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The daily funnies (part 1)

The daily funnies (part 1). 10+ for MOAR -10 never again you baboon. r: - middle school Tthere is an autistic kid in history class, not full retard but still pr

10+ for MOAR
-10 never again you baboon

r: - middle school
Tthere is an autistic kid in history class, not full retard but still pretty dew
Eel chosen by teacher In help him with a worksheet
Saudering great
tell answer m he can copy iton his paper
Ale decides lo use a grease pencil that he stole that the science lab instead of a regular one
Ale says "Anon I gotta sharpen my pencil"
tell him it wont work
Ale doesnt listen
Twalks up lo that of classroom
grease pencil into electric sharpener
At gets mucked up instantly and breaks
screams and throws pencil sharpener on floor
oft his jacket, throws in the air
out of classroom, screaming down the hallway
Treacher instantly dashes out of , yelling " SOMEBODY ! HE' S LDC) SE! !
Eeveryone is completely silent, listening In the chaos unfolding outside
Sshole class looks at me, friend says “Anna, what did you do?!"
Averyone lnl' d
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#7 - oishiine (04/14/2013) [-]
Gotta love the raptard roar.
#139 to #7 - rodneyabc (04/15/2013) [-]
Honestly disappointing that raptard is a retard mixed with a veloceraptor, and not in fact, the spazziest MC the rap world will ever see. Oh well, a man can dream.
User avatar #48 to #7 - wwwdotcom (04/15/2013) [-]
when i think of Neil i think of Walter junior from breaking bad...
User avatar #13 to #7 - repostforlife ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I ******* LOVE the raptard. it was as beautiful as it was funny
User avatar #81 to #7 - davidavidson (04/15/2013) [-]
I laugh every time this is posted not because I read it every time.. But because I remember every single ******* story.. This boy is a legend.
#125 to #7 - Akwardweirdo ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
almost as good as the story of Fats McGee and his Retard three!
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#75 to #7 - huntress (04/15/2013) [-]
just spent 20 minutes reading this.   
10/10,  would read again.
just spent 20 minutes reading this.

10/10, would read again.
User avatar #20 to #7 - covered (04/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 to #7 - zorororonoa (04/15/2013) [-]
That story (or series of stories) is still my favorite greentext ever
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User avatar #14 - leetpwnzer (04/15/2013) [-]
>Not full retard.
>Screams,throws sharpener on ground, rip offs jacket and runs out of classroom.
>Not full retard.
#21 - ohgodmysides (04/15/2013) [-]
That's just your normal every day retard.

Being autistic usually means being shy, not understanding normal social interactions, but also being ******* INTELLIGENT. No autistic kid would ever think of sharpening a grease pencil, even less so announcing it to anyone (they see no need for that) and then go on a rampage if something goes wrong.
Thumb me down if you like, but that's why I called ******** after the first two sentences.

Source: I am studying psychology and psychology accessories at university.
#96 to #21 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
youre studying it at Uni?
**** dude, im gonna lol when you fail.
Autism is a whole spectrum. You can be intelligent in certain aspects, yet slow in other aspects.
Wasnt it Einstein who didnt learn to read until he was like 5? (I dont know specifics but it is a fact that he was autistic, and I remember hearing something along those lines)..
fact is I have Asperger's, also know many people with the diagnosis, and many suffer with outbursts of anger and temper tantrums for small reasons that might aggravate them more than the average person, and it's very humiliating, also hard to control.
I honestly dont know why you have so many thumbs. Thats the most idiotic thing i've ever heard.
Research > youre doing it wrong.
#97 to #21 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
An autistic person is as intelligent as a regular person, that means that an autistic person may or may not be intelligent or stupid. The thing about autism is the lack of ¨theory of mind", the capability of guess what other person may be thinking or feeling (being the key word Thinking).

Sorry about my english, it's not my languaje.
User avatar #119 to #21 - undeadwill (04/15/2013) [-]
You are thinking of aspergers. While we are a spectrum of autism we are the smart awkward mother ******* .

