Famous Last Meals. .. "If it were my last meal I’d choose the world’s rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I’d tunnel my way to freedom! ‘Course then I’d miss
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User avatar #24 - thatguyblaze (04/15/2013) [-]
My last meal would be a klondike bar, that way i could say "that's what i'd do for a klondike bar"
#252 to #24 - lightninghedgehog ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
<--YFW they ask you "any last words?"
#21 - europeanswallow (04/15/2013) [-]
&gt;Request an all you can eat buffet   
&gt;Eat until your stomach bursts   
&gt;Doctors have to pump your stomach   
&gt;Tell them your not finished   
&gt;Go back and keep eating   
&gt;Repeat until they are not longer able to save you
>Request an all you can eat buffet
>Eat until your stomach bursts
>Doctors have to pump your stomach
>Tell them your not finished
>Go back and keep eating
>Repeat until they are not longer able to save you
#38 to #21 - betesta (04/15/2013) [-]
Or accept your death and say: Guess I've bit of more then I could chew
#1 - jdsalenger (04/15/2013) [-]
"If it were my last meal I’d choose the world’s rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I’d tunnel my way to freedom! ‘Course then I’d miss eating the world’s rarest truffle... Quite the quandary."
#3 to #1 - andersbreivik (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd ask for diet Coke and mentos, then spray the room so the guards would feel sad about executing me.
#5 to #3 - stuffandotherstuff (04/15/2013) [-]
I would ask for laxatives and prune juice, let the morgue deal with the mess.
I would ask for laxatives and prune juice, let the morgue deal with the mess.
User avatar #10 to #5 - teranin (04/15/2013) [-]
You'd be ******** it out anyway.
User avatar #19 to #5 - TakeUHstab (04/15/2013) [-]
I had the same idea
#165 - ctenop (04/15/2013) [-]
James French tried his hardest to get killed by the electric chair. People wondered why, His last words were &quot;Hows this for your headline: French Fries&quot;. That my friends, is dedication.
James French tried his hardest to get killed by the electric chair. People wondered why, His last words were "Hows this for your headline: French Fries". That my friends, is dedication.
#222 to #165 - firstresponder (04/16/2013) [-]
James French is a pretty cool guy, eh kills people, makes puns and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #210 - ihadtopickaname (04/16/2013) [-]
>Order spiciest food imaginable
>Cover that **** in hot sauce and even more peppers
>Eat several bowls full(you have to hold it all in,no puking)
>Give said meal time to settle, until it feels like your asshole will explode and launch you into orbit(still gotta hold it in)
>Go to execution
>Give one last cheeky grin
>Die(can't skip this part,it's pretty important for the plan)
>Be content in the afterlife knowing that upon your demise you unleashed the most unholy **** that made the nostrils of everyone watching bleed, and the fact that someone now has to clean up the hell you've unleashed from your ass.
#122 - zombiefied (04/15/2013) [-]
"168 counts of murder"
User avatar #126 to #122 - awesometyler (04/15/2013) [-]
talk about a major buzz kill
#141 to #126 - foreverxaxanon (04/15/2013) [-]
Major Buzz Kill
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#40 - hypex (04/15/2013) [-]
>Order one bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
>after eating it start murmuring "i know... i get it now..."
>as you are being executed shout at the top of your lungs "I FIGURED IT OUT"
>have "he knew why kids loved cinnamon toast crunch" written on your grave
>may the secret of why kids love cinnamon toast crunch die with you
>become internet wizard forever
#123 to #40 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
... it's the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite ...
User avatar #158 - ryanmck (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd get a giant meal and be like oh man i think i'm going to die if i eat another bite.
User avatar #258 to #158 - chrisplushado (04/16/2013) [-]
What happened in Texas was similar to this. An inmate requested a super expensive fancy-ass meal and said that he wasn't hungry when he got it, now no one in Texas can have a last meal.
User avatar #312 to #258 - ryanmck (04/16/2013) [-]
I don't see how that's similar but that guys is an asshole for doing that
#6 - alaskahockey (04/15/2013) [-]
You could always go with a burger from Five Guys...
You could always go with a burger from Five Guys...
#298 to #6 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
hell yeah my *****
User avatar #12 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
6/7 five guys I've had food from sucked, not worht the risk.
User avatar #76 to #12 - killerliquid (04/15/2013) [-]
That must've been a ****** Five Guys Burger and Fries you went to.
User avatar #78 to #76 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
it was 6 ****** Five guys.
User avatar #80 to #78 - killerliquid (04/15/2013) [-]
The employers at the one you went to must have been **** then.
User avatar #81 to #80 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
everything was **** about every last one of them except that one that actually had okay food.
User avatar #83 to #81 - killerliquid (04/15/2013) [-]
Dammit, I should have made a joke on your previous comment.
User avatar #84 to #83 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
what joke??
User avatar #85 to #84 - killerliquid (04/15/2013) [-]
#78.

