Norwegians. . A Lesson in Norwegian The N nowegian is a person of few words, English Norwegian Excuse me, I didn' t quite catch what Has? you were saying. Will
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Norwegians

A Lesson in Norwegian
The N nowegian is a person of few words,
English Norwegian
Excuse me, I didn' t quite catch what Has?
you were saying. Will you please repeat?
Sorry for bumping into you like that. toil.
So terribly clumsy of me.
It' s you! How lovely to see you! Nei, men!
And how are things with you and your family? Ellers?
Excuse me, may I disturb you for a Du?
second?
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#1 - admit (04/14/2013) [-]
#71 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - dennymyman (04/15/2013) [-]
Related **** here. "Would you kindly shut your mouth now, please?" is "Kjeft"
#40 to #36 - lazyvoltage (04/15/2013) [-]
Kjeften if you're really serious.
#14 - lordlolland ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Spell it a little different and it works for us Danes too, phonetically it already works pretty well.
User avatar #32 to #14 - freeq (04/15/2013) [-]
The thing with the Danish is that you can "understand" Swedish and Norwegian but we don't understand anything when you speak to us :/
#20 to #14 - turdofdoom (04/15/2013) [-]
but danish sounds nothing like how its written
User avatar #27 to #20 - flyswattah (04/15/2013) [-]
Learn all about this in the NEXT lesson:

A Lesson in Danish.
#81 to #20 - mooghens ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
gør det ikke?
gør det ikke?
#53 to #14 - northard (04/15/2013) [-]
How to speak Danish: VRÆGØRÆØÆKL FLÆSKEBØRGÅKLØÆÆØÆØÆØÆØÆØÅÆØØÆ JÆI HÆR ÅBKÆST I MØNDÆN MIN RØDE PØLSE PÅ BILKA
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#60 to #53 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#61 to #53 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
I lolled at "MIN RØDE PØLSE PÅ BILKA"
wp my scandinavian friend, wp
#85 to #53 - mooghens ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Man's not joking, thats danish at its prime

User avatar #127 to #53 - lordlolland ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Phonetically you are correct, it sounds exactly like that.
However, your spelling is completely off.
#46 - gabbiesup (04/15/2013) [-]
Næmmen kor i svarte nasn, e det den karn?!
User avatar #123 to #46 - caucasianinvasian (04/15/2013) [-]
kor mange norsk folkens e på funnyjunk?
User avatar #49 to #46 - iwebby (04/15/2013) [-]
Jeg forstår ingenting af hvad du siger.
#69 to #49 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Tror at flesteparten av nordmenn heller ikke forstår en drit.
User avatar #72 to #69 - iwebby (04/15/2013) [-]
Præcis
User avatar #118 to #49 - caucasianinvasian (04/15/2013) [-]
ikje jeg heller
#89 to #49 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Tror det er en full trønder...
User avatar #79 to #46 - suitcasethinker (04/15/2013) [-]
Kor i svarte nasn, faktisk. Jeg tror jeg må begynne å bruke det utrykket, might come in handy :D
User avatar #47 - eenor (04/15/2013) [-]
You can do it in english too:
1.What?
2.Sorry.
3.Hey, man!
4.Sup?
5.Hey!
#51 to #47 - smoklax (04/15/2013) [-]
the english translation would be something like:
1. huh?
2. hey!
3. dude!
4. sup?
5. dude?
(from a danish)
#62 to #51 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
nah, sup is more like a right now, thing. "ellers" is more like, "what's going on in your life / your friends / family's life"
#64 to #62 - smoklax (04/15/2013) [-]
justin, you're canadian. just shush and apologize
User avatar #122 to #47 - unrealmadrid (04/15/2013) [-]
"Sup?" Doesn't really fit
#29 - joiik (04/15/2013) [-]
this one is in swedish
#37 to #29 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
an ass?
#50 to #29 - dardands (04/15/2013) [-]
huehueuhe "An Ass"
User avatar #44 to #29 - greeneyedgamer (04/15/2013) [-]
"an ass"?
It should be "an ash".
User avatar #15 - gamerjn (04/15/2013) [-]
English: Hey bartender, could I please have a beer?
Norwegian: Øl!
User avatar #24 to #15 - deadadventurer (04/15/2013) [-]
mere øl! I love the word øl. When you are drunk out of your mind and speaking slurred and **** , it is still quite possible to blurt out "ØL!"
#75 - angelusprimus ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
And then you have the Finns who think that Norwegians are chatty people that never shut up.
User avatar #84 to #75 - mistercookie (04/15/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? Finnish is like the longest language i have ever seen. Whenever i read a shampoo flask and it says "Keep away from eyes" The finish part is like a paragraph long.
#94 to #84 - angelusprimus ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Ever tried talking to Finns?
Language can be as long as you want, they don't freaking use it.
#18 - fuckdamnshitcunts (04/15/2013) [-]
The accuracy of this post surprised me...
User avatar #63 - neokun ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
And then in REAL English:

What?

Sorry.

Hi

How are things?

Come here
User avatar #65 to #63 - fuzzyballs (04/15/2013) [-]
sup?
#21 - koneella (04/15/2013) [-]
...
User avatar #52 to #21 - mykoira (04/15/2013) [-]
i think moro fits better in mitäs jätkä and sori for oho
#9 - moseth (04/15/2013) [-]
This is actually quite accurate.
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User avatar #30 - smilleykillz (04/15/2013) [-]
in english the first one is "What?"
second one is "My bad"
third "nice to see you"
4rth "hows the family"
and 5th "excuse me"
#88 - tonkkax (04/15/2013) [-]
This is inaccurate and stupid. Move along.
User avatar #98 to #88 - xern (04/15/2013) [-]
this is funny as hell if you got the right sense of humor
#97 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
This is stupid, I could easily sum all of the english words into much shorter phrases, even make a few only one word...
User avatar #102 to #97 - captainknowledge (04/15/2013) [-]
you are forgetting this is Fj
#86 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
I thought the Norwegian part was chav slang for a minute
#26 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Or alternatively from Scottish

Hae?.....Eh?
Oi!........Sorry pal.
Nei, men!.........Alright man?
Ellers?......How ye keeping?
Du?........Here, <insert reason for disturbance>
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