Autism is the cases where extreme social isolation mixed with a bit of retard.
So you are right but also wrong.
#131 to #21 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Until 1993, Autism REQUIRED mental retardation.
Now IQ is not taken into account, but instead to be diagnosed as autistic, an individual must show at least 6 ENTIRELY unrelated "symptoms" from three different categories.
Including things like walking with the toe of the foot touching the ground first, not the heel or sorting things by shape/color.

Autism is a farce. That's not to say no one diagnosed with Autism has anything wrong with them, but Autism itself is not a mental disorder. It is a massively vague, meaningless "diagnosis" which can apply to any range of disorders/non-disorders.

Being "Autistic" means ABSOLUTELY nothing, to find out that the retarded doctor meant when diagnosing the individual, you must meet and judge the individual yourself.
#133 to #21 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
I am glad to see you have green thumbs.
User avatar #37 to #21 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
My brother's autistic and he can't talk
User avatar #49 to #37 - neokun (04/15/2013) [-]
Mutism does not mean you are not smart.
User avatar #52 to #49 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I know. That was my point
User avatar #53 to #52 - neokun (04/15/2013) [-]
You did not specify that. You comment made it look like you were reinforcing what the first guy wrote.
User avatar #55 to #53 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Because not talking is a sign of intelligence.
User avatar #57 to #55 - neokun (04/15/2013) [-]
Is that sarcasm?
User avatar #65 to #57 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Yes. yes it is
User avatar #66 to #65 - neokun (04/15/2013) [-]
Was that also sarcasm?
User avatar #67 to #66 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - neokun (04/15/2013) [-]
I feel like anything you say from now on is just sarcasm.
User avatar #69 to #68 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Not the happiest person in the world right now. Sorry
User avatar #50 to #21 - neokun (04/15/2013) [-]
The keyword in your comment is USUALLY. What if this was an unusual case?
#72 to #21 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you, but not all victims of autism are intelligent. SOME versions have a singular subject that could be as narrow as "molecular structure" or as simple as "drawing pictures" but beyond that they AREN'T necessarily very intelligent. I have no intention of giving you a thumb up or down, but thought you should know. I get enough problems dealing with psychologists who need to learn their disorders. Last thing this world needs is another.
#82 to #72 - rodneyabc (04/15/2013) [-]
Even then it could go even more specific and useless than that, soap opera histories, pokemon, Nes games etc.
#99 to #21 - brutallyhonest (04/15/2013) [-]
This is.. inaccurate. I WORK with autistic people in a group home. They are intelligent, some more verbal, etc.. They just don't process as easily as we do. But if something doesn't go their way, they -do- throw tantrums like that.
This is.. inaccurate. I WORK with autistic people in a group home. They are intelligent, some more verbal, etc.. They just don't process as easily as we do. But if something doesn't go their way, they -do- throw tantrums like that.
#102 to #21 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Working at a cyber cafe on campus, I seen a few autistic people have complete rage meltdowns and go berzerk. Not all of them are shy or intelligent.
#39 to #21 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
You're right, but that's when it isn't as severe as it can be. Autistic children can be very stubborn especially if things don't go their own way, they can be very slow learners and sometimes they cannot even talk or take a bath on their own. Autistics at my school are intelligent and shy, but I help out at a school with autistic children and they have very short tempers and are very difficult to teach.
User avatar #62 to #21 - makethingsworse (04/15/2013) [-]
It really depends on the Autistic's age. They are intelligent, and MANY of them are shy, but there are the occasional "attention-seekers" (especially if they are still developing concretely). Many people afflicted with Autism become frustrated very quickly when something is "out of order" or "unplanned". For example: The Autistic in question most likely reacted as such because many of his prior experiences with pencil sharpeners had a desired effect. However, this time was different and he became very upset. To really understand people with learning/ emotional/ psychological/ mental/ physical disabilities you have to have experience with them. A book and an education will only take you so far when it comes to Psychology.
#22 to #21 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
what the **** man, autistic doesn't mean instantly you are intelligent and usually if you're deeply autistic it makes you even dumber than ''normal'' people and you seem to be studying enough.
User avatar #25 to #22 - ohgodmysides (04/15/2013) [-]
It makes you unable of following certain social interactions, which makes you LOOK dumb. But it does not make you more stupid than anybody else. In fact autistic kids usually have an increased IQ, as their ability of finding patterns is increased.

