The Amazing and Historic History of USA. .. I'd surrender too if Abraham Lincoln bashed me in the stomach with his dick. He calls it the Lincoln Log
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#24 - Cleavland Steamer (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd surrender too if Abraham Lincoln bashed me in the stomach with his dick.





He calls it the Lincoln Log
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+1
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User avatar #124 to #24 - chickendinna (04/16/2013) [-]
lincoln's face.... he retains his composure even while dick bashing someone...
#120 to #24 - camerel (04/16/2013) [-]
you gave me nostalgia through a penis joke... 			****		 you
you gave me nostalgia through a penis joke... **** you
#70 to #24 - animepsycchosecond (04/15/2013) [-]
"Lincoln Log"
#51 to #24 - jalthelas (04/15/2013) [-]
"Lincoln Log"





"Lincoln Log"
#45 to #24 - vishnarg (04/15/2013) [-]
Mutha 			******		 lincoln log
Mutha ****** lincoln log
User avatar #26 to #24 - themeade (04/15/2013) [-]
as would i, that was great haha.
#55 to #24 - zigzagderpaderp (04/15/2013) [-]
bashed me in the stomach with his dick
oh god my sides
#93 to #24 - scarygirl (04/15/2013) [-]
"Lincoln Log"
#27 to #24 - XxElJuegoxX (04/15/2013) [-]
"Lincoln Log"
User avatar #25 to #24 - casval (04/15/2013) [-]
Oh my god I laughed hard. I love you.
#18 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
>Doesn't count cus they're brown
>No one is racist any more.

huehuehue
User avatar #100 to #18 - buttinspecter (04/16/2013) [-]
Except his dad.
User avatar #22 to #18 - DiabloStrawhat (04/15/2013) [-]
That's progress!
#57 - fernand (04/15/2013) [-]
fixed
#113 to #57 - superblade ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
can somebody help me, because i really don't understand it
User avatar #117 to #113 - nathanthemighty (04/16/2013) [-]
related to a tumbler post this morning about how the US should be called South Canada
User avatar #77 to #57 - masdercheef (04/15/2013) [-]
Hey, South Canada brought world peace to the planet of Canada Major. It's no laughing matter.
#67 - animepsycchosecond (04/15/2013) [-]
mfw America Bot
#86 to #67 - thatoneasianguy (04/15/2013) [-]
hitler didn't stand a chance.
#114 to #67 - piekiller ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Hell yes, Liberty Prime
#10 - peacerock ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Vikings were first to discover America. You can find it in the Icelandic Saga.
User avatar #30 to #10 - Blargosnarf (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm certain it was the migratory tribes of the ancient people when they crossed the ice bridge during the last ice-age.
#32 to #10 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
>implying Canada is part of America.
#47 to #32 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
It is, you must be referring to the United State of America.... Canada is in America... North America
User avatar #35 to #32 - BlueToaster (04/15/2013) [-]
The Vikings discovered North America, or later on as it was called, "The New World."
#81 to #10 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
You cannot discover an inhabited land. Otherwise I could cross the sea and discover Europe
#87 to #81 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
But that's cause you already know Europe exists. If we were to find another planet that happens to have aliens on it, it would have been just discovered correct? They wouldn't think so. Bad anon is what you are. >-<
User avatar #96 to #10 - bighairyfart (04/15/2013) [-]
THANK YOU! Every time I try to explain this **** to people, they look at me like I'm retarded.
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#28 to #10 - tyraxio (04/15/2013) [-]
Says the one with the picture of horned vikings huehuehue
#33 to #28 - eikakaka (04/15/2013) [-]
Historically accurate viking FTW!
#125 to #33 - tyraxio (04/17/2013) [-]
Swæg for at vinde.
User avatar #52 to #10 - microdude (04/15/2013) [-]
Sorry to break your hearth, but the Chinese discovered it first :P
#13 to #10 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
leiv eriksson

correct?
#14 to #13 - peacerock ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Leifur heppni Eiríksson in Icelandic.
Leif Ericson in English.
Pic is where he sailed. Also in Iceland we have to learn about the Viking era.
User avatar #23 to #14 - robotvoice (04/15/2013) [-]
happy leiv eriksson day!
hinga dinga durgan
#16 to #10 - zzzapped (04/15/2013) [-]
Well, the indians were first but the vikings were the first Europeans.
User avatar #46 to #16 - aldheim (04/15/2013) [-]
"They don't count because they're brown."
#69 - sandninja ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
#2 - vuican (04/15/2013) [-]
nintendo is world peace
#72 to #2 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
Kind of ironic that you choose a picture of Snorlax, when all he do is to cause chaos and sleep.
#76 to #72 - vuican (04/15/2013) [-]
A sleeping world, is a world of peace
#98 to #2 - bighairyfart (04/15/2013) [-]
< Except for these guys.
#65 to #2 - rayeslegend (04/15/2013) [-]
nintendo is love


nintendo is life
#89 - nooneofinterest (04/15/2013) [-]
The teacher
#104 to #89 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
She wants the D
She wants the D
User avatar #107 to #104 - SubjectThree (04/16/2013) [-]
Something tells me his dad can only deliver the D-
#112 to #104 - thatmotherfer (04/16/2013) [-]
Well then..
Well then..
#73 - bloodofthedragon (04/15/2013) [-]
Murica.
#91 to #73 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
Sounds about right. Consume freedom and then get brainwashed as a byproduct.
User avatar #106 to #91 - bloodofthedragon (04/16/2013) [-]
If you are a foreigner you can't say we are brainwashed because you don't know anything about the U.S. and if you are a U.S. citizen you must be an edgy teen.
User avatar #103 to #91 - ottoboys (04/16/2013) [-]
'merica
#61 - mankey (04/15/2013) [-]
#66 to #61 - rushian (04/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 - mattdoggy ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Play it again
Play it again
#17 - spyrothehedgehog (04/15/2013) [-]
"America Bot"
#92 - damnittyrone (04/15/2013) [-]
Introduction of Nintendo=World Peace

Sounds about right
User avatar #43 - burraki (04/15/2013) [-]
First time I read it I thought the pictures were below the words and I wondered why Abe Lincoln had an America Bot holding a Hitler head
User avatar #37 - zorororonoa (04/15/2013) [-]
Good thing he remembered the most important part, nintendo
#29 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
"but dont count coz ther brown"
xd xd xxdxdxdxdxxdxd
#21 - orangepikmin (04/15/2013) [-]
Hell yeah Nintendo
#36 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
> Implying world peace is possible
I am ready for your red thumbs
User avatar #41 to #36 - reginleif ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I agree, no reason to not try though.
User avatar #53 to #36 - theviusking (04/15/2013) [-]
I doubt it is, everyone has a different mind set, and well nothings happened for the passed like 400 years so.
User avatar #60 to #36 - Ottovan (04/15/2013) [-]
Is it possible?
Yes.

Will it happen?
No.
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