McDisasters 5: Call me Ishmael. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Very sorry about missing yesterday, everyone! A close friend of mine neede
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McDisasters 5: Call me Ishmael

McDisasters 5: Call me Ishmael. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Very sorry about missing yesterday, everyone! A close friend of mine neede

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Very sorry about missing yesterday, everyone! A close friend of mine needed help moving last minute, wound up taking all damn day and night. Anyways, this is a story of a man whose name we have changed to Ishmael due to the fish-related accident. Hope you enjoy, see you tomorrow around 4pm EST!

PART 1 /funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 /funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 /funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 /funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/
.comanderspy and masterchiefawesome, still a great idea? you tell me after you read this one.

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#4 - Rascal (04/14/2013) [-]
Man I love these! Here's mine:
Working At Subway in Missouri [Missery]; City's about 1/6th hick;
One customer once told me "Ah wun mae uh foot-laung DAEK!" [I want a footlong steak]; Have to keep straight face and pretend they spoke English
Another customer comes in, Mumbling slightly, but still easy to understand. Get to veggies and sauces part- "So, what kind of sauce would you like?"
"...Excuse me?"
"Do you mean mayo?"
They go back to speaking somewhat normally. Seriously, they didn't say yeah or un-huh, they said "Unnngh." AND THEN THEY GO BACK TO SPEAKING NORMALLY! It's times like these I wish I didn't have to be nice to customers when the LOCALS speak WORSE than FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS!
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User avatar #29 to #23 - sillymango (04/15/2013) [-]
Not sure about you but I worked at Mcdonald's when i was 16 years old for a few months. They had another 16 years old part-timer train me and she trained me ok. I'm not sure If it's because I was a part-timer but oh well, just saying.
#38 to #22 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
idk man, I worked at mc's for a few years and once the guy on fries lifted a basket out of the oil and just bumped me slightly on the arm with it by accident - i still have a very visible scar from that metal bar.
#39 to #38 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
although our friers took under 4 minutes to cook our frozen fries.
User avatar #24 - rectophobia ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
>Be me
>16 and 8/12
>Never learned how to simplify fractions
#56 to #24 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
In this case he doesn't need to, because there are twelve months in a year.

Go **** yourself with them green arrows.
User avatar #32 - theamazinganalidk (04/15/2013) [-]
Not hating or anything but this one was a lil over done.
#28 - alehx (04/15/2013) [-]
Being a forsaken now a days isn't easy.
User avatar #31 to #28 - lanfear (04/15/2013) [-]
First thing I saw was the name and I was like YES Wheel of time! then i saw it was irreverent :(
User avatar #50 to #31 - lanfear (04/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 to #28 - ljxjlos (04/15/2013) [-]
I kinda love you a bit right now. Way to few people know these books were I come from.
#26 - xfrankie (04/15/2013) [-]
i know it's small and a bit pain to read... but maybe some of you will remember this mission (Call me Ishmael, Crysis Warhead)
User avatar #48 to #26 - himyouknowwho (04/15/2013) [-]
BTW i love crysis!
User avatar #34 to #26 - himyouknowwho (04/15/2013) [-]
you do know that it isn't that relevant to the content, right?

but yes, yes indeed.
#21 - trojandetected (04/15/2013) [-]
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Just another vicious Pitbull ** Really you ************ ?
I hardly believed the first 2 you are just milking the thumbs HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST.
You act like working at McDonalds is more ******* exciting than going on an adventure with gandalf.
User avatar #42 to #21 - sirbrentcoe (04/15/2013) [-]
spend 4 years working for a company that hire people to fill a quota, next to 2 football-sized parking lots full of hookers and meth head truckers, and you might have some ****** up experiences. if you don't like what you're reading, move along. but leave comments, so i can green thumb you!
User avatar #45 to #42 - trojandetected (04/15/2013) [-]
Tickle my anus and call me Ishmael
User avatar #46 to #45 - sirbrentcoe (04/15/2013) [-]
feather or toothbrush?
#47 to #46 - trojandetected (04/15/2013) [-]
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Bill Nye the Party Guy **

Get the rake
User avatar #44 to #42 - trojandetected (04/15/2013) [-]
Green thumb that ass nice and good lube it first.
User avatar #51 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
my grandmother worked for mcdonalds some 17 years ago. She didn't speak any english. She made the sandwiches. I have no idea how she got the job. I think the boss was ukrainian or something so he might have done it because of their shared nationality. Somehow at like 60 something she worked at McDonalds for a few months before she moved back to Ukraine.
User avatar #49 - sirbrentcoe (04/15/2013) [-]
part 6, enjoy! and thanks for the thumbs, you all get green from me! don't expect it in return, but just so you know, i don't care if the response is positive or negative. got you to respond! and that's worth a greenie to me!
#37 - aspr (04/15/2013) [-]
never really get these stories, its always like you're the only person in the store with only one manager and its missing some key mclingo but hey who knows
User avatar #43 to #37 - sirbrentcoe (04/15/2013) [-]
oh no, this one we had a full compliment, but i was the cook. the prep line kept up their business, i was responsible for meat and fried goods.
#19 - echobase (04/15/2013) [-]
How does one 			****		 up so bad?
How does one **** up so bad?
#15 - manwithanopinion (04/15/2013) [-]
I ******* love these things
#20 - Rascal (04/15/2013) [-]
This is more than likely made up.

Worked in a kitchen with my aunt in the summer, she slipped and put her hand in the deep-fryer for a few seconds. No visible burns only internal. Hand totally in tact.

I see your lies OP.
User avatar #8 - nyj (04/14/2013) [-]
Working as a cart attendant at Target, I had to literally pick up **** and it still wasn't as bad as this sounds.
User avatar #33 - adunsaveme (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know what a burnout is
User avatar #35 to #33 - nightshifter (04/15/2013) [-]
the guy who stopped going to school, is a stoner/drinks a lot.
User avatar #36 to #33 - breadbasket (04/15/2013) [-]
Pretty much just an older, fried-in-the-brain stoner.
User avatar #41 to #33 - swazer (04/15/2013) [-]
The guy who walked into a wall
User avatar #30 - charitar (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm still trying to imagine what it would be like to have an asshole on my elbow.
User avatar #27 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
the t-rex line got me
User avatar #14 - nospy (04/14/2013) [-]
This one was really too sad for me to give a thumbs
User avatar #16 to #14 - sirbrentcoe (04/15/2013) [-]
its ok, i have more **** and puke related ones to come in the future.
User avatar #17 to #16 - nospy (04/15/2013) [-]
Tell us some more about fat people too, I hate fat people.
User avatar #52 - mrgoodlove (04/17/2013) [-]
"continue making meat on the grill, not paying attention

>Implying McDonalds grills the meat and doesn't just microwave the frozen patties
User avatar #53 to #52 - sirbrentcoe (04/17/2013) [-]
it's actually a flat top stove with a clam-shell that is also heated that drops down and kind of presses the burgers while they cook.
User avatar #59 to #53 - sanshiiuum (04/22/2013) [-]
I can attest to the truth of that statement.
#2 - Rascal (04/14/2013) [-]
i work at mcdonalds reg meat is annoyng like wait 40 seconds just for people to snatch it up and say. drop another tray of reg. iam like thank you (in my head , i want to kill everyone) hell i got to do closign tonight as well **** me lol
User avatar #18 to #2 - sirbrentcoe (04/15/2013) [-]
hang tough mate, its not forever, just for now..
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