My point is, that the kid in the story is not authistic.
User avatar #27 to #25 - frienderman (04/15/2013) [-]
Another common attribute in autistic people is being an "idiot savant," meaning that the subject is an absolute genius in a select few fields but is significantly lacking in others. Perhaps the person in this story was figuring out quantum mechanics when he was 8 but has difficulty understanding how a grease pencil works.

I dunno, just bouncing an idea off the wall.
#30 to #27 - ohgodmysides (04/15/2013) [-]
Not a bad idea.
But to digg on that for a bit: autism mainly works with... filters in your head. The absence of those makes absorbing information easier, which then makes you better at things that people associate with "intelligent". Like keeping values, finding patterns or dividing big numbers. If we follow your thought, then the autistic person could accept the necessity of using all pencils with pencil sharpeners, as this is how it's supposed to be.

However, the absence of filters also makes grasping social interactions hard, because there is no instinct that tells you what is wrong or right. It's just an intense flood of social information that you can't process. Announcing your actions as an authistic person makes no sense, which was my main clue for this story. There is nothing that makes talking necessary for adding the pencil to the pencil sharpener.

A kid that is stupid, has the desire to talk, to be loud/scream and even violent (which causes another flood of social information that is hard to grasp) is so incredibly untypical for an autistic person, that I can't accept it as possible.

It's like a 6 foot twelve year old with a deep voice and a beard.
Pic kinda related.
User avatar #38 to #30 - frienderman (04/15/2013) [-]
Like a six-foot twelve year old with a deep voice and a beard...

So you're saying that the only way this story could have happened is if it was in Russia?
User avatar #43 to #38 - ohgodmysides (04/15/2013) [-]
I simply tried to paint a picture of somethink physically incredibly unlikely, yet biological theoretically possible.
#46 to #43 - frienderman (04/15/2013) [-]
And I was just trying to crack a joke... I have to get better at this whole "humor" thing.
And I was just trying to crack a joke... I have to get better at this whole "humor" thing.
#71 to #21 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Hate to tell you, but there are varying degrees of autism in which someone could throw a fit just like this. Also, not all autistic kids are geniuses, that just happens to be a fairly common trait with some of them.
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#41 to #21 - flyhawk (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm best friends with an autistic guy, and while he is very intelligent, but would still do exactly this and then go shouting about it cos he thinks its real funny when he does dumb stuff, and he wants the attention!
User avatar #24 to #21 - thatguywithpants (04/15/2013) [-]
Not all autistic people are intelligent. Had a classmate in high school who had Aspergers and was dumb as **** .
User avatar #35 to #24 - internetrage (04/15/2013) [-]
i second this. not necessarily intelligent
User avatar #51 to #35 - ohgodmysides (04/15/2013) [-]
It seems to me that I didn't clarify enough that those attributes are characteristic, but not necessary.
I apologize.

The "usually" was meant to be directed at shy and intelligent alike
User avatar #26 to #24 - ohgodmysides (04/15/2013) [-]
that's why I said "usually" not "always"
User avatar #136 to #24 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
There's several variations, and yes, i've experienced such child.
#34 - explore (04/15/2013) [-]
So, uh, what's a grease pencil?

Pic related, what I thought when I read grease pencil.
User avatar #107 to #34 - majormoron ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Probably oil paint? Maybe?
User avatar #145 to #107 - explore (04/16/2013) [-]
Do you know if these are an American thing?
User avatar #146 to #145 - majormoron ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I know oil paints are. My mom uses them all the time.
User avatar #147 to #146 - explore (04/16/2013) [-]
I meant grease pencils, I have oil paints and I'm British.
User avatar #148 to #147 - majormoron ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
OH, I gotcha. I have no clue what grease pencils are, sorry.
User avatar #149 to #148 - explore (04/17/2013) [-]
That's fine.
#36 - gentlemanotaku (04/15/2013) [-]
you mean a chinagraph pencil

i will shove my british aluminium rod two metric meters up your arse
#59 to #36 - makethingsworse (04/15/2013) [-]
>yfw your Britfaggery knows no bounds
>yfw your Britfaggery knows no bounds
#73 to #36 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
#104 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Everybody LOLS!