Something along the lines of making a joke about 6 ****** five guys.
User avatar #87 to #85 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
I knew that... I thought you had thought of a joke to say
User avatar #88 to #87 - killerliquid (04/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm still stuck on coming up with a good joke.
User avatar #91 to #88 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
ah well.... good luck I guess
#163 to #6 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
I love Five Guys
User avatar #228 to #6 - mondominiman (04/16/2013) [-]
It's prison, most you'll get is a cock meat sandwich
User avatar #42 - casval ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I would ask for ten packages of Mentos and a liter of diet Dr. Pepper. I would then eat all the Mentos, and tell the guard I was done. When he came to claim me, I would chug the Dr. Pepper, and blow up on the guard.

**** the rules.
#229 to #42 - syocum (04/16/2013) [-]
It may work with Dr. Pepper too, but last I knew that trick worked with Diet Coke.
#57 - cohz (04/15/2013) [-]
The one with &quot;I'll save the pie for later&quot;.. Damn
The one with "I'll save the pie for later".. Damn
User avatar #333 to #57 - symustafa (04/16/2013) [-]
He committed murder, then tried to shoot himself. Succeeded in making himself retarded instead. Still got sentenced to death
User avatar #139 to #57 - XxXRoxasXxX (04/15/2013) [-]
Why would this be sad? He killed 2 people? Isn't it sad that they died? Oh no wait, sorry. I guess it's sadder that he left some ******* pecan pie to go die.
#156 to #139 - cohz (04/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #98 to #57 - kakkakrabbypatty (04/15/2013) [-]
What if that was foreshadowing to some crazy awesome AC Revelations execution escape where he evaded the prison guards and got his pie
#114 to #98 - cohz (04/15/2013) [-]
Thats freaking awesome..
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#65 to #64 - cohz (04/15/2013) [-]
Maybe hes last words were &quot;			******		, i wanna be burried with mah pie!&quot;
Maybe hes last words were " ****** , i wanna be burried with mah pie!"
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#266 to #66 - fuckyouto (04/16/2013) [-]
What kind of after life do you believe in that allowed an unlimited amount of pie to people who commit murder.
What kind of after life do you believe in that allowed an unlimited amount of pie to people who commit murder.
User avatar #282 to #266 - fireless ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
It's the kind of afterlife where you have all the pie you want, but nothing else. Just pie for as far as the eye can see, and you have to eat it. All of it. For all of eternity.
#306 to #282 - fuckyouto (04/16/2013) [-]
That is evil.
User avatar #308 to #306 - fireless ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Well he did commit murder.
User avatar #237 - MRfunnyFACE (04/16/2013) [-]
Cont. of the legend of Ricky Ray Rector,

The officer, due to the fact that Mr. Rector said he was going to eat it later, left it on the table. It stayed on the table over night long after Mr. Rectors death. When the cleaning staff came in the next morning it was reported that the Pecan Pie had disappeared.
User avatar #273 to #237 - esquaredsixteen (04/16/2013) [-]
It was me....I, uh, had sex with it.
#267 to #237 - fuckyouto (04/16/2013) [-]
Cleaning staff...
#239 to #237 - acroneos (04/16/2013) [-]
2spooky
2spooky
#11 - theicemancommeth (04/15/2013) [-]
I would request a McRib and a Shamrock shake to try and buy me a couple of months. They are almost never available at the same limited time.
User avatar #46 - pappathethird (04/15/2013) [-]
I just caught myself thinking "Man, I could really do for some kfc right now. Maybe I should commit a couple of murders"
#223 - genma (04/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #106 - Blargosnarf (04/15/2013) [-]
It's kinda odd, the placement of their sentence, it's directly below the list of crimes, making it look like another crime. He murdered five men, burglared three houses, took a lethal injection, and raped a woman.
#2 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
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#310 to #2 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
i think i just orgasmed
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#292 - icametocomment ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
168 counts of murder.
#326 to #292 - kidsquicker (04/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like a pretty standard afternoon, if you ask me.
#208 - grilledcheeze (04/16/2013) [-]
&gt;YFW username.   
&gt;YFW minorities have sucky K/D.
>YFW username.
>YFW minorities have sucky K/D.
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