Famous Last Meals. .. "If it were my last meal I’d choose the world’s rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I’d tunnel my way to freedom! ‘Course then I’d miss
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#1 - jdsalenger (04/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"If it were my last meal I’d choose the world’s rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I’d tunnel my way to freedom! ‘Course then I’d miss eating the world’s rarest truffle... Quite the quandary."
User avatar #24 - thatguyblaze (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My last meal would be a klondike bar, that way i could say "that's what i'd do for a klondike bar"
#21 - europeanswallow (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Request an all you can eat buffet   
>Eat until your stomach bursts   
>Doctors have to pump your stomach   
>Tell them your not finished   
>Go back and keep eating   
>Repeat until they are not longer able to save you
>Request an all you can eat buffet
>Eat until your stomach bursts
>Doctors have to pump your stomach
>Tell them your not finished
>Go back and keep eating
>Repeat until they are not longer able to save you
#57 - cohz (04/15/2013) [+] (13 replies)
The one with "I'll save the pie for later".. Damn
The one with "I'll save the pie for later".. Damn
#6 - alaskahockey (04/15/2013) [+] (17 replies)
You could always go with a burger from Five Guys...
You could always go with a burger from Five Guys...
#165 - ctenop (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
James French tried his hardest to get killed by the electric chair. People wondered why, His last words were "Hows this for your headline: French Fries". That my friends, is dedication.
James French tried his hardest to get killed by the electric chair. People wondered why, His last words were "Hows this for your headline: French Fries". That my friends, is dedication.
#40 - hypex (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Order one bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
>after eating it start murmuring "i know... i get it now..."
>as you are being executed shout at the top of your lungs "I FIGURED IT OUT"
>have "he knew why kids loved cinnamon toast crunch" written on your grave
>may the secret of why kids love cinnamon toast crunch die with you
>become internet wizard forever
#11 - theicemancommeth (04/15/2013) [-]
I would request a McRib and a Shamrock shake to try and buy me a couple of months. They are almost never available at the same limited time.
User avatar #210 - ihadtopickaname (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Order spiciest food imaginable
>Cover that **** in hot sauce and even more peppers
>Eat several bowls full(you have to hold it all in,no puking)
>Give said meal time to settle, until it feels like your asshole will explode and launch you into orbit(still gotta hold it in)
>Go to execution
>Give one last cheeky grin
>Die(can't skip this part,it's pretty important for the plan)
>Be content in the afterlife knowing that upon your demise you unleashed the most unholy **** that made the nostrils of everyone watching bleed, and the fact that someone now has to clean up the hell you've unleashed from your ass.
#122 - zombiefied (04/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"168 counts of murder"
#223 - genma (04/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #158 - ryanmck (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd get a giant meal and be like oh man i think i'm going to die if i eat another bite.
#235 - meowmixallday (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #42 - casval ONLINE (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would ask for ten packages of Mentos and a liter of diet Dr. Pepper. I would then eat all the Mentos, and tell the guard I was done. When he came to claim me, I would chug the Dr. Pepper, and blow up on the guard.

**** the rules.
#2 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #237 - MRfunnyFACE (04/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Cont. of the legend of Ricky Ray Rector,

The officer, due to the fact that Mr. Rector said he was going to eat it later, left it on the table. It stayed on the table over night long after Mr. Rectors death. When the cleaning staff came in the next morning it was reported that the Pecan Pie had disappeared.
#62 - mandudeguybro (04/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Why are black people always eating kool-aid and fried chicken?
#72 to #71 - vexaton (04/15/2013) [-]
Cute of you to call your slaves cousins. Makes them feel part of the family
Cute of you to call your slaves cousins. Makes them feel part of the family
User avatar #46 - pappathethird (04/15/2013) [-]
I just caught myself thinking "Man, I could really do for some kfc right now. Maybe I should commit a couple of murders"
User avatar #191 - bowties (04/15/2013) [-]
James French's last words before being sent to the electric chair were "How's this for your headline? French Fries."
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