"That's our anon!" you comedic genius, you.
#105 to #104 - rodneyabc (04/15/2013) [-]
Oh Justin, you're so fresh!
User avatar #42 - zorororonoa (04/15/2013) [-]
There is a difference between autistic, and someone who rampages when they break the pencil sharpener.
#33 - rodneyabc (04/15/2013) [-]
Just a casual reminder that autism is a debilitating mental condition and not just "smart + socially awkward"

If you see anyone in the comments pretending to have it, they're probably ************ .
#124 - thecjism (04/15/2013) [-]
Everyone knows and loves Fats McGee and his retard three
#74 - likeabosslikeaboss (04/15/2013) [-]
mfw Raptard Roar
#80 to #74 - jewjewbinks (04/15/2013) [-]
i was thinking it was that kid too!
User avatar #103 to #74 - nurucio (04/15/2013) [-]
Why would you only change Obama's face? That's not how you're supposed to do it...
#31 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
He's loose? Dear God.
User avatar #32 to #31 - ashee (04/15/2013) [-]
That would be terrifying to hear outside of your classroom O.o
User avatar #70 - timmywankenobi (04/15/2013) [-]
This reminds me of something my Friend Ricky would be likely to do but he had down syndrome and severe retardation, not autism though. He was exactly like this all the ******* time. Like one time I went to hang out with him at his house for a bit and he was just sitting on the floor putting legos up his nose and I was like why ricky ? and he just looked at me said "cause I can" and sneezed out like 40 little lego's and then started shouting a victory screech.Then he sat down and ate the legos.
#16 - crazycommando (04/15/2013) [-]
this 			****		...i cracked up
this **** ...i cracked up
#108 - drdiddly (04/15/2013) [-]
"What did you do?"
Everyone Lol's.

So apparently, shrugging is the funniest thing ever
User avatar #126 to #108 - iphoneguy (04/15/2013) [-]
#116 to #108 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
#141 to #116 - rodneyabc (04/15/2013) [-]
#134 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
No need to scroll down - Just everyone who laughed claiming "Oh, I also have dyslexia - yet I spell properly, oh and I also have aspergers aswell, and AIDS".

-.-'' Seriusly - That's every comment bellow.
(aslo, cba logging in - Username Gromgalgo, so technicly not anonymous),
#121 - Dwarf (04/15/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Texting in class ** Autism ≠ lack of intelligence
#123 - harryblazer (04/15/2013) [-]
>retard kid moves in up the street from me
>not full retard, but ass burgers so is pretty aware of what goes on around
>think like jurrassic park, with the self aware raptors that can open doors
>mom always makes me hang out with him, despite my protests
>"he doesnt have any one to hang out with " "well, you're divorced, you have time to spend with him"
>Invites him over, and I have NO idea what to do with him
>dont want to leave him in my house, afraid he might want to watch transformors and fondle himself on my couch
>tell him we're going outside to play alien hunters
>my dog was the alien and he would chase him around my yard while the tard made gun sounds and I watched
>im fully aware of how ****** up this was
>this would last roughly 30-45 minutes, then I would scream "he's lose, run to mother ship !' and he would run home
>mfw I had my dog chase a retarded kid around my backyard, and then back to his house for an afternoon
#110 - liquidz (04/15/2013) [-]
Someone has to hunt him down
User avatar #90 - Riukanojutsu (04/15/2013) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #15 - daentraya (04/15/2013) [-]
I dont think that's autism. Autistic people don't like to make scenes in public. And autism is not any equivalent of retardedness
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