
#81 to #80 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/15/2013) [-]
everything was **** about every last one of them except that one that actually had okay food.
#83 to #81 - killerliquid
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(04/15/2013) [-]
Dammit, I should have made a joke on your previous comment.
#84 to #83 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/15/2013) [-]
what joke??
#85 to #84 - killerliquid
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(04/15/2013) [-]
#78.

Something along the lines of making a joke about 6 ****** five guys.
#87 to #85 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/15/2013) [-]
I knew that... I thought you had thought of a joke to say
#88 to #87 - killerliquid
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(04/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm still stuck on coming up with a good joke.
#91 to #88 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/15/2013) [-]
ah well.... good luck I guess
#163 to #6 - anon
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(04/15/2013) [-]
I love Five Guys
#298 to #6 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
hell yeah my *****
#228 to #6 - mondominiman
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(04/16/2013) [-]
It's prison, most you'll get is a cock meat sandwich
#165 - ctenop
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(04/15/2013) [-]
James French tried his hardest to get killed by the electric chair. People wondered why, His last words were &quot;Hows this for your headline: French Fries&quot;. That my friends, is dedication.
James French tried his hardest to get killed by the electric chair. People wondered why, His last words were "Hows this for your headline: French Fries". That my friends, is dedication.
#222 to #165 - firstresponder
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(04/16/2013) [-]
James French is a pretty cool guy, eh kills people, makes puns and doesn't afraid of anything.
#40 - hypex
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(04/15/2013) [-]
>Order one bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
>after eating it start murmuring "i know... i get it now..."
>as you are being executed shout at the top of your lungs "I FIGURED IT OUT"
>have "he knew why kids loved cinnamon toast crunch" written on your grave
>may the secret of why kids love cinnamon toast crunch die with you
>become internet wizard forever
#123 to #40 - anon
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(04/15/2013) [-]
... it's the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite ...
#11 - theicemancommeth
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(04/15/2013) [-]
I would request a McRib and a Shamrock shake to try and buy me a couple of months. They are almost never available at the same limited time.
#36 - crashbandicunt
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#210 - ihadtopickaname
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(04/16/2013) [-]
>Order spiciest food imaginable
>Cover that **** in hot sauce and even more peppers
>Eat several bowls full(you have to hold it all in,no puking)
>Give said meal time to settle, until it feels like your asshole will explode and launch you into orbit(still gotta hold it in)
>Go to execution
>Give one last cheeky grin
>Die(can't skip this part,it's pretty important for the plan)
>Be content in the afterlife knowing that upon your demise you unleashed the most unholy **** that made the nostrils of everyone watching bleed, and the fact that someone now has to clean up the hell you've unleashed from your ass.
#225 to #210 - thatmotherfer
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(04/16/2013) [-